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“Thank starlight, a person!”
How far had he fell? No bolts came loose, no scruffed-up metal or flung-free limbs, or-- the thunderous sound of clanking iron broke the concentration of his thoughts, palms desperately searching to make sure...
His hair was okay!
With a wheeze of compressed air gliding through the pipes meant to mimic a throat, Billy clapped his palms on each knee and laughed a boisterous laugh, relief rolling off of him in waves! Nearly forgetting about the once-savior, his gaze steadied to land onto them once more, blinking in... out. How did he get into this situation, again? Wrong turn at Albuquerque? Nicole was here, he remembered that, cowered behind crates, Anby dashing off, fighting... was she fighting? Then, just whenever Billy leapt into battle, everything went... black.
Aw man, did he get swallowed by some sort of weird Hollow creature again?
“Thankyoumysteryperson! Now that we're both here: can you tell me where the heck we are?! If we're in something's gullet again, I'd reallllly love to know before my arms got corroded again.”
@frostwnd!
#frostwnd#ic‚ billy kid.#They definitely got eaten into some whale-like thing from Genshin that goes from dimension to dimension.#Thank you for liking; Ash!! I hope this silliness is okay dfhg
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Wouldn’t it be funny if Billy could only give powers to one person at a time, so the Vasquez kids take turns being Captain Marvel Junior (as they still look like kids) and they make everyone thinks it’s one shape shifting child.
Reporter: Captain Marvel, who is this new protoge worth you?
Marvel: you’ve met Junior though?
Mary, who wanted to take over: yeah we talked last week.
Reporter: ah what
At first it’s just Mary and Freddy (mostly Freddy cause he’s really into being a superhero) so everyone thinks Captain Marvel Junior is a shape shifting gender fluid kid and Marvel is a supportive dad.
But then the other Vasquez’s join in the fun
Reporter: Captain, new protoge?
Eugene, in it for shots and giggles: Claire, it’s me, Junior
Reporter: … you’re Asian now?
Eugene: woooooowww
Marvel: that’s low even for you
Reportee: but I-
Eugene: Both Captain and I have lived lives of many genders, colours and have been in many cultures. And yet you shame me for feeling nostalgic and reverting to an ancient form of mine.
Reporter: I- w h a t
It’s sparks a lot of debate of cultural appropriation for shapeshifters in general, with a lot of people invoking Martian Manhunter, fae and other shapeshifters. So naturally Pedro steps up
Captain Marvel and Junior both volunteering at a homeless shelter.
Reporter: … junior?
Pedro: yes?
Reporter: what are you doing
Pedro, making an ancient Mexican recipe he got from the Library in the Rock: making a dish I learned a couple of centuries ago from my then family.
Reporter, really doesn’t want to get cancelled: ok
Naturally this takes a lot of coordination, and a lot of people test them by giving info to one kid, and different info to the other. Solomon sees right through them cause the divine group chat is connected to Billy and the chosen Junior. Things were starting to chill for a bit. Then Darla joined in.
Darla, visibly younger than the other forms: Hi :D
Reporter: why do you keep getting younger and younger???
Darla: :3
At this point the reporter is so done. Are you a child with a lightning emblem on you? You are Captain Marvel Junior. And it seems to work most of the time.
Billy: *gets deaged as Cap*
Reporter: oh junior! New form? This one looks closer to Cap!
Billy: I’m not Junior???
Reporter: *bluescreens*
Bonus:
In a Justice League Meeting
Flash: So is Junior like a mantle? If so why is it only one kid at a time?
Hal: yeah, what do the others do when you take one at a time?
Billy, an absolute troll at heart: what do you mean, it’s the one kid?
Superman: what???
Billy: yeah so Junior hasn’t settled into which form they like the best and switch it up. I think they like it better that way.
Martian Manhunter, troll n2: *nods along* finding ones main form is an important part of self discovery. On Mars, many like to alternate between forms as they could not be tied down to one.
JL: ah
Bonus 2:
Batman: *slowly puts away the ‘Not An Adoption Problem’ Support Group invite*
Bonus 3:
Dudley: please please please please
Billy, fed up: WHY
Dudley: it’ll be so funny.
Billy: you know what, fine!
Later Dudley is given some powers but decides to only let the Reporter see him.
Reporter: … Junior????
Dudley: no one will ever believe you *flies off*
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazamily#the Vasquez kids#Billy can only give powers one person at a time au#naturally everyone is going to be a little shit about it#so they alternate#I’m not sure if Rosa and Victor would join#maybe as a treat they could#giving fun twists to limits on abilities cause we deserve it#people are going to nerf Billy anyways#I’m looking at you DC#no joke guys I was about to go to sleep but then I thought of this and immediately got up to type this#my eyes legit flung open and kicked off the blanket but then tripped and hit my head#still writing this though cause I would have forgot it and it would have been a waste#so sorry if there’s some types#I’m going to get some ice now
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See how the brain plays around...
And you fall inside a hole you couldn't see... And you fall inside a hole inside a-
Someone help me understand what's going on inside my mind!
Doctor, I can't tell if I'm not me!
#AKA: Don't become scientists kids it's bad for your mind AND body!#Adventure Time#Gravity Falls#Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse#Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse#Spider-Man ITSV#Spider-Man ATSV#Billie Bust Up#Simon Petrikov#Ice King#Fiddleford McGucket#Old Man McGucket#Jonathan Ohnn#The Spot#ATSV The Spot#ATSV Spot#BBU Barnaby#Barnaby#The Mind Electric#Personal Rambles
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Chicago inspired Victuuri AU where Yuuri gets thrown into the slammer after he kills a shitty manager, gets very talked down to (JJ maybe?), then promptly seduces (mostly accidentally) The Best Defence Attorney This Side Of The Country Victor Nikiforov, who initially is only in it for the money until Yuuri pins him with his big'ol eyes and despite his attempts to resist, is immediately doomed. Plus side, Yuuri's on the highway to hell with him in the passenger seat so aaaaye
Now they just need to make sure Yuuri doesn't get the death penalty but in the meantime, well.... Yuuri's already in jail for murder, making out with his lawyer can't be any more against the law...
#yuri on ice#i need roxie and velma to stay wlw but ive been obsessed with the movie again lately and my brainrot is slamming together desperately#trying to fit the puzzle pieces so i had to do SOMETHING....#i cant picture yuuri cheating so thats off the table. i can barely picture victor cheating and im writing a whole fic about it#velma would make sense for victor too but billy is quite the showman himself after all#and he IS The Best so :D#The Manager: i'd say Anything to get a piece of That >:(#Yuuri: wh-h-bu-WE HAVEN'T EVEN SLEPT TOGETHER?!#The Manager: YOU THINK I DONT KNOW THIS? We're done kid its over#Yuuri: BUT EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR-?! The Manager: OVER.#-3 mins later- Yuuri: .........well. huh. .....shit. ....OH SHIT#........i wonder what the pregnancy plot would end up being hmmmmmm
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i have a soft spot for fics where billy sort of ends up adopting el and will alongside max. like, these are the kids that get dibs for rides in the camaro haha.
also im unfortunately not participating bc prev commitments but #harringrove for turkey is happening right now if yall want to donate to the earthquake relief funds for turkey & syria and get some art/fic back from harringrove fans! :) check out the tag if you're interested!!
#stranger things#stranger things fanart#billy hargrove#max mayfield#will byers#jane hopper#st eleven#eleven#eleven stranger things#obviously the ones where the party as a whole adopts billy are also very good#but i think it's cute when they end up getting split like this#it's precious when will asks billy for gay advice and maybe has a tiny crush on him#where billy and el bond over bad papas and containing anger and billy learning to find childish innocence again through her eyes#where max finds out about neil and stubbornly decides to get through to billy and when billy starts reaching back that's it.#theyre ride-or-die now.#i like those kinds of fics :') and steve gets the other half and then they co-parent together#billy's all right w the other kids too but whenever i interpret his relationships with lucas & mike#it always comes off more to me as 'these are the significant others of my kids so they are automatically on thin ice'#and with dustin it's always 'this is my boyfriend's little brother'#but will and el and max are billy's directly#i digress!#sometimes i dont post at all and then i post two things in a week! consistency who???
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HOCKEY PLAYER BILLY YOU SAY?,?
tell me more
I just feel that not only does he totally have the build of a hockey player, his legs are also very powerful which I think would make him one of the fasted and also HIS AIM?!?? I just KNOW that man would be sensational as a winger who shoots really complicated goals and I can just see him as such a sweetheart like off the ice but as soon as he’s on the ice his whole focus is not only winning but also supporting his team which is he primary reason they named him captain
also just think, a college romance with team captain hockey scholarship billy
or even a single dad ice hockey billy who needed someone to watch over his darling daughter while he’s at games for weekends and so he meets and hires you. and maybe you two went to high school together so there’s that layer of familiarity and when his daughter calls you mom for the first time on accident, billy just swooons immediately
the possibilities are endlessss
#idk if its obvious but I quite like ice hockey romance novels#and billy#so BOOM#IF ANYONE ELSE HAS ANY MORE THOUGHTS PLS SHARE!!!!#asks#billy the kid#billy the kid x reader#billy the kid hockey au#emi sanity
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day uh six- ice skating
yes, i did kind of grow up in the rink, and yes, i do not know how to draw people skaing😽 im quirky like that🤪/j ill post the other days when my doodlebook page is filled because convenience. and lets just say theyre on a frozen river or something👺
i didnt feel like colouring it ut i still think it came out pretty good^^ still took an hour tho👹
#the black phone#tbp#bruce yamada#vance hopper#brance#gay people#30 day challenge#yipee#lil detail that no one’ll notice unless i point out:#vance tied both their skates (cause 1/2 bruce’s vision go bye bye)#so theyre both tied how hockey players usually tie their skates#or maybe thats just how my brother ties them#whatever theyre both hockey#and yes that is billy and griffin in the background#kids love pushing each other on chairs on the ice#its so fun tho#although griffs holding on for dear life🙏#griffin stagg#billy showalter#theyre besties
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Tracklist:
Pink • Dance The Night • Barbie World • Speed Drive • Watati • Man I Am • Journey To The Real World • I'm Just Ken • Hey Blondie • Home • What Was I Made For? • Forever & Again • Silver Platter • Angel • Butterflies • Choose Your Fighter • Barbie Dreams
Spotify ♪ YouTube
#hyltta-polls#polls#artist: various artists#language: english#decade: 2020s#Pop#Film Soundtrack#Dance-Pop#Alt-Pop#Contemporary R&B#Synthpop#Electropop#eyestrain#artist: lizzo#artist: dua lipa#artist: nicki minaj#artist: ice spice#artist: charli xcx#artist: karol g#artist: sam smith#artist: tame impala#artist: ryan gosling#artist: dominic fike#artist: haim#artist: billie eilish#artist: the kid laroi#artist: khalid#artist: pinkpantheress#artist: gayle#artist: ava max
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[● It's December first. Fine. I'll give into the holiday spirit or whatever.
THAT SCENE
SO VISCIOUS
TAUGHT ME THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS
]
#silent night deadly night#billy chapman#ice nine kills lyrics#One of the best movies I have ever seen I'm not kidding#merry axe-mas
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Billy The Kid by DamienAddams
shot in the dark
upon entering the room
by ambush
from Pat Garrett.
Or so they say.
#billy the kid#pat garrett#wild west#call of juarez#Lowee#nintendo switch#pink buttercup ice cream sundae with crushed nuts#old town#gg#my sweetheart#ggms
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“Is someone angy he didn't get the full experience package?”
“Fudge off, tincan.”
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On The Jukebox: “Barbie: The Album (Best Weekend Ever Edition)”
Track listing as follows:
Lizzo - “Pink”
Dua Lipa - “Dance The Night”
Nicki Minaj & Ice Spice featuring Aqua - “Barbie World”
Charli XCX - “Speed Drive”
Karol G featuring Aldo Ranks - “WATATI”
Sam Smith - “Man I Am”
Tame Impala - “Journey To The Real World”
Ryan Gosling - “I’m Just Ken”
Dominic Fike - “Hey Blondie”
HAIM - “Home”
Billie Eilish - “What Was I Made For?”
The Kid LAROI - “Forever & Again”
Khalid - “Silver Platter”
PinkPantheress - “Angel”
GAYLE - “butterflies”
Ava Max - “Choose Your Fighter”
Fifty Fifty featuring Kaliii - “Barbie Dreams”
Ryan Gosling - “Push” (bonus track) (originally performed by Matchbox 20)
Brandi Carlie & Catherine Carlile - “Closer To Fine” (bonus track) (originally performed by Indigo Girls)
#barbie#the album#best weekend ever edition#lizzo#dua lipa#nicki minaj#ice spice#aqua#charli xcx#karol g#aldo ranks#sam smith#tame impala#ryan gosling#dominic fike#haim#billie eilish#the kid laroi#khalid#pinkpantheress#gayle#ava max#fifty fifty#kaliii#brandi carlile#catherine carlile
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yes i know we all hate karen here but heres the thing. i got a crush on cara from her part in person of interest and i refuse to let the duffer brothers shitty storylines and fucked up attempts at romance take her character away from me. anyway EYE get to pick and choose what the characters i like would actually do and u know what? she would not do that shit. thanku
#'that shit' being fuck a teenager#karen wheeler /#ive said it once and ill say it again!!!! au where instead of going Sexy Mode karen goes Mum Mode when billy knocks on the wheelers door#in s2!!!! i know everyone favours joyce to adopt billy but like. i think the karen version could be fun.#actually body swap au with billy and karen#billy waking up at the wheelers and being like what the actual fuck#mike and nancy not noticing anything out of the norm cos even when they're home? theyre not rly home#holly definitely noticing cos billy lets her have icecream for breakfast but also.#she gets ice cream for breakfast. shes not about to complain.#he slides the bowl of ice cream over to her like 'fuckin eat up kid. we got shit to do today.'#holly fucking LOVES this new side of her mum#ted???? don't even get billy started on ted#first thing billy says to karen when they finally meet up is 'you fuckin MARRIED that ?????? i thought my mum had bad taste but holy shit.#at least my dad's got personality. shitty ass personality but still. it's Something.'#and karens like 'yeah i got a close and personal experience with his personality this morning.'#cue the crushing realisation that oh Fuck theyve switched Bodies theyve switched Lives#karens getting a first hand look at the Billy & Neil Show etc#idk. just thinking thoughts thankyou for listening#okay BACK to regular scheduled blogging. i was just in her tag to procrastinate going out#m#text#billy x karen
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๑ introduction ๑
☆ aiyana / bender
☆ they/it pronouns
☆ infp-t
☆ 18+
๑ interests ๑
☆ the hunger games / the ballad of songbirds and snakes
☆ five nights at freddy’s
☆ stardew valley
☆ slasher films & horror films
☆ borderlands
☆ billy the kid
☆ poetry
☆ ice nine kills
☆ junji ito
☆ kakegurui
☆ the ancient magus’s bride
☆ soul eater
๑ dni ๑
☆ racists , homophobes , transphobes , xenophobes , abelists
☆ metal elitists
#intro post#introduction#i am the most boring person you’ll ever meet#seriously i have absolutely no substance to me#all i talk about is poetry#and juliet my love#and the hunger games#absolute brainrot#please talk to me about my interests#please be my friend#i’m also really sad i’ll probably vent a lot#feel free to ignore those#Spotify#the hunger games#fnaf#slashers#horror#borderlands#billy the kid#poetry#ice nine kills#the used#heavy metal#metalhead#emo#junji ito#kakegurui#stardew valley#soul eater#the ancient magus bride
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... these fits..
#why does jabaris kind of remind me of know it all kid from polar express#alpey can be billy that stupid fuck#his song was horrible and he looked like dobby#ive always hated him#ah yes#the famous brand#supreeee#mcdonalds worker and mcdonalds cook#jabari: uh. yea. sorry bro but the ice machine is broken ...#jabari: *fumbling with the headset via shoulder nudge as he adds a french fry smile to alpeys makeshift icecream snowman#who is also a wizard and has a french fry wand bcs alpey may have autism#they work the nightshift together so u know the foods gonna be good if they sound high and underpaid tho
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I apologize if I’m asking too many scream questions, this is fun…
How do you feel about the revelation that Billy Loomis got someone pregnant while(?) he was dating Sidney?
omg please do NOT worry, on my blog there’s no such thing as too many scream questions 😂💞
i think it makes perfect sense, tbh. billy was only dating sidney because of his “revenge” plan on her / her family for maureen sleeping with his father and (in his mind) breaking up his family.
plus, sidney was openly not interested and not ready to sleep with him… and billy is a total ass, so i think it makes sense he’d see someone on the side that provides him what sidney cannot.
#mars answers asks#tht70sblog#i know some people HATED the billy had a kid reveal#but tbh that was perfectly ic and made sense to me 🤷
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