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Get on the freak train!!! Or perhaps the freak bus service?!!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm
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I need to draw my fancy Rat King again. This sketch is almost six years old.
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In the methed lab, straight up breakin’ it
And by it
I mean my bad.
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waiting for the sponsor overlords to approve my video. got a call saying a last minute appointment opened up and i have to wake up fuck early tomorrow to get a brain scan. eating hummus on the floor. wednesday.
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i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier
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fuuuuck. i cant deal with 3 million draculas today are you kidding
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an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music
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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn
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