#i-am-the-altman

[thestarlightforge]

Edit: Tone Tag 😭 I am not yelling at y’all, I’m just exploding in my little gay disabled wandavision young avengers bubble. It’s all excitement/relief/love over here. 😊💙

JAC REPURPOSED WANDA’S CRAPPY RITUALISTIC AMNESIAC STORYLINE FOR GOOD

“JUST PRETEND I’M NOT HERE” JAC SCHAEFFER— 🫠

IT’S NOT TWO KIDS IN ONE BODY, THE HEX INDIRECTLY KILLED WILLIAM KAPLAN, BILLY MAXIMOFF IS REALLY BILLY WITH A REAL SOUL THAT HAD NO HOME—HE’S REALLY WANDA’S SON, TOMMY’S BROTHER

SOME OF HIS MEMORIES GOT MUDDLED AND HE LEARNED TO REPRESS SOME OF HIS MAGIC, BUT HE COULD BARELY EVEN GET OUT CALLING REBECCA “MOM” IN THE KAPLANS’ LIVING ROOM AND HE NEVER REMEMBERED WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LIFE—BECAUSE WANDA’S KIDS WERE REAL AND HERS, WHETHER 45 YEARS OF MISOGYNISTIC COMICS WRITERS LIKE IT OR NOT

“WHO ARE YOU?” “WILLIAM KAPLAN.” “SAY AGAIN?”

“I’M BILLY MAXIMOFF” AND

“I’M NOT THAT NICE” 😭

BILLY MAXIMOFF FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY, HE DIDN’T JUST TAKE WILLIAM KAPLAN’S BOYFRIEND TO BLEND IN

JAC DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT TOMMY, NO ONE DID—THIS WHOLE THING IS FOR HIM AND HE’S EVERYWHERE

WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LAST WORDS WERE “MOM, LOOK OUT” AND

BILLY MAXIMOFF’S FIRST WORD OUTSIDE THE HEX

WAS “TOMMY” 😭

[immortalmuses]

Avengers: The Children's Crusade

Steven Grant Rogers, you did not just call these two boys Friends...

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

There is an entire category of superhero that became a superhero because they wanted friends and I find it truly hilarious that the Young Avengers, arguably some of the most badass heroes in Marvel, all joined the team because they were lonely

[notfeelingthyaster]

why does fiction commit some teenager homosexual couples to being forever in a relationship mostly without problems?

[ak800]

Bc kid!Loki has my heart <3 also I love the idea of the YA just borrowing each other clothing for like the chill-days between fights :> so ig this is set somewhere around the time they were dimension hopping and stuff

If anyone can’t read smth, just tell me pls!!

[ineffablejaymee]

i love that one character from a nerdy book series who is a talented warrior, has a bad temper and bullies the main character(mc's love interest is a supersmart blonde girl with grey eyes) but aftrr a traumatic experience where they both almost die they become allies and friends

[azurecanary]

So here's the my thing about the Young Avengers:

You can add in Kamala, bc at this point I'm accepting that they're combining the YA and Champions

HOWEVER, Kamala is NOT the leader, it is either Kate and/or Eli

THEY are the leaders

If you want Kamala to lead her own team, just make the Champions

Now, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES am i letting PETER PARKER be a Young Avenger

Nor Harley, nor Yelena, nor Shuri

[pjshermann]

Thinking about Harold and Julia and all the love they shared with and for each other

Thinking about Malcolm’s parents and how outwardly affectionate they were with each other

Thinking about JB’s mother keeping a photo of her late husband on her nightstand

Thinking about Willem’s parents dying within months of each other

Thinking about the ALL parents……..

[crime-wives]

hello tumblr, behold my creation

[int3r3st1ng]

Horace: Are they giving free food? Will: No, I'm just wondering if it's worth it Horace: It's not. If they're not giving free food, it's not worth it

[moonfromearth]

"Annabel Bard attended this year's Met Gala in attire fit for Bella Goth herself! With a her hair in the icon's signature style and a dress that paid homage to her iconic red dresses, the actress truly embraced her role truly embraced the role of Bella Goth."

"Fashionably late, Corey Altman didn't disappoint with his own take on this year's theme. Fully committing to the bit, he even dyed his hair in reference to the sim of honor, and had a replica of her necklace made special for the event! The singer and actor was a highlight on the carpet, showing up with his signature charisma and charming the onlooking photographers and reporters."

"However, there to steal the hearts of viewers once again, was Corey's loyal companion, Sans the Dog. Dressed in a reference to Bella's husband, Mortimer, he strutted along the carpet like a seasoned celebrity." - Excerpts from, STARS Magazine, May 2024 edition.

Thank you @havenroyals for putting the 2024 Met Gala together! I had such a fun time dressing my sims up and taking pictures at the event (and seriously this lot is gorgeous tysm!!) 🥰

[iwanttobepersephone]

Someone tell me why I'm only now processing that if Horace married Cassie, and Cassie became queen, then that means Horace is king

Like does he even know how

[immortalmuses]

Avengers: The Children's Crusade (2010)

Teddy Altman being Protective of his Idiot Boyfriend, A+ Perfection, No Notes

[sbd-laytall]

[telling-slants]

gonna say it tom koracick kinda slays he's a cunty lil guy and i'm here for it

[skarletteelvina]

Am I the only one that gets really sad when I read these books because of how close everyone is and I wish I had friends and we were super close like that.