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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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yes yes Will is very cute and very innocent and sweet and all but may I remind you that he's also essentially a trained killer?

I know his badassery in the department of 'he could crush you between his shoulder blades' has been discussed many times so today we're just gonna discuss his short fuse.

Will Treaty's got a temper. No joke, he does.

You hurt his loved ones? Yeah, he's gonna find you and murder you. You get on his nerves one too many times? He will threaten to put you in prison for the rest of your life just cuz he can.

Remember when he literally started dragging the snobby Makindaw secretary back toward the invaded castle to turn him over to the murderous Scotti? Yeah that was literally only because he was being annoyed and full of himself, and Will was already on the verge of a breakdown because the ✨love of his life✨ was locked in a tower, so an obnoxious secretary who thinks he's worth more than he is? Yeah, get out.

oh oh also remember in The Lost Stories? When he's interrogating the suspect for all those strange instances at Castle Redmont? And the suspect keeps lying and stuttering through his answers and Will literally slams his fists on the desk and yells at him to not waste his time? He was probably using this as an intimidation tactic to get the guy to fess up (it worked) but we all know Will was probably, rightfully, and legitimately pissed off. The man is BUSY, he ain't got time in his schedule for people to fuck around during an interrogation and make him go through more work than he has to.

Oh also remember when he gave a guy into slavery? .... yeahhhhh not much to say about that

Also remember when he was captured by Ruhl and Ruhl was all like "bro why you chasing me downnnn what did I dooo?" like an asshole, and Will just very evenly, very calmly and quietly says "You killed my wife"

he's not screaming at the guy, he's not cursing him out and feverishly trying to escape, he's CALM, and he asserts AUTHORITY because even in a situation where he is literally held captive he gives off the energy that he's in control. Even when we ALL know that he was dying inside and probably desperately wanting to murder Ruhl where he stood.

If y'all can remember any other instances, I'd be happy to be reminded of them, Will is awesome. that's it. that's the post.

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remember when percy used to just casually bribe people? and then target their insecurity to manipulate them to get what he wanted? because i do. every day.

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love when percy's suicidal and he gets upset that he can't drown. dude you have other options

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im so much more interested in a hoo that lets Percy keep the status and power he'd left off with in the Last Olympian and explores how he grapples with that instead of immediately forcing him back into the role of the underdog at the expanse of his prior development. Let the fact that he alone has the title the "Savior of Olympus" mean something. Let the fact that he is the sole survivor of the great prophecy mean something. Let the Curse of Achilles mean something. Let us see how it's a curse and how it could warp his sense of self. Let Percy be on a completely different playing field than the rest of the seven (or even the other children of the big three at this point) and show us how it alienates him.

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The Lightning Thief is so unhinged from the perspective of the gods  

The gods are already in a pretty dire situation even before finding out about Percy’s existence: Zeus and Poseidon are on the brink of a civil war, one of the most powerful weapons of the universe is missing, and no one has any idea what’s really going on.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, there is a new child of one of the big three

The first direct contact they have with Percy, the guy who could be the hero who either saves or dooms them, is him sending the decapitated head of Medusa to Olympus with a cart that says “With best wishes, Percy Jackson," and no added context whatsoever

The next thing they see, is him and Annabeth on a live stream on Hephaestus TV, where tehy escape from Hephaestus trap in the waterpark; video footage which ends with Percy turning around to stare directly into the camera, probably looking pissed as hell, and yelling:  “Show’s over! Thank you! Good night!”

He then manages to enter and escape from the underworld practically unharmed

Wins a one-on-one battle against Ares

Returns the lightning bolt and the helm of darkness on the day of the summer solstice, and stops the war

And then…. he just dips

Like, he leaves camp half-blood at the end of that summer, despite the fact that the last big three kid got herself killed trying to get there, and just disappears for a whole ass year to go to school

Like that’s what I call “leaving an impression." Honestly, the best introduction they could have ever gotten to Percy.

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you know what? enough with the "Percy is just another dude" trend. He does not look like another dude. Hazel, a powerful big three kid saw him once and thought he was a god.

Percy was offered immortality 3 times before his 18th birthday. The Olympians, who chronically cannot agree on anything unanimously decided to grate Percy godhood. not immortality. godhood. Poseidon, who has literally tens of thousands of children decided that Percy was his favorite. As soon as Percy discovered he was a demigod he started kicking godly ass and never stopped, even in fucking Tartarus.

I need people to start realizing this. immediately. enough with the "he's just a plain dude." no. No. NO. from the get go they see that Percy completely out of their league. camp jupitar saw this and promoted him to praetor in the space of a WEEK. they merely glimpsed the potential and they tried to hang on to him.

Percy's profs at NRU recognize his intelligence (4 languages under his belt before 18 without consistent learning disability accommodations), and offer him a specialized program and he becomes one of the youngest demigods/leggionnares to earn a masters/PhD. In a shockingly short amount of time. they test his IQ and he's a veritable genius.

He joins the basketball varsity team and redos all their strategy plays and his teammates realize that yeah. this is the guy that camp up with the strategy to take down typhon. this is the guy that led the defense against Kronos. they can believe it. after one rousing speech by Percy he has them all ready to fist fight Jupiter himself. they fucking smash every single other college team off the board; it's like nothing anyone's ever seen before. every single one of them get multiple professional offers to join national/international teams.

his classmates occasionally see him hanging around new rome with people they don't recognize. except praetor Reyna does and she fucking gasps and kneels and it turns out his friends he like to hang out with casually? fucking Olympian gods. Hermes. Mercury. Apollo(n). Poseidon. Neptune. Artemis. Diana. they visit on his schedule. they do shit for him. because he's the one that saved their asses. and they fucking know it.

just. enough with the "he's just a normal guy, Percy Jackson." no. No. NO. the man is single handedly responsible for the fact that Olympus still stands and western civilization still exists. He is light years out of everyone's leagues.

Respect Percy Jackson.

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I'm not sure if anyone has ever pointed this out before, but (and I don't know how I did this) I somehow ended up looking at Greek names, and here's something I found:

Zoe means "life". The name, Zoe, means life.

Ironic considering Zoe Nightshade is dead.

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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Anyone else not have any social skills, but their parents is just so good at randomly striking up conversations with anyone in their vicinity.

I'm at a coffee shop and my mom is sitting close. I've just watched her make freinds with a random woman, and here I am in the corner, staring at her like "How???? Where does this endless social skills come from??"

Do all parents have this skill?

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Lucy Carlyle 💗💗💗😽

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George: Are you kidding? A chance do go ghost hunting, just the three of us? Like old times? The three musketeers! Lucy: The Powerpuff Girls Lockwood: Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey George: Wait a minute- Lucy: I'm fine with that

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

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Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

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Prompt #1 - Dawn

Dawn was Will's favourite time of the day. The golden rays that flooded Redmont, the stunning castle glowing red, and the perfect time to just breathe. The perfect time to climb his favourite tree and smile and...breathe.

Dawn was Jenny's favourite time of day. The happily chirping birds waking up and the most stunning blue sky coming from the pink hues of the sunrise.

Dawn was Alyss's favourite time of the day. The fresh air and the soft breeze that vlew through Redmont. The sunrise casting Redmont in shining red for all to see its glory.

Dawn was Horace's favourite time of the day. It was the perfect time for a jog, the perfect time to wake up and workout before breakfast, and it helped him focus.

Dawn was George's favourite time od the day. It was peaceful and calm. It was quiet and delightful. Dawn signified a new start, another chance, another day. It showed change and life, new and old.

Dawn was their favourite time of day for their own unique reasons, but perhaps it was their favourite time of day because they all got to see each other smile and bask in the glowing sunrise.

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Lockwood, staring dramatically at the horizon: We’re born alone and we die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget that fact but I never forget. Love is a sham, a farce. There is no point to existence at all

George, not looking up from his comic: Lucy left to get donuts three minutes ago

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I was referring to both actually. He became leaders in both camps and this just seemed like the perfect incorrect quote for either situation.

Percy: I think I accidentally joined a cult Later Percy: Update, I am now the leader of said cult

Please be aware that I have no idea if this has been done before, but I haven't seen it so I posted this