#i'm sorry pookie

[sandwichmustbetasty]

baby elrond just wanted to show off his dwarf friend and it turned out entirely like i expected, no nice things for elrond, only embarassment

[burnyourtrains]

Play stardew valley with me

I forgot about inboxes again when did you send this 😭

[aymmidumps]

Andrew doodles

[briankang]

@dramatical asked: favorite twice member?

minatozaki sana 💜

[trashiiplant]

world's most normal rain world post

[lyrichi]

[mc comes out of their room after barricading themself in there for like 3 days]

mc: hey

luci: look who decided to grace us with their presence today!

[mc turns on their heel and goes right back into their room]

[alxandergoth]

💔

[spirk-trek]

S2E3: The Changeling ⋆.˚ ✧ · ⋆

[roses-luckride-art]

How we feeling about Unburied: Fallen City fellas???

[luckyartdrawer]

Don't mind him, he's just a little nervous-

vvv extras and yapping below the cut! vvv

Some backgroundless pics for y'all!

Also, gigantic pom-pom anyone? I love it so much-

He's a reallllly tall guy huh? Not comfortable enough to give y'all his whole hand, butttt not mean enough to warrant losing you with his big strides. (And not for any other reason, of course)

I can't help but enjoy adding a little Tsundere-ness when it comes to Moon :)

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For those who's seen my other art, yeah, I'm well aware both my art style and coloration just straight up changes every time. I have come to accept the chaos, albeit still stubborn to try to make something stick.

The eyes were a very happy accident though, I was going to make them black and red but man- shading is my best friend, that's all I'm gonna say.

Honestly forgot to put the ruffles in the sketch, thus its not there. I was more than halfway done when I noticed and just accepted this is the design now. I'm not the biggest fan of drawing the ruffles regardless, so I might just make it part of the design I draw regularly. (I should workshop just a general design vs. doodle sheet uoghhh-)

And to those who've seen my rambles- I FIGURED IT OUT. I mean, it's obvious since I'm posting nowww, but I got the photos to transfer after a bunch of trial and error :)

Internet may evade me, BUT IT CAN'T EVADE THESE HANDS!!!

[avantegarda]

if you're trying to seduce a dad type you have to tell dad jokes them's the rules (featuring my sweet baby girl Kestrel MacDuff, trainee cleric and aspiring author. also major dork)

[femd-archive]

BROKEN HEATER

pairing: love and deepspace — xavier/shen xinghui x fem!reader

word counting: 1.3k

content warning: couch sex | slight fingersucking | slight mention of nipple stimulation | vaginal penetration | reader rides xavier

summary: the heater breaks and the house gets very cold. xavier suggests steamy sex to get your bodies heated up.

side note: english is not my first lenguage, so i apologize in advance for any grammar mistakes.

It was yours and Xavier's day off, and to deal with the cold weather that winter brings to Linkon City, you guys decided to pass by your favorite bakery and buy some of your favorite pastries to eat with some hot chocolate at home —your apartment—.

As you enter your apartment, both of you hang your scarfs and jackets side by side on the clothes rack next to the door, and after you take your shoes off, Xavier starts walking towards your kitchen to make the hot chocolate himself, making you panic.

"Xavier" you call him out as you put the bag of pastries down on the kitchen counter and grab his arm. He looks back at you with the most clueless eyes in the world. "I'm gonna take care of the hot chocolate, yeah?" you say along a nervous chuckle. "Meanwhile, could you take care of cutting down the pastries and turn the heater on?"

Xavier looks back at you, a little pout forming on his lips. "But I wanted to make the chocolate" he says, the pout obvious on his voice.

Patting his shoulder, you walk past him to grab a stewpot, along the cocoa powder and the milk. "You can do it next time...while we're at your apartment" you add at the end, not wanting to put your kitchen at risk while Xavier cooks, or attempts to do so.

Resigned, Xavier ends up doing what you asked, always with a pout. After cutting the pastries down and putting the plate on the coffee table on the living room, he next walks towards your heater, trying and failing to turn it on after multiple tries.

As you walk into the livingroom with two mugs of hot chocolate, you find Xavier squating in front of the heater with furrowed eyebrows.

"What's wrong?" leaving the mugs on the coffee table, you approach Xavier and squat next to him.

"I can't seem to get it on" he says, giving the heater a light smack, as if that would fix magically.

You let out a little 'ooh' when you suddenly remember something. "Oh yeah, now I remember that it broke down last week, so it surely it's not gonna work" I give his shoulder another pat. "It's alright, you can borrow a sweater of mine if you're cold" Xavier nods at that and both of you stand up to walk towards the couch to enjoy the hot chocolae with your favorite pastries.

You take a bite of that new pastry the bakery had on stock and you brought to try, and hum at how delicious it actually was. "You should try this one" you tell Xavier as you offer him a bite of the bake good. And how could he say no to you and a pastry?

Leaning in, he takes the bite as he looks up at you with those pretty blue eyes of his, and you feel how his lips brush against your fingers, and by the little smirk on Xavier's face and the way he licks the cream off of the corner of his mouth after pulling away, you know he's doing it on purpose.

"It's delicious" he says with that tender voice of his, his eyes never leaving your face. Was he really talking about the pastry at this point?

The afternoon went by, and the plate that once was full of the pastries and the mugs with hot chocolate were now empty. Now, you and Xavier were cuddled on the couch, a blanket throwed over the both of you as you watched a movie that you find while changing the channels on the TV.

After a while, the lack of the heater started to make a number on the tempeture of the apartment and your own, making you shiver slightly before you could even stop yourself, which obviously didn't go unnoticed by Xavier.

While rubbing his hand up and down your arm, he asks. "Are you cold?" and you know there's no use on lying to him.

"Just a little" you mumble, looking up at him and giving him a slight smile before going back to the movie and to try not to shiver anymore.

After contemplaiting it for a while in silence, Xavier speaks up again. shocking you with his next words. "Then I guess we should fuck to bring the heat back up" as you look up at him again, he smiles down at you like he hadn't just say the most sinful thing in the most calm manner.

After a moment of shock, you speak again. "Are you serious?"

"Why wouldn't I be?" he asks back as he tilts his head like a confused puppy. "What other way we have to not get cold?"

"Uh...socks? Sweaters? Blankets? More hot chocolate?" you listed out, as they were the more obvious things in the world.

Still, Xavier's eyebrows furrowed as he acted like he was thinking it out, before shaking his head.

"Not enough" he hums in a low tone, looking intensely into your eyes.

And before you can even notice, your cozy clothes were already on the floor next to the couch, only your socks remaining in both of you. The sound of the long forgotten movie playing on the background as it mixed with your moans and the way your skins slapped against each other as you ride Xavier like your life depend on it, a thin layer of sweat already appearing on both your bodies.

Xavier's hands wandered aroud your waist before going up your stomach and finally cupping your breasts, his thumbs brushing against your sensitive pecks as he attentively looks at your face as your moan freely and looking beautiful as little drops of sweat rolls from down your temple to your neck.

He thinks you look stunning as you use him to get heat up from the cold.

As your hips soon get tired, you look down at your boyfriend before leaning down to kiss him messily, both your tongues pushing against each other as your hands run against his blond hair, rolling your hips on him as his thick cock swollens even more inside of you.

"Are you not cold anymore?" he ask teasingly against your lips, being really obvious that by the way you're sweating and even your cheeks are rosy that you are, in fact, not cold anymore.

"Mmh, no I'm not...but it seems like you still are,do you wanna do something about it?" you whisper against his lips as well, pecking them and wrapping your arms around his neck.

"Yes" he simply answered in a whispered hoarse tone, wrapping his arms around your waist and starting to thrust his hips upwards, fucking into you.

Xavier's thick cock rub against your velvety walls with a heavy speed, his soft lips leaving kisses down your neck and shoulders as he if wasn't fucking into you like a mad men.

"Fuck..." you moan on the low, feeling the way he hitted all the right spots with each thrust.

Your eyes meet, and your thumb changes from brushing his cheek to slowly shove it in between his lips, which Xavier gladly takes and sucks on it as he diligently keeps on fucking you.

The clock strikes ten at night and the third movie is already playing on the TV when, after several orgasms, you and Xavier finally end up lying exhausted on the couch, skin now sticking stickily against each other, but neither of you care as you cuddle up next to each other.

Xavier holds you close, wrapping his arms around you as he leaves kisses along your face, not caring that it's covered in sweat, but you did.

"I need to take a shower now" you let out with an exhausted sigh.

"I'll join you" without waiting for you to invite him, Xavier had already gotten up from the couch and started walking behind you as you headed to the bathroom, watching you with one of his sweet smiles.

And how could you say no to him when he looks at you like that?

[prismagirlart]

if no one else got me i know dbd chiffany got me amen

[raapija]

Strollonso au, but it's PATOOOO PATITO POTATO!! 🦆🦆🥔🥔

Pato is the fun cousin that comes to visit every summer and it's the highlight of the whole year 💚

Bonus video:

[dindjarindiaries]

At this point I have to think that it would literally kill Lucasfilm to talk about Din Djarin because why hasn't this character's name left their mouths in MONTHS

[rwby-confess]

"oh another confession about Jaune how original, what's Glitch gonna do next say the sky is blue?"

In all seriousness, I don't get why some people say Jaune being removed from the show makes it better. It doesn't, it doesn't even affect the show. Just means Ren is the only male character his age.

Jaune didn't ruin the show. He got so much screen time because like I said before, crwby is incompetent when it comes to writing women. Jaune is a completely inoffensive character if we ignore all the screentime he has, if anything hes too inoffensive.

And if you wanna talk about Jaune, bring up Nora and Ren, neither of them should still be part of the cast either but they are there.

The problem with this show isn't one character it's the writers. You may hate jaune to death, I'm not gonna fight you on that but if you say he's the reason this show sucks? You might wanna rethink.

Blame the writers, not the character.

#crwbyaintshit

Confession #500

Jaune fans explaining why Jaune, Jaune is Jaune, so Jaune Jauns Jaun8ng Jauned djdiek