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Okay so if you're not interested in my GoBB theories, you can keep scrolling 🤭
OKAY SO I downloaded all the Garten of Banban games on my younger brother's PC (he doesn't know 0.0) and I've been noticing a lot of things.
In Chapter 1, there is this thing called "the crash", which happened on "Bring A Friend" Day. All the kids that are in the kindergarten are able to bring a sibling, friend, family member, whoever. All of this excess weight on the first floor caused Jumbo Josh to become overwhelmed, hence breaking the first floor.
This brings me to my first theory. If Bring A Friend Day wasn't that packed because there are very few kids in this kindergarten program, how could the floor have crashed?
Second theory, Jumbo Josh is giant, yes. But he doesn't seem to be able to be heavy enough to break any other floors below. So, I believe that maybe the first floor is overworked and old, but since the company is so in debt, they didn't have enough money to pay for repairs and ended up losing their top floor.
In Chapter 1, it is also made clear that Banban is actually Doctor Uthman Adam from his passport and ticket he used to travel from Montreal to wherever the company is located in Madrid, Spain. Here is the proof:

Now, in Chapter 2, we meet Zolphius and a lot of the main characters. We first interact with Nabnab and Banban, and there is a note that repeats "The spider is real."

This is written by a scared coworker who has witnessed Nabnab, and they seem to fear him greatly. (In all honesty, I would too lol)
But, I don't think Nabnab actually has any bad intentions. As it says on his mural art, "It's okay to have no friends and be miserable like me!", Nabnab seems to genuinely strive for friendship, but no one wants to be his friend because he's "scary".
This causes Nabnab to become hostile and aggressive towards everyone except for his friends, but even then sometimes he doesn't trust them. I think that's why he attacks us overhead when we're running away during the chase scene.
Then Banban comes along, he hits us behind the head and puts us in "surgery". But during said surgery, it only appears that in the room, we lay on a carpet and givanium is on the ground. I believe this was Banban's attempt to harm us, only to fail and flee.
The Captain Fiddles Floor is filled with only copies of Captain Fiddles, seven small ones and one giant one. Now, these creatures are described as "passive and docile" until the crash from Chapter 1 startled them into aggression.
That is where this note stems from:

So clearly these creatures are sensitive to frightening situations and react on instinct to protect themselves.
But my other theory is, why the hell are there guns in a kindergarten? Like, I know it's a whole facility and there may be the occasional whoopsie, but full on weapons and cannons? 0.0
Banbaleena also has this weird voiceline.
"No! Not again! I actually tried to be a good teacher this time!"
So, this is what it makes me think of. You know that one teacher that you absolutely hate(d) that just makes you rethink everything? Yeah, I think Banbaleena was that kind of teacher.
She's adamant, she's false happy, she's strict, she's overly dramatic. She's that one teacher than NO ONE likes, and that's why she uses inanimate objects as students because one, she lost all her actual students, and two, her actual students just didn't like her 0.0
Next, Chapter 3.
Okay, so this is when we first interact with Stinger Flynn and Nabnaleena. Now, while this chapter doesn't have very many secrets to look over, there still is the white room with hidden keycards.
The white room, in Stinger Flynn's "meditating room", has some interesting things.
In this room, there is a wall art of Chamataki and Tamataki with a whiteboard showing a rainbow DNA image with the words "Case 22, Genome Cloy".
Now, there is a paper that describes the genome cloy, and I'll summarize it here.
A genome cloy is where too many genome donors are given to one specimen, and the body of said specimen will go into a pure state of haze and berserk behaviour due to all the genetic diversity and mutation. During this, it is unsafe to hold one of these specimens in a kindergarten.
Now, this actually gives us a lot of useful information. It serves as why Chamataki and Tamataki in a certain tape shows them trying to tear themselves apart, simply because they are two different minds, two different animals reacting differently to this genome cloy.
Now, we have to talk about Stinger Flynn here.
So, already this stupid jellyfish is my favourite character. His smarts, his wit, his personality, his characteristics, everything.
But, he always seems to blame US for everything going wrong.
Sir, we didn't cause your first floor to crash- we didn't infuse you with givanium and tell you to kys-
Now, there are a LOT of images showing kids with Stinger Flynn, and it makes sense. Here are what most of them are:

Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4
Now, this kid often talks to their mother about these things, and due to the kid looking androgynous, they will be represented as "he" (just because, no I'm not being sexist). In the game, I actually think we play as the mother.
But, in Chapter 4, he also seems to blame us for his lack of strength when it was so clearly Sheriff Toadster?
Now, there's also a major secret in this chapter.
There is a hidden room in the Ventilation Sector. You have to go through Banban and Mr. Kabob Man's chase scene, finish the cutscene where Nabnab and Banban fight, and click Mr. Kabob Man's speaker for his iconic "Open Sesame!" for your secret keycard.
Now, this opens a room with some useless information, but it gives us some insight.
This is a room with a picture of Syringeon and some whiteboards with his information on it. But sadly, no paper was there to show anything else. It simply showed percentages of his survival rate during different situations.
But there are some tapes that show Toadster and Bittergiggle being forced to bow down to Bouncelia, and I presume this is when they first got together and truly followed the rules to avoid harm by the doctors studying them.
Now, there's also a few notes that show other doctors communicating with each other through those notes on the ground, and most of them seem old. So clearly their big plan was already put into action and was created.
A lot of people think Kittysaurus is a minor character, serving as only a boss to annoy the player. But, they actually some good background information that helps support character development.
It is known that Kittysaurus and Bittergiggle are very close friends because the giant feline appreciates Jester's jokes. In a sense, Kittysaurus was all Bittergiggle had to feel normal and accepted. So that's why you always see them together.
The fight in Chapter 4, the reunion in Chapter 6, they're very close friends and it serves as someone Bittergiggle is close to and cares about.
Now, Chapter 6 and 7 aren't very lore-packed like the other games. There are a few notes here and there, but none of them are important. Though, Chapter 7 offers some really good information in the beginning when Syringeon is talking to us.
He has a whiteboard showing all the characters that are alive, which include: Jumbo Josh, Sheriff Toadster, Zolphius, Syringeon, and a few others with question marks on their pictures to show that he's unsure if they're alive or not.
Back to the previous chapters, Chapter 2 holds a very specific point that I need to discuss.
When you get to the room where you meet Banban on the comms, you have to do a puzzle to get the keycard to enter the maintenance room.
However, there is a list of employee names on the wall, and the one with the gold star is named Weverly. Weverly is actually Ms. Mason. However, we don't know much about Ms. Mason except for the fact that she teaches the kindergarteners.
So, I believe the names on this list are also employees who work at the company who have either been killed or turned into givanium mutants.
Now, givanium is a major part of Garten of Banban. There are many notes that state how it works, why, what it does, etc etc. But there is one note in particular that really gets me nervous, and it's this one:

This is about the closet we'll get to a disloyal and worried coworker who genuinely believes what they're doing is wrong, and further proves that this company is getting more inhumane with their work.
Anyways, I love this game I'm sorry I had to ramble.
And this is the end of my theories :) Thanks for reading lol if you've made it this far, have some Banban



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#elizabethposts#garten of banban#garten of banban theories#gobb#gobb 2#gobb 3#gobb 4#gobb 6#gobb 7#gobb theories#i'm so nerdy
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Hi - quick question about the Community Time Project fix: if the sim leaves around a very late time during the day (say close to 00:00) and while out on a community lot, it is already the next day morning that they come home; would it cause any problems with the time calculation? I always had some type of calculation issue with the unfixed version especially if the scenario was like the one I just mentioned here. Thanks!
Hello! By default, Chris Hatch's mod already accounted for day changes while away from a community lot, and it shouldn't cause trouble so long as you weren't away for multiple days.
Warning: The following section will be technical, because to explain why I think calculations won't be a problem at all, I will show how my fix calculates the time away from a community lot. It's based on what Chris did, but it received changes.
So before I delve in, here's a quick tl;dr: Time calculation works just fine. I use my mods myself, my Sims travel a lot and I have never had miscalculations since I used my own fix.
When a Sim leaves the community lot, the Token - Community Time receives the global values Day of Week (e.g. 0 = Monday), Hour (e.g. 7) and Minute (e.g. 45) that were in place when the Sim left.
When the home lot is loaded again, the real fun begins:
Step 1. The token's values are written to local variables within the Community Time Wait function, let's say A, B and C; and three more local variables get the current Day of Week, Hour and Minute at the home lot as well. Let's say Day of Week = 5 = Saturday, Hour = 23 and Minute = 58. These get written to D, E and F.
Thus, after this step: A = 0, B = 7, C = 45, D = 5, E = 23, F = 58.
Step 2. A, B and C are subtracted by the same values we put in D, E and F earlier, respectively.
After this step: A = -5, B = -16, C = -13.
Step 3. If C is below 0, then 60 is added to C and B is further subtracted by 1. Basically, imagine a clock - since the minute hand (C) went over a full hour, one extra hour is subtracted.
After this step: A = -5, B = -17, C = 47.
Step 4. If B is below 0, then 24 is added to B and A is further subtracted by 1. On the clock, the hour hand (B) went over a full day, so one extra day is subtracted.
After this step: A = -6, B = 7, C = 47.
Step 5. If A is below 0, add +7 to it. We went from Sunday to Monday - thus, a new week started in the game. The calculation needs to account for this, because otherwise Sims would stay away for negative six days, meaning they'd immediately come home.
After this step: A = 1, B = 7, C = 47.
Step 6. A is multiplied by 24. Then, A is added to B. Community Time doesn't display how many days it takes; it converts days to hours.
After this step: A = 24, B = 31, C = 47.
Step 7. Because of a quirk with Sims 2, we finally have to add 1 to D, and if that results in 7 we have to set D to 0. That's because, for some reason, while weeks start on Monday in the global Day of Week value, when you try to print the current day of week using the string substitution $DayLocal:X, the week suddenly starts on Sunday. Thus we have to account for that.
After this step: A = 24, B = 31, C = 47, D = 6, E = 23, F = 58.
And that's it, we now have the final values to initiate our countdown to get home. The final message displayed when the countdown starts will be:
John is due home at 7:45 on Monday Time Remaining: 31 Hours : 47 Minutes
I hope this gives insight into the inner workings of Community Time!
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olympics coming up…… athlete aus on the mind….. satoru as a swimmer….. unreasonably large wingspan…. huge hands..... thinks “official” competitions and tournaments are boring because he can’t use the goofy purple googly eyes goggles he likes to practice in…… practices at ungodly hours solely because he likes when the pool is empty because that means you’ll dip your feet in at the edge and be there to greet him with a kiss when he’s finished his laps….. they bring up the stats board and it’s just his name ten times before the next fastest person and he could still lap them, and even tho he’ll always put so much pressure on himself to be the best, it’s worth it to have you hold his face and tell him you’re proud of him... he’s gotten so much merch from events and sponsorships and he used to think they just created clutter but that all changes when you start to wear his clothes (esp the ones with his name on it… he’s not proud to admit that does Something to him)…. always looks up to the stands when he finishes a race and if he knows you’re not there, he looks right at the camera, draws an infinity sign with his fingers, and blows a kiss (which, some commentators routinely call “unsportsmanlike conduct” but he doesn’t care, and always, publicly says he’ll pay the fees if it means blowing a kiss to his girl at home)
#satoru w/ wet hair coming out of the pool......... GOD .#he could be a professional swimmer and he still gets in the bathtub and is like babe look I'm a mermaid like yeah dude.. u might be#he's so k/atie l/edecky coded... they bring up the world stats and his name name 24 times before the next fastest time#like wdym you're faster than yourself 23 times before somebody else is next in line.........#he also gets brand sponsorships and is on set for photoshoots/campaigns and he's always like wait can I have one these for my gf#and the crew thinks its so sweet they give him 10 extra#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#jjk smut#gojo x reader#satoru gojo x reader#satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#satoru x reader#hm.... nanami? idk where tho... maybe judo I think that's an olympic sport#salaryman to gold medalist lore goes crazy omg#he started bc he was stressed at work at some random gym and the coach there was like hold on... and now he's a gold medalist#yuuta does something kinda nerdy looking like the javelin but he's weirdly good at it LOLLLL#OR TENNIS!#megumi I HAVE to push my archery agenda#but like. toji/gojo definitely caught him throwing rocks or something as a kid and being emo#and they were like wait you've got good aim ... kinda scary#and now he's at the olympics... wild#whatever the case is yuuji didn't Actually want to play a sport#yuuji in track and field... honestly maybe even gymnastics... NO! I GOT IT! VOLLEYBALL!.... maybe...#but it turned out to be a way to make steady money to support his grandpa#and then it just.. spiraled into him getting scouted and then training and now he's a world champion :((((#💌#olympics au
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forever fuming that we never got jason's reaction to the knowledge that annabeth redesigned mount olympus. they deserved to geek over ancient architecture.
but it is canon that jason said he'd send over the blueprints of his minor temple mock designs to annabeth so she could check and help him with it so thats great but we deserved way more
#ugh I'm so sad we never got more platonic jason and annabeth nerdy stuff#he would've been IMPRESSED#pjo#percy jackson#pjo hoo toa#hoo#pjo hoo#heroes of olympus#rrverse#annabeth chase#jason grace#percy jackon and the olympians#the trials of apollo#trials of apollo
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Brother bonding(?)
#don’t you hate it when ur baby brother cheats at uno#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#tgwdlm#npmd#i'm sorry your face is so horribly drawn Ted the beloved bastard#art#I like to imagine anytime Ted was around baby Pete pestered him to play with him#but some how pete kicks his ass everytime#the guy who didn’t like musicals#nerdy prudes must die#Nightmare time#Hatchetfield#just a haha funny doodle :0
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They're the best of each other!
#Something that was meant to be just a quick little drawing of Pete and Steph#I really havent drawn them all that much#and i wanted to work on my steph design#I have a ton of art in my drafts that I have yet to post#so i'm just posting these while I work on more pulp art#idk i thought this was cute#Oh guess what- i got a new facts book#so i'm gonna start doing the fun facts again!#fun fact: squirrels can climb trees faster than they can run on the ground#there are so many squirrels where I live and just about everytime I'm driving in my neighborhood I get scared I'll hit one#the little shits just really love sitting in the middle of the road until the last second smh#hatchetfield#starkid#team starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid npmd#steph lauter#stephanie lauter#mariah rose faith#mariah rose faith casillas#pete spankoffski#peter spankoffski#joey richter#my art#lautski
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#oh no lol#Lucanis my beloved#he really comes across from these tidbits as someone who needs to re-learn how to be a person and not a weapon and particularly how to rest#I'm right there with him on the nerdy niche videos lmao#also 10/10 assist on Illario what a gremlin I'm glad they appear to not be at odds with each other#Mary Kirby#I will never not be pissed that Bioware included HER in the layoffs#da4#veilguard#the veilguard#lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#veilguardspoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age#dav#da: veilguard#dragon age: veilguard#dragonage#datv#dragon age 4#I partially block out usernames for privacy but also so those users are still credited for asking the question in some way without-#- reposting their usernames and accounts everywhere
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Legs Open, Hearts Broken.
sum: hockey player vi x reader.
warnings: smut, oral sex, fingering, big o, vi is kind of a dick, vi is stressed tf out, vi and reader are kind of sick of eachother, this is not proofread, i really struggled writing this so if some parts esp the start are sloppy that's why, the start is really bad but it gets better, reader has a brother in this, idk why, lowkey brothers best friend trope, that's it




you know violet lane has always been a player - both literally and romantically. you can't blame all the girls on campus for eyeing at her everytime they catch a glimpse of her in the hallways or when she's playing a game with the whole school watching, not with the way her face is the most gorgeous one your eyes have ever had the privilege of looking at. you met her when your brother, who's one of her teammates introduced her to you. and jesus christ you're grateful for it.
she's stressed and has had one of the worst fucking days shes ever had and all she wants is to go to her dorm and text you to ask you to come over, not to ask you to get her shit for her because she fucking forgot it for practise. it's not like she'd want anyone else to go into her room when she's not there - you've been there at ungodly hours enough times to know where it is.
you don't know why you agreed to it in the first place, maybe because she's your brothers best friend, maybe because you feel bad, maybe because she's fucked you dumb almost every night this week, but you're already walking through the halls in the direction of her room. the way has been poisoned into your head ever since her essence and sweet words grew in your mind like ivy.
you're quick with it, entering her familiar room with red bedsheets, fairy lights and posters, slinging the black duffel bag over your shoulder and heading to the indoor arena across the campus. it's a nice one that's not that far, not when you're texting both her and your brother at the same time to tell them that you're coming and you understand that their coach is pissed at her.
"hey, i have your shit." you call out, walking toward the pink haired girl who's sitting on one of the front benches, her eyes watching the practise game in front of her. you hear the metal she's sitting on creak when you move the heavy bag off your shoulder and place it next to her. it's another hour and thirty minutes later after she convinced you to stay and watch. you knew you had better things but it's not even like you could have said no, not with the way she was looking into your eyes and asking so nicely, and it was the same when she asked if she could come over after.
"you look so pretty." your murmur on her clit. your eyes are trained on her face and your back is sore from the curled up position you're laying in on the end of your bed, but you couldn't bring yourself to care.
she sighs out as her first response to your praise - the four words she's been called and has called countless of times coming and going from other girls during situations exactly like this, though the way your breath blowed on her clit had her fighting the urge to arch her back. "jesus, sweetheart. fucks wrong with you?"
you don't mind her words, you're clever enough to know that they don't have any bite in them whatsoever. it's not like you're teasing her, you're just sucking and licking at her clit like it's gonna take all her stress about nationals away and cater all her thoughts to you.
you pull away ever so slightly, your lips detatching from her with a tiny little pop. her clits swollen and puffy from how you've been sucking and flicking your tounge on it like how you do with her bottom lip, and she's got an insane amount of her arousal practically fucking dripping down her pussy.
you tilt your head to the side so your cheek is resting plush against one of her muscular thighs, your action causing them to spread even more. you're sure it's one of the hottest things you've seen her do. "are you okay? you seem really stressed." you begin, moving the hand on her other thigh to mindlessly rub her clit in slow circles, earning a moan from her.
"i'm- fuck. i'm not. it's just nationals. they're coming up in like, a month or whatever." she said through sighs and little moans, your touch on her clit is frustratingly not enough and she wants to scream at you for it, and holyfuck you're fingering her.
you push yourself to sit up on your knees, your hand reaching to grasp onto her shoulder to crawl ontop of her, your other hand still busy with slowly pumping your two fingers in and out of her. you remind her of a python at times, crawling ontop of her like you want to take her entire body and soul for yourself, like you couldn't bear the thought of someone else doing so.
you move the hand on her shoulder to hold her jaw, fighting back the urge the smile when she reaches her head up to kiss you, almost in a needy way. it's not like you pull away to tease her though, instead you're swallowing her moans and whimpers like you're getting paid to do it when your lips and tongue move in sync.
"you'll be fine, vi." you reply, kissing the corner of her mouth and beginning to trail them to her cheek and jaw, despite her whimpers of protest. "yeah, it's just... a big thing." she muttered, her hands coming up to hold your wasit when she feels you speeding up the pace of your fingers. her pussy is squelching and taking it with greed and not a care in the world - grateful for the attention you're giving it after what feels like you edged her for hours, even if it was only for 30 minutes.
her moans filling your room signify in sound when you curl your fingers so far into her pussy she's squeezing her eyes shut and arching her back off your mattress just barely enough for your tummies to touch. she's always pornographicly loud when she cums, and this time its no difference whatsoever when she's absolutely soaking your fingers without a single shame in the world like it's her job.
her eyes shoot open when she feels your body on top of her begin to move back down the bed and into the position you were in on the end of the bed after she just began to calm down, quickly propping herself up on your pillow with her elbow to look down at you. "you don't- uh, have to." she spoke as soon as she feels your palm on her inner thigh, spreading them apart. "i'm just gonna clean you up." you reply, resting your cheek on her other thigh like before. it's grown into a habit with how often you rest your face on her thighs like they're pillows, which they are.
"i've gotta study. for the history test tomorrow." she protests, almost weakly. her eyes are blown wide, powder blue looking into you with a mix of both anticipation and hesitance - you can't chose the dominant one, not with how the corner of your lips curl up into a small smile at you huff of laughter. "you never study for tests." you reply, kissing her inner thigh before ultimately sitting up and laying next to her, head turned to see her face.
"you've just never seen me study." she spoke with a sigh, sitting up from the mattress just as you settled, her eyes searching for her previously forgotten pants and boxers on the floor. "you just never seemed like the type to." was your reply, your eyes fixated on her ass when she leans over to reach for her socks - the spiderman ones that go with her boxers, and both are on her body faster than you'd like.
"hey, we should study together." you tease, which earns a "fuck you" when she's walking out your door and flipping you off, her duffel bag slung over her shoulder.

hi!! genuinely sorry this is ass especially to the people that have been waiting for this. i honestly didn't really enjoy writing this so i think that's why?? the girlfriend version of this will hopefully be out tomorrow because i actually do have a history test to study for 😭 not sure if i'm gonna make this a series. i don't like how i made this look. pls help
#violet arcane#vi arcane x reader#violet x reader#vi#vi x reader#vi arcane#arcane#arcane vi x reader#piltover's finest#arcane vi x you#hockey player x reader#hockey#vi is so hot#i want her children.#i'm trying my best deal with me#nerdy girls#nerd vi#♡
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Aww... Pokey is getting into the weeb spirit of this blog.
#*slaps roof of meteor* this dramatic bitch can fit so many references#pokey#pokotho#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#pokey starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid npmd#tgwdlm#lords in black#lib starkid#starkid tgwdlm#I was doodling meme LiBs and got carried away with a Slug Girl idea#Expect lots of Junji Ito references I'm so sorry#My pokey headcanon is he's a sort of slime mold/stone creature - it's all Pokey from the meteor to the spores in the air#he frequently hunts insectoid species in other dimensions and will puppeteer their corpses so bug motifs still fit#this was not supposed to be a whole thing and I got so caught up in the mold I didn't bother doing anything with the meteor sorry
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Watch out, Max, they might kick your head
#I'm sorry this is so stupid#i just needed to get this outta my head#my art#fanart#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#grace chasity#richie lipschitz#npmd fanart
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oh, to be a (joey richter) protagonist ...
#joey richter#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#hatchetfield#ron weasley#a very potter senior year#avpsy#bug#bug starship#starship#starship starkid#team starkid#starkid#i know we all know joey makes a fantastic antagonist#but protag joey richter hits different#and i've missed protag joey richter#i'm so normal about how far he's come#my edits
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damn
Im a little disappointed with how little Bryce Charles was in Nerdy Prudes Must Die.
I mean- they introduced her in nightmare time (she ate up axe man) where she only had a few minor roles.
But then in NPMD she was only a minor character again!
I just really hope she gets to pla-

OH FUCK YEAH
#IM SO HYPED#NON-HATCHETFEILD MUSICAL#I mean I'm aroace#But Bryce Charles....#let's go lesbians#starkid#npmd#nightmare time 2#team starkid#nerdy prudes must die#black friday
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This is a question I had for a while..who’s top and who’s bottom in the golden spice ship?
Down here 👇
Bit of a weird question to ask since the top/bottom dynamic is specifically for gay couples (mlm). It describes who gives it and who receives it ("it" being dick). It doesn't really work with hetero pairs because the man gives it by default. That's just how it works. Man = plug, woman = socket
So Burning Spice is the "top" bc of course he is haha. I don't think he's 100% dominant all the time, per se, I imagine them taking turns being the one "in charge" in bed (makes sense with who they are as individuals + how their relationship works imo). But there's more than one way to do that besides who puts the dick where. Example... Burning Spice is tied down to the bed so he isn't able to touch Golden Cheese while she rides him. If he tries to move or break free, he gets punished (like. He gets slapped or punched or something. Or she tightens the restraints enough to hurt*. Not being able to touch her is torture on its own tbh, everything else is extra). He's not allowed to squirm, he has to sit there and let her do what she wants without interference. He has to be a good toy/slave and let her use him. Stuff like that. He's still giving it but she's dictating how he does so ykwim
*I understand that he'd be into getting slapped around like that lol. He's a huge sadomasochist, he'd want to get roughed up just as much as he'd want to rough her up. He'd act out just to entice her to hit him again because he likes it. Then obey and do as she says because her being so domineering is hot af. Then do it all over again. He wins either way. (Only thing that sucks there is not being able to touch her tbh. He cannot keep his hands off of her, in bed and out of it. But she can atone for denying him this simple yet addicting pleasure another time...)
#i guess there's pegging... but that weirds me out so I'd rather not take it into consideration personally#if you want to that's fine ig. y'all can fiddle with BurningCheese however you want to. nothing to do with me#tbh this question is better aimed at PureShadow/ShadowVanilla haha. they're m/m so the dynamic applies#just bc I can and I'm already here... PV and SM switch. things are pretty even between them#also I imagine them both being nerdy virgins w a really weird and awkward relationship w sex and sexuality#so they explore and learn things together as they go#there. just in case someone felt like asking in the future lol#cookie run kingdom#burningcheese#goldenspice#merchant asks#suggestive
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i'm sure i'm not the only one who's said this but richie's death scene genuinely hurts the worst ...
like what do you mean right when richie finally feels accepted , welcomed , NEEDED , that max comes along to tear away that very hope that he just got ????
it's so haunting that richie , albeit going along with the prank in the first place , got the most gruesome death out of all of them AND was the first victim ... bro just wanted a cinematic shot of his long-time bully pissing himself and all of a sudden he's drowning in his blood and toilet water ???
it's clear that max finds some parallels between him and richie , though he would rather die all over again than admit that , which is why he's so taken aback when richie cries out "i'm not a loser" at his impending death .
max , who's both feared and respected throughout the school , doesn't have a single person bat an eye at his disappearance , let alone his death ! hell , the only time people have mourned his loss is when they lose the big game , and even then they're mourning the loss of RICHIE of all people ! that's what max was so afraid of as he was torturing him , that no one prayed for him once he was gone , yet a loser that he held this overwhelming power over would be missed .
max even admits that richie ISN'T a loser . if max weren't in hatchetfield high , richie's social standing probably would have been relatively high even with his weeb status because of him becoming the team mascot !
richie is a loser , because max decided that he was one .
which is why richie's death (imo) was the most significant , because it was max dealing with the fact that he was ultimately unimportant and his peak in high school ended just like that before even graduating , taking it out on the one person he had sabotaged from the very beginning .
and i am so normal about this . so very normal !
#jon matteson and will branner genuinely shined so much in this musical i was star-struck#it's also so cool to hear how much jon has improved as he progressed from tgwdlm to npmd#i'm not one for bully x victim dynamics but i genuinely wonder what things would have been like if max hadn't turned out like he did#like everything about max is so cartoonishly evil that it's obvious that he's trying to prove something and he's lost himself on the way#anyway can you tell my favourite song on the soundtrack is nerdy prudes must die#my second favourite is hatchet town btw everything about it is *chef's kiss*#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#jon matteson#will branner
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It's kinda hilarious how the Lords in Black looked at Ted and went "yeah, no, fuck this one guy in particular" for no real discernible reason. Like, obviously, there's Tinky and his Spankoffski Poké Ball, but then there's Pokey who a) turned homeless!Ted immediately and then had him dance two feet away from his infected little brother and b) passes up on turning anyone with Join Us or Die solely to taunt/beat up Ted with his girlfriend and her husband. And! They all collectively agree that they're gonna try to make Grace/Steph/Peter all think that killing Pete is the way to go, even though they shouldn't really care whether Steph dies or Grace loses her [redacted] because they're all still "things they cherish the most". What the hell made these eldritch beings decide to fixate on fucking Ted of all people??
#he escapes black friday without any personal attention from any of the lib#like he just gets nuked and isn't personally enslaved by wiggly or what have you#but only because Wiggly's obsessed with a *different* Joey Richter character#and homeless!ted still dies in the mall#it's thrue that i'm saying all of this as someone who loves Ted's character tho so#i can't really talk#it's that good ol' spankoffski charm ig (wink)#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#ted spankoffski#lords in black#tnoy karaxis#tinky starkid#pokotho#pokey starkid#i guess I'll tag Peter too?#peter spankoffski
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Pete and Steph!! They are my favorites (excepting my other favorites) but don't tell anyone
I'm so proud of them and also of myself. it worked out so good ahsvsjs
Onto the next charachters i'm gonna draw
#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#npmd fanart#hatchetfield#hatchetfield fanart#i am so happy how these came out#i really went for trying to portray charachter with shapes#AND IT WORKED??#normally i don't draw this well i'm very proud of myself#+for shoes#because normally i never draw shoes
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