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7 ppl unfollowed me in like 2 days whatd i do
#so sayeth skelkankaos#i'm not actually pressed#just sort of like. huh. that's interesting wonder what that was about#i will choose to believe it's about the undertaker selfshipposting
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✨ Owen Teague at the LA premiere for Kingdom of the Planet of the apes ✨
#I'm sorry but what the actual fuck I'm not OK#The fact that i hated his character in IT and now he comes back full circle with Noa and I'm in love#Can he stop looking like that how I'm supposed to breath#Oh well there ya go my overly obsessive fandom behaviour#owen teague#freya allan#kingdom of the planet of the apes#Kotpota#POTA#la premiere#la presse#Planet of the apes#Actors#Movies#Movie franchise#Trilogy#Noa#noa x mae#Mae#Mae x Noa#Noa and Mae#Fandom#Fanfic#Photoshoot#boyfriend#Fangirling#Cesar#kotpota fanfic#Kotpota fandom#POTA fandom
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dealing you this like radioactive contraband before I go back to pretending I can't draw
#calla for beauty + obvious reasons / marigold for cruelty and jealousy#and because tumblr has rules I'll just let you know there's another version. And that's it. That's all you get on that#gladiator 2#emperor caracalla#LOOK I. I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES WITH THIS POST#TRYING TO COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE#I HAVE NONE. THERE IS NO EXCUSE. THIS IS INDULGENT.#GUY FUCKS I CAN'T HELP IT#...... I again do not think we have an art tag here. uh.#I'll figure that out later maybe.#I'm playing time so I don't have to hit post on this.#Tumblr if you take this down for the amount of nonbinary-presenting chest I will actually riot#I've never struggled with folds this much I deserve to have this at least stay up until I realise what I've done and delete it#it's been 20 minutes now I'm pretty sure and I still haven't pressed post#I'm just thinking about all the followers who came here for something that DEFINITELY wasn't this#oh well#here goes
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Caughtcha, gotcha, not letting go ♥ (Patreon)
#Doodles#Pokemon#Firebland#Silverstreakshipping#Kabu#Larry#The Stanley Parable#Stanley#Silly little leftovers between bigger ideas - it's interesting how most of my ideas for them are comic-style :0#Interaction scripts moreso than just Cute Lads as is my wont haha - though they are also cute#Practice doodles to keep sharp!#And hey they both get their own singular focus and two together! Doubly double nice haha#I think about ''Would you still love me if I was a worm'' perhaps an inordinate amount.... I genuinely really like it haha#Yes it's silly but I'm very moved by it all the same! That one post of love and care really really spoke to me#Of keeping someone you love safe and protected and fed and healthy ''even if'' they had nothing could provide in return#Very similar to the Came Back Wrong post - I love you because You Are not because of what you can Do For Me#Very sappy! Of course I like it! I will turn it silly though hehe I love both!#And also the pun of Wurmple hehehe ♪ To think I almost went with Caterpie or Kakuna! My Gen1 love is too strong smh#Poor Larry haha Kabu quick to reassure! Loves you! ♥#Some Stanley!! I have a few more Guys Who Are Dudes in the barrel to meet up with Larry at some point haha#Stanley had to be first tho - I tagged a meme with Larry as being Stanleycore! Normal but Weird about it#Stanley is Not normal for the record lol but he Is an Office Man so he counts#Hey Stanley why don't you wear a tie to work huh#Floof lads <3 Obviously! Kabu's much easier to draw floofed out lol but that's just 'cause floof is fun and easy to draw#Larry is actually much harder to draw floofed lol - how do his grey streaks fall! Absolute mayhem! Cute nonetheless haha#And ending out with huggles and snuggles and cuddles <3 That pose is much much fun to draw :D#Surrounded but not trapped! Larry's legs pressing in on Kabu's but not forcing him closed and Kabu's hands on Larry's#Hold him there hold him there both sides all the ways around#Larry's really leaned down onto his shoulder if their heads are at matching heights haha#I'm quite pleased ♪ Their faces turned out cute and the pose turned out nice :) S'pretty! :D
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God now I just want to write a Part 2 to my Valerie Makes Danny Lift A Single Weight fic (literally just the bar though because he's too weak to put any plates on) only this time Dash sees them working out together and takes it as invitation to launch into a 30 minute dissertation to Danny about the importance of hypertrophy and the best shakers to mix your preworkout in and the differences between doing a PPL split vs a Bro split when building a routine and meanwhile Danny's literally just like Dying
#danny phantom#the next day dash comes with a chart of his rankings of all the protein powders that he's tried#rating them on protein per calorie - cost - flavor - etc#also Dash is the type of guy who would be like 'ugh leg day again?' and do chest presses instead#my man hits leg day as often as i hit abs day#(which is why i'm trying to become a Yoga and Pilates Girlie™️ now)#(it's the only way i've found i'm able to actually force myself to train abs)
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me: I have a job interview with a coding test on monday, I should do some coding exercises online to practice until then, it'll be a chore to revise but it'll be worth it 😤
me, now, 3 kyu level ups deep into python practice on codewars, forgetting to eat or attend appointments on time: oh no I forgot this is a fun puzzle game to sink infinite time into to my math brain
#coding#codewars#I'm a gamer* you see#*only for puzzle games not actual video games that require hand eye button pressing coordination that is#reasons why trans ppl like coding and drawing comics/animating so much:#infinite time sink to avoid meat space indefinitely with#my therapist had to call me after I was already 10min late to our video appt cause I literally just wasn't looking at the time ToT#thank goodness I had my phone on loud by pure coincidence today
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updated list of my riordanverse scrys on flight rising. the number just keeps growing. scried like the entire TA just for funsies.
(Guide: Percy, Percy 2, Annabeth, Reyna, Leo, Jason, Thalia, Nico, Hazel, Luke, Kelli, Ethan, Silena, Chris, Alabaster, Lou Ellen, Alex Fierro, CHB, Camp Jupiter)
#pjo#riordanverse#fr#flight rising#i have so many projects in the works for these guys#for funsies while im trying to get some ive thematically named their parents lol#im not pressed about it but its fun when you look at their lineage#one of my goals is to try and get my hazel and nico scries with the same dad so theyre actually siblings#their dad doesnt have the best genes to try and get both but thankfully theyre not *too* far apart#also gotta check out i think there's new sword apparel and i should see if that looks better on Nico than his current one#i will say scrying outfits is VERY fun. im very particular about it#as far as my riordanverse ones i think silena leo and fathom percy are my faves ive done#annabeth having guinea pig percy as a hat is extremely amusing to me though#i have a clarisse scry as well but i'm still fiddling with it#still gotta scry the rest of the 7
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I am so tired of game companies forgetting that console players exist.
Make your font sizes able to be read by someone sitting more than two feet away from the screen.
#greedfall was on sale so I thought why not#well now I know why not#the tutorial is unreadable#like literally fuck this game I'm not sitting with my nose pressed to my television#I mean I can't do that anyway because of how the room is arranged#greedfall#pathfinder#dragon age#just calling out some recent games that have pissed me off with this#I gave up on pathfinder entirely#veilguard was actually readable for th emost part but DAI was NOT those war table missions were invisible
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I think our feet are gonna slip / I think our hands are gonna shake / I think our eyes are gonna cry / I think our hearts are gonna break
(The National - Laugh Track (feat. Phoebe Bridgers) / Picture credit to: Toronto Maple Leafs Team Announcement - Aug 14, 2024, Andrew Francis Wallace, Andy Marlin, The Leaf: Blueprint Episode #2 – Captain (John Tavares))
#what can i say! i'm sad! i wish it hadn't been like this!#i wish anyone at that press conference looked like they actually wanted this to happen#that jace photo haunts me.#john tavares#toronto maple leafs#maple leafs#hockey poetry#muppet edits#muppet edits leafs edition#91 jt#leafs
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Read a Galex fever hurt/comfort fic, thought of hearts beating faster when being sick, and then somehow happened to write this short something in my Little Max AU. Bon appétit. Ao3 link.
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“Maxy's heart is fast,” little Max mumbles barely audible as he presses Daniel's hand on his chest. He's tired and cold and his heart is thumping faster and stronger than usual and it doesn't let him sleep.
“It is, baby,” Daniel says when he feels the heartbeat and the warmth beneath his palm. “Your body is working hard to fight the bad bad illness that makes Maxy feel tired and cold and sad.”
Daniel hates seeing Max sick, especially when he's little. He wants him to be happy and energetic but he knows it can't always be like that so he tries his best to provide as much comfort as possible while closely monitoring him. Having a fever is never a pleasant thing but seeing his little suffering from it breaks Daniel's heart. He wishes he could heal Max immediately but he can only hope that the medicine he'd given him will take effect soon.
“Will Maxy be okay?”
“He will,” Daniel nods, caressing little Max's cheek with his free hand. “He just has to try and sleep a bit and hopefully after that, he will be okay again.”
“Promise?”
“I promise, baby. Daddy will do everything to make you feel better.”
“Will Maxy's heart be okay, too? And slow down again?”
“Of course, it will,” Daniel reassures him immediately, “Maxy's got a strong and healthy heart.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, the strongest and healthiest.”
#in my head he ended up sleeping pressed to daniel's chest because daddy's heartbeat is the best and most comforting but i'm too tired to#add that too i'm sorry#i just wanted to ride this wave of excitement i had that i could write again and actually finish something even if it's short#maxiel#max verstappen#daniel ricciardo#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1#my writing#heart things
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#i would do hair shots for every individual form but that would be way too many images#squawkabilly#this is already a few too many images for some random regional bird that very few folks ever actually talk about#like it's a funny design. i like it. i'm sure plenty of folks out there are Passive Squawkabilly Likers. but i'd be hard-pressed to find#Active Squawkabilly Likers. y'know
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the readers group guide at the end of the wicked years finishing with this question is so . can you lay the hell off her
#(IN TEARS) SHE TRIED SHE TRIED SO HARD.#calling it a baptismal splash considering fabala’s. everything with religion 😀#good questions though. can’t front#let me give an answer actually. i think the story of a person can be both a tragedy and a triumph and elphaba's certainly is both.#there is triumph in that such a tortured heart spent decades trying to right injustices and heal the sick when she was at her most hurt#and longs for forgiveness and protects those she considered under her charge. even when she was clumsy with love#and struggled to receive and acknowledge it because of her pain. even when she lost her way and burned bridges#and lashed out when cornered with grief and loss and failure. i think she needed no redemption only rest#though i wish the world could have made it a gentler one. one would be hard pressed not to consider many aspects of her life a tragedy.#but i don't regret her and i'm sure neither do those who tried to love her#a life so brave so singular so unrelentingly lived is a triumph. but i am a sentimental guy!#chats
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forgive me if this is too serious for an anon ask.. feel free to ignore it..
but this week shook me in ways i didnt see coming. i wasnt a one direction fan growing up.. tbh im still not, i listen to only a few songs. im same age as louis. so, i found one direction through him.
i have great affection for all of the boys though. and even in my short time in fandom, i've always been surprised and saddened by the bullying liam has gotten.. he just always seemed like a good person with really poor communication skills. to understand his point, you had to give him some space and context.
but this year has been a constant worried watch over liam. it was so plain things were desperate.
stan twitter got to me so bad that i left twitter the day louis' tour ended. so i was very peripherally aware of his recent harassment, but i did worry.
and now the unimaginable has happened, i am just at loss. not just in the sense of how to make sense of this loss, but also the complete lack of empathy for him still? even for other boys' fans.?? after they've seen how all of the boys' are hurting?
and just in the bigger picture.. how is this real? what loving god/higher power/whatver has allowed this to be the state of the world? he was so kind, so generous, just a boy. JUST A BOY. just trying to find a place to fit and feel safe. why was he dealt such cruelty? just while he was pursuing something he loved? something he was gifted with? in life and in death?
im just at loss. heartbreak doesnt even begin to cover it.
for me I've felt it was a constant worried watch over Liam for many years now, but other than that, yeah. It's hard to feel hope or faith in the face of so much senseless cruelty and pointless loss; all I can say is I would hope the millions of people who are shocked and saddened by this take away something lasting both about the fact that there are real people on the other side of the computer screen and cruelty has a real impact, and that addiction can afflict anyone. Nothing can make this other than tragic and regrettable forever; but I would love to see the amazing power of fandom mobilized to support programs for addicts and to fight stereotyping and dismissing of people who use drugs in Liam's name. To see people use this as a realization to really understand that it wasn't strange or exceptional that someone talented and worthwhile could succumb to addiction and ultimately die of it, but rather a plague that our society is allowing to run unchecked because of stigma. IDK, maybe I'm just grasping at straws trying to find something remotely positive that could come out of this situation but what else can you do? It's just so sad.
#related to the part about his communication skills first of 100% he was smart! and clever! just not like book smart#well also the context thing which was just him as a person; and its literally the same exact stuff that#made everyone be like awwww quirky about harry its fucking hypocritical#but actually I'm ashamed that I never clocked it until this week but like... he was dyslexic wasn't he??#and with that in mind so many of the things he was laughed at for... it really fits#and ofc says nothign to his intelligence some of the smartest people I know are dyslexic#it just means some things about words and stuff are harder for them#speaking of the harry thing though also I saw someone being like he got shit for dancing at nialls concert when harry did the same fkn thin#and like you know what YEAH but I would ADD TO THAT#the whole oooh he just went for promo and press like DUDES!! Harry literally went to see niall#to get promo for that crap ass venue#and no one gave him shit for that like???????#liam discourse#<- in case people aren't ready for this stuff yet
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so...John’s planning on pulling the plug on the world, right? Like that’s what he’s doing here?
I’ve just been turning these bits of ntn over and over in my head and tbh I can’t stop thinking about the description of 10,000 years of civilization as a first draft. John’s first resurrection didn’t quite end up how he wanted -- closest friends all dead, turned traitor, or both, fighting a war on multiple fronts, his only allies the corpse of his accidental bastard daughter and a twenty-something princess with cannibalistic tendencies whom he canonized as part of a failed attempt to revitalize his polycule-- but hey, it doesn’t matter, because he can just start over. All of NTN he’s in this depression spiral; he’s falling apart, he’s having orgy parties with his senior staff, he’s got at least part of his subconscious camped out in the comatose mind of a half-dead nineteen year old he tried to have murdered, treating it like a confessional booth; because right there, in the background of his mind through all of this, is the off switch. He can have his breakdown, and then just...let Alecto out. Erase it all, start fresh, and this time he’s got one attempt under his belt, he’s got notes for what to do differently, and so let it all fall to shit! Nobody else is gonna remember any of this anyway. Two worlds, now, that only John will remember. Maybe three, later; maybe four, what’s to stop him from redoing it over and over til it’s just right?
The issue with that, of course, is there’s really no way to treat the world like this and still care about it in the way other people do. You’d lose your ability to be affected by life’s events after a couple reboots and then what’s there to get emotionally invested in? When you’ve turned a person off and back on two, three, four times and you know you’ll probably do it again the next time something happens you don’t quite vibe with, how can you possibly look at them as a real person? Are they a real person, if they only know what you want them to know and do what you want them to do? And once you reach that point, once people aren’t people but project components for you to edit, what are you even bothering with all this for?? John started down this path because he so loved the world; what happens when he reduces the world to something he can no longer afford to love? Might as well pull that plug for good, yeah?
Anyway. I’m fascinated by the way John’s shitty mental state is dooming the world and it’s everyone else’s bad luck. The rest of the cast is out there fighting for their lives and he’s like *sigh* let’s try that again. take two, everyone!
#so much going on w/ john gaius in ntn and i'm obsessed. God is tired of society and you'd better worry!#and i love that ianthe is apparently the only one in canon who's picking up on this.#in that last scene just before alecto wakes up she's the only one who's actually SCARED and you can just feel how incredulous she is#that everyone else is just FINE with what she has very clearly clocked as the start of the literal apocalypse.#from ianthe's POV the end of nona is just everyone standing around a big red button labeled DOOMSDAY and she watches as#literally everyone else votes to press it.#and she's just like guys?? GUYS??? and she's so salty cause SHE wanted to be the villain of this story but jesus christ#she wouldn't ever have gone THAT far#tlt#🥀
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check the spread
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ive had this idea since last year (december)
featuring!!!! Alejandro by @sanudefinitelyhasadhd !!!!
first time drawing vro, sorry if I got anything wrong rghshfhsbf
dont mind the messy background and the uncoordinated colors, my brain is mush, and everytime I try to draw I am mentally cupping the remains like a thirsty traveller on a dirt road who has finally found a small murky pond
#I was originally gonna do this with him and gav but I gav up#“gav up” was intentional#please laugh#oh and I tried putting like. actual meaning and symbolism in the cards but like. I also gav up on that#also my color picker fucking broke. i can't long press anymore I'm gonna sob.idk what happened#anyway!!!! first art post in a week yahoooo!!!!#cs oc#not my oc#Alejandro cs#Vulpine cs#carmen sandeigo#carmen sandiego oc#carmen sandeigo 2019#fan art#art#artwork#digital art#my art#— Mo-art!.
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you know the day someone draws estinien with actual body fat and not like. fantasy ripped is the day I can die happy
#saint.txt#estinienposting#this isn't like a real complaint or burn or anything I'm not actually that pressed abt it or intending to make anyone feel bad but it's lik#do I think he’s strong and built? yes. do I think he has an eight pack? no!!!!!#give that man some body fat its protective!!!!!!!#you know that art of that blonde dude's body type from dung.eon mes.hi. idk I don't watch it.#esti.nien is that. to me#I also believe in built like a fridge haur.chefant so
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