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maybe this is tongue in cheek maybe not, anyway every time there is a disaster happening that is being discussed online (like now) and i see a bunch of kpop tags trending every day i just feel like we should radicalize kpoppies so they would direct this energy to actual causes and not like. cheering up a guy from some idol group bc he got less lines than others
#i'm joking except maybe not#like bts stans in finland persuaded some random cafe to put up a jimin wall with a huge jimin decal and everything#they've chased people off social media for breathing in the direction of their meow meows#can't they direct this energy towards helping people#and i know there has been discussions of this when there's an active tragedy going on and kpop stans are like uhmm we still must promo our#idols even if this tag is overshadowing the ones abt this tragedy it's not our problem why should we care#how are u putting all ur energy into promoting some idol group when people are being slaughtered and a direct way to help is talking abt it#txt
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okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??
edit: i started writing it
#steve x eddie#steddie#stranger things#someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please.#bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed#and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her#and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine#but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his#he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler#and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy#except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be#he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored#because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile#but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him#kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has#because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie#it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done#and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play#because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected....#anyway idk where i'm going with this
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Lusan brainrot is so real. Luffy being the exception to Sanji’s “all men” rule only to see him raid the pantry and immediately goes back to hating men. They're so special to me
#jokes#inaccurate representation of them#but I do really believe in the idea that Luffy is Sanji’s exception for everything#im a firm believer that when Sanji brings out a tray for Nami and Robin#full of the most delicious treats#he also brings out some for Luffy#would it be too far to say I hc sanji to act similar to luffy like how he acts with Nami and Robin?#like not in the perv way but when he offers them little things#He does the same for Luffy…#maybe I'm insane#lusan#sanlu#sanji x luffy#one piece#monkey d luffy#vinsmoke sanji#one piece sanji
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Hm.
I don't usually talk about the things about Kliff that actually annoy me because my primary goal is to increase Kliff appreciation, but something I kinda don't like is that his palette basically has every color of the rainbow in it.
Not that I have anything against rainbows and he makes it work, but it makes doing anything "minimal" with him difficult.
#is kliff is gay? (joking. except not really because he is clearly bisexual)#i think the only color he doesn't have is a solid 'blue' but he has 'teal' from his eyes and tablet#which is between blue and green. so yeah. he basically has every color of the rainbow in his design#anyway. i started thinking about this because i was trying to make an alternate design for him#that would help him fit into my aesthetics better#similar to when i designed the malt shop series#but with less alterations to his outfit (though I could probably change that up too. maybe i'll use one of his concept designs)#anyway i decided to limit his palette to just 3 colors (hopefully i'll post it soon)#as you can imagine if i'm making it to suit my aesthetics#there's a lot of pink~
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The Dndads finale campaign was great and intense and i have ThoughtsTM but i have a personal subjective moral aversion to 'decades later epilogue where everything is great actually we promise' as a narrative device
therefore if i ever write anything post- Willy Death it will purpousefully and spitefully refute at least ONE thing from the epilogue because Anthony Burch will not All Was Well me
#I feel like thats the sort of good natured spitefulness that this entire cast is full of#dndads#dndads s2#dndads spoilers#probably mostly as jokes ofc#like 'Taylor overtly says NFTs are stupid' or some shit#I'm sure gothcleats fans are thrivin and good for yall honestly#Admittedly i never expected my ships to be canon (except maybe Swiftli that felt like it had a real chance)#But like it's more the 'aww everyones in better places when they were older' epoligue as a CONCEPT that gets me#so don't get it twisted this isn't from a 'how dare my ship not be canon' place of spitefulness#this is just my personal beef with a specific literary trope#(honestly my ideal shipping end in canon would have been nothing confirmed or denied but c'est la vie ya know?)
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On today's episode of Holy Shit My Childhood Was Not Normal:
Kurtis Conner being thrown off by the girls'/boys' bibles with the random "Dream Girl" and "Grossology" passages and shit like that in them
#I didn't have that exact one but I had a girls' bible with the lil dream girl passages in them#mine was purple and green#There was a specific one I read over and over because it was about thinking about your best friend#and I thought about my best friend that way#except it wasn't actually in a friend way I flat out just had a crush on them lol#I later went on to id as a lesbian and that specific story made helped me realize it#so maybe that bible was good for something#I'm now a lil bi boy who might be ace but still#Im 21 now actually Im a Man in the U.S. /j#it's just#always so funny watching people remind me that I grew up Not Normally#like I genuinely got so into reading those lil bible dream girl passages#but I also preferred the gross out shit of the boys' one#cause I was one of those cartoon network poop fart joke funny tweenagers#I loved gaming stunts and all things gross or whatever#I wasn't allowed to actually do that because I was a lil lady so I enjoy it now#I tell people I'm going to shit their pants if they don't leave me alone and think I'm the funniest human alive#anyways go watch kurtis's new video about gendered products it's good#ex christian#religious trauma
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Hmm
#i talk#I want to be excited about this but it kinda also feels... I dunno#as much as we love joking about a beach episode it just doesn't feel like a super appropriate time for a big server-wide event#(assuming this is an event since you know. ''Festival'' and all that)#I'm sure things are still being worked on behind the scenes and yeah a lot of that stuff takes time#and I know they did that whole previous stream to give an excuse for the eggs being MIA#and I do still want to see creators interacting and stuff and doing cultural exchanges and all that since that's the point of the server#But I dunno. as long as the admin thing is in limbo I'm not really sure how to feel about event stuff#discourse#I'm interested in hearing other people's thoughts on this#negative#ish#I also just straight up don't think any members will log in either#except for like Bad maybe and one or two others but that's it#qsmp talk#Sorry for the repost Tumblr keeps breaking and leaving reblogs on
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OKAY SO I got the amazing little 3D print I ordered in today, and it came with TWO BONUS CAITHES!!!!! TWO BONUS CAITHES!!! TWO (2) OF THEM!!!! That was literally like.. the nicest and most wonderful surprise ever!!<3<3 (especially for me omg...). I'm keeping one out on display and the other one is kept in a protective bubble wrap prison in case anything unthinkable should happen to the other one (these are very delicate! and they're SO DETAILED. I love them!!!) Gonna put the original purchase under the "read more" for Gw2 SoTo spoiler reasons
PEITHA HAS COME HOME!!!! SHE LOOKS SO GOOD!!!! I love her sword too omg... 3D printing was like, perfectly made for detailed game figures I swear. These are so good, and they arrived in such carefully cushioned packaging bc they are fairly delicate (but Peitha is surprisingly hardy for a little figure!). I also adore the action pose too! I love her so much! ;v; <3 My wife came home and brought my other wife with her!! (twice!). Now all I need is for the bigger official figure to arrive sometime next year, and the whole gang will be here uwu. Also bonus Lady Maria and an extra bonus wife group pic!
#gw2#caithe#peitha#gw2 fan submission#photogallery#lady maria of the astral clocktower#AAAAAAAAA#I love these so much!#I might need to get super glue to help Caithe balance on her stand; but other than that everything is great!#tysm Alex for this wonderful surprise!!#for some reason it's not letting me tag you properly; I'm gonna have to double check this-#- tomorrow since i'm super out of time tonight and maybe I'm misremembering the username lakjsdfldsj#but ty for making my rough day a little bit better!#I basically only make the exception to collect figures if they're my specific faves like these#I kept making a ''mail order wives'' joke all day today lsjflsakfj
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i hate drawing astarion because every now and then i will stop and look at what's in front of me on the canvas and then i'll cover my face with my hands and go "teehee!" and that's so fucked up
#i'm not even joking btw#except maybe about the 'hate' part i don't hate it it's just#it interrupts my flow!#and it's completely involuntary#i keep thinking hey i've really calmed down about astarion lately that's nice :)#and then i go and do shit like this#one day maybe i'll even post one of these fabled astarion pieces who knows#astarion#bg3#don't mind me
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finally got the last ending for re:kinder and.... what tf was that.
#ek3 plays horror games#re:kinder#the game was good except for the third ending#which was. probably a joke???? but it. did not make any sense#maybe there's just context i'm missing
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Lately, when I am feeling particularly awful about life in general and can't imagine how I'm going to survive the next few weeks, I always ask myself, "Have you eaten recently?"
And if the answer is yes (which it usually is) ....... well that explains it then 🙄
I don't particularly enjoy living in opposite land, but I guess it's kinda funny
#as far as i'm currently aware there seem to be no safe foods left except dark chocolate? maybe spinach#this should be illegal#it's the fatigue btw - beyond a certain threshold of tiredness my mood will drop#feels like a big practical joke#weirdo chronicles
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If I don't lose motivation for it, there's going to come a point in Interlude where Frederick, who has since been nicknamed Badguy by like the US government or whatever for blowing up Gear research facilities, introduces himself as just "Badguy" to someone, somewhere, and I'm going to have to contend with the fact that he very probably said it with a straight face and full, unblinking, eye contact.
It's so silly. He's got to know that's a silly name to go by. "Yeah I'm a bounty hunter and I blow shit up because I'm a real Bad Dude™️." Come on... But also... Sol does have a really dorky sense of humor so... Maybe that's the joke. He knows it's goofy and he's forcing everyone else to use it but then he used it for too long and the goofy factor has long worn off except now he's stuck with it
#textpost#NGL THAT'S HOW IT WENT DOWN WITH MY SOLRADGUY HANDLE LOL#'Ha ha silly shitpost OH no one had this url already..??? HMM.... Ok I'll use it for a little bit'#*several big translation projects and gaming news articles later*#'Well. Guess I can't change it now'#It's so funny I think I've laughed literally every single time I had to introduce myself/my scanlations as Sol Radguy when it was over voic#The only thing I don't like about this handle is that I think handles that kinda brag about the person using them aren't great#Like handles with king/queen or '[x name] Is Awesome/cool/great/etc' or whatever you know?#You gotta earn a name like that. It's like you can't demand respect you gotta work up towards it#Sol Radguy was just an intended temporary joke that I ended up becoming hahah#I don't necessarily think I'm rad except maybe in a like 1980s retrowave aesthetic way perhaps#So I hope people don't look at it and think that I'm trying to say I'm hot shit or something
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well I just spent an hour digging through my own dnd notes and social media and also almost cried because I mentioned, in passing, something justin had said about one of his NPCs and he, completely lightheartedly, was like '?? I don't remember that at all. [I mean I'm not making it up?] I think you might be making it up 😏'
#me-- instantly stressed and near tears: I know you're joking and it's not even important but. that isn't funny. to me.#I really wish there was a term for 'gaslighting but they're not doing it on purpose'#this is distinct from simply 'being wrong' because 'that's definitely not what happened 🤨' is a key part of it#the other person trying to convince me that I'm wrong and I must be crazy-- not for manipulation purposes but because THEY forgot#and are MUCH more confident in the possibility that I'm completely full of shit than that they maybe can't remember exactly#this is an extraordinarily specific thing that nonetheless happens to me ASTONISHINGLY OFTEN.#I mean clearly often enough that I'm now hair-trigger sensitive upset about it#AND TO CLARIFY QUICKLY-- that's not what justin even did (this time) but 'well I don't remember that' is still...#OKAY WELL I DO. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER BELIEVE ME.#trembling and crying searching for Receipts while explaining to my husband that it's not even that I don't think he believes me (this time)#I just. I just. I just. I'm not fucking crazy. I know you don't think I'm crazy. but I still feel like I Have to prove it.#my mom sending a package to the wrong address and then saying-- confidently and irritably-- 'you never GAVE me a unit number'#when I can scroll back up through texts to where I sent her our new address when we moved and it was complete and correct#my friend during our big stupid fight saying 'no one actually AGREED to that [dnd] plan except you and justin 😒'#going back into my audio recording to that conversation where everyone BUT him agreed#including his fucking pick-me 'yeah jay's being shitty right now' brother whose character said 'this sounds like a good plan' verbatim#like. I KNOW it's not just 'my memory vs theirs and we both assume we're right'#because SO OFTEN when this happens I have FUCKING RECEIPTS. that I'M NOT WRONG OR CRAZY.#no one ever wants to entertain the notion that I might know what I'm talking about.#I can't stress enough that I'm not mad at justin right now he was very much 'no I believe you! it's weird that I don't remember though'#which is fair! honestly! but I'm a LITTLE. sensitive. of the fact that everyone always ALWAYS automatically assumes I'm incorrect#and very often in a way that's a mark against my competence or character.#'well *I* couldn't *possibly* have gotten the address wrong so YOU must have fucked it up'#you know. it's like that. it's like that a lot.#maybe this only happens to me so much because I happen to be cursed with remembering things better than most people#or maybe I'm uniquely viewed as incompetent. who can say.#about me
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needless to say i will be killing myself at my earliest convenience.
#*#text#shoop.lb#i'm sad. :(#(this is a joke post abt footie ball. btw. except that i did maybe cry a little.)
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rewatching this ending scene from fast and furious: tokyo drift and. okay i know the MCU has well and killed this kind of ending. but please just remember that this movie is from 2006. and you've been outside LA for two whole movies, okay -- yeah, the second movie was in miami, but not the miami part of miami, you know? and the entirety of this third movie has been so fucking far from anything else we've seen in this series. it's been fun, it's been great... but then we hit the end. and you're wondering how this movie ties into the others. and the random kid who's starring in this movie drives over, and we're hearing the same music we've been hearing all movie, and then very suddenly the music very visibly switches over into reggaetón, and there's spanish in the lyrics. and you know even before the camera pans to the other car who's going to be sitting there.
#sb and l rambles#ESSBIE LIKES FAST AND FURIOUS. I GUESS#more: essbie is entertained by the idea of a franchise based around hispanic masculinity. which this kind of is. but not really#fast and furious#anyway i almost cried when i first saw that scene and THAT IS NOT A JOKE#maybe the subtitle here is just that essbie is starved for representation in media and don omar is in this even when he's the comic relief#dominic toretto is textually cuban but not spiritually cuban except in the ways he really is.#he should've ended up a mob boss and i'm right. what's all this tight tiny team bullshit. i wanted tf&tf to be equivalent to the godfather
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what kind of disgusting men does gmmtv hire????? i feel sick lately listening to some of them talk and since everyone is friends with each other i doubt most of them have different views by the way they laugh at those sick comments their coworkers/friends make. makes it REALLY difficult to enjoy the shows gmm puts out
#do they not get media training#like i'm glad they're exposing themselves so i know to not support them#but damn some of the sh*t they say is vile#sexism ped*philia homophobia transphobia racism colorism bullying cheating etc like there's someone new every week#you name it they got it#and it's not just men but most of it are#don't even get me started on the r*pe jokes i feel sick#gmmtv#and i barely see it talked about on tumblr#not a SINGLE post about prom's p*do comments or the r*pe jokes towards first#i've seen maybe 1 or 2 posts about ohm's bully past and him being a homophobe#same with nanon being proud of cheating#the disgusting transphobic comments towards jennie and godji from multiple gmm actors and actresses#like i gotta say except for 2 or 3 people in this company they all disgust me#and i really don't wanna support any of the actors in this company anymore#because they're ALL vlose and friends with each other#and if they talk and giggle about these things on camera#i don't wanna know what they're laughing about when the camera is off#anyway those are my 2 cents on all of this#i don't think i can watch gmm shows anymore
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