#i'd be biting people

[littlebigmouse]

Something about AU Vander telling AU Powder she's "too smart to spend her life in a bar" vs telling AU Ekko (as far as he knows, anyway) that he thinks he'd be "running this place soon" makes the latter almost seem like an insult.

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[irenespring]

Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.

[spookygibberish]

do Thrones like in the smile picture retain useage of the mouth of their Headless portion, and if so, do they use them and how socially acceptable is that?

It depends on the application. For eating, usage of the greater mouth is entirely necessary to render eating an efficient process. Without it, Thrones would struggle to feed themselves without devoting a significant portion of their day to the task.

For speech, the matter is more complex. Headless can talk, although their voices don't sound particularly human as a matter of course. Unthroned headless mostly speak to each other, their close relatives, and their instructors. Headless don't speak with people from outside their houses, as a matter of custom. Rather, people are uncomfortable with talking to them for fear of 'corrupting' them with knowledge their house does not wish them to have, which is a real and very punishable crime.

For Thrones, use of the headless mouth for speech is not taboo, per say, but is discouraged as uncouth. The different portions of a Thrones body are seen as belonging to different domains, and embody distinct roles, and speaking is not in accordance with the role of the headless portion. That being said, Thrones are renowned as vocalists, and nearly all Thrones receive voice training in order to put their tremendous respiratory systems to sublime use. The field song is the only territory this particular more does not extend to.

[renarin-spren]

rlain really is stronger than a marine because what the fuck do you mean his parents got killed in a flood when he had barely reached adulthood and then he became a spy and his friends didn't care or miss him and then was forced into slavery amongst humans who were mistrustful of him even when they accepted him. and then he watched them use the corpses of his kind as armor. and then finally finally finally after all this work and proving himself and trying to fit in, he still gets called slurs while he's working hard to get the agriculture working at Urithiru??? I'd have maimed someone personally

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for voting in the poll to decide who was going to be the leader of the band! It turned out to be such a close race!

[serpentface]

This family dinner is gonna fucking suck

[ifindus]

so what do we make of norwegian swimmer henrik christiansen's obsession with the olympic village's chocolate muffins? 👀

I was just thinking about making something for the muffin man!! 😂✨ He is everywhere!! This chocolate muffin must be heavenly

[doldrum]

Love to remember that all the events of PoP are happening during Rick's first day on the surface. Guy escaped from The Horrors and a country nobody has left in centuries, nearly drowned in the ocean, woke up on a beach just long enough to terrify some preteens, passed out again, woke up in a magical candy wonderland, was turned into a weird little beast, got dragged into one of the previous preteens' horrible sibling drama and then nearly got murdered by a LARPer. He's had three near death experiences today. He doesn't even know what city he's in.

[icewindandboringhorror]

indeed my exact process once every 8 months or so

[uncanny-tranny]

If you mess with somebody's mobility/life-preserving aid and all you got was yelled at by the disabled person in question, just know you got off easy. Fucking with somebody's aid can easily become a matter of life-or-death, so you have to understand why somebody would "lash out" about that.

[rain-world-headcanons-2]

Pebbles wishes he had a mouth so he could bite people

A socially acceptable way to vent one's frustrations.

[saints-who-never-existed]

God I would love to have seen Lieutenant Jopson actually disagree and argue with Crozier, just once.

I'd love to have seen them have a proper argument once Jopson finally had the official authority to actually speak his mind a bit more.

I can't help but wonder if, perhaps unconsciously, Crozier promoted him in small part so as to have a lieutenant who would always agree and back him up in his decisions. But Jopson, of course, is a bright lad who knows his own mind, and nothing tantalises me more than the thought of that united front just not happening.

[punmster]

being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building

[ronnierosest]

My brother is celebrating his birthday today!!! so, after listening to him tell me that his half-orc Baregar looks a little bit silly being all soft with his love interest in BG3 I decided to force him to re-evaluate >:Dd Shadowheart and Baregar, the vengeance paladin Happy B-day, F<3 Hope you're having a blast!

[arthur-lesters-frontal-lobe]

I'd be doomed if Arthur went to Utah in 1987.....