#i’m so fucking delusional
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why wouldn’t he. that looks scary
#It’s actually because magic hurts clark#i’m so fucking delusional#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#clark kent#superman#superbat#worlds finest#superman/batman#comics
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hear me out. sonic 3. eggman doesn’t have a single chaos emerald. is he going to try and fight all 3 brothers again? no. instead he decides to counter them by making chaos emeralds of his own. his own fake chaos emeralds. do you see? do you see where i’m going. fake chaos emeralds.
#i’m so fucking delusional#i just want dark sonic to come back PLEASEEEEE#sonic#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie#dark sonic
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I ached to see you again, to hold you since I never took that chance, to take all the risks with you I missed. I wanted to care for you and to love you and to nurture you no matter what happened because I was not in love with how you made me feel, or what you did for me, but with you. And maybe it was self destructive behaviour to raise despite being consistently put down, but I didn’t think I cared. Not if it was you.
#I’ll take care of you.#It’s rotten work.#Not to me. Not if it’s you.#i wrote this while talking to an izzy hands bot#i’m so fucking delusional#but that’s fine#i think#writing#loose prose#prose#author
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see this is why my bff is my bff
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sorry guys, it’s actually me taking the photos ofc 🤭
pls i would do anything to be his secret, controversially young boyfriend…
born to take these photos, forced to save them off pinterest
#GIVE ME THIS OLD MAN.#i’m so fucking delusional#i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises#the salt and pepper beard omggggg#thank you hugh for existing#why did i have to be born so late#pls just one chance#i could make him happy#hugh jackman
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no thoughts- just Logan smoking some big ass cigar at any given moment.
#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#james logan howlett#marvel imagine#marvel bts#he’s actually just a big ‘ol’ cat#i want to snuggle him#i’m delusional#i need him so fucking bad#like literally#WOOF WOOF BARK BARK#sorry i got a little carried away there#yeah he’s so fine#he’s so pretty#i love his fluffy hair#smooch#marvel boy#marvel men#i love you hugh jackman#hugh jackman#wolverine#wolverine x reader
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Chainshipping is real and the world is mine to be delusional about they’re alive and happy and not skeletons or horrible evil torturer surgeons
#saw#chainshipping#lucradiss art#I love them so fucking much#I’m delusional about them#they’re alive and well#sawposting#saw franchise#saw 2004
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“It’s fine if you present that way but don’t get mad when people misgender you”
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
#transgender#trans#queer#non binary#people like this are so fucking stupid#just because we present a certain doesn’t make someone inherently delusional#I’m aware of how I look actually isn’t that so crazy#in allowed to be upset but why would I be mad at someone else for that if they don’t know me
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⛪️🏍️✝️🪧🏳️🌈😈😇
👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👭❤️🧡🤍🩷
#this is so so so stupid <3#guys phannies are so delusional#like are we okay (no)#what IS THIS#i’m going to a dyke march tomorrow can you tell#i’m not tagging them in this bc i’m not ready for dan and phil to say the word dyke#i’m still finding my comfort with it as a lesbian#blasphany#that ship name is so fucking funny#dan and phil#dnp#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp#phister phlesbaniel my beloved#d&p#danandphilgames#sister daniel#sapphic#dip and pip#angel striker#hbdnell#wlw#bog#pp42??
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I know I'm mostly unashamedly thirsting for Abby on here, but like lemme be soft for a minute. Can you imagine her lying on your lap after a long day, running your fingers through her hair as she snuggles closer to you. You can feel her hands tightening her grip on your thigh as she looks up to you with those pretty eyes, all lovestruck and sleepy. Her lips would slowly turn into a small smile, and she would whisper, “I love you so so much,” before reaching up and softly kissing you. She would grab the throw blanket that barely covered her and slowly drift off to sleep, leaving you to trace little shapes on her muscular shoulders and wondering how lucky you are to be able to call someone like Abby Anderson yours.
#i’m delusional#i need her so fucking bad#the last of us#tlou#abby anderson#the last of us pt 2#abby the last of us#abby anderson tlou2#abby anderson x reader#abby tlou#abby tlou2#abby anderson the last of us 2#abby anderson tlou#tlou abby#tlou2 abby
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Thinking about how Jude said this about Cardan
Also really really really thinking of the quote “To love is to be changed.”
#girl pls “is he different because I forced him to be” acting as if she commanded him to be nice lmfao#like boy was just tryna smile and vibe and Jude is like “what the fuck is going on”#she’s all immediately sus “what’s got this man acting so diFFERENT???”#“hmM???”#+#the way next chapter at the council meeting Cardan is just fucking irritated with everyone lmao#I’m dead at the last sentence 💀💀 sis was so bewildered she thought maybe she was delusional#TWK Ch.11#jude duarte#cardan greenbriar#the wicked king#jurdan
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a man and his bestie
[they just killed a man]
#FUCK I HAD SO MUCH FUN DRAWING HIS HAIR??!!!!#only 5 episodes in i’m LOSING IT ALREWADY#JOHN I LOVE YOU????????? HES SO COOL???????????#IM FUCKING DELUSIONAL HES NOT EVEN LIKE. HUMAN. HES JUST SHADOW#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#malevolent
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Thinking about patroclus in the hades 2 trailer and begging to every god out there that he isn’t a placeholder or a glitch please I want my girl back I have to see her please give her back to me
#PLEASE HE’S ALL I HAVE!!!!!!!?#his husband has been fucking cubed he’s gotta help get him back#someone please tell me I’m not delusional in thinking this#please tell me there is one other person out there who is banking on him being in the game#I can’t be alone in this#patroclus#hades 2#I won’t tag this as a spoiler since there is zero context and also he’s in the right(?) corner of the trailer#so like#idk
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50% legs, he's also probably wide!!! Deeeep compartment for his kids (I wonder how many they put in the show!! Considering they have like the billion seekers!! That I could identify too!!)
MARS DEEP TFONE SOUNDWAVE ANALYSIS
#guys I’m sorry I think I will be obsessed with him#I love freaks#I want him so bad#LONG AS FUCK LEGS#WIDE AS FUCK CHEST#CASSETTE IN DOCK MAYBE (DELUSIONAL!!!!)#transformers#tf one#transformers one#soundwave#maccadam#maccadams
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Imagine if I made an au where Perseus adopts Medusa’s kids, ppl will rightfully call me deluded bc he literally killed their mom and Medusa’s sisters are right there and deserve to keep whatever they have left of their sister. This is how stupid y’all’s au where Odysseus adopts Astyanax.
#if Astyanax lives he’d kill every surviving Greek war criminal and he’d be 100% justified in doing so#yet you mfs act like he’d happily grow up under the man who murdered and enslaved his family#you ppl are so fucking delusional#I hate the epic musical fandom I’m sorry#rants#ramble#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#greek pantheon#epic odysseus#the odyssey#odyssey#odysseus#astyanax#astyanax lives#Astyanax lives au#andromache#andromache of troy#hector and andromache#Hector#Hector of Troy
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priest!geto who falls so deeply in love with you that he assumes you were sent by god to test his faith. is this anything /taps mic
#pinterest anon this is all ur fault :(((((#i’m SURE this concept has been done before btw it’s 2 perfect for him …. silly little delusional man#hhhh i’m still figuring out how i want to portray him 😔😔😔#i think. he’s kind of a sleazeball#i think he feels fond of you and it’s so soft and good and normal that he thinks he’s fucking dying#”surely this is a test of will. a trial of faith.” no man it’s this funny thing called Having A Crush#he’s kind of silly but also intense……. kind of funny but then there’s that sense of rot#decay#etcetc#kirei kotomine lend me your strenght i will need it to do him justice………#priest!geto who wants to meet god so he can ask why someone like him was created#why he was born with a liar’s smile. why he was born with the ability to see curses#hmmmmmmmmm#ari noises ✩#priest!sugu <33
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