#i’m so fucking delusional
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why wouldn’t he. that looks scary
#It’s actually because magic hurts clark#i’m so fucking delusional#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#clark kent#superman#superbat#worlds finest#superman/batman#comics
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hear me out. sonic 3. eggman doesn’t have a single chaos emerald. is he going to try and fight all 3 brothers again? no. instead he decides to counter them by making chaos emeralds of his own. his own fake chaos emeralds. do you see? do you see where i’m going. fake chaos emeralds.
#i’m so fucking delusional#i just want dark sonic to come back PLEASEEEEE#sonic#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie#dark sonic
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I ached to see you again, to hold you since I never took that chance, to take all the risks with you I missed. I wanted to care for you and to love you and to nurture you no matter what happened because I was not in love with how you made me feel, or what you did for me, but with you. And maybe it was self destructive behaviour to raise despite being consistently put down, but I didn’t think I cared. Not if it was you.
#I’ll take care of you.#It’s rotten work.#Not to me. Not if it’s you.#i wrote this while talking to an izzy hands bot#i’m so fucking delusional#but that’s fine#i think#writing#loose prose#prose#author
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see this is why my bff is my bff
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sorry guys, it’s actually me taking the photos ofc 🤭
pls i would do anything to be his secret, controversially young boyfriend…
born to take these photos, forced to save them off pinterest
#GIVE ME THIS OLD MAN.#i’m so fucking delusional#i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises#the salt and pepper beard omggggg#thank you hugh for existing#why did i have to be born so late#pls just one chance#i could make him happy#hugh jackman
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no thoughts- just Logan smoking some big ass cigar at any given moment.
#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#james logan howlett#marvel imagine#marvel bts#he’s actually just a big ‘ol’ cat#i want to snuggle him#i’m delusional#i need him so fucking bad#like literally#WOOF WOOF BARK BARK#sorry i got a little carried away there#yeah he’s so fine#he’s so pretty#i love his fluffy hair#smooch#marvel boy#marvel men#i love you hugh jackman#hugh jackman#wolverine#wolverine x reader
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Chainshipping is real and the world is mine to be delusional about they’re alive and happy and not skeletons or horrible evil torturer surgeons
#saw#chainshipping#lucradiss art#I love them so fucking much#I’m delusional about them#they’re alive and well#sawposting#saw franchise#saw 2004
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“It’s fine if you present that way but don’t get mad when people misgender you”
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
#transgender#trans#queer#non binary#people like this are so fucking stupid#just because we present a certain doesn’t make someone inherently delusional#I’m aware of how I look actually isn’t that so crazy#in allowed to be upset but why would I be mad at someone else for that if they don’t know me
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⛪️🏍️✝️🪧🏳️🌈😈😇
👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👭❤️🧡🤍🩷
#this is so so so stupid <3#guys phannies are so delusional#like are we okay (no)#what IS THIS#i’m going to a dyke march tomorrow can you tell#i’m not tagging them in this bc i’m not ready for dan and phil to say the word dyke#i’m still finding my comfort with it as a lesbian#blasphany#that ship name is so fucking funny#dan and phil#dnp#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp#phister phlesbaniel my beloved#d&p#danandphilgames#sister daniel#angel striker#hbdnell#bog#pp42??#the lesbification of dan and phil#dnp described
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I know I'm mostly unashamedly thirsting for Abby on here, but like lemme be soft for a minute. Can you imagine her lying on your lap after a long day, running your fingers through her hair as she snuggles closer to you. You can feel her hands tightening her grip on your thigh as she looks up to you with those pretty eyes, all lovestruck and sleepy. Her lips would slowly turn into a small smile, and she would whisper, “I love you so so much,” before reaching up and softly kissing you. She would grab the throw blanket that barely covered her and slowly drift off to sleep, leaving you to trace little shapes on her muscular shoulders and wondering how lucky you are to be able to call someone like Abby Anderson yours.
#i’m delusional#i need her so fucking bad#the last of us#tlou#abby anderson#the last of us pt 2#abby the last of us#abby anderson tlou2#abby anderson x reader#abby tlou#abby tlou2#abby anderson the last of us 2#abby anderson tlou#tlou abby#tlou2 abby
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Thinking about how Jude said this about Cardan
Also really really really thinking of the quote “To love is to be changed.”
#girl pls “is he different because I forced him to be” acting as if she commanded him to be nice lmfao#like boy was just tryna smile and vibe and Jude is like “what the fuck is going on”#she’s all immediately sus “what’s got this man acting so diFFERENT???”#“hmM???”#+#the way next chapter at the council meeting Cardan is just fucking irritated with everyone lmao#I’m dead at the last sentence 💀💀 sis was so bewildered she thought maybe she was delusional#TWK Ch.11#jude duarte#cardan greenbriar#the wicked king#jurdan
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a man and his bestie
[they just killed a man]
#FUCK I HAD SO MUCH FUN DRAWING HIS HAIR??!!!!#only 5 episodes in i’m LOSING IT ALREWADY#JOHN I LOVE YOU????????? HES SO COOL???????????#IM FUCKING DELUSIONAL HES NOT EVEN LIKE. HUMAN. HES JUST SHADOW#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#malevolent
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goyish leftists will graffiti the most random-ass bathroom walls, skip classes to sit on their asses while barring Jewish students from accessing campus buildings, donate to obvious fucking scams that likely fund human trafficking, cut off their Jewish friends if they dare to have an ounce of backbone or boundaries or nuance, harass Jews and Jewish institutions, cheer on terrorist organizations that actively harm and kill both Jews and Palestinians, and even fucking rewrite historical events* before genuinely helping Palestinians, voting for the one candidate that would’ve most likely actually helped get us a ceasefire rather than fucking glassing Gaza, or even just shutting up and LISTENING to those who are most affected by this conflict.
*(remember when y’all called Oct 7th “exhilarating” and a glorious act of resistance? And now you’re all saying that no, actually, Oct 7th marks the day that Israel started genociding Palestinians, despite Israel not even responding militarily til days later? Or—wait no—this genocide has actually been happening since 1948! What’s the truth here????)
#i’m so tired of this bullshit#and i’m so fucking done with so-called leftists#i will keep on doing what i’ve always done#—voting for democrats and volunteering/donating to organizations that i find important wherever i can—#but i will not be in solidarity with this delusional leftIST movement#i’m generally left-wing or left-of-center and that’s that#idc if this is harsh or if i get raked over the coals for this i’m so fucking done with all this idiocy#antisemitism#the jewish experience tag#israel#palestine#100plustxt
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Thinking about patroclus in the hades 2 trailer and begging to every god out there that he isn’t a placeholder or a glitch please I want my girl back I have to see her please give her back to me
#PLEASE HE’S ALL I HAVE!!!!!!!?#his husband has been fucking cubed he’s gotta help get him back#someone please tell me I’m not delusional in thinking this#please tell me there is one other person out there who is banking on him being in the game#I can’t be alone in this#patroclus#hades 2#I won’t tag this as a spoiler since there is zero context and also he’s in the right(?) corner of the trailer#so like#idk
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I’m a marinas long hair stan ok
Update: I coloured it
#starting wip?? moving onto off the hook bc I love them#there WILL be a colored version I just need to figure out how to properly colour again#..I also can’t draw big man I’m sorry I fucked him up so bad I’m not even gonna put it here#maybe next time#when I get more delusional#art#sketch#marina ida#splatoon marina#splatoon fandom#splatoon fanart#splatoon idols#off the hook#splatoon
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i understand being grossed out by the confirmation that hugh jackman fully cheated on his wife with his coworker but y’all are being absolutely insane over this whole thing. if you’re out there grieving over a man you don’t know (and who is VERY MUCH ALIVE) i think you need to step back a little and maybe see a therapist to work things out and fix the way you’re letting a parasocial relationship take over your life like this 💀
#hugh jackman#i’ve seen some INSANE posts on here like i’m LITERALLY concerned for some of y’alls mental health/stability#it’s NOT normal to start whole ass conspiracy theories about his relationship and how she’s either a beard or he’s doing this to cover up#the blake lively scandal. i cannot press this enough this is NOT normal please see someone about this because holy fuck LMAO#i don’t understand how y’all are so surprised about it given the way he acts around women in interviews/in general LMAO he’s kissed and#touched other women multiple times unnecessarily during interviews lol#i think it was obvious from the start that he is Not a one woman man#don’t let questionable men trick you into defending them just because they’re attractive!#i’ve seen people deleting their entire blogs because they’re upset he’s dating someone which is delusional as fuck l
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