#i’m onto you

[sydcarmyfan]

Oh, so we are rubbing our co-workers’ back now?

The Bear cast think they are slick, don’t they? I bet they saw all our posts on Tumblr in the last few days, so they had to give us something, anything, to keep the hope alive.

[lesbiansforhenryclerval]

Zagreus doesn’t even have time to sleep but when it comes to having his fucking intestines rearranged by the god of death he suddenly has a fuck ton of time to spare.

[darlingod]

If tfota characters were real I would have such a bitch fight with Cardan for the love of Jude but ultimately she would be the one to kill me and I'm perfectly fine with that

This sounds exactly like something Cardan would say 🧐

Also such a real & brave confession. Agreeing for sure.

[ghostlovesbaguettes]

He is very gorgeous to me 🙂‍↕️👆

I said what I said ✋😟

[azurexsnake]

vash who watches u so intensely with a yearning gaze when you run your teeth over the inside of his wrists.. breath hitching when you press a soft kiss there afterwards

Have you or have you not read Angel Eyes yet because this is very specific and I am suspicious >_>

[fumifooms]

Omg guys he just genuinely likes bugs and mollusks and critters 😭💘💔 Forced to noble when he just wanna crouch and watch things skitter in the dirt…

[umbrellainkart]

Hey can we talk about Wendy. I’m dying to talk about Wendy. Let’s talk about Wendy. Hey can w

(Hcs and character ramblings under the cut)

[feline-felon]

How would you know which flowers piss us off if you weren’t being parasocial in the first place?

Getting a big bouquet of flowers for all my followers but to make sure it’s not parasocial they’re all the bad flowers that piss you off

[toastervox]

vox but instead of being a perfectly optimized machine he’s a mess of biotic and mechanical parts so when he cries it can get into his circuitry and actually hurt/short circuit him

or i just wanted to draw him crying because i love him

[lilybug-02]

Poor bug!Dewi just being so scared and confused. Hollownest is probably a lot scarier up close. Even as a human he already got a bad scare from thk and the radiance and now he is much more vulnerable. At least his friends are there to help him out until he can go back to being a human. On the bright side, there's also a lot of cool things about being able to see hollownest up close and it's a lot easier to interact with the other bugs. Plus he can even try flying because he got wings.

Based from last main post. He’s a shy little guy when it involves anyone taller than him. Kids aren’t very common in Hallownest, but the bug crew makes do with their limited experience.

Also - no I’m not making this a comic 👁️👁️ seriously. Don’t push me ❤️

[morganbritton132]

It’s late one night and Eddie is in his studio live-streaming. He’s playing a song that he remembers the chord progression for but nothing else while his chat tries to figure out what it is.

Steve comes tromping down the stairs like an enthusiastic basketball coach and says, “Get ready, Munson! I’ve got strawberries. I’ve got wine. It’s your lucky night because you’re getting l-“

At this time, he notices the camera and finishes with a less enthused, “-llllunch? Lunch.”

Eddie just stares at him before his face breaks out into the biggest grin. He is thrilled like, “Lunch, huh? Good because I’m famished.”

“Oh my god. Nevermind.”

“No, wait,” Eddie says, scrambling to end the live-stream. “Come back.”

[i-got-da-rubes]

“Thank you for asking what nobody else did.

What not even I considered.”

Drawn with my non-dominant hand.

[fawn-tongues]

Safe Bet

[laurrelise]

tragic that even with how lackluster the umbrella academy’s final season was, we never got to see five’s house.

i want to see where the old man lives. how does he decorate? does he live in an apartment or was he able to figure out a cute little home for himself? does he have roommates? did he ever learn how to cook for himself, or does he just eat fluffernutters whenever he’s hungry? does he ever get a mr. pennycrumb of his own? (i know he doesn’t, but a girl can dream) does he ever discover a cafe near his home where a decent cup of coffee can be found?

what coffee maker does he have? where does he buy his coffee grounds? how many coffee mugs does he have? i just KNOW he collects them.

he absolutely goes into little shops downtown and finds one that says some stupid shit like “if my coffee isn’t as black as my soul, i’m not drinking it” and giggles to himself in the corner and then spends way too much money on it because it’s just too good to pass up. he’ll smile to himself on the way home and then put on a pot of coffee to try it out for the first time. he hand-washes his mugs even though they’re all dishwasher safe because he wants to make sure they’re going to be completely untarnished when he wants to use them again. he has an entire cabinet for all of his mugs and one other cabinet for the rest of his glasses and bowls and plates because he doesn’t own a whole lot but he does like mugs. and someone will ask him about his mugs and he’ll properly tell them where he got each and every one, down to exact dates and times because he remembers everything and thinking about when he found his favorite mugs makes him feel less stressed. and whoever asked will not get a single word in and they won’t try to because five is talking about his mugs and he doesn’t get a whole lot of joy from material things but it is the simple things that matter. and five likes the simple things. and five likes his mugs.

[fryday]

dab looking straight at dan and phil as he was on his way to the bedroom to have dnp-mandated furry sex with his husband is comedy unlike anything i’ve ever seen before

[crystallizsch]

okay hi so listen hear me out

sea snake is a bit too obvious (and too boring)

so i made him based on some kind of lionfish??? (bc something something venomous marine animal) also with a LOT of creative liberties i made with how the fish looks like

let’s also give his fins some rips and tears here and there bc what are the implications of that??? that’s for you 🫵 to decide

anyways chat i lowkey dont know what i was doing

i had no other thoughts but haha funny snake man i turn into fish