#i’m onto you

[sydcarmyfan]

Oh, so we are rubbing our co-workers’ back now?

The Bear cast think they are slick, don’t they? I bet they saw all our posts on Tumblr in the last few days, so they had to give us something, anything, to keep the hope alive.

[lesbiansforhenryclerval]

Zagreus doesn’t even have time to sleep but when it comes to having his fucking intestines rearranged by the god of death he suddenly has a fuck ton of time to spare.

[ravensincowboyhats]

I just started reading Jane Eyre (I’m up to ch 5) and wtf jkr lmfaoooooo wdym she lives in a closet at her aunts house where she’s not allowed at their parties and has spoiled brat cousins and is an orphan whose father wasn’t liked by her mums family but she married him anyway and wdym she’s going away to school to live wdym

[darlingod]

If tfota characters were real I would have such a bitch fight with Cardan for the love of Jude but ultimately she would be the one to kill me and I'm perfectly fine with that

This sounds exactly like something Cardan would say 🧐

Also such a real & brave confession. Agreeing for sure.

[ghostlovesbaguettes]

He is very gorgeous to me 🙂‍↕️👆

I said what I said ✋😟

[azurexsnake]

vash who watches u so intensely with a yearning gaze when you run your teeth over the inside of his wrists.. breath hitching when you press a soft kiss there afterwards

Have you or have you not read Angel Eyes yet because this is very specific and I am suspicious >_>

[frzrbrnt]

one time i was talking to this girl from a wlw forum for a little and ugh this is so embarrassing but! the point of my story— but it was a domme sub(me) dynamic and she asked for a video of me peeing (no face) and i actually did it and it turned out to be a man 😕

aaaaaaaaand that’s life. that’s the whole story. i’m not even into watersports (¿) and men suck.

[umbrellainkart]

Hey can we talk about Wendy. I’m dying to talk about Wendy. Let’s talk about Wendy. Hey can w

(Hcs and character ramblings under the cut)

[fumifooms]

Omg guys he just genuinely likes bugs and mollusks and critters 😭💘💔 Forced to noble when he just wanna crouch and watch things skitter in the dirt…

[feline-felon]

How would you know which flowers piss us off if you weren’t being parasocial in the first place?

Getting a big bouquet of flowers for all my followers but to make sure it’s not parasocial they’re all the bad flowers that piss you off

[morganbritton132]

It’s late one night and Eddie is in his studio live-streaming. He’s playing a song that he remembers the chord progression for but nothing else while his chat tries to figure out what it is.

Steve comes tromping down the stairs like an enthusiastic basketball coach and says, “Get ready, Munson! I’ve got strawberries. I’ve got wine. It’s your lucky night because you’re getting l-“

At this time, he notices the camera and finishes with a less enthused, “-llllunch? Lunch.”

Eddie just stares at him before his face breaks out into the biggest grin. He is thrilled like, “Lunch, huh? Good because I’m famished.”

“Oh my god. Nevermind.”

“No, wait,” Eddie says, scrambling to end the live-stream. “Come back.”

[butterflyscribbles]

I see a lot of fics n such where the parents are taking care of the trio when they’re ill but I propose the alternative…

[vifilms]

Dude I keep thinking of that farmhand/cowgirl Abby thing where you’re cuddling and her belt buckle gets imprinted on the inside of your thigh *sighs dreamily*

suggestive content, eighteen+

farmhand!abby is my fucking girl. can you just imagine her just spooning you, back from plowing the field and her body is just so exhausted, a lack of energy finds home over her restless body and all she wants is to hold you in her arms and she does. everything about makes her feel right at home but the. you’re like um no i need to see her pretty freckled face and those gorgeous blue eyes, even if you love the way her burly bicep is cradling your neck. throwing your leg over her strong waist, nothing but a shirt of hers and a pair of panties and the cool metal chills you to the bone — it’s not what you expect — but you welcome it with open arms. the welded home state on the buckle wedges into your high and abby grins when you slightly yelp, not expecting the intrusion. you cling onto her, arms thrown around her neck, pulling her closer. “you alright, darling?” but her grin is entirely mischievous. hoping to elicit such a reaction out of you, with sweet and sugary lips, pink as peaches, finding the apple of your cheeks before she makes her way to your mouth, locking your lips in hers until your minty breath is saturating her tongue. simply, you can’t get over how delicious the oversized buckle feels against your skin and instantly your mind drifts to where else it could feel this good. ���of course i am, abs. nothing a sweet girl like me can’t handle.”

[lilybug-02]

Poor bug!Dewi just being so scared and confused. Hollownest is probably a lot scarier up close. Even as a human he already got a bad scare from thk and the radiance and now he is much more vulnerable. At least his friends are there to help him out until he can go back to being a human. On the bright side, there's also a lot of cool things about being able to see hollownest up close and it's a lot easier to interact with the other bugs. Plus he can even try flying because he got wings.

Based from last main post. He’s a shy little guy when it involves anyone taller than him. Kids aren’t very common in Hallownest, but the bug crew makes do with their limited experience.

Also - no I’m not making this a comic 👁️👁️ seriously. Don’t push me ❤️

[i-got-da-rubes]

“Thank you for asking what nobody else did.

What not even I considered.”

Drawn with my non-dominant hand.

[fawn-tongues]

Safe Bet