#i’m not kidding bro

[twistedappletree]

(disclaimer that i love pit bulls bc they’re big cuddly dorkos) but i always wonder why pit bulls are the go-to “machismo cis straight dude” dog??? my anatolian pyr is a natural protector with a 743lb bite force (basically the equivalent of 4 hulk pit bulls) and way more resilient (you could probably shoot her like 10 times and she won’t die or stop attacking lmFAO)

like how is that not the machismo dog choice

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

I fully believe this is his life’s motto

(Courtesy of @skellebonez reply to my last piece of art they are one of the funniest people I know)

[viktorscane]

this moment from tommy’s new video w/ phil is so sweet :’)

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phil: it's [referring to the new music disc] really good!

tommy: there's a new disc in the game!?

phil: it's my favorite song that they've added

*disc begins playing, as they listen and tommy gets more into the song the screen begins flashing with past memories of happy times in tommy's streaming career, including clips of the dream smp, his tour, mcc, and also clips of technoblade and schlatt. the scenes fade and it cuts back to present where tommy is staring at the jukebox*

phil: you good? are you just like, that shocked at how good it is or are you just being — do you like it?

tommy: bro... oh my god! yeah. i think this disc has just single-handedly got me back into minecraft.

phil: *laughs*

[jellytamalies]

An ode to mk’s many many parental figures (most of them suck lmao)

[vreskah]

Me when the kid becomes a monkey or whatever

[bookish-cravings]

Absolutely nobody can tell me Jayvik isn’t canon after the finale, is there anything gayer than your partner being doomed by the narrative and all you’ve wanted for a while now is to have him back and in his final moments you embrace him and rest your foreheads together and refuse to leave him alone and he is doomed already but you choose to doom yourself out of love and loyalty to him because you’d rather be doomed with him than go on without him, like isn’t that the entire point, we are doomed because we love, you guys, they are so in love with each other, they are so canon, you guys, you guys-

[all-lee24]

Young Malenia doodles + headcanons

((A.K.A Malenia as Miquella always sees her even after she grew up and became a fierce warrior))

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

[timdrakeslawyer]

that’s his big bro i’m never getting over it…SAY CHEESE TIM

(batman 1940 #436)

[timethehobo]

Forgot that I scribbled this extra Manfred last night.

[rystiel]

finally watched that daryl show

[spinosacha]

Okay so I had heard that Hugo fucked but nothing could prepare me for actually reading up on it. THIS IS THE GUY WHO KEPT PRAISING CHASTITY???

[loversmore]

“i believe in you so what’s left is for you to believe in yourself.” – han

for @hyunsung ♡

[mookmayor]

HUEY NO

[ricky-mortis]

Howdy hello- guess who made a wings au :)

More to come with this eventually- I’m working on my designs for other characters at the moment, but for now we’ve got Red-Tailed Hawk for Curt and Eagle Owl for Owen.

For DMA I had Barn Owl wings because a) Barn Owls are beautiful and I wanted to draw the wings for them, and more importantly, b) Owen would probably want to disguise his wings, and it would make sense if it was as a different type of owl. I just assume he’d dye his feathers in some way or another. Look- just don’t think about it too much.