#i’m not kidding bro

[twistedappletree]

(disclaimer that i love pit bulls bc they’re big cuddly dorkos) but i always wonder why pit bulls are the go-to “machismo cis straight dude” dog??? my anatolian pyr is a natural protector with a 743lb bite force (basically the equivalent of 4 hulk pit bulls) and way more resilient (you could probably shoot her like 10 times and she won’t die or stop attacking lmFAO)

like how is that not the machismo dog choice

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[whirlpool-blogs]

what we see VS what Jack sees in his mind

x / x

[vreskah]

Me when the kid becomes a monkey or whatever

[viktorscane]

this moment from tommy’s new video w/ phil is so sweet :’)

captions 🫧

phil: it's [referring to the new music disc] really good!

tommy: there's a new disc in the game!?

phil: it's my favorite song that they've added

*disc begins playing, as they listen and tommy gets more into the song the screen begins flashing with past memories of happy times in tommy's streaming career, including clips of the dream smp, his tour, mcc, and also clips of technoblade and schlatt. the scenes fade and it cuts back to present where tommy is staring at the jukebox*

phil: you good? are you just like, that shocked at how good it is or are you just being — do you like it?

tommy: bro... oh my god! yeah. i think this disc has just single-handedly got me back into minecraft.

phil: *laughs*

[bold-embrace]

Been thinking about my son Pit again

[all-lee24]

Young Malenia doodles + headcanons

((A.K.A Malenia as Miquella always sees her even after she grew up and became a fierce warrior))

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

[timdrakeslawyer]

that’s his big bro i’m never getting over it…SAY CHEESE TIM

(batman 1940 #436)

[rubiisun]

Love these little dorks 💞

[timethehobo]

Forgot that I scribbled this extra Manfred last night.

[rystiel]

finally watched that daryl show

[lotus-pear]

finally started p5 royal ‼️‼️‼️‼️

expect some royal trio art soon they are my dearly beloveds (minus akechi i hope he dies in this reality too)

[flaphack]

it’s actually so crazy that anthony dropped the lore that LARK FUCKED SPARROW’S WIFE. that’s so crazy. can you imagine. your wife fucks your IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER and you know but you don’t say anything bc it’d be too awkward and he lives w u and you’re so used to managing your family (specifically your dad and brother - basically acting as an intermediary between the two) and being the peacekeeper that you internally compromise and decide to never bring it up. a couple years go by and you’re ignoring it and then you get trapped in a crazy eldritch horror dimension with him and get so drunk and shocked by the horrors you are witnessing that you TELL HIM YOU KNOW. IN FRONT OF YOUR SON. AFTER TELLING YOUR SON YOU THINK HES A DISAPPOINTMENT. and allllll this happened to my buddy sparrow swallows oak garcia.

[spinosacha]

Okay so I had heard that Hugo fucked but nothing could prepare me for actually reading up on it. THIS IS THE GUY WHO KEPT PRAISING CHASTITY???

[iheartjameshetfield]

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT OH MY GOD I CANT BREATEH I NEED THIS MAN SO BAD HES SO FUCKING FINE BRO WHAT THE SHIT I’M FR SCREAMING AND CRYING AND MOANING AND CRYING SOME MORE CUZ OH MY FUCK???