#nah bro

[vreskah]

Me when the kid becomes a monkey or whatever

[forsty]

[uwudonoodle]

Welp, it happened again. I had an outline, and my characters were like, nah.

[claustrophobic-jellybean]

GUYS MY BOIS ARE TURNIN 10 IN 16 DAYS❗❗❗❗❗❗❗🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

IM SO HAPPY YET SO SAD 😭😭😭💔

[the-real-awidferd]

this is not the look of "wow"

this is the look of "i'm in love with you"

[thetornadodream]

I'm sorry but I'm cackling over an imagined conversation between Tyler Galpin and Laurel Gates in respect to Wednesday Addams. Like, to think that it was all just a trick on Tyler's part and there wasn't anything else there? Can you even imagine?:

Laurel: I need you to stay close to Wednesday Addams, keep an eye out on her. I need her for our final plan.

Tyler: Okay, great, yeah, sure, I can do that. Like, I can be nice to her at the coffee shop and remember her order?

Laurel: Yes, perfect. Exactly what I was thinking.

Tyler: And maybe I can be a little flirty, do some light banter?

Laurel: Uh... yeah, sure? She doesn't really seem like the flirty type, but I guess it couldn't hurt to try.

Tyler: And I could totally take her to a dance and buy her a corsage?

Laurel: I mean? I guess??? Seems a little unnecessary, though, Tyler...

Tyler: And I can bake her a birthday cake specifically with her preferred color palette in mind.

Laurel: Okay, that's definitely unnecessary for this overall plan...

Tyler: And! I can take her on a date in Crackstone's crypt that I will spend hours setting up hundreds of twinkle lights, a movie projector, and made-for-her black-and-white popcorn containers.

Laurel: Christ, Galpin! I seriously do not care what you do, just make sure you keep tabs on her.

Tyler: *smiling broadly* And then I can kill Rowan Laslow and Valerie Kinbott for her.

Laurel: ... what the fuck, Tyler.

[never-enough-novels]

Guys imagine if the surprise card is eve💀💀

[makuta-kotok]

Seggs and excess are for LOSERS, I need VIOLENCE AND CARNAGE!!!

Instead babies and alcoholism, we should have gotten an update about new weapons, new curses, new enemies, and MORE VIOLENCE IN GENERAL.

Sex is temporary, utter destruction of our enemies is eternal.

I WILL KILL THE BISHOPS AND OFFER THEIR SKULLS TO THE CHAOS LORD OF WAR’S EPIC GAMER CHAIR IF THIS HAPPENS.

[fucksurass]

Thier "doodle":

My doodle:

WHAT is a doodle to you people?!?!?!?!?!?!??+?+?+?×?×?×(÷♡÷♡÷>>÷<=9÷>÷9÷♡÷03☆3>03>2

[shit-enmu-says]

Sometimes you have a weird dream that you’re walking around alone at night and find your muse hiding in a tree giggling to himself while he tries to convince you to go into an abandoned old shack in the woods because “there’s cool stuff in there” and he swears he “isn’t hungry at all”

[k-chips]

Kung Fu Panda 4 felt like it was written by chatGPT... It was cool and fun, the two dads were the best thing in the whole movie, but it reeeaally felt strange?

Like, it sounded like a list...

Cliché 1

Cliché 2

Funny trope A

Sad trope C

Badass cliché 5

I literally predicted EVERY SCENES 5 minutes before they happened and the "plot twist" was obvious from the very first few lines

And not in a "It makes sense, it will go this way" but in a "Every movie with this trope does this so of course it will happen"

[nonthespianswontunderstand]

#117

how i keep going back to THAT specific show era

[secretlytranced]

gotta be honest - first time messaging someone and asking for personal details is a great way to get blocked...

[creep3r-chan]

POOKIE, I CAN SEE YOUR CHARACTER AI CHATS, IF YOU HAVE IT!!

NO IM NOT SHOWING THEM TO YOU

[hatethisfuckinglife]

Dahmer would turn me gay.

[tekitothemagpie]

whaT ARE THOSE?!