#no Furious Five

[k-chips]

Kung Fu Panda 4 felt like it was written by chatGPT... It was cool and fun, the two dads were the best thing in the whole movie, but it reeeaally felt strange?

Like, it sounded like a list...

Cliché 1

Cliché 2

Funny trope A

Sad trope C

Badass cliché 5

I literally predicted EVERY SCENES 5 minutes before they happened and the "plot twist" was obvious from the very first few lines

And not in a "It makes sense, it will go this way" but in a "Every movie with this trope does this so of course it will happen"

[cronchy-baguette]

[do you think of me as I do of you?]

or tigress and viper + tigress's unimaginable beef with tai lung

[cartoonico]

Yeah.

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five released The Message July 1, 1982

[rummikubcube]

Me, after watching the trailer for the new Kung Fu Panda movie I had NO FUCKING IDEA was happening:

[shadowjinx626]

This is basically what happens after the Kung Fu Panda 4 trailer:

[junkfoodcinemas]

The Fast and the Furious Franchise (2001 - )

[lowkeiloki]

A dad helping his kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, circa 100 bc

[fluffyyutyrannus]

People have reposted this on reddit apparently so I might as well repost them on tumblr:

the Kung fu Panda crew as Dinosaurs / Prehistoric Animals

[teeveetrasheee]

Man I love Po rn

Bonus old man yaoi

Yeah im so normal about them can’t u tell

[mermazing-art]

The Furious Family 💥👨‍👩‍👧 (Tao with his uncles & aunts)

[a113cowgirl]

At this point I think we as a community need to reject and deny the existence of Kung Fu Panda 4 and just watch 1 and 2 on repeat for the rest of our lives and vote on which fan content is now canon.

Because this right here is my personal 9/11

[cartoonico]

Get gud

[levamisole-tim]

Some random old doodles

[godslayyer69]

Its hard for me to say this but kung fu panda 4 is a cheap fucking remake. IT DID NOT serve cunt and they did in fact LEFT ALL CRUMBS 💀💀💀

Daddy Tai Lung was there but even he cant save this movie🥲

The most enjoyable part are the Dads, as usual Mr. Ping and Li slayyed💅 they should've just made a movie about these love birds if they aren't giving us the furious five😩

[dark-knight020]

KFP + The Furious Five.