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iheartjameshetfield · 1 year ago

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THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT OH MY GOD I CANT BREATEH I NEED THIS MAN SO BAD HES SO FUCKING FINE BRO WHAT THE SHIT I’M FR SCREAMING AND CRYING AND MOANING AND CRYING SOME MORE CUZ OH MY FUCK???

#james baby come home the kids miss you #I NEED HIM BAD BRO #i would do anything for this man.#sobbing on the floor rn i’m not even joking #my daddy issues are surfacing so hard rn #james hetfield #metallica #james hetfield smut #metallica smut #james hetfield fanfic #james hetfield metallica #james hetfield x reader #asks and replies

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im-a-matt-girl · 2 years ago

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pls go look at matt's new tiktok i am in shambles literally going feral rn

i did. i love him. 🤎

#i would do anything for this man.#matt sturniolo #pic #ask #anonymous #op

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 2 months ago

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Local idiot absolutely destroys his twin brother

⚠️ Do not try this at home❗️⁉️

#I imagine Ford weighs like a stack of papers because he never fucking ate anything during his frantic search for his brother #my unhealthy habit silly old man <3 he gains weight after he finds Stanley again dw dw #Sometimes Stan remembers who Ford is- sometimes he doesn't. Depends on the time of day #but I do think it would be hilarious if Stanley's first reaction to suddenly finding himself near a seeming stranger is to FLIP him #my art #gravity falls #gravity falls au #HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU #stanley pines #stan pines #stanford pines #ford pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #a few more silly doodles out of my system <3

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diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls · 10 months ago

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“Percy fell first” “annabeth fell first”

they fell in love at the same time, but annabeth knew right away that she was done for, whereas percy woke up 2 years later like “damn that’s what that is…”

#she's like welp im in love with a blonde man i guess im screwed #and he's like lololol i would literally do anything for her i wonder why that is #percabeth #percy and annabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series

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turtleblogatlast · 5 months ago

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Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #trans leonardo #trans leo #rottmnt headcanons #turtle art tag #rise draxum #happy pride everyone~#if you’re wondering why there’s no backgrounds that’s because my files got messed up so just blankness in the bg sorry #but yeah!#this is forever and always my fav headcanon for Leo it makes too much sense to me #I wanted to make sure I got it done in time for pride haha #I don’t know if it’s obvious by the end but Draxum ran off because he was for once doing something nice for Leo #that being leading him somewhere else not in front of everyone so Leo can process the fact that he was born female in peace haha #(but he also just - wanted to avoid the ensuing awkward Talk as long as he could lol)#“how would Leo NOT know’’ he had an inkling but never thought much of it because he’s a teenage turtle mutant with no access to healthcare #also yeah that’s splinter’s hand at the end there I just KNOW he’d want those pics #also also - Leo here can technically be trans or even intersex in some way too #both is good #making this made me remember why I never do color #at least for comics #it just takes sooo long #but it was fun and worth it for my fave hc #this is like the first time I’ve drawn Draxum and man he’s kinda hard to draw #also their sizes are just 1 2 and 3 because Draxum had a simple system in place for sizing his subjects #(aka I was too lazy to think of anything else to put there)#also dunno if anyone noticed but look at Raph’s paper and look at his baby’s self’s photo

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #remy bonnaire #Arno #through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))

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kayawolfhorse · 9 months ago

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Discuss

#this isn’t necessarily based on creature or sanity levels it’s what would be funniest for the Bit #also the idea of muppet & human duos is amusing to me. false and ren. pearl and gem. bdubs and etho. do you see it #zed and cub as unethical scientists is fun it’d be solid enrichment for them both #mumbo is equal parts muppet and man. maybe he’s a muppet that got turned into a guy idk #mumbo being over the line vs under it doesn’t mean anything i just ran out of room and didn’t feel like changing it btw lmao #kaya posts #hermitcraft #1k

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darlinggash · 16 days ago

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he’s so tall😫

#hugh jackman #he’s such a man #a man #like please sir #one chance #i’ll do anything #whatever he wants #whenever he wants #need that #i need him in way that would get me sent to an asylum.#deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #logan howlett

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mejkosmos · 3 months ago

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no because people never shut up about how bad bill fumbled ford which,,, okay valid BUT can we talk about how bad ford fumbled //FIDDLEFORD//?!? FOR A DORITO?!?!??!?

#like okay fair i too would do anything for bill cipher #but #CMON #my man got you an axolotl and that wasn't enough?!?#imagine crushing on your college roommate for years ONLY TO GET BEATEN BY A DEMON TRIANGLE #he literally ruined his marriage for ford #girl if ford doesn't want him i'll take him ANYDAY 💍💍#i too would also go insane #gravity falls #billford #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor #ford squared #lmao i love that ship name so much please can we keep it *pleading eyes*#bill cipher #stanford pines #the book of bill #mej's favs

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nidbaesenpai · 3 months ago

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Context: friend got Memory of Sadness on their first friendquest to the end of the House. Big emotional whiplash but I love it, Siffrin just wants to stay in this happy bubble with allies. :)

#isat #isat spoilers #act 3 spoilers #isat act 3 spoilers #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FUCKS IT UP #friends started theorizing why it happened mean while im the corner #thinking about whats going on in siffrins head to have these happen in a row #so desperate to be happy with allies that man is willing to stomp on anything that ruins the vibes #also odiles line about doing horrible things for her family and assuming everyone else would do the same #oughhhhhhhhh if you could only know odile #another funny thing #friends started wracking up hella suspicious points in one loop #i know you cant get susquest in act 3 i just thought it was funny #the draws

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umblrspectrum · 6 months ago

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i got lazy in the second panel and didnt feel like coloring or whatever bite me

#i think she'd be petty enough to do this if rebecca actually lived #flirting with her man. unacceptable. eats #the trend of uzi in the suit and n in the dress is the funniest shit ever to me. n would be so willing to wear a dress #and she'd totally wear her combat boots over the pants. they're not going anywhere #she should be allowed to say fuck #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #i can finally tag it myself exclamation mark #biscuit bites #uzi x n #murder drones nuzi #lizzy was recording it to send it to v i swear shes not just playing subway surfers #i dont understand outfit design in the slightest im just making it up as i go #ill figurre out a speechbubble design for uzi later im tired #oh yeah uhhh #murder drones rebecca #murder drones lizzy #hope i didnt forget anything ok bye

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puppyeared · 8 months ago

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littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

#i think i had a little too much fun with this lol #i also wanted to draw road boy and other characters but maybe when they actually get introduced #i do have a sketch of him with a lil chainsaw.. im not gonna be normal when he gets introduced man he looks so sillygoofy #if you squint laika's eye marking is a clover yue's is a crescent moon and mars' is a star ^_^#i wanted to give laika an accessory too but i couldnt think of anything.. maybe a stack of pancakes??#im curious to see the apocalypse side of the story too.. like so far we have an idea of the comet fucking everything up #and im assuming that lead to a ripple effect causing the apocalypse but exactly how bad?? i cant wait to find out #rn im kinda piecing stuff together.. larkspur delivers mail in a beat up van so that might mean all transportation is grounded #the buildings we've seen so far are intact like the observatory and turnip's house but idk if thats the same for big cities #laikas playlist only includes songs downloaded on yue's computer and there hasnt been internet in 20 years.. but radio signals might #still work.. if yue grows his own food we can assume that mass production and distribution also isnt a thing anymore #sorry im a sucker for worldbuilding.. and the furth puns are fun to me. i like to think toronto would be clawronto.. and vancouver wld #be nyancouver.. barktic circle.. mewfoundland and labrador.. canyada....#christ i have so many drawing ideas. willow if youre reading this im so sorry youre probably gonna expect to see a lot of drawings frm me #like. i wanna draw laika in the akira bike pose so sosososo bad. IT WOULD BE SO AWESOMECOOL. ill teach myself to draw bikes if i have to #i also wanted to animate laika leekspin.. man #my art #myart #fanart #laika's comet #laikas comet #laika #mars #yue #furry art #fur #littlest pet shop #lps

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mothman-supremacy · 3 months ago

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that fucking vein on his lower abdomen towards his DICK has me barking

#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism #i would do anything for this man #logan howlett x reader #wolverine x reader #wolverine #logan x reader

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stealingyourbones · 3 months ago

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Every day i read a post where people write that “Bruce Wayne has an adoption problem” or that Danny is adoption bait on the first second of seeing him, not even knowing if he has a want of vengeance and a sad backstory and parallels to Bruce, and every day I want to softly cry in a corner.

#guys I fucking beg of you. do you know how common black hair blue eye people are in comics #Danny isn’t unique #bones rants #bones speaks #Bruce would first try to help Danny. there’s no way he’d instantly go into adoption if he just sees Danny exist in a strange place #make there be DRAMA make there be INTRIGUE #instead of ‘oh adoption bait :3’ make there a dramatic ass reason why he’s taken under Bruce’s wing #I see a lot of these but still there’s so many ‘oh u look like my kids guess you’re mine now’#and like what. guys. where is the Danny being a Ward and not adopted #let Bruce see Danny’s parents die in front of Danny and have him instantly connect with Danny over a similar familial death #or have Tim take him under his wing bc Danny is stalking the Bats trying to see if the man will try to convince him to leave Gotham #anything.#bones high ass rants

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divineandmajesticinone · 3 months ago

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