#i’m a fucking loser baby

[bruciemilf]

“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: *pointing to a high shelf* Can you reach that for me?

Angel: Awww, Whiskers! You need me in your life after all.

Husk: I could replace you with a step ladder.

[sp-the-list-tournament]

Do you think Clyde lovers are gonna match the energy from the first round?

I hope so.

That loser deserves we world with no effort from his behalf.

[otrtbs]

hi!! i just wanted to let you know that someone on etsy is definitely binding and selling your fic Art Heist, Baby! not very demure, not very mindful. not cutesy at all. i've reported it but nothing happened. i hope you're able to get it taken down. here's the link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1726481509/

[canyourscienceexplainthis]

Re-watching kinnporsche and bruh Vegas and Kim are playing chess while everyone else is playing strip poker like these guys are strategizing and scheming and everyone else is just getting naked

[spicyicymeloncat]

Idk if this is a hot take but why is it always “Kai slaved away and worked his ass off to raise his sister” and never the other way round or them working hard together?

Like, I know he’s older but in the show, does he really… act older? Like if you think about Kai and Nya’s dynamic yknow? Because from my understanding:

When Kai and Nya are introduced we see Kai fail at making a sword and Nya being the one to chide him for it. Kai makes an overconfident statement about wanting to be a better blacksmith than his father. This suggests that one, Kai is rather rash as well as inexperienced (something that lines up with the rest of his character arc in the pots and also generally), with Nya being the more mature figure in contrast

Also just a note but in the shorts: “I can handle it!” “No you can’t, stupid”

Kai frequently being very good at neglecting people or things: leaving Lloyd at an arcade whilst being focused on finding samurai x, not even knowing samurai x was Nya or that she only did it because she felt left out by him, completely abandoning both Nya and Lloyd in s3 (and Ik he was going through it at the time, but in line with the fandom’s characterisation of him)

Kai in season 5: “After I lost my dad, I lost my way. But I was lucky to have my sister watch over me”

Generally, their dynamic isn’t one where Kai really provides for Nya at all. In fact, judging by the fact that Nya can make entire mechs and Kai struggled to make a sword, Nya was probably busting her ass to provide for Kai. And judging by the s5 quote, that’s probably true. I’m not saying Nya raised Kai, it just rubs me the wrong way when she’s treated like a decorative flourish to a narrative that paints Kai as a burnt out child who was forced to grow up too soon especially since that is such a mischaracterisation of him in the first place.

[sillyscientists]

Just gonna say that mocking people for voicing their disappointment over the stream (spongebobscreamingwithflyingicecreamtruck.png “IN A CIVIL AND POLITE MANNER”) just makes you like. An asshole lmao. People are gonna be disappointed when they’re told they’re getting one thing and getting another no matter what, even if what they get instead is really good/funny.

[cupiare]

do it scared do it scared do it scared do it scared do it scared do it scared do it scared do it scared do it scared d

[gushingveins]

you should let me touch your cheek scar

-@addie-knows-the-muffin-man

“ Why the hell would I ever let you do that to me? ”

He pressed his palm to his open scar almost defensively. God knows how it doesn’t hurt him.

[delirious-donna]

“You're a loser, baby

A loser, goddamn baby

You're a fucked up little whiny bitch”

[moreespressoformydepresso]

I have decided that every time I write Gaul, I’ll put on a loop of cope-a-cabana to really get into the vibe

[theronanlynchshow]

my 2nd best neil moment

so i’m riding my bike when i have to suddenly swerve to avoid a branch on the path then i get flipped over my bike and face plant onto the concrete

then this little old lady comes over like “are you ok”

and i peel my face off of the cement, look up at her with blood dripping down my chin and say “i’m fine”

[ariparri]

I don’t watch Hazbin Hotel but Loser, Baby is stuck in my head thanks to all the Instagram reels.

And it’s so freaking catchy, I love it （≧∇≦）

[the-maladjustedjester]

It is a pillar of mankind to make Lucifer hot

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

brainwave is realizing Lonan is NOT the fallen angel (Harrison is)

[abby420]

lmao it’s literally a dumb fucking cartoon show about hell it’s not that deep lmaoooooo- “it’s time to lose your self loathing🎶, excuse yourself, let hope in 😊” 🥺😢😞