“Happy birthday Barney Calhoun-“ “oh it’s Barneys birthday-“ no it isn’t. It’s just the day blueshift came out. His real birthday is June 28th. He’s a fucking cancer. Get it right.
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Literally not a single person in my friend group is good at gift giving.
We all tell the person we’re gonna give them a gift like a week in advance because we can’t control our excitement; usually we even tell them what it is, completely ruining the surprise. On birthdays nobody ever has gifts because we always wanna do something big that we end up forgetting to do or we’re broke because we spend all our money on weed/cigarettes.
And we make up for all this by randomly buying each other little things that we saw and reminded us of the other, paying for someone’s cigarettes/weed, or randomly giving away shit we have that the other likes, “You like it? You know what? Keep it.”
and I think that’s beautiful.
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my mum: stopped me at every opportunity I asked to come see my dying grandpa bc ‘you don’t want to see him like this’ even tho I already had seen him and he had been happy to see me after years estranged from that side of the family and I very much wanted to fit as much time with him in as possible before it was too late and in the end she blocked me from all of it
also my mum: you never came to see your grandpa, you don’t give a shit
and now my mum yet again: won’t let me come see my gran who has been losing weight and falling and breaking bones a lot and been in and out of hospital since being on her own. Didn’t let me go talk to gran when we were both at my great aunt’s funeral last year and so I never saw her and she only found out I was there through other people who saw me. Refuses every time I ask to see my gran, including now when I’ve got presents for her
also my fucking mum right now in the same breath as refusing to allow me to come over: you never come to see your gran, you don’t give a shit
make it make fucking sense jfc
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my parents and brother/SIL did NOT coordinate gifts and both got me the new record player i wanted. there were two large wrapped boxes exactly the same size and my mom and SIL look at each other from across the room and are like “oh no”. they also did not coordinate for my brother and when he opened one of his gifts (some kind of headphone charging stand) from my parents my SIL just says in the same exact tone as before “oh no”
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Help me to save my family
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My name is Mahmoud, and today I am writing about my family
I’m husband and father of two children we evacuated at the beginning of the war. but my family is still suffering inside Gaza
My family was a beautiful, cheerful family that loved life and they love each other.
We have children are make fun and they the source of happiness for home
Until one day, the sounds of explosions overtook them. Days passed, and these days were very difficult for everyone in the family. Suddenly, my father fell ill, and it was determined that he was suffering with cancer, and needed surgery outside the Gaza Strip. But, because of the situation, he was unable to leave Gaza for treatment — eventually, due to lack of medical care and after suffering with his symptoms, he died. Five days after my father death, his children (my brothers- and sisters) were injured after their home was targeted. My brother suffered a double amputation of his feet and one hand, and his other siblings were injured as well, including a severe back injury.
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My family suffers under these difficult situation and they have been displaced several times in more than one place.
The money raised will go towards evacuation fees for my family of 16 members : 8 adults and 8 children. I hope everyone will help my family, and help them receive the urgent medical care they need.
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