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Little treat for my birthday 🤤
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Why aren’t any of you ready to acknowledge Barney is on a first name basis with dr Vance but not dr kliener
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it is ALWAYS morally correct to draw a man with a soft stomach instead of a six pack. in fact it is ENCOURAGED.
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There needs to be more interpretations of Lauren out there. By interpretations I mean fanart. I’d love to see everyone’s ideas of what she looks like! My version is the icon on my fanfic blog (although it wasn’t drawn by me, see the blog for the artist credit). She’s canon to me, dammit. I love her. ❤️
#oh I think about Lauren oh so much#she was one of those petite little ladies that has something inexplicably masc about them#and had a blonde ponytail with curly bangs#she was a Texas native with a strong work ethic#and her pet name for Barney was my big man#they would’ve had a beautiful lavender marriage
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People don’t appreciate Rosenberg enough. Like what we all go nuts over Barney but his emotional support aging Jewish man gets shafted??? Get it together people
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This guy needs help
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how i draw barngy & aldso kind of a timeline.i was gonna include a hl3/full on grandpa barney design but i didnt rlly feel like drawing that
#hell yeah these are awesome fucking barneys#the fatphobia amongst Barney stans is absolutely deranged#you always draw the best barneys
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Hey, person who posted “that image” here. Unfortunately, after checking with the friend who sent me “that image”, we weren’t able to verify its source (translation: they’ve had it too long to remember). I had been planning on doing a deep dive into the files to look for it myself but was about to leave for a trip at the time. Hopefully I’ll be able to do so within the next few days. But celebrating Barney’s birthday twice was fun and I don’t think I did anything wrong.
you guys arent understanding, barney doesnt have a canon bday that image likely comes from a mod guys please guys
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god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)
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Barney can have two birthdays. As a treat
“Happy birthday Barney Calhoun-“ “oh it’s Barneys birthday-“ no it isn’t. It’s just the day blueshift came out. His real birthday is June 28th. He’s a fucking cancer. Get it right.
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“Happy birthday Barney Calhoun-“ “oh it’s Barneys birthday-“ no it isn’t. It’s just the day blueshift came out. His real birthday is June 28th. He’s a fucking cancer. Get it right.
#barney calhoun#we stan a short cancer king#please don’t take this as an attack I’m joking I love celebrating Barney I would celebrate him every day if I could#I’m just warning you we’re doing this all again in two weeks y’know
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[ID: "he would not fucking say that" edited to read "they would not fucking be skinny" /end ID]
#thank yooooou#fucking Barney all the way#I’m so suspicious of people who draw Barney skinny or say he’s canonically skinny#bro the man has a double chin what model are you looking at#just let him be fat in peace#im being so serious about this#I truly believe the only reason the man has a snatched waist is they gave him the same body as all the other combine officers#copied and pasted that shit#the source 2 models gonna come out and all the fatphobic bitches in the fandom are gonna shit their pants
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assorted silly compilation
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kinda lazy
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I think G-man should use a cane. Like can you imagine it. He could lean on it for emphasis. It would do wonders for him I think.
#it would you’re right#he needs it for his costochondritis#and Pectus excavatum#look me in the eye and tell me that man doesn’t have a concave ribcage#he Does
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