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“Sportsnet's Elliotte Friedman reported on Wednesday that the Canucks and the Chicago Blackhawks have completed a trade that will send forward Ilya Mikheyev, the rights to Sam Lafferty and a second-round pick to Chicago in order to free up some money.”
they can actually get rid of literally everyone if it means resigning big Z
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Why Duke Thomas Should Be A Dick Grayson Hater
Dick and Duke is such an underrated and underexplored relationship. Here is my pitch for why Duke should be a Dick Grayson hater.
1. The Rooftop Thing
Reason number one and the start of Duke's grudge should be the rooftop incident in Robin War. Dick, as part of his plan or whatever, leads Duke to a roof and abandons him to the cops.
LOOK AT DICK'S SMUG FACE. Tell me you wouldn't hold a grudge too if this was the FIRST major interaction you had with him?? Duke should use this against him at any possible opportunity.
2. ACAB
From We Are Robin #2. Once Duke finds out Dick used to be a cop, it's OVER for him.
3. Jason and Damian
Duke is quite close with Jason and Damian (in my head, particularly Damian - that's his LITTLE BROTHER). Anyway, these two are obsessed with Dick. You have Jason, with his miles-long brother issues that puts Dick on a pedestal, and you have Damian, who thinks Dick is the best person on Earth who can do no wrong. They would talk Duke's ears off about him. Duke would HATE IT.
4. Robin
This panel from Night of the Monster Men sums up quite nicely the difference in the way Dick and Duke approach vigilantism. Duke is the 'idealised' Robin, whose Robin-ing isn't contingent on Batman; Dick is more or less too tied up in Bruce. I think, because the Robin identity means a lot to Duke, having the original Robin be like this would irk Duke a LOT.
5. Tom Taylor
SPOILERS FOR CURRENT NIGHTWING RUN: in Nightwing #116, Dick gets framed for murder and Babs tells him to reveal he's Nightwing to clear him of suspicion. She says Bruce suggested it, and recounts everyone who agreed:
Hm. Is someone missing here? Oh yeah: DUKE. TT probably just forgot Duke, but where's the fun in that? Instead, if Duke is a Dick Grayson hater, you have the funniest scene imaginable. Everyone gathered in the Batcave, laying down their identities for Dick, and Duke is like 'I don't give a damn. He can rot in jail.' and peaces out.
BONUS points if he does this to get back at Dick for reason number 1.
6. Parallels
Duke's origin deliberately mirrors Bruce's, but that means it mirrors Dick's as well. Duke and Dick parallels go insane: they both had loving families, lost both parents at once, were in the foster system (varyingly for Dick but for the purposes of this post I'm gonna include it), were wards/not adopted by Bruce initially, have a huge reverence for family, have a thing about heights, view Robin as separate from Batman, forged their own identities, etc.
Tell me this page doesn't slap:
Anyway Duke would HATE this too. He'd be so annoyed that the person he has the most in common with is Dick, and that would fuel his Dick Grayson haterism.
Dick, on the other hand, has no hard feelings towards Duke. Duke would be glowering at him from the corner of the room and Dick would meet his gaze and be like 'ah Duke is so cute' and smile back. This would make Duke 10000x angrier.
Anyway that's my ideal Dick and Duke dynamic, feel free to add or modify or disagree with anything!!
#dick grayson#duke thomas#batman#let duke thomas be a hater 2024#dick 100% knows that duke low-key hates him and he finds it funny#damian and tim worshipping him and jason having complicated feelings about dick that borders on obsession and cass being jealous#and duke is just. i hate this man#don't get me wrong duke and dick brotherisms >>>>>#it's just more fun where there's a little conflict#i may have made this because i got so upset about those batfamily relationship polls#PUT SOME RESPECT ON DUKE RELATIONSHIPS
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NO FOR REAL IT DID THINGS TO ME
the way Springtrap said “lucky me!” I. I. Hold on. I need a moment-
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💦💦💦
Can you 🧼 daddy’s back?
#gainer male#gainer man#bhm weight gain#gainer gay#gainer men#gay gainer#gaining kink#gaining weight on purpose#belly gainer#gaining fat#feeding you fatter#fatter and fatter#need to be fatter#gay feedee#stuffed feedee#chubgay#big moobs#moobs#belly growth#gay moobs#gay feedism#growing gut#belly worship#belly love#obese belly#male bhm#gay bhm#chub kink#get me fatter#i want to be fatter
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Thinkin abt Dad Bod!Miguel…
Ft. Daddy, Praise, n Size kink!!! (Duh.)
[NSFW]
You leave the classroom after enduring the most stupid 3 hour 8am lecture that you needed for a stupid credit for the stupid degree that you cried and prayed for.
Your spirit is immediately lifted once you see your boyfie waiting outside of the building for you, the six-foot-nine man leaning against his car like a total poser. His burly arms are crossed, which makes his pecs bulge through his shirt even more. In your opinion, he fills out his button-up perfectly; the short sleeves barely able to contain his biceps, the hairs of his chest peeking out the first three open buttons… and his soft belly. Perfect for naps. You couldn’t see it from here, but you just knew his ass was lookin good in those jeans, too. You crash into his arms, kisses planted on your head. “Missed you today, mamita.” He mumbles into your hair. “Missed you more, baby. Now, please, take me home.”
You step in the house and face plant onto the couch. You could’ve fallen asleep right there, but you feel a breath on your ear, “Mamita, aye…”, you lift your head with a “hm?” toward the gentle voice, “Mama, ven a la cama… será mejor que’l sofá, beba… ven, ven…” you let out a small ‘Mph’ when you’re peeled off the couch. Miguel scoops you up bridle style, as if you were a feather, and takes you to the bedroom.
Once you sluggishly remove your clothes, down to your panties and tank top, you, again, face plant into what feels like heaven (your bed). Miguel goes to change so that he’s just wearing his boxers. He stops in front of the full-body mirror, looking at himself. His muscles are still there, but he isn’t too happy with what he sees, having gained some weight since being with you, but more importantly, he wonders if you think the same. Even a little bit.
You smile to yourself as you feel the stomach of your lover pressed against your back, wrapping you with his strong, hairy arms and entangling his thick legs with yours, cocooning you in a bundle of warmth. “Comfy, mamita?” He presses a tender kiss on your temple. You sleepily nod your head against the pillow, blissful in your position as little spoon. There’s a moment of peaceful silence as his calloused hand starts to affectionately rub your back under the tank top.
The thought still eats at him, though.
“Bebe…”
“hm?”
“Esta feliz conmigo?”
“What?” Your head snaps up toward him. There’s genuine concern in your voice.
“I love you, that’s no question, but if you want to have your college fun, you should be able to. I don't want you to miss out on experiences because of… me. ” You sit up now, looking at him with furrowed brows, “What’re you talking about?” He looks down at the bare skin of your thigh, a deep, discouraged sigh escaping his lips as his pointer finger caresses the skin there, “I just want you to be happy. More than anything.”
In one swift motion, you straddle him. “Missing what? Those dumb frat parties filled with little boys who wouldn’t know how to handle me? You’re so silly, baby.” You press a tongue-filled kiss on his lips, and a low growl erupts in his throat. “Ugh, I’d miss out on a million parties if it meant having all this.” You murmur against his lips before starting a trail of kisses down his torso, even with an occasional nibble, the warmth and hair of his skin meeting your lips the whole way down. You worshipped every inch of his thick body with your lips, all the way from his broad and hairy chest, his stretch marks, to his chubby midriff, down his mouth-watering happy trail, and finally to the hem of his boxers, where a bulge began to form.
You look up and give him a sultry look, “No college boy could ever compare to my fine ass hubby." His voice becomes strained, breath labored as you take your index finger and rub precise circles on his wet tip through his boxers, making him hiss. “fuck, mami… what did I do to deserve you? Eres una Bendicion, tu sabes?”, he caresses your cheek with his thumb, “Scored a fucking goddess… I’m so fuckin’ lucky. No sé cómo conseguí una mujer como tú..” he coos.
"And you’re so big n’ strong n’ handsome, Daddy. I love it.” Your voice combined with your touch made his dick twitch, his now angry tip slightly peeking out. You fail to fight back a small moan when you release his pretty cock from the confines of his boxers, it springing against his lower belly. Drool began to form in your mouth. You haven’t even tasted it and you were already cock drunk. “love this cock s’much…so perfect.” you mewl as you slowly begin pumping his cock. Miguel pathetically looks down at you; The prettiest girl in the world showing him the attention he doesn’t feel worthy of but oh so deserves. “Awe, You want daddy’s cock, don’t you, baby?” He tuts, his voice all sweet and pouty.
“Mhm,” you nod, a meek expression on your face.
“Let me show my man just how happy I am to be his.”
And any self-doubt that Miguel had about you being with him was poof! Gone.
*sighs* He sew cewt. Hope u liked it <3
Want more DadBod!Miguel ? Here’s my master list, bae!!
#nghhhhhh#mi espositooo#guys I just wanna worship him n tell him he’s PRETTY#he’s so dreamyyyyyy#miguel o'hara#across the spiderverse#miguel o’hara fanfiction#miguel o’hara x reader#dad bod!miguel#miguel o’hara#miguel o’hara smut#spider man 2099#dbf!miguel#miguel ohara#miguel o’hara blurb#miguel o’hara one shot#miguel o’hara drabble#miguel o’hara x y/n#miguel o’hara x you#miguel o’hara headcanon#miguel spiderman#spiderman 2099#miguel o’hara fic#miguel o’hara fanart#miguel o’hara imagine#miguel o’hara across the spider verse#miguel o’hara fluff#miguel o’hara angst#atsv miguel#miguel 2099
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A love interest displays multiple red flags
MXTX Character: That's hot
#is it a red flag to infect you with parasites in order to control you?#is it a red flag to forcibly kiss your soulmate while they are blindfolded?#is it a red flag to worship a romantic partner as a god?#is it a red flag to be shen jiu?#the answer may surprise you#bingqiu#moshang#qijiu#honestly any ship with shen jiu#wangxian#3zun#probably any ship with jiang cheng#that man is a mess#hualian#fengqing#beefleaf#are there any ships with qi rong?#if so then i believe i do not need to get into his many red flags#mxtx#svsss#mdzs#tgcf#scum villian self saving system#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing
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Ellooo! Just made a lil' something for Apollo! (AKA an offering!!)
#apollo devotee#apollo#apollo worship#a little shy because this is my first post in tumblr asdhfadksf#I live laugh love for apollo#hellenic#hellenism#am I even tagging this properly??#I need to see more art of this man from my fellow devotees...#I should stop with this tagging thing
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a pair of pieces for Acolyte Autumn Day 12 "Touch" and Day 14 "Pupil"
when you have an idea that makes you sad <3
#the acolyte#oshamir#acolyte autumn#in the shadows of their masters#i hc that sol was super indulgent of osha when she was still little and had to gradually tighten up on frowned-upon displays of affection#he loved her so much but man he's bad at emotional math#qimir is just hero-worshipping his mom-I mean master#they're just babies#touch#pupil#renew the acolyte#save the acolyte
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when they let eddie diaz out of that mf closet, i am going to become the most petty bitch alive
#eddie diaz#buddie#anti bucktommy#i fucking saw all you#all you who used to ship buddie and then as soon as buck kissed a man decided that actually wait no eddie is the straightest man ever#i wont forget yall who abandoned eddie in the closet just so you could fawn over and worship some boring man because he kissed buck#like eddie diaz is suffocating in there and youre just gonna walk away???#and ik when they let eddie out yall are gonna come crawling back acting like nothing even happened#like fuck off
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The holy guitarist (x)
#Saint ivy#he’s a lovingly wicked man#but can look so angelic#i would pray#i would worship#i would kneel#iv#sleep token#heal me and save me
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Vincent Price - Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)
#vincent price#bloodbath at the house of death#funny#satanist#satan#devil worship#satanism#funny tag#hearing him cuss is one of the greatest things ever#and i heard he cussed like a sailor#i fucking love him#plus hes so hot#even as an older man#id let him do anything to me#just saying#bicon#bisexual#god#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
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#i love drawing him sleepy#a doodley#vampires dont need to sleep but i like to think he does it socially once he's safe with smunker al#but Also Because he's safe and housed and isnt as tense and on edge anymore...needs met and all that#and so it actually ends up becoming one of those things like when u sleep too much and feel really groggy#he doesnt actually have a tail i just love giving all my humans little tails.....................#also very very very early on he only does it socially bc al makes him settle down instead of smuckling and smumbling around all night#which i think is so funny like ur getting tucked in Neow. go to sleep.#i want to learn how to draw big enormous shirts on him in an actual realistic way#bc i keep seeing that thing abt like ''when women wear just a big shirt its hot but when men do it its creepy''#wrong. im gonna prove them wrong with my power of man worship.#talon gets cold easy but he LOVES just big shirt nothing else
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DO YOU LIKE THAT? (source)
#this lil shit is grinning from ear to ear#this man knows his audience a lil too well 😅#sleep token#sleep token worship#sleep token vessel#vessel#vessel i#tw flashing
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This is your reminder:
Echo is a about Maya Lopez
Not Matt Murdock!!!!
#as much as I worship the ground that man walks on the show is not about him#disney plus#disney+#Hulu#disney#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#marvel comics#echo#maya lopez#alaqua cox#matt murdock#daredevil#charlie cox#wilson fisk#kingpin#vincent d'onofrio#Maya Lopez x reader#echo x reader#daredevil x reader#matt murdock x reader#ramen-flavored
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I like how if you touch zaynes butt in the cafe, he acts like we powered up and hit that shit out of the park, because it's true, I wouldn't just poke, I would wind up, rear back, and slap that with full force.
so in conclusion, I believe his reaction is completely right and scientifically correct
#love and deepspace#zayne love and deepspace#l&ds#lads#lads zayne#love and deepspace mc#love and deepspace x reader#i worship him#this man has me in a chokehold#would die for this man#i need this man to hold me#why am i like this
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You guys should be really glad I was too young to post online about Gravity Falls but now you guys have to deal with the whiplash of the Gravity Falls fan in me returning, and it was BAD…
One time at school me and my sister gathered a group of kids to make that Bill Cipher summoning circle (was it a summoning circle I actually forgot)… Jesus Christ…
Another time I grabbed my sisters 3Ds, recorded Bill Ciphers death, reversed it with the audio features on there, just to see what he said before he died, anyway I was freaking out over the axolotl thing for awhile ☠️☠️
ALSO I FUCKING LOVED THAT BILL CIPHER LOCKET BUT MY BROTHER BROKE THE CLOCK IN IT SO IT DOESNT WORK NOW… IM STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT
Anyway guys I’m so normal about this show! 👍
#Also I loved cipher codes I would like use them so much in every thing#OHMYGOD MY OLD DIARY… COVERED IN CODES AND BILL CIPHER SHIT MAN WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭#doodle#doodles#shitpost#One time a group of girls were trying to worship the Illuminati (not Bill Cipher) and they were like ‘do you want to join’ and I was like#Yes sure!! I was thinking of Bill Cipher sighs deeply also what the fuck was wrong with those kids I got out of it when I realized it#Wasn’t about bill cipher (and it was BORRINNGGGG)#Gravity Falls#The book of bill#OK ENOUGH YAPPING FROM ME
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