#i wont be a tagging menace

[cali]

@sentada tagga me for 10 songs i am listening to on repeat but im just gonna do ONE to maximize the chance of spreading it hehe.

ive been listening to this song for days and while drawing the bunny i had it and some others from the album on loop constantly. to get a little bit of a ornamental medieval beauty feeling + newness

and um i tag um @dogheadhermitsshed @lolaisinheaven and maybe @coldcanyon and @milk5 oh and i want to know it from @word-salad-yo-mama-jokes

[ratatatastic]

"what are you thinking about?" that time in march when forsblad picked each other for the which teammate would you want to cohost a podcast w question

and ekky was too shy to look at the camera when he professed his love for forsy for the millionth time and that being the reason for his choice meanwhile forsy had absolutely no qualms staring into that thing and going we can talk about fishing :D

[antiphan]

J2 suck and i never watched their show <3

[soclam]

it's so funny seeing people talking about their tav kicking babies to gain astarion's approval while victri is out here like "i am going to do good deeds because i simply cannot fathom doing anything else". and he's still obsessed with her because i leave him at camp most of the time sflkdhsfldk

[cinnabeat]

honestly everyone saying mephisto wont allow it is like. wishful thinking a little bit probably

[mino-system]

thought you mightve wanted know that. giggles.

another silly fact, i believe when centipedes run, they stand up on about half or more of their body. I'd believe if he wanted to keep steady, he'd have 30 feet of his length behind him and 20 feet, or less, standing and/or up.

- eclipse.

not much of a question but more of a silly thing i wrote up in school in our notebook.

given the fact that (house) centipedes move at 1.3 feet per second, and you statedin one of your posts that he is 50 feet(i believe that's his main length?),

he should move at around 65 feet per second(44.318 miles per hour), given the fact 1.3 x 50 (if im doing my math correctly) should be 65. It could also be a bit faster given the fact aerodynamics comes into play as well! im not surehow much faster or slower he'd be though.

- eclipse.

OH MY GHOD????? ECLIPSE THATS SO SCARY TO KNOW HOLY SHIT /POS

COULD YOU IMAGINE BEING MOON AND WATCHING A MOTHER FUCKER COME AT YOU AT 44 MPH???? THATS TOO FAST. THATS SOME SPIRITED AWAY CHASE SCENE TYPE SHIT. THAT'S SO COOL TO KNOW, THANK YOU, I'LL THINK OF THIS ALWAYS

[woman-respecter]

Sending this to u because u are an incredible Jewish feminist and this really needs attention :(

Three antisemites attacked a French Jewish woman, threatening her with a knife while calling her antisemitic slurs, including referencing the October 7 massacre. The police identified swastikas graffitied on her body.

https://m.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-823767

A French source said this: Trois hommes l'auraient frappée et auraient proféré des menaces antisémites. Les individus auraient également menacé leur victime à l'aide d'un cutter et l'auraient forcée à baisser son pantalon. THEY FORCED HER TO PULL HER PANTS DOWN. https://www.cnews.fr/faits-divers/2024-10-07/paris-une-femme-victime-dune-agression-antisemite-par-trois-hommes-dans-le

This hate crime is getting no attention. Idk what to do. Jewish women are constantly let down by everyone.

In September, a memorial garden in Nogent-sur-Marne, France, dedicated to two female victims of gruesome antisemitic murders in Paris in 2017 and 2018, respectively, was defaced with a swastika.

https://www.jns.org/france-antisemitic-tag-at-memorial-for-murdered-jewish-women/

It gets fucking worse. One of the victims was Halimi, an Orthodox Jewish woman in her sixties, died in 2017 after being pushed out the window of her Paris flat by a man who was shouting "Allahu Akbar" during the act. Her killer got away because the french court determined he was "in a psychotic state from marijuana use" and therefore couldnt be held criminally responsible. IN 2021. https://www.timesofisrael.com/top-french-court-wont-prosecute-jewish-womans-killer-because-he-was-on-weed/

thank you for informing me of this, it is absolutely disturbing. for those reading this post, this may sound like old news (bc there have been so many attacks on jews in france in the past year) but the linked articles are from oct 2024.

man what the FUCK is going on with french antisemites. the halimi case (which i posted about back in 2021) and then the 12 year old girl who was raped, and now this. not to mention the hundreds of incidents that didn’t make the news.

tye sad reality is that most of tumblr, including self-proclaimed “feminists” will actively try to ignore this because caring about jews is really not in vogue rn (i mean it never was but now its seen as particularly un-progressive.) it makes me want to scream. ugh.

[coqhee]

A DATE FOR YOU! ♡ ENHYPEN MAKNAE LINE

✷ what types of dates enhypen maknae line would take you on! 〟read hyung line here

bf! enha maknae line x afab!reader ︲fluff, romance, comedy, menace niki︲pet names, grammar errors, cursing in niki’s︲950 / more

𝐊𝐈𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐎 would love taking you for small outings around in the city. he would love to take you to all his favorite spots whether that be a small ice cream parlor, a clothing store, or a fun couple activity! in the end he doesn’t care what he’s doing as long as it’s with you.

“sunoo! look how nice this coat is!” you exclaimed, pulling out the coat. you held it up to your body with your hand extending out the sleeve.

sunoo turned to you gasping at the chic style. “wahh it would look so good on you honey,” he grinned, his cheek plushing up.

he stepped closer to you and inspected the quality of the coat, from the fabric, to the general design. when it came to fashion he knew his stuff.

“its even my favorite brand!” he exclaimed as soon as he saw the tag. his eyes lit up upon seeing it. cute you thought to yourself.

your hand fiddled on the price tag being close to $250 for one coat. while it was nice, you weren’t sure if you had it in you to spend the absurd amount on the piece of clothing.

“ill buy it for you, my girlfriend only deserves the best of the best,” he stated proudly taking the coat from your hands. 

“thank you sunoo, i love you,” you smiled warmly at him. his cheeks turning a shade of rose pink hearing ‘i love you’. it wasn’t the first time he had heard it from you and he hoped itd never be the last.

other members under the cut!

─── ♡ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐖𝐎𝐍 and you both prefered lively dates where you get to interact with each other lots. this could be from amusement parks or an art exhibit where you can paint with each other. he loved just getting alone time with you where you can chat and bask in each others presence.

“one more ride before i rip my hair out won, im so tired from walking” you groaned trudging along as your boyfriend dragged you by the hand.

“i promise, one more ride darling. ill even give you a piggyback ride,” jungwon pleaded. he let go of your hand and crouched down so you could get on easier. you giggled at the gesture but obliged regardless.

he ran the rest of the way to the final ride he wanted to take you on, the ferris wheel.

“won… you know i have a fear of heights right..?” you questioned getting off his back. you looked at him with a look of uncertainty.

“i know i know, but you gotta trust me, the view is worth it,” he reassured. he led you, holding your hand walking you the cart. the ride started, and frankly you were terrified but felt a sense of calm as your boyfriend reassured you.

at the top the view of the beautiful sunset arose with its bright colors peaking through the horizon, just above the water. the beautiful hues of orange and hints of pink shown through radiating warmth.

“its so pretty,” you said in awe of the sun’s radiating hues of color.

“not as pretty as you though,” jungwon said smugly poking your nose.

you blush at the comment and watch as he leans in hovering next to your lips for a moment. he finally leans in fully pulling you into a short and sweet kiss before smiling and watching your reaction.

you turn flushed by affection, however you lean in giving him a quick peck watching him turn pink as well.

─── ♡

𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀 𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐈 being the menace he is, loves anything with a challenge. he would love a laser tag date or even generally an arcade date. he loves being the best, but wouldn’t mind taking a few L’s if it meant making you happy.

“kiki im catching up in kills,” you taunted motioning at the light up numbers on your gun showing the amount of kills you had gotten in this round of laser tag.

“mm, wont let you catch me though,” niki charged ahead towards the enemy side, quickly ski ding behind a wall panel, taking cover.

while you were on the same team, you both enjoyed the challenge of competing with each other to be better than one another.

“hey whered the tall guy and his bitch go?” someone from the enemy team yelled to his teammate while running down a ramp loudly.

you were stunned by the use of language over a silly laser tag game, but even more surprised in how your boyfriend jumped out of nowhere and sent lasers there way yelling back at them.

“sit down fuckers!” he shouted towards the other team. you weren’t sure how into it he was really getting as he continued yelling profanities at the other team getting riled up at their comment earlier.

you two soon got kicked out of the establishment for his excessive use of curse words, but found him grinning with pride outside the building.

“niki..?” you doing okay?” you asked meekly unsure of his demeanor.

“are you proud of me baby? i got 14 kills and sat them down verbally” he stated smugly. 

you sighed a sigh of relief watching as he came back to his usual nonchalant smug self. 

“so proud of you kiki, now do that again but without getting kicked out,” you retorted back rolling your eyes.

“would this make you proud?” as murmured as he not so long after leaned down to kiss you. the sensation of his lips pressing against yours sending an explosion of butterflies in your stomach.

“very,” you smiled shyly.

─── ♡

a/n: niki’s miiiiiiightve been based on a true story and I got carried away writing it >< likes, reblogs, and comments appreciated dearly!!

@ coqhee 2024. all rights reserved

[euphorajeon]

taste your whiskey kiss | jjk

— pairing: boxer!jk x f. reader

— genre: fluff (?) | college!au, boxer!jk

— word count: 1.2k

— warnings: long-haired, glasses-wearing jk, annoying jk, oc still wont admit that jk is hot, jk is supposed to be a cs student, making out, mention of oral sex (f. receiving), this is plotless honestly i just miss boxer!gguk T_T

— summary: long-haired jeongguk is a menace. long-haired, glasses-wearing jeongguk is even worse.

— author's note: boxer!gguk is back at last! sorry for the (again) weird summary though. i wrote this in one sitting after that YTC in Busan episode came out and jeongguk blessed us with him wearing glasses :))) anyways. hope you enjoy!

— tags: @dunixxd

masterlist | boxer!gguk masterlist

“Glasses?”

You look up to accept the peck your boyfriend gives you as a greeting while he hums a confirmation, the object perched on his nose knocking against your nose lightly. It’s sled down his nose so much that he looks like a grandpa from your point of view.

“Since when do you wear glasses??”

“Since my mom decided that putting my eyes five centimeters from my computer screen is not good for my sight.” Jeongguk’s hand moves to his nose to adjust his glasses. “She said my codes would never work if I keep mistaking commas for periods.”

You let out a sigh as he takes a seat on his desk chair, his computer displaying lines upon lines of codes you’d never be able to understand.

“You could zoom in, you know, instead of doing a staring contest with the screen,” you say matter-of-factly, sitting cross-legged on his bed. Jeongguk spins his chair around just to give you a one-eyebrow-raise.

“And where’s the fun in that?”

The playful smirk he sports afterwards makes you roll your eyes, not getting why your boyfriend enjoys flirting with danger like that.

“Besides, I can’t see the whole code if I zoom in. Hard to see where it went wrong.”

“Yeah, keep making excuses until you go blind,” you frown as you look at his eyes behind the round lenses. “I won’t help you if you run yourself into a pole.”

Jeongguk shakes his head in mock disappointment. “That’s harsh, babe.”

“That’s your reality if you keep damaging your eyes.”

“Why are you suddenly so hostile? It’s just a pair of glasses.” Jeongguk runs a hand through his long hair, visibly getting frustrated with your elevated emotions.

“I don’t know!” Oh, you do know. “Just— get back to your codes. We can talk about this later.”

“I have something else to do later,” your boyfriend bites back with just as much fervor. “But sure, I can spare some time to talk to you about my glasses.”

He turns back around in his chair and you’re left to stare at the black wavy hair that curls around his nape as he types away on the keyboard.

Despite your denial earlier, you know exactly what got you so worked up like this.

It’s the same thing you felt when Jeongguk first showed up on your doorstep with piercings and a tattoo sleeve, the same thing you felt when he provoked you in the gym, the same thing you felt when he dyed his hair to your favorite color.

You hide behind worrying for his wellbeing when all you want to do is scream how hot he is to his face.

It’s truly unfair how your boyfriend manages to look so hot even in something as simple as a pair of glasses. A pair of prescription glasses at that, too. That combined with the long hair that frames his handsome face perfectly might just be the death of you. It takes everything in you not to pull him away from his coding assignment to tug at his hair as you explore his mouth with your tongue.

Your mind is reeling thinking that all of this is just because one single pair of prescription glasses. And the hair too, you guess, but it’s not like you haven’t experienced what long-haired Jeongguk is like in bed. (He made sure you know that he was a menace a few weeks ago when his hair only reached a bit below his ears.)

By now, you should be immune to whatever shit he’s going to pull, yet here you are.

Half an hour pass before Jeongguk stops typing and lets out a sigh, turning his chair around to face you once again.

“I can’t focus when I know you’re upset with me.” His tone is curt, like you being upset is wasting his time. “So talk.”

“You’re the one who asked me to come, then you blame me when you can’t focus?” you scoff.

“Didn’t think you’d get upset over my fucking glasses.”

“You’re only wearing glasses because you’re too stupid to think that exposing your eyes to such short distance to your monitor is not gonna damage them! You’re the reason why I’m upset!”

“Oh really? Isn’t it because I look too hot in these glasses but you have too much pride to say it to my face?”

You force yourself to sound firm in your one-worded response. “No.”

“No? As in you don’t wanna make out with me right now and fog up my glasses?”

“N-no.”

You’re wavering. It’s over.

“Okay.” Jeongguk shrugs. “I want to make out with you.” The stare he gives you is piercing. “So climb onto my lap and let me take those feisty bites I know you’re dying to give.”

It doesn’t take a second for you to leap off the bed onto his lap, crashing your lips to his in a mess of teeth and tongue. Feels like dejavu when you tug at his lip ring hard enough to make him let out a whimper of pain.

“Why are you so annoying?” you manage to say in between kisses. “If you wanted to make out you could’ve just said so from the fucking start.”

Jeongguk hums, hands on your waist to pull you even closer to him. “You’re more fun when riled up.”

You grab a fistful of his hair and yank hard upon hearing his reason. “Say that again and I’ll withdraw any form of physical intimacy for a month.”

“See?” He grins. “Feisty.”

“Fuck, just kiss me.”

He does, biting your lips and licking into your mouth and sucking on your tongue you can’t help but moan. It just fuels him even further to tighten his grip on your body and steal all the breath away from your lungs.

“Should I— fuck— put on the tongue piercing?” he asks when you roll your hips against his, creating a delicious friction between your bodies.

“No,” you pant. “That thing is— wait.” You pull away a fraction when you remember his words from earlier. “Didn’t you say you have to do something else?”

“Make out with you.”

His lips chase yours but you evade them, confused. “Huh?”

“My to-do-list. For today. Make out with you. Nothing else.”

You let him capture your bottom lip between his lips to suck and chew on like a kid would to a jelly while you contemplate the meaning behind his answer.

Once you understand, you deliver a harsh bite to his bottom lip, making him hiss (in pleasure or pain, you don’t care.)

“Yeah, babe, hurt me with your mouth,” he moans, but it doesn’t last long as he pulls away with another hiss.

“Ah, gotta take these off though, it’s digging into my nose.”

He slips the glasses off his nose, a faint red mark from where it pressed too hard on his skin. You move to place a soft kiss against the flesh, a stark contrast to how you’ve been kissing each other seconds ago.

“That’s what you get for being annoying.”

“Your kiss? Yes please.”

“Shut up.”

He dives back in for your lips, but barely a second pass when he pulls away again, making you groan impatiently. “For someone who wants to make out with me, you sure are pulling away a lot.”

“Just thinking,” he says. “How about I put on the tongue piercing and eat you out until you beg me to stop? Last time you only lasted three, let’s make it five this time, hm?”

You give him six.

a/n: i haven't written in 4 months so i apologize that this is bad hehe. thanks for reading! any feedbacks here will be appreciated :D

[h3n5h1]

it is done

I have finished my Arcane fic about Isha, Jinx and Vi spending time together, I'm happy with it so I'm posting it, this time with more info:

Summary:

Having some time to themselves in a quiet and calm commune, Vi and Jinx get to spend time together and talk. And there's quite a lot to talk about. Plus, Isha gets to have two older sisters. ------ The fic takes place during s2 e6 downtime in the commune, before anything bad happens. It turns out I keep on adding to it as I don't want to let go of this pure moment of them getting to be together for the last time (at least in the show). I will publish chapters when it feels right, as the whole thing lives in my google doc. I don't know how long or how often, I have no particular plans. I just can't let go.

Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

Gen

Fandom:

Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)

Relationships:

Jinx & Vi (League of Legends)

Isha (Arcane: League of Legends) & Jinx (League of Legends) & Vi (League of Legends)

Isha (Arcane: League of Legends) & Jinx (League of Legends)

Isha (Arcane: League of Legends) & Vi (League of Legends)

Characters:

Vi (League of Legends)

Jinx (League of Legends)

Isha (Arcane: League of Legends)

Additional Tags:

Mentioned Vander (League of Legends)

Mentioned Caitlyn (League of Legends)

Sibling Bonding

Vi Needs Therapy (League of Legends)

Jinx Has Mental Health Issues (League of Legends)

Vi Needs a Hug (League of Legends)

Jinx Needs a Hug (League of Legends)

Squabbling

Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Canon Compliant

Bugs & Insects

During Season 2 Episode 6

Missing Scene

Bug Violence

Wrote it to cope

I need them to be a happy family

Sisterly Love

Dialogue Heavy

In this moment they get to be happy

sister focused - Freeform

Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism

Hallucinations

Alcohol Withdrawal

Fluff and Angst

Jinx is a Little Shit (League of Legends)

Vi is Trying Her Best (League of Legends)

Good Sibling Vi (League of Legends)

Good Sibling Jinx (League of Legends)

Nonverbal Isha (Arcane: League of Legends)

Best sibling Isha

Isha is a menace

Physical hurt/comfort

Mild Blood

mild violence

Childhood Trauma

Implied/Referenced Child Abuse

Mentioned Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)

Mentioned Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)

Jericho cameo

Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism

implied suicidal thoughts

Jinx has a deathwish

She wont talk about it

Canon-Typical Violence

Mentioned Ekko (League of Legends)

Vi Has PTSD (League of Legends)

Language: English

[book-nerd-emi]

“If i am to be her enemy, I want it to be because she hates herself for loathing me”

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♡♡ I’m Emi but feel free to call me literally anything ♡♡ she/her ♡♡ minor!! adults can interact but don’t be weird or else you’ll be blocked ♡♡ she/her and i’m 99% sure demi/ace ♡♡ i do write and draw but don’t expect to hear a lot about those ♡♡ i can play clarinet, piano and bassoon (maybe not well in some of those cases but it’s possible) ♡♡ true crime >>>> ♡♡ i wanna be a lawyer so watch out yall ♡♡ i live in PST time zone so yeahhh ♡♡ conan gray, olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter, eminem, NF, kendrick lamar and tobi lou >>>>>>>>>> ♡♡

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♡♡ practicing: Christmas Songs (clarinet) ♡ Heather by Conan Gray (piano)

♡♡ watching (this won’t change a lot): After The First 48 or some random K-Drama

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[criminalmindsgonewrong]

a run down would be appreciated😭😭 and i sure hope coffee at midnight is a happy fic bc that one i did start reading and its my current obsession, i wont be able to take it if something bad happens to my babies

I won't spoil Coffee at Midnight, but I'm glad you're loving it!!

My other fics, though, I'm going to try and put into categories.

The Multichaps

A Fine Line will take you through every emotion. It's smutty and angsty and stressful but it has a happy ending!

illicit affairs is an ongoing multi-chap that's nowhere near finished. emily and aaron sleep together before her first day on the job, when neither knows who the other is. the affair they begin has consequences for years to come.

touchy subject is complete and is an emotional journey. a teenage emily aborted aaron's baby without telling him, and deals with the consequences of that decision in the decades that come after.

impact married Hotchniss are in a car accident that leaves emily in a coma.

the price we pay. I'll start by telling you that Emily's dead. that's not a spoiler, i literally tell you in the comments. this fic sees JJ try to come to terms with her death and her unresolved feelings for Emily at the same time.

Nodus Tollens is annoyingly incomplete. A complicated fic based on the Arizona-Callie-Mark triangle n Greys.

The One-Shots

The Five Stages of Grief are a Myth is a journey, but it does have a happy ending!

phantasmogoria - emily struggles with the trauma of having spent seven months in isolation, with only her own mind for company. hotch is her lifeline.

found family is a cute little fic i wrote for the 'accidental baby acquisition' tag for criminal minds week 2023. the team find a baby.

built a home and watched it burn may or may not stay an angsty one-shot. it's the first chapter of an unfinished fic i took down a while ago, in which emily and aaron are getting divorced.

Eulogy is an angsty af one-shot of JJ and Hotch telling Emily about the Paris plan.

You'll Always Be My Person is angsty Jemily fluff that I woudn't say has a happy ending, but it's sweet and short.

Habits is a cute little Jemily drabble.

in love with you is Emily POV Jemily angst.

twelve things that didn't break aaron hotchner and the one that almost did is Hotch angst with a happy Hotchniss ending.

The States Game is a cutie team fic based on That Friends Episode.

The Smutty One-Shots

Heat is the only 'only one bed' fic i've ever written. it's just pure, unadulterated, shameless, steamy Hotchniss smut.

every lover's game is what happens after you send the girl you fancy in to flirt with a creepy guy called Viper. it's pure filth. it's great. probably my favourite filth i've written. you're welcome.

trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat is angsty Hotchniss smut. like I earned the angsty smut tag on this one.

when it rains, it pours - more angsty Hotchniss smut. back from Paris, emily is struggling. then comes a storm.

Coming Home is wholesome Jemily smut.

Stress Relief and Debriefing are just pure Emily/Luke smut.

Hotchner's Future Au (in chronological order)

technically these all have a happy ending because emily and hotch are married and trying to cope with parenting x

nature vs nurture after having her first child, emily struggles with her mother's first visit and her criticisms.

a good cat never goes far - proceed with caution if you love Sergio. that's all i'll say. but also read it because i'm proud of it <3

the last first day - emily struggles with her last baby starting school

good intentions, bad excecution - livvy hotchner is a menace, but she's also a great big sister.

red-handed the kids catch emily and aaron in a...compromising position. based on a request to write a hotchners future au fic inspired by the modern family episode 'caught in the act'

my mama's in the kitchen worrying about me - emily struggles with having a teenage daughter who's exactly like her.

Good Crazy - jack announces that he and his girlfriend are expecting. emily and aaron temporarily lose their minds, but what's new?

[bitchin-beskar]

and ofc my fav currently: mean dom rudy and service top alejandro

god this is such a top tier pairing babes we both know it

Rodolfo Parra (mean dom) x Alejandro Vargas (service top) x Reader

Look I know we've talked about this, but this pairing is honestly god tier. No one expects Rudy to be the mean one, and especially considering in the field he always follows Alejandro's orders so well. But in the bedroom, he's the boss, even if both he and Alejandro are tops.

I kinda feel like he's a fan of ordering Alejandro how to fuck you, and then once he's satisfied with that, he'll fuck you himself. Alejandro is the foreplay, if you will, and then Rudy takes over and just destroys you.

But occasionally, they just tag team you at the same time. Usually when they've been gone for a long time, or if the cartel has been particularly vicious recently. When the blood's pumping and tensions are running high, that's when you know you're not leaving the bed for at least 24 hours.

A loud, high pitched whine works its way past Rudy's grip and out of your throat as you're unable to prevent your hips from grinding and twisting, desperately trying to escape the repeated stimulation.

A sharp slap to the inside of your spread thigh makes you jerk, and Rudy's voice growls low and menacing in your ear.

"What did I tell you, princesa? No. Moving." You pant harshly as Alejandro keeps a steady suction on your clit, making it incredibly difficult to follow Rudy's order. "Are you that far gone already that you've forgotten the rules?" He questions, a mean, snarky lilt to his voice.

The man between your thighs pays no attention to your dilemma, instead working on bringing you to the cusp of another earth-shattering orgasm. Alejandro is excellent at multitasking in the field, but when it comes to your pleasure, he has a one track mind.

Your bare, sweaty back is pressed against Rudy's chest, the cool fabric of his athletic shirt providing the barest sense of relief. He's got his hand pressing against your throat, not to choke you, but as a sense of ownership, reminding you who your body and pleasure belong to. He keeps his other hand cupped over your tits, every so often tweaking your sensitive nipples just to try and get you to twitch and disobey him again.

Rudy's thighs keep yours spread nice and wide, leaving you open for Alejandro to just bury his face in your cunt and eat you out to his heart's content. Usually, they use this as foreplay, but tonight it seems to be a punishment, although you're not quite sure if you did anything wrong.

"I'll tell you what, princesa," Rudy drawls, suddenly saccharine sweet. "If you can keep quiet when you come, I'll let our Alejandro reward you and breed this greedy pussy, hm?"

Alejandro moaned into your cunt, and you physically bit your lip to try and prevent the whimpers from escaping. God, you wanted that so bad, but you knew from the tone of Rudy's voice, he wasn't going to make it easy on you.

You quickly discovered how right you were.

Rudy's hand left your tits with one final harsh twist on each of your nipples, before he wound his fingers tightly in Alejandro's hair, and began to grind Alejandro's face into your pussy.

This had the dual effect of pressing Alejandro further into your cunt, driving the sensitivity up to near insane levels, and also making Alejandro moan wantonly against you, as he was wont to do when his hair was pulled.

The combined sensations, along with Rudy nipping and sucking at your pulse point on your neck made it nigh impossible to stay silent, although you put up a valiant effort.

As your legs trembled violently and your chest heaved, a near silent gasp escaped you as tears began to run down your cheeks. Rudy chuckled darkly, his hand coming up to grip at your jaw, turning your head and biting roughly at your trembling bottom lip.

"Tch, such a naughty girl, princesa," he snarled, his grip almost painful on your jaw. "Are you that pathetic that you can't follow one simple rule?" His tongue snaked out to lick at the salty trail your tears had left on your cheek.

"Guess we'll just have to punish you."

...

oof I made rudy so mean omg i'm not really sure where that came from. but im not mad about it lol

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Early Bird Gets Bitten by the Spider?

by ill_llighted Tim gets bitten by a radioactive spider before he ever even sees Batman and Robin in person for the first time. It fuels his photography, grants him the ability to hide and crawl into places he never would have been able to before. It’s how he discovers Batman and Robin are his neighbors. When he joins their family, he is determined for this to work, it needs to work. The only problem is- Tim has watched them for years, and he knows the second they find out he’s a meta, he wont be allowed to be Robin anymore; he can’t let that happen. Batman needs a Robin. //This will take place during a few moments in time so I can cover fully his transformation into Spider-Tim (name in progress don't worry) as well as mostly his life as he grows up hiding 75% of himself from his family. Words: 753, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 3 of Batman & Spider-Man Crossovers, Part 3 of Batman- Creature AUs Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Barbara Gordon, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain Relationships: Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Spider-Man Fusion, Tim Drake-centric, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Tim Drake is Not Robin, Tim Drake is Robin, Tim Drake is Red Robin, Tim Drake is a Batfamily Member, Tim Drake is Not a Batfamily Member, Batman Needs a Robin (DCU), Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Tim Drake Angst, BAMF Tim Drake, Kid Tim Drake, Teenager Tim Drake, Bad Parents Jack and Janet Drake, Tim Drake Being an Idiot, Tim Drake Deserves Happiness, Oblivious Tim Drake, Protective Tim Drake, Tim Drake Has a Plan, Tim Drake is a Menace, Tim Drake Has No Chill, Tim Drake Has Secrets, Tim Drake Has Spider-Powers, Tim Drake is a Meta, Tim Drake Has Issues, Tim Drake Has Abandonment Issues, Tim Drake is Bad at Self-Care, Tim Drake Needs Therapy, Tim Drake Saves the Day, Tim Drake Whump, Bruce Wayne Needs Therapy, Bruce Wayne Gets Therapy, but its child adoption therapy and it’s name is Tim, Protective Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne Has a Heart, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Bruce Wayne Has Issues, Bruce Wayne Has Trust Issues, Bruce Wayne Has Mental Health Issues, and once again they’re called Jason via https://ift.tt/eHwaovu

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I will see you again

by The_AlienQueen Haibara is dead, Geto left. Nanami can’t handle the thought of losing more of the people he cares about even if that means leaving Gojo behind. So he leaves. But Gojo is a menace and wont leave him alone. Not even when he has two children to take care of. Words: 5469, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Fushiguro Megumi, Fushiguro Tsumiki, Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Nanami Kento Additional Tags: Fluff, Getting Together, Gojo Satoru is a Little Shit, Gojo Satoru in Love, Nanami Kento in Love, Jealous Gojo Satoru, Family Fluff, Not Canon Compliant, Parental Gojo Satoru, Parental Nanami Kento, Minor Original Character(s), Nanami/Gojo is canon in this household, Tags May Change via https://ift.tt/XPbw7Gh

[szilverer]

hewwo

made this blog primarily to dump oc content & maybe liveblog a bit (its my first time engaging in a fandom space like this so im pretty lost, do lemme know if i mess up with tagging or etiquette or smth. more about me here.)

my main FL acc (Hreisz) is from 2016 but i only really started playing last august! ive finished my ambition in october but theres still a lot i dont know about the lore n stuff. recently made two alts & am slowly getting around to write/draw nice profile pages for everyone.

"H. Reisz", aka The Twilight Phantom // The Clawed Captain | LF (Looked Upon Fondly) | Oneirotect Silverer | ???

Hyacinthe R., aka The Sombre Pursuer | Nem | future Correspondent & Seeker | English-Romanian

"Zé Brito" or "Sev", aka The Zealous Backlander | BaL | future Monster-Hunter | Mixed Brazilian-British

feel free to send a CC or even just random in-character letters & menace help reqs :3c im a lil rusty but i'd love to write more

always open to asks/interactions here as well, just keep in mind i might take A While to respond as i am but an hermit with the barest of executive functions

trying to use this hyperfixation to practice digital art so there'll be random experimental doodles here as i try to find out wtf i am doing. everytime i open a canvas its a surprise. youve been warned

tags:

#chaindoodles -> art tag, #chainrambles -> text tag #fl liveblogging, #flore (fl lore)

#the twilight phantom -> the (main) blorbo

#nightmarriage -> my blorbo hoards trash. block this to be spared from witnessing their arguably most questionable decision (i.e chaining their stalker to themself so they won't be alone)

content warnings:

#light fingers spoilers (also general tag for LF) #nemesis spoilers, #evolution spoilers

just to be safe, i tag eyestrain/bright colours for some art.

#suggestive in case i draw (or write?) smth that can be perceived as saucy, spicy, horn knee, overtly kinky or implied nsfw. there wont be anything Actually explicit here though

i like #blood and injuring my characters both mentally and physically. so uh. that. possibly violence.? jokes aside, i like exploring heavy themes: mental health & psychological issues; abuse; general horror; death & grief; alienation; one's relationship with pain & self-destruction, intentional or not - these are all concepts that are gonna be present in the things i make one way or another. some mild religious iconography as well bc although im not religious i was raised catholic & i like playing w/ the aesthetic.

#body horror (mostly the shapeling arts kind)

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#poor edward

So who's this "Twilight Phantom"?

I play a strict game with myself when it comes to my main blorbo: 99% of what the FLPC does, in the exact order i do it, is canon.

This also applies to small things like their possessions/wardrobe, for example - they pretty much only have the in-game items I own in the account to wear. Finding out reasons to explain why they keep the things they own is part of the fun. (this game made them out to be a weirdo, naturally.)

It's been lots of fun to see this clean slate (and i do mean clean - i knew nothing about the setting/lore, or who they were as a person, so. well. this guy didn't either) get shaped by RNG, the narrative, And my mechanical wiki-fueled optimization decisions.

another extra rule i made for myself as a treat was making them a sponge to compensate for their inherent emptiness. this means they incorporate something from each important NPC they get involved with. they are a singer because of Clara and her twin. they only own a lab & got interested in studying & research bc of Dr. Vaughan. they got a taste for exercise bc they accompanied Hephaesta's workouts for so long. and so on and so forth.

ill make a better, dedicated profile post eventually but for now have a playlist + an old vague intro + some early refs below:

[last updated: never. this is my self-callout to write abt recent developments bc ohh boy evolution was an entire year's worth of timeline progression.]

The first thing you notice about them is the cowl lazily draped around their head and shoulders, swaying behind their back like a cape in the colours of sunrise-- or, perhaps most familiarly, the velvety twilight that the newest star every so often provides to London.  The second thing is the deep scars covering one side of their face, and the third thing would probably be the heavy eyebags under their sharp, dark eyes.

A relatively freshly-minted Silverer, H. Reisz spends more time in Parabola than London nowadays. Not that they had been in London for too long anyway, and it's not like anyone knows where they were before that either. The surface, yes, but it's a big world out there, right? They don't actually remember seeing the sun, or the sky, but H cannot deny the soft colours of twilight and sunrise have a special place in their heart. They recognise it without the memory of experiencing it, just like they recognised love in the depths of a certain Labyrinth. Hmm, two Labyrinths, actually. There was that one heiress too... and the Orphanage was inside one hell of a maze too... if they had a coin every time they found themself inside labyrinths, they'd... Uh, where were we? Well, anyway, being a new face, they had nothing to be known for so they simply gave out their surname instead. Or well, what they assumed to be their surname. "H. REISZ" were the letters sewn-in on a diminute corner of the tattered black veil that wrapped their head back when they woke up for the "first" time. They were surrounded by near-empty bottles of dried mouldy honey, absinthe, and who knows what else. Ah, the decadence... they couldn't even remember what honey could do at the time but they could recognise the stench of self-destruction right away, haha.  Alas, if things were so bad they got to that point-- maybe this explains why moving on was so easy. Maybe they had somehow lobotomized themself on purpose. Who knows? They sure don't. It was only now, a year or so after waking up, that an epithet has started to stick around-- specifically by their actions as a Silverer and the services they provided. From nightmare-slaying to fishing out vestigial memories (the irony of an amnesiac doing this is not lost on them) to guiding and safeguarding lost dreamers, their glimmering signature cowl and the way it flowed rather phantasmagorically in Parabola started to leave an impression. To many dreamers, seeing a hint of pastel twilight colors signaled safety. It signaled someone you could trust to get inside your head. :)