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bird-inacage · 1 year

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Only Friends Episode 2 | "You have to look after me in every way."

You've got your hands full Sand. But isn't he just precious???

#only friends #only friends the series #ofts #ray x sand #sand x ray #raysan #sanray #khaofirst #firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #he's a needy baby okay?#i love him so much #i will commit crimes for you #wrap him up in cotton wool

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month

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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #remy bonnaire #Arno #through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))

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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months

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FNAF game Vanessa is doing her best to play nice,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #glitchtrap #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf help wanted #five nights at freddy's #Being nice is so easy when you don’t got a bitch ass bunny in your ear #I like to think Mike and Vanny would get along #but Vanny just has to try a lil harder to keep the friendship afloat #just because glitch is always telling her to commit crimes #let her have friends!! 😤

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 month

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"Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn" - Il Capitano

#okay predicting rn: cryo claymore #GRRRRRRR HES SOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!#im ngl i didnt watch the rest of trailer cause man idgaf LMAO #i saw a glimpse of capitano on insta and was like SKIP SKIP SKIP WHERE IS HE #UGHHHHHHH HIS CLAW HANDSBARK BARK #is he smth abyss???????#he almost kinda reminds me of an abyss lector #that being said. mihoyo if you take off his mask i will commit crimes #but also kssing and bowing to you for the 8 or so secs we got of him #lol sry to my followers ik this isnt my usual content and also this prob isn great since i only rly gif irl #genshin impact #genshin #capitano #il capitano #catie.edits.

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grey-viridian · 14 days

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Little good things in big bad times

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s0fter-sin · 29 days

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thinking about the way ghost doesn't hesitate to start killing shadows when graves betrays them but soap only takes one hostage

you can almost hear the voice in his head telling him it doesn't have to be this way; they can still talk it out

"i'm calling shepherd"

his first instinct when confronted with betrayal is to play it by the books: to go up the chain. that goes against everything we've seen him do. he bucks authority at every chance except for the one time he's confronted with the barrels of his allies' guns

he wants a peaceful resolution; for the first time we've ever seen, he doesn't want violence to be the answer. there has to be another fix, a solution that doesn't end with him killing the same men he's been working with; his friends

nothing's happened yet

it doesn't have to go this way

but ghost has been betrayed before. he knows the way this ends; either with him six feet under or his enemy

he doesn't hesitate

it's only when they knock alejandro out that soap shoots; when they spill the first blood and cross a line they can never come back from

only when ghost orders him to run and he has to cover his retreat

and somewhere along the line, between civilians’ screams and taunting voices, between his shaking breath and ghost steady in his ear, that naivety is stripped away; his trust turned to teeth that he uses to sink into throats of men he'd have given his life for

"be careful who you trust, sergeant; people you know can hurt you the most"

he's learned the price of trust

just like ghost did

but unlike ghost, he has someone to guide him through the aftermath

"good advice, It"

#im gonna add these to my notfics on ao3 i think i have a Lot of these floating around #a bit shorter than my other metas but i think its something that gets missed when people talk about alone #soap is a violent man #his career literally trains him to shoot first ask questions later #and yet he still tries his best to avoid blood when faced with betrayal #and you realise it actually does fit him #soap cares about the men he serves with #he wants to save the men at the crash site he checks on a downed soldier he asks about civilians about alejandros family #hes very tuned into the people around him #and he cant turn that off until hes forced to #until graves gives him a reason to hate him #and all of that previous care and consideration goes out the window #‘makes me want to commit a few war crimes of my own’#dont cross soap #you want like what happens if you do #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #talk meta to me #soap cod #john soap mactavish #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #ghoap #ghostsoap #soapghost #meta #phillip graves #graves cod #save post

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solmesia · 1 year

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sex is nice and all but have you considered just laying there... holding your vampire lover... and talking about the first time you broke your oath...........

#you can imagine the dialogue im not good with words #my art #astarion x tav #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #but for anyone interested the first time i broke my oath was opening the prison cell in the Grove AFTER the tieflings left #there was a dead fucking goblin in there #im oath of vengeance i fucking know im supposed to punish sinners but larian this is stupid #what is the worst that can happen is that goblin's fucking ghost gonna go commit crime #paladins are so fucking fickle kdmhfgh

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rochenn · 3 months

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Avatar AU doodles!

Look at this fucking guy

#avatar anakin what crimes will you commit #avatar au #obi wan #qui gon jinn #anakin skywalker #my art #star wars #there's more like this coming i just gotta actually finish the pieces that aren't just no-background scribbles hhhhhh

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sesamestreep · 1 month

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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.

#I get it though #sometimes your bestie gets married and you don’t talk to him for weeks?? months??#because you’re normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd #so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work #and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help #with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again #and you know you’ll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a lady’s window AT SOME POINT #PROBABLY #you can’t commit minor crimes by yourself that’s boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! he’s always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton née Adler of it all #but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story #a scandal in bohemia #sherlock holmes #acd canon #acd holmes #acd watson #john watson #it’s giving ‘this is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!’#you 🫵 yes you! suffer my holmesposting

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riviclouds · 1 year

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*pets him with a slightly damp toothbrush*

#simon riley #simon ghost riley #call of duty ghost #cod ghost #i was listening to lana del rey while painting him and for a moment everything made sense #call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 #cod mwii #every time i add pure black or pure white to my painting i feel like. im committing a crime #doesn't matter how dark or bright the piece is #digital art #digital painting #fanart #medibang paint pro #i keep disappearing for months on end and you guys keep staying and waiting....#i don't deserve y'all </3

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sav3yee · 6 months

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Just so yall know, whenever I say "oh they're just a silly little guy!!!" what I actually mean is "I'm aware of all of the atrocities they've committed, and all of the depth and nuance that they hold, and I love them for it" ok? Ok. Now let me enjoy my silly little guys they are so silly

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scrawnytreedemon · 7 months

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I don't think I ever posted this here.

#shitpost #elden ring #fromsoft #scrawny draws #scrawny commits crimes #godrick the grafted #malenia blade of miquella #starscourge radahn #in the stripped club straight up jorking it #my peanits #suggestive #this was plaguing me for weeks before i finally scrawled this down #and it has been several months since then #no idea why !#take it i'm right you know this #this is what got godrick ganked

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pigeon-princess · 10 months

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A few locations in Barovia Valley that our party has seen so far

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corsairspade · 23 days

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there are many reasons I like the "Erestor son of Caranthir" headcanon but secretly the main one is that I'm imagining all of the remaining noldo auditors sighing of relief when Caranthir dies and they don't have to try play 4d chess with multiverse time travel trying to catch this guy doing tax evasion. life is good for exilic auditors now.

and then suddenly Elrond and Elros turn up again! even better! oh who's this, Elrond? your good friend Erestor? he's helping you with your taxes? oh how swe- what is this Elrond. What is this. your paperwork for your taxes you say. not a declaration of war? because it looks like a declaration of war on the exilic auditors, Elrond.

and then all the auditors are so busy doing "extreme tax auditing™" for the first time since the second Kinslaying that they don't tell anyone they're pretty sure there's another scion of the house of Fëanor running around.

#in my mind Erestor takes after Haleth #so no one is clocking him on finwean vibes #Erestor manages not to commit war crimes by entertaining himself with creative tax evasion #which obviously was how he and Caranthir bonded #chief counsellor erestor you mean the person writing all of the feanorian faction as elrond's dependents #thats the easiest way to get a feanorian census btw #check the taxes #tax elf 2 electric boogaloo is just something that can be so personal #this is EVEN funnier if you ship glorestor #please imagine glorfindel trying to woo erestor #and erestor is like “i don't care WHO the valar send- you'll never catch me”#glorfindel the valar appointed tax collector (in erestor's mind)#tolkien #silmarillion #silm #erestor #caranthir #elrond #the silmarillion

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fridgrave2-0 · 29 days

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i can't believe THE video gave me a hyperfication on this loser

#just imagine that you look like a fucking sleep paralysis demon #just saying if i looked like that i would commit ten times more crimes #or krill myself #/j #ANYWAY #turbotastic #turbo #wreck it ralph #i was just goofin around with that small ?? sketch but i actually like it a lot so it stays #he is a silly after all

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mahoganyrust · 1 month

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“Dreams of the Empire”

My boyyyyyyy. My sonnnnnnnn.

(Comms open btw <3)

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