#i will be your remedy

[louhinks]

i've taken to drawing AW2 culinary crimes whilst i am beaten unconscious by art block. bon appetit

[popfizzles]

Eeon is awesome and 2018 tumblr did you wrong. we're ready for her now

thank you 🥺 im glad today tumblr loves her

[goddessofroyalty]

A quick collection of parenting culture-clashes that happened in Zaun Family between Jayvik and (mostly) Silco based on things that have happened in my family:

All of Silco's kids spent basically until they could walk being carried about by someone nearly constantly unless sleeping so when Viktor and Jayce intentionally put Naph on the ground (on a blanket) he is very confused and the sentence "What the fuck is floor time" is uttered when they try to explain that it's good developmentally for a baby

Silco has done the thing where while Naph is teething he's just dunked his finger in his whisky on the rocks and then run it along Naph's gums (a very common way to help with teething before modern numbing gels were created). Jayce does almost squeak out "did you just give my son alcohol?" at it

Naph when newborn sleeps in a cot with only a thin blanket where he is safe (from SIDS). All of Silco's kids when newborn slept in his and Vander's bed to keep them safe (from people breaking in).

Jayce and Viktor have one of those modern baby harnesses. Silco thinks it's dumb because as far as he's concerned all you need is long piece of fabric. Flip side of this is that Jayce and Viktor probably go for the baby swaddling onesie things while Silco can swaddle in that same piece of fabric.

Jayce and Viktor purchase/invent many things in the lead up to Naph's birth that Silco thinks are a waste of money/time. He ends up being right for about half of them.

[thoodleoo]

reading pliny the elder for ancient remedies is so much fun because some of it is stuff that coule feasibly help you feel better, a quarter of it is batshit insane, and the rest is just.

[zenathezee]

I don't understand why everyone was so surprised Brennan and Katie studied without knowing they'd be doing it all again. If you just badly failed naming a basic thing on a competitive TV show, of course you'd go home and look up all the fucking pasta shapes you completely blanked on

[lostinthewoodsomewhere]

I just love putting her in outfits so much 🥲

[autumn0689]

[chthonic-kids]

The Lake House was underwater. The Marmonts' ambitions had finally been realized. Jules had dangled the painting like a lure and hooked an ocean. Their machines couldn't hold it. A fault in the system. The water rushed in. Filled it until it was ready to burst. All their successes and failures had led them here. The work had made them into monsters. But the Lake House was still theirs. It always would be. They could feel an outsider trespassing in their labs. "I know you're here." they called to the dark. They hunted, floor by floor. They wouldn't let the intruder stop their progress. This was their home. Their beloved tomb beneath the waves.

[dcvidsrossi]

Emily: Hey, Luke. We brought dinner.

Luke: What'd you get?

Tara: [gestures with the pizza box] A box of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.

[starmocha]

I don't always have to be sad to post caps of Zayne. Sometimes (Always), I just want to look at his hands. 💁‍♀️

[bombshellsandbluebells]

finding out people ship Casey and Alan is so funny to me because I'm pretty sure if Casey wasn't bound by professionalism he would have slapped Alan so many times

I'm pretty sure if Casey saw all the character!Casey scenes from the Dark Place and heard the nonsense, over the top pretentious dialogue Alan wrote for him he would have hated him even more

[velvetjune]

I’ve replayed enough Control to not be surprised, but I’ll never forget how magical it was to first uncover small details like the previous director, Northmoor, being in the power plant, all the security cameras following wherever you go, Ahti responding to Jesse’s thoughts, or the book club papers corresponding to deaths you come across in the game

[terr-hedgehog]

Happy Valentines, I suppose. (I had that cat sketched in as a placeholder and now he’s real)

[lostinthewoodsomewhere]

'And the dance floor is filling up with blood, but oh Lord you've never been so in love'

Sigh... it's never 'just a quick warm up', I need to stop calling them that...

Anyway, I've been listening to 'Mermaids' by Florence + The Machine a lot again, and good lord this line is still so Jesse to me!!!! So this is a semi re-draw of a piece I made last year inspired by the same line!!!

[greenbunny7]

SODIKKEN - GRETEL

Stan

Version without words under the cut

[projectcatzo]

They really saved on the costume budget for The Accountant 2 by sourcing half of Ben Affleck's and Jon Bernthal's wardrobes from the graphic tee section of Target