#i will be the gay cousin (best member of the family) one day

[vinylattes]

15 and 30 for the sapphic asks!

a sapphic ask game for ur sapphic ask game needs!

15. are you the gay cousin?

yes, but only one cousin knows i'm their gay cousin. i have two or three other gay cousins i think?

30. who's your favorite sapphic character?

some of my ultimate faves are: nadja of antipaxos from wwdits, josie and hazel from bottoms (2023), nora west-allen and charlie from dctv, mazikeen from lucifer, ava & beatrice from warrior nun, eve polastri from killing eve, ace & jana from rookie (2023), and becky from becky & badette (2023)

[makingqueerhistory]

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Gender Queer: A Memoir, Maia Kobabe: Now, Gender Queer is here. Maia's intensely cathartic autobiography charts eir journey of self-identity, which includes the mortification and confusion of adolescent crushes, grappling with how to come out to family and society, bonding with friends over erotic gay fanfiction, and facing the trauma and fundamental violation of pap smears.

The Color Purple, Alice Walker: Separated as girls, sisters Celie and Nettie sustain their loyalty to and hope in each other across time, distance and silence. Through a series of letters spanning nearly thirty years, first from Celie to God, then the sisters to each other despite the unknown, the novel draws readers into its rich and memorable portrayals of Celie, Nettie, Shug Avery and Sofia and their experience. The Color Purple broke the silence around domestic and sexual abuse, narrating the lives of women through their pain and struggle, companionship and growth, resilience and bravery.

Julián Is a Mermaid, Jessica Love: While riding the subway home from the pool with his abuela one day, Julián notices three women spectacularly dressed up. Their hair billows in brilliant hues, their dresses end in fishtails, and their joy fills the train car. When Julián gets home, daydreaming of the magic he's seen, all he can think about is dressing up just like the ladies in his own fabulous mermaid costume: a butter-yellow curtain for his tail, the fronds of a potted fern for his headdress. But what will Abuela think about the mess he makes -- and even more importantly, what will she think about how Julián sees himself? Mesmerizing and full of heart, Jessica Love's author-illustrator debut is a jubilant picture of self-love and a radiant celebration of individuality.

Drama: A Graphic Novel, Raina Telgemeier: Callie loves theater. And while she would totally try out for her middle school's production of Moon over Mississippi, she can't really sing. Instead she's the set designer for the drama department's stage crew, and this year she's determined to create a set worthy of Broadway on a middle-school budget. But how can she, when she doesn't know much about carpentry, ticket sales are down, and the crew members are having trouble working together? Not to mention the onstage AND offstage drama that occurs once the actors are chosen. And when two cute brothers enter the picture, things get even crazier!

Cemetery Boys, Aiden Thomas: Yadriel has summoned a ghost, and now he can't get rid of him. When his traditional Latinx family has problems accepting his true gender, Yadriel becomes determined to prove himself a real brujo. With the help of his cousin and best friend Maritza, he performs the ritual himself, and then sets out to find the ghost of his murdered cousin and set it free. However, the ghost he summons is actually Julian Diaz, the school's resident bad boy, and Julian is not about to go quietly into death. He's determined to find out what happened and tie off some loose ends before he leaves. Left with no choice, Yadriel agrees to help Julian, so that they can both get what they want. But the longer Yadriel spends with Julian, the less he wants to let him leave.

I Am Billie Jean King, Brad Meltzer: This friendly, fun biography series focuses on the traits that made our heroes great--the traits that kids can aspire to in order to live heroically themselves. Each book tells the story of one of America's icons in a lively, conversational way that works well for the youngest nonfiction readers and that always includes the hero's childhood influences. At the back are an excellent timeline and photos. This volume features Billie Jean King, the world champion tennis player who fought successfully for women's rights. From a young age, Billie Jean King loved sports--especially tennis! But as she got older, she realized that plenty of people, even respected male athletes, didn't take women athletes seriously. She set to prove them wrong and show girls everywhere that sports are for everyone, regardless of gender.

This One Summer, Mariko Tamaki: Every summer, Rose goes with her mom and dad to a lake house in Awago Beach. It's their getaway, their refuge. Rosie's friend Windy is always there, too, like the little sister she never had. But this summer is different. Rose's mom and dad won't stop fighting, and when Rose and Windy seek a distraction from the drama, they find themselves with a whole new set of problems. One of the local teens - just a couple of years older than Rose and Windy - is caught up in something bad... Something life threatening. It's a summer of secrets, and sorrow, and growing up, and it's a good thing Rose and Windy have each other.

Marriage of a Thousand Lies, Sj Sindu: Lucky and her husband, Krishna, are gay. They present an illusion of marital bliss to their conservative Sri Lankan-American families, while each dates on the side. It's not ideal, but for Lucky, it seems to be working. She goes out dancing, she drinks a bit, she makes ends meet by doing digital art on commission. But when Lucky's grandmother has a nasty fall, Lucky returns to her childhood home and unexpectedly reconnects with her former best friend and first lover, Nisha, who is preparing for her own arranged wedding with a man she's never met.

And Tango Makes Three, Peter Parnell: At the penguin house at the Central Park Zoo, two penguins named Roy and Silo were a little bit different from the others. But their desire for a family was the same. And with the help of a kindly zookeeper, Roy and Silo got the chance to welcome a baby penguin of their very own.

More Happy Than Not, Adam Silvera: In the months following his father's suicide, sixteen-year-old Aaron Soto can't seem to find happiness again, despite the support of his girlfriend, Genevieve, and his overworked mom. Grief and the smile-shaped scar on his wrist won't let him forget the pain. But when Aaron meets Thomas, a new kid in the neighborhood, something starts to shift inside him. Aaron can't deny his unexpected feelings for Thomas despite the tensions their friendship has created with Genevieve and his tight-knit crew. Since Aaron can't stay away from Thomas or turn off his newfound happiness, he considers taking drastic actions. The Leteo Institute's revolutionary memory-altering procedure will straighten him out, even if it means forgetting who he truly is.

Melissa, Alex Gino: When people look at Melissa, they think they see a boy named George. But she knows she's not a boy. She knows she's a girl.

Melissa thinks she'll have to keep this a secret forever. Then her teacher announces that their class play is going to be Charlotte's Web. Melissa really, really, REALLY wants to play Charlotte. But the teacher says she can't even try out for the part... because she's a boy.

With the help of her best friend, Kelly, Melissa comes up with a plan. Not just so she can be Charlotte -- but so everyone can know who she is, once and for all.

A Quick & Easy Guide to Queer & Trans Identities, Mady G, Jules Zuckerberg: In this quick and easy guide to queer and trans identities, cartoonists Mady G and Jules Zuckerberg guide you through the basics of the LGBT+ world! Covering essential topics like sexuality, gender identity, coming out, and navigating relationships, this guide explains the spectrum of human experience through informative comics, interviews, worksheets, and imaginative examples. A great starting point for anyone curious about queer and trans life, and helpful for those already on their own journeys!

This Book Is Gay, Juno Dawson: This candid, funny, and uncensored exploration of sexuality and what it's like to grow up LGBTQ also includes real stories from people across the gender and sexual spectrums, not to mention hilarious illustrations.

Little & Lion, Brandy Colbert: When Suzette comes home to Los Angeles from her boarding school in New England, she's isn't sure if she'll ever want to go back. L.A. is where her friends and family are (as well as her crush, Emil). And her stepbrother, Lionel, who has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, needs her emotional support. But as she settles into her old life, Suzette finds herself falling for someone new...the same girl her brother is in love with. When Lionel's disorder spirals out of control, Suzette is forced to confront her past mistakes and find a way to help her brother before he hurts himself--or worse.

King and the Dragonflies, Kacen Callender: Twelve-year-old Kingston James is sure his brother Khalid has turned into a dragonfly. When Khalid unexpectedly passed away, he shed what was his first skin for another to live down by the bayou in their small Louisiana town. Khalid still visits in dreams, and King must keep these secrets to himself as he watches grief transform his family.

It would be easier if King could talk with his best friend, Sandy Sanders. But just days before he died, Khalid told King to end their friendship, after overhearing a secret about Sandy-that he thinks he might be gay. "You don't want anyone to think you're gay too, do you?"

Sorted: Growing Up, Coming Out, and Finding My Place: A Transgender Memoir, Jackson Bird: An unflinching and endearing memoir from LGBTQ+ advocate Jackson Bird about how he finally sorted things out and came out as a transgender man.When Jackson Bird was twenty-five, he came out as transgender to his friends, family, and anyone in the world with an internet connection. Assigned female at birth and raised as a girl, he often wondered if he should have been born a boy. Jackson didn't share this thought with anyone because he didn't think he could share it with anyone.

The Black Flamingo, Dean Atta: Michael is a mixed-race gay teen growing up in London. All his life, he's navigated what it means to be Greek-Cypriot and Jamaican--but never quite feeling Greek or Black enough.

As he gets older, Michael's coming out is only the start of learning who he is and where he fits in. When he discovers the Drag Society, he finally finds where he belongs--and the Black Flamingo is born

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[huntingrays]

wrightworth fake dating au

one day, phoenix gets a wedding invite in the mail from a family member. as he’s reading it, he realizes it’s from his least favorite aunt that he had beef with. he doesn’t see her often due to some comments she’s made about his bisexuality (she’s not overly rude or homophobic but the comments still don’t fly with his gay moms), but the encounters he’s had still leave a bitter taste in his mouth and his blood boiling. normally, he’d rsvp no, but he’s petty and desperate to show her up at her wedding to her third husband.

he decides the best way to do this is to propose to his gay lover at her wedding.

the only problem is that he doesn’t have a gay lover.

he’s going to have to fake date someone and make their relationship look real enough for a proposal to be believable. he comes to the realization that only one qualified enough… is miles.

it takes a lot to convince miles (he’s sure it’s a horrible plan and he has no clue why he’d agree to a deal where the only thing in it for him is more unnecessary feelings), but he eventually gives due to phoenix’s incessant begging.

since phoenix wants their fake relationship to be perfect, he has them go on fake dates (that are weirdly similar to the dinners they often go on) as well as go over the details of their “relationship” (they make it similar to their current friendship, just with them falling in love and getting together after phoenix gets his badge back). it took a lot of convincing for miles to agree to the proposal plan on top of the fake dating scheme, but he can’t win arguments with wright when he’s dead set on a crazy idea, so he begrudgingly gives in (as long as he gets to pick out the ring, because he doubts wright would pick a good enough ring for their fake engagement).

the day comes and the two are confident in their plan. the only problem could be wright’s moms, since he’s close to them and he’s not sure if they’d buy him not telling them about him being in a relationship. however, to their great surprise, they buy it pretty easily. one of them said she suspected it would happen sooner or later with how much phoenix talks about miles while the other assumed that they had been dating for years and just didn’t outwardly say it due to it being obvious (“i mean, i had a feeling you were in love with him after you confessed you wanted to go into law to help him after seeing him in the paper” -mrs. wright).

the wedding is fairly uneventful, and phoenix makes sure to show off his “partner” to everybody he interacts with, since he’s sure loudly and proudly being in love with another man at her wedding would piss of his aunt more (by the time the reception rolls around, miles is incredibly flustered despite the whole relationship being fake).

their proposal goes off without a hitch, and phoenix relishes in the furious look on his aunt’s face.

phoenix expects it to end after the wedding is over. after all, he and miles part ways after, and all he has is the memories and his intense feelings for his dear friend.

however, it does not, in fact, end there.

what phoenix didn’t know was that an old acquaintance was the plus one for one of his cousins. she saw the proposal and had to take a picture, confident that a story about the engagement between chief prosecutor miles edgeworth and defense attorney phoenix wright would be just the thing to really kick off her career.

turns out, lotta hart was very right, and phoenix and miles had to deal with their fake proposal being very public (as well as their friends being upset that they weren’t even told that the two were dating in the first place)

[spectrum-color]

PROPAGANDA

Fitz-was abandoned by his mother at 5 (I know she wasn’t given a choice but from his POV,) was forced to sleep in the barn with the animals, wasn’t given an actual name so adopted shorthand for bastard to call himself, was dressed in drab ill fitting clothes and neglected deliberately so he wouldn’t attract attention, never met his father, was told by his grandfather at 9 that his choices were to be a spy and assassin or to die, was forced into killing by the time he was a preteen, was rejected and abused by his foster father when he realized he was Witted, lost 2 Wit partners before he even hit puberty and accidentally became overly enmeshed with his 3rd, was discriminated against for having the Wit in the first place, was terrorized and eventually tortured to death by his jealous uncle, had suicidal ideation magically imprinted on his brain by an abusive teacher who also damaged his ability to do magic, didn’t meet his first daughter until she was a teenager, had his body used to conceive his cousin without his full consent and could never tell him the truth, accidentally fucked up his psyche by removing too many of his emotions by magic and became a dick until they were returned 16 years later, returned to his childhood home posing as a servant and resurfacing all of his trauma over not feeling like a real member of his family, lost his deeply enmeshed Wit partner and refused to ever find another one, fell in love with his male best friend in an intensely homophobic society, lost said best friend in a terrible way while fulfilling his dying wish and saving the world, brought the best friend back only for him to break off their bond and leave, didn’t see him for 30 years, had a slow developing second daughter he struggled to bond with, became a single dad to a child he didn’t know how to properly care for, accidentally nearly killed his homoerotic best friend who was frail and had been tortured into insanity, his daughter was abducted by the evil magic eugenics cult that did it while he was trying to save the friend, went on a suicidal revenge quest against the magic eugenics cult, his daughter experienced horrific traumas during this time and was hardened into the Destroyer, nearly drowned on cult island, was infected by body destroying parasites that ate him from the inside out, died while being gawked at by everyone as he tried to transfer his consciousness into a stone wolf with his gay bestie

The Fool-raised by loving parents for his first 20 years before they inadvertently dropped him off with an abusive cult, was isolated and faced physical, emotional, and sexual abuse, had a substitute parent figure abandon him when she I longer found him useful, was forcibly held down and tattooed with a full back piece, sold himself into slavery in order to escape, had faced such extensive sexual abuse that he expected to be raped his first night in his new location, shunned by most people who see him as a “freak,” beaten by the kings favorite son and his friends, loses his father figure and his only friend/Catalyst for his life’s work in one night, reunites with his friend/Catalyst who he has fallen in love with but has no choice but to leave him for 15 years shortly after, upon reuniting with him his friend finds out about his love for him and angrily rejects it and is openly disgusted by his sexuality and gender presentation, he finds out through prophecy that he’s going to die horribly but he can’t avoid it if he’s going to fulfill his mission, he reconciles with the man he loves only days before his murder, he is flayed alive while having his memories stolen, he’s brought back from the dead against his will by his best friend, said friend then wants him to play third wheel while he gets back with his ex girlfriend, a former White Prophet who he respects tells him that he needs to leave his friend forever or risk undoing his work, the former White Prophet takes him back to cult island where he is tortured into insanity over the course of 20 years, he escapes and travels the world blind and crippled and and nearly dead to return to his friend, he finds out that he has a daughter he never knew, the daughter is kidnapped by the same people who harmed him as a child and an adult, he is forced to return there to possibly face unspeakable horrors to have a chance at saving her, spends the whole mission becoming increasingly depressed and withdrawn, foresees that the man he loves will not survive the rescue, loses the love of his life and is immediately rejected by his daughter, returns with nothing left to live for, ultimately chooses to essentially commit suicide to be with his love

Bee-believed to be “simple” due to her slow development for most of her childhood, rejected by her peers, cared for almost exclusively by her mother until her death when Bee was only 9, once it was determined she can in fact learn ended up with an abusive tutor, from her perspective was left behind by her father in favor of his old friend who he had a suspiciously close relationship with, was abducted by a representative from an evil cult who sacked her home, was surrounded by rapists while trying to pass as a boy, was regularly beaten into submission over the course of several months, believed that her father had rejected her and no one would come for her, went on a killing spree that included setting a woman on fire, realized she was a prophesied figure known as the Destroyer, saw her father appear to die, found out that she has a second father who is from the same race of people who took her and wants to make her the White Prophet, found out her father who raised her is still alive only to see him be eaten alive by parasites, saw her second father choose to die to be with him after she told him that her father loved him more than her, seemingly vindicating everything she said

[themanirealityshifter]

My Empyrean DR Script (that I will write on here, so that I actually finish it 😭)

Me

First Name: Sebastian

Middle Name: Fynn

Last Name: Riorson

Nickname(s): Seb; Sebby

Pronouns: He/Him

Species: Human

Age: 23

Description: Black hair (wolfcut)(I love wolfcuts, and I don’t care if it’s impractical, I MISS MY LONG HAIR); Olive skin (even though I’m as pale as the moon in my CR); Black eyes flecked with lighter brown; Lean, muscular body (I need to be in shape here or I will die, so luckily I’m in control of this and can script that I’m not a blob that lays on the couch every single day); Top and bottom surgery scars (you bet your ass I have those); Fully transitioned (love that testosterone); Huge black dragon relic covering my back; Rebellion relic covering my chest; Lots of scars all over my body

Positive Trait(s): Intelligent (I need to be able to not be a dipshit and die immediately); Clever (same thing); Good memory (say bye bye to all those days of dissociation and maladaptive daydreaming in my CR, now I will remember EVERYTHING there); Quiet (of course I’m quiet, have to keep up the mysterious act, plus I’m too overstimulated and socially awkward for this shit); Thoughtful (my mind is always stuffed); Nice (even though I’m quiet and don’t talk much, I am pretty nice when you talk to me first)

Negative Trait(s)(yes, I’m gonna script them, just to give myself some flavor): Trusting (making friends wise, always end up getting hurt or stabbed in the back, literally and figuratively)

Dragon Type: Black Morningstartail (I JUST LOVED TAIRN SO MUCH, I HAD TO MAKE THE DRAGON I’M BONDED TO A BLACK MORNINGSTARTAIL TOO)

Dragon Name: Aodhan (do we know how to pronounce his name here? no. will we script that we do know it? yes)

Signet Power(s): Time Manipulation (can go back in time) and Reality Manipulation (can make my imagination real life)

Weapon(s): Daggers and Swords (I love me some sharp things)

Parent(s): None (dead)(it’s literal canon that Xaden’s parents died[along with all the other parents that were part of the rebellion]so yeah)

Sibling(s): Xaden Riorson; Liam Mairi (adoptive brother)

Other Family Member(s): Brodhi Durran (cousin)

Best Friend(s): Xaden Riorson (I’m besties with my brother, I know, I can do that); Liam Mairi (same thing); Violet Sorrengail (I’m the one who ends up being the body guard for her, not Liam); Brodhi Durran (I love my family); Ridoc Gamlyn (I adore him, it’s gonna be interesting all the talks we will have [I am scared that most of them will be about sex he had or people that he likes, help me]); Heaton (I love my non-binary pals); Garrick Tavis

Friend(s): Imogen Cardulo (I love her hair); Rhiannon Matthias (bisexual queen, go girl)

Partner(s): None (I am single forever, thank the almighty gays)

Gender Identity: TransGuy

Romantic Orientation: Aromantic

Sexual Orientation: Asexual

Other Orientation(s): Ambiamorous; Panalterous; Panaesthetic

Extra Fact(s): Liam does not die (I was sobbing when it happened); Homework is effortless and easy always (I don’t want to work too hard or make it take up so much time); I am a skilled painter/artist (something to do when I’m not doing homework, have training, have secret rebellion meetings with Xaden and the rest, or guarding Violet); I wear ear plugs a lot of the time (because I’m overstimulated a lot, but I still manage); Probably have some anxiety and PTSD (not that I don’t have anxiety already and probably have some form of PTSD here-); I keep my head easily (no panicking for me, though, even though I know, realistically, that contrasts with the anxiety, but I want to live and also have my sparkle at the same time); I know how to pronounce Aodhan’s name perfectly; Garrick and Imogen are together (Imogen needs her love too); I cannot die; None of my best friends or friends can die; Xaden, Liam, and Brodhi cannot die

Specific Affirmations For This DR: “I am with Aodhan”; “I am Xaden’s brother”; “I am in Basgiath College”; “I am in my dorm room”; “I am training with Ridoc”

Safe Word/Phrase: “Put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.” (don’t ask)

Me in this DR (Picrew Form):

Probably will add to this more. Maybe will post some individual scenarios for this DR.

[james-sunshine-potter]

tw/ heavy talks of homophobia

"Hey, looking good, where are you heading?" Sirius commented as James walked into his living room. Sirius came round to help Regulus with something he needed to do for work. Sirius and Regulus are surrounded by books, contracts and general mess as James uses the mirror above the fireplace to take off his jellewery, leaving it on the mantlepiece in-front of him.

"Oh my cousins getting married, i'm leaving soon,"

"Soon, it's barely ten am!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Indian weddings are like all day events,"

So, James hadn't been looking forward for this wedding. It wasn't that he didn't like his extended family, he does. He gets on alright with them. His parents were going to be there, and he gets on well with his cousin, the one getting married. It's just... some of the older members of his family.

He's avoided telling Regulus about it for a particular reason

"A wedding? Why didn't you tell me, I haven't prepared anything, when do you leave?" Regulus asked, taking his nose out of a book.

"My parents are picking me up in roughly half an hour..." James was really trying to avoid this conversation.

"You haven't mentioned this to me, how long have you known about this?" Sirius asked. despite the length Regulus and Sirius has lived at the Potters, they never really met much of James' extended family. A lot of them don't live in England, and the ones who do, don't speak great English. James has always been able to communicate to them, as English wasn't his first language. It wasn't even his second. Barely his third... But his parents thought it might be for the best they don't meet. So they only ever met a handful of them, majority of being on his dad's side. Regulus nor Sirius ever asked about it.

The point was that, Regulus and Sirius didn't know his family very well. If they went to this wedding, they would be completely out of place, and James isn't sure how much they'd enjoy it. He isn't sure he's going to enjoy it.

"I want to say a month, I haven't really been thinking about it," James said loosely as he walked out the room briefly, coming back in with his sherwani, the jacket which went with his outfit.

"A month? Why haven't you told me... what can I do with twenty minutes?" James and Regulus had been to weddings together before, if they ever have a plus one on an invite, it's always them.

Which is what the issue lies in...

"Yeah, that's why I haven't told you... you're not exactly coming," James said, knowing that would be better than umming and erring.

"What? Why?" Regulus didn't sound hurt or offended, he sounded confused.

"Cause I didn't get a plus one on my invite," James started to button up his sherwani, as he leaned against the arm chair facing the couch which Sirius and Regulus were on. Work completely forgotten.

"Oh..." is all Regulus said.

"Why didn't you get a plus one? Has no one else got a plus one?" Sirius pushed.

"No, Indian weddings don't really work like that..." James didn't want to have this conversation, he just wanted today to be over with. "I called my cousin about it but they said it was final, I asked about that and they people did, but it didn't 'work out' for me... I don't plan on staying that long anyway, so I just left it at that,"

"Well, you should have pushed it, surely if you explained that you wanted your boyfriend there they would understand," Sirius pushed, sitting on the edge of the couch now.

"I... kind of don't" James said, immediately back tracking when regulus does pull an offended look, "It's not you, I would love you to be there it's just..."

"It's just what, James? Why don't you want me there?" Regulus spat, filling the air with tension.

"It's my extended family... they don't... love the fact I'm gay," James admitted and the air radiating of Regulus cooled, "It's just... my family is very religious, which you guys know from my parents but they also come from apart of the world which is still living with out of date ideologies... gay marriage isn't even legal there yet, and only in the past five years have being gay been decriminalized..."

Horror and shock paint Sirius and Regulus' face as James speaks.

"I've never intended for them to know, it was easier that way, especially as they didn't love my way of live before... not being a doctor or following down an academic job, so every time I saw them it was a lot 'why you not a doctor yet?' or being compared to my cousins, which is normal in Asian families, I mean my dad's parents are Vitaminise, along with all their family, so it's disappointment from both ends, you know,"

James took a deep breath, letting them catch up.

"If you never told them, how did they find out?" Sirius asked innocently.

"Because my mum told my aunt, and it spread like wildfire... she told her a couple of months after I came out to her, you remember how long it took for my parents to get comfortable with it... they're fine with it now... but I know my extended family, and now every event since has been filled with weird looks, side comments and my Nani asking me 'when will I meet a fine lady'... just worded differently in Urdu..."

"So they didn't give you a plus one because..." Regulus started, but James finished Regulus' sentence.

"Because they didn't want me bringing a man as a date to the wedding? Yeah... it's a sort of tell not show sort of thing in my family... I'm the only open gay person in my family, and I didn't even come out on my terms... the point is you wouldn't have a good time at this wedding, homophobic family members and large get togethers don't mix well, and you don't have to be subjected to that, as I said before I don't plan on staying long,"

As James finished speaking, there was a honk from a parked gold Honda from outside their house.

"If they're being horrible to you about this, you shouldn't go James... that's unfair on you," Sirius said, as James slid on his sandals.

"It's fine, my parents want me to go, plus being a first cousin makes me in the bridal party for the groom, I'm my cousins best man... the wedding doesn't even started till one pm, I have four hours of mehndi and meeting my cousins soon to be in laws ahead of before the ceremony even begins... it'll make it worse if I don't go,"

Regulus nods, Sirius has a look of defiance on his face but James ignores it.

"Well, come home as soon if they're making you uncomfortable,"

James plants a strong kiss on Regulus' lips and leaves for the longest wedding of his life.

[khaleesiofalicante]

I realized Kyle is like 90% of my family OMG. Pls I've heard my uncle say this "times" were horrible because there were a lot of "openly gay people" in his workplace and it would be better that it stayed hidden or in "closed doors" JSJGSJSKSKK

Yeah I used to feel bad about these comments, but idk if it's about growing up or just having people that really accept me incondicionally, but they are just funny and a bit pathetic now, especially when they try to justify it by saying they grew up in a different place. Like, my friends know I'm bi and even if two of them grew up on a super religious space, they've never said anything rude and always accepted me. Yeah, they all make jokes about it (not in a rude way) the same way I make jokes about them being straight.

But boy are the conversations on family funny JSHSJSKKS. I also heard that Disney should stick to being entrainment and not try to push any "agenda" or teach people anything... sir wtf??? And they always call queer people derogatory words and then say they're not slurs, and they can say whatever they want?? Istg I don't fucking care who I end up marrying with, they are NOT invited to the wedding and everyone in my family can me mad about it idc😤

Anyway, the point it that I was reading Kincaid interactions with Kyle and I felt so bad for him and also because Victoria excuses his behavior saying he loves him and just wants what's best for him. And, even if it's true, it doesn't excuse treating your son like that or constantly making remarks about his dating life, basically forcing him to go on a date and making him feel bad on purpose about not being engaged

It's kinda the same situation one of my cousins lives through, bc she's bi and her parents wouldn't accept that. I still don't like her because she fucking sniched on me😤, and told the rest of my family I liked girls and I found out thats why they never ask me if I have a boyfriend like they did with the rest of my cousins and my sister. Because they don't wanna know if I do🙄. Like I expected that from everyone else, BUT HER? BEING BI?? I expected some solidarity, come on!! We talked and bonded over similar queer experiences and then she throws me under the bus??? And everyone in my family apparently knows about me already but they ignore it as if it can go away one day and they never say anything, but still make those stupid comments in front of me on purpose😤

I should get an award for not saying all the things I could because if I said every (amazing) comment or reply I have on the tip of my tongue, I would probably be kicked out lmao.

Okey, my bad. I just get really pissed off at them sometimes. Really will be living my best life when I can decide not to spend more time with them 😍.

Okay but same with my family members and I am ready to fight them all 😤😤😤

The way we talk about homophobia and hate crime from the world and society and most of us mainly have to deal with it from our families (directly or indirectly)

Fuck these people. It's just a very sorry way to live their life.

And yes DO NOT be afraid to walk away from toxic family members (if that is something you can do and want to do).

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Got any head canons For Kakashi's relationship with Gai's parents in his teacher lifetime? I ask for that one specifically because technically, that is the only life time Gai he introduces God Kakashi to his parents as his actual boyfriend! In his first and third lives, he may have met Dai but he was introduced as a childhood friend. In his forth to sixth the parents all died before he met Gai (or in 4th's case with knight Gai, he onlybhad that one night and he wasn't going to use it asking about his mums!). In the seventh life he met travelor mum before he met Gai (hilarious), so he never introduced her, and in the lifetime after this, they are introduced as childhood friends.(we don't talk about 2nd Gai's parents 😒)

But Teacher Gai has the rare opportunity of getting to Date Kakashi right away. And as such his parents get the honor of meeting Gai their son's boyfriend! Do they approve right away? Do they ask personal questions. Are they excited when they learn he's also trans because they know Gai is dating someone who truly understands him (or if Gai only started transitioning lately, maybe he can help him with some new things!)? Are they a little disappointed at no grandchildren but love the 8 dog babies? Do they share Gai's enthusiasm over history? Do they ever catch on to his godhood before Gai XD;

I just love the idea of Kakashi having to earn parents approval (but getting it right away). And then some happy inlaw shenanigans happening. Maybe they ask to meet his dad/ siblings too...which might be hilarious in its own right XD.

Obito: Why do I have to wear a suit for this?

Kakashi: Because if my inlaws think for one second I'm shabby because of you- I WILL END YOU!

Sakumo: It's been so long since we've all been together 🥲.

Sister/gender queer sibling (whose name I forgot. Sorry): I can't wait to tell every single one of Kakashi's embarrassing childhood stories to Gai's entire family tree. 😈

(Kakashi getting invited to family get togethers and meeting grandparents, aunts, uncles cousins~ maybe siblings! A HUGE loving family for Gai ♡)

I think he’d get along well with them, and not just because Gai wouldn’t stop gushing about him for years before they actually got together XD

Kakashi is sweet, respectful, attentive, and really reigning in that arrogant attitude so he doesn’t give a bad impression. He’s not as open and excitable as Gai made him seem, but that’s because they’re newz

He’ll get there.

I’d say he has the best relationship with the other family members cuz dude has an ‘old soul’ (if only they knew the truth XD) and loves to talk about history and all of the festivals and beliefs of the village.

Gai’s siblings and cousin’s also start offering their help at the farm, so Kakashi ends up with with even more vegetables over the years as more and more people help him, meaning the villsge (and choji) get more

[turtlemagnum]

today was the day my grandpa retired. he came into work, sat in the break room and talked to everybody who wanted to say goodbye at work all day. he got to see this one regular shopper who always brought her dog, he got to pet her (and so did i, eventually). me and my grandma got there at about 2:30 or so, and stayed until about 4, which is when he got clapped out. i swear, every fucking employee in the company was there, and we all clapped as he passed by. it's weird to say about my goddamn grandpa, but i felt proud of him in that moment. then we went to the bar that they planned his retirement party at. turned out to be a gay bar, which they didn't know when they planned it, but they didn't have a problem with it either. was nice to have a bar i could feel comfortable wearing my pride pins at.

the party felt a bit rough on my end, at the start. shit got crowded quick, and for the first little while they kept sending me out to the car to get one little thing they forgot. but, i got some food in me (which was mostly pretty damn good), and then i started talking to my mom, which led to talking to family members i either hadn't seen for a while or hadn't met at all, which turned out nice. i played darts with someone who turned out to be my little cousin, little gremlin thing was only 14. i had to stop her from getting tetanus, apparently earlier in the month she decided to grab a motherfucking snapping turtle, frankly amazed she's still in one piece. her grandfather was the man who took me to shoot for the first time, so goddamn many years ago. my mom asked him about something gun related and his response gave me the bittersweet revelation that in terms of technical information, i've surpassed him in the intervening years. i can guarantee he's still a better shot than me though, given just a relative lack of experience on my end.

at first i only drank water because the only non-alcoholic drinks the barkeep said she had were non-alcoholic beer and coke products, and given the current boycott i'm trying my best to steer clear from coke products. then my little cousin mentioned she wanted a daiquiri, and apparently they had them available so i got one too (or first, rather, just by sheer luck of the draw). virgin, of course, just like i used to get when i was a little kid. one of the many things that felt nostalgic tonight. karaoke had started, and i saw my grandparents dancing together to a love song, and i felt like crying. it was through a window, but i saw a very special moment. a part of me was envious, for what they have. i'd never tell them that, though.

eventually, the crowd that came for the party started clearing out, and there were a few unrelated people who just came for the karaoke. one was a beautiful woman with an even more beautiful singing voice. my mom really hit it off with her after she sang, though i couldn't hear a word they said due to how loud the music was. the same could be said of my grandparents talking right next to me. i was resting my arm on my grandma's chair, and i felt it wobble from being a bit uneven. i decided to wiggle the chair a bit, which got a smile out of her. something else i remember from earlier was that i talked to my uncle. a bit about him:

he's my grandma's adopted little brother. i mention that he's adopted because he's native. don't know what tribe or anything, he's never mentioned it and frankly, given how he taught us kids words in "indian" i'm not entirely sure he knew either. again, adopted. in terms of raising him my great grandparents did about as good a job as white people living in the 1970s coulda done, frankly. because of that bleeding over into how my grandparents and how my mother raised me, i'd like to think i have a fairly healthy amount of respect and interest in indigenous cultures the world over; especially for somebody whiter than a cracker. so because of him, i don't think i'd be as good a person as i am today without his impact in a somewhat roundabout way, given how we were never the closest or anything. maybe when i was a lot younger, but the years have definitely gone on. and my only regret is that i feel like i can't really communicate how him and his son have impacted who i am as a person.

regardless, i talked with him for a bit. he asked what i was doing with my life, and i mentioned that i've been planning on getting my CDL and becoming a truck driver. he was also a truck driver before he somewhat recently retired, so he gave me a lot of advice, what to expect, what to look for, so on. he mentioned that the biggest downside to trucking is that it gets real lonely, and i said that was fine by me because i'm already a lonely person. he responded saying that it'd be the perfect job for me, then, and empathized with me when i mentioned how shitty that grocery job was. the conversation trailed off after his son, my cousin, came back after paying their bill. he was there with his girlfriend, who started talking about how she wanted to punch the owner dude for how he treated the barkeep lady. i just sorta slinked off from there

a few highlights and notable occurrences of today include: me and my grandma going to the car to be there for my grandpa while it was pouring goddamn buckets, like seriously just a little bit earlier the weather got bad enough that we thought somebody tried to bust open the door at first. being up at the bar with my mom and some guy mentioning that i looked like some guy from the smashing pumpkins(?), with both him and my mom being amazed that i didn't know who they were. he got especially amazed when i mentioned that she was my mom, he just sorta thought we were friends. he pulled up a picture of the guy on his phone and i did see the resemblance in the sense that he was a bald guy with a wide facial structure. one of my relatives i hadn't met before (at least, to my own recollection) wanted to see my eyes, because she wanted to see if i got them from my grandpa. his are blue, mine are hazel. regardless, she said i had beautiful eyes and an even more beautiful smile. really lit up my night, especially after my grandpa mentioned that i usually have beautiful hair too. also led to me having a conversation with the gun grandpa relative guy about how when i was a lot younger, i had my hair a bit longer once and then an old lady i held open a door for called me a "nice young lady" and i immediately shaved it, which he mentioned how he used to be a hippie dude which then went into a whole thing about him struggling with alcoholism and such. after the whole conversation topic had essentially run its course, i mentioned how growing up with my mom i heard a lot about the shit that addiction had done to our family, so i've made sure to never start anything, and i couldn't quite get a read on it but he seemed a bit proud.

at one point my mom was doing karaoke, this was later on in the night. she was doing green day, and she was just bad. had no sense for the flow of the words, no real tune to it, just god awful, it was great. she gestured for me to come up and sing with her, which i denied vehemently, mostly because i knew the song wasn't suited to my voice at all. which, to be fair, it wasn't suited for hers, either, but i actually cared about sounding good. i remembered how many years ago, she told me how much i sucked at singing, and it really hurt my little kid ego. then, a few years back now, back when i had a friend group they all agreed that i had a pretty good singing voice. so when i went up for karaoke, i felt pretty confident in sounding at least decent, albeit anxiety ridden as all hell.

here's the thing about my singing voice. it's not really suited for most of the music i'm really into, much less shit like modern-ish pop or rock or anything like that. i think it's unequivocally best suited for oldies, especially shit like sinatra. so, that's what i went with, and put in blue moon. i had songs from new vegas on the mind, since earlier the guy running the karaoke equipment sang why don't you do right from it presumably to fill the gaps between actual customers wanting to sing. and god dammit, when i got up and grabbed the microphone i was fucking shaking, especially my legs. i was anxious, because i wasn't sure if i was gonna turn out well, and to my relief i did. something i think was one of my better points was my rhythm/timing, i can't say i know the words by heart but i do know the way they're sung deep in my bones. i kept my eyes glued to the lyric screen until the first break in the song, and then i looked at the "crowd" (which, wasn't very many people but still). they all seemed to be genuinely enjoying it, and not at my expense either. something else i'm particularly proud of is how i'd occasionally misspeak (missing?) e.g. saying "flew moon" instead of "blue moon", but i managed to stay almost perfectly in sync with how the song's supposed to go without stopping and going "ah shit", y'know. i definitely know it's an important skill in live performances to be able to just keep on going even if you fuck up, so i'm definitely pretty happy about that.

afterwards i got applause. and like, i had been there for the night, i could definitely tell the polite applause from the "oh shit that was good" applause y'know. i didn't get as much hype as the lady who was an actually good singer, but i could tell that i did a pretty good job. my mom said that i did really good too, and both her and my grandpa congratulated me on having the balls to actually get up there and sing because they know how i am. afterwards my grandpa said he was genuinely impressed, and i know for a fact he'd let it be known that i did a shitty job if i did a shitty job, so that meant a lot. it was, in fact, my first time ever singing karaoke, so despite not being The Best tonight we're all definitely happy with how it turned out. that felt really nice.

it's bittersweet, seeing that he's finally done with this fucking job. he literally had number 1 seniority in the entire company, and this isn't a small company. it's mostly local, but it's big enough that there are a few stores in places like chicago. all of the people he worked with clearly loved him, and i'm glad that i have a grandpa worth being considered "the best boss i've ever had" by so many goddamn people. we had people who he hadn't even worked with in years, who moved to other jobs or other stores, they all came just to show how much they loved him. i'm glad he's so loved, i love him too. i just hope he doesn't go fucking insane from being home so damn much. tonight was a good night

[imsparky2002]

Akuma Park AU

This AU is from @le-chiggin-nuggie, and I wanted to add my headcanons to the AU. Hope everyone enjoys

Kagami - Stan

Quote - Sometimes I think our parents are really stupid

The only one that could be considered normal. Often time serves as the only sane one of the group. She can get pretty cynical on a bad day. Very mature for her age.

Moved to France from Japan when she was in preschool. Frequently insulted by Chloe for being Japanese. Kagami knows that she would kick Chloe’s ass, though.

Her and Marinette are best friends, with a relationship that borders on romantic.

Constantly has to deal with the antics of her blind mother, Tomoe.

Marinette - Kyle

Quote - You know, I’ve learned something today

The smartest one of the gang. Always wants to do the right thing, but can be insufferable about it at times.

Hates Chloe for being a rich brat and for being racist to her. If Chloe is suffering, Marinette is smiling.

She will be angered very easily, especially if Chloe’s involved. Her elaborate plans to be proven right rarely work out.

Cannot dance to save her life, a total klutz

Chloe - Cartman

Quote - Screw you girls, I’m going home!

The meanest kid in school. Chloe’s a spoiled brat who spends her days being horrible to other kids. Kagami, Marinette, and Juleka barely think of her as a “friend”.

Walks all over her father, the mayor of the small town.

Bigoted in every sense of the word. Mocks Kagami and Marinette for being Asian, Juleka for being gay and poor, and that’s just the kids in her group.

Lila Rossi scammed her and she retaliated by having Lila’s mother killed, and putting her remains into a bowl of Lila’s chili.

Juleka - Kenny

Quote - *incoherent mumbling*

The quiet one of the group. A goth who’s words are muffled by her purple parka. The only ones who understand what she’s saying are the other members of the gang, and her girlfriend Rose.

Whenever an Akuma attacks, Juleka is killed in battle. Yet somehow she always shows up the next day and is completely fine.

Made fun of by Chloe for her family being extremely poor. Her father abandoned them and her mother talks like a pirate.

Despite her shy demeanor, Juleka’s the most foul-mouthed out of the gang, she swears like a sailor.

I got some other characters in mind

Rose as Butters

Marc as Tweek and Nathaniel as Craig ( @artzychic27  cast them as these two before)

Kim as Clyde

Sabrina as Scott Malkinson

Adrien as Heidi

Lila as Scott Tenorman

Socqueline as Cousin Kyle

Miss Mendeleiev as Mr. Garrison

Miss Bustier as Ms. Choksondik

Principal Damocles as Mr. Mackey

What do you guys think? Lemme know in reblogs and replies.

[epilepticlesbian20132017]

Struggling with some information my mom told me that I didn’t want to know. If you don’t know, I stopped talking to a majority of the extended family from my dad’s side over a year ago. My mom told me a couple days ago about how one of my aunts & one of my cousins that didn’t approve of me being a lesbian have done these amazing things for LGBTQ+ people in their lives so maybe I should reconsider talking to them. I told her it just means that they’re fine with it as long as it’s not someone in the family or else they would’ve apologized to me for what they have said to me. I don’t remember the nice act my aunt did, but apparently my cousin went as far as to marry her lesbian friends & is telling everyone who will listen & is acting like it makes her an ally now. When 2-3 years ago, she sent me homophobic text messages & made me feel horrible about myself & told me she didn’t want me to be part of her life anymore. Which I was shocked she felt that way then since I grew up knowing one of her best friends was gay. Although, she has dropped him since her other best friend from childhood is a strong republican influencer & we all know how that can go. I’ve told my mom & Grammy that I don’t want to hear about what’s going on with the people in the family that I don’t talk to because it honestly just makes me more upset. I’m sitting here crying because I’m therapy I talked about how upset this makes me & I just don’t understand why I have family members that think they need to rub it in that I’m not accepted by others or keep me updated on others that I literally don’t care about anymore. What would you do in this situation?

[kemendin]

World Building Wednesday: Khel Sutek

B A S I C S • Full name: Khel Sutek • Gender: Trans male • Sexuality: Gay • Pronouns: he/him

O T H E R S • Family: His parents and several other near-immediate family members were unfortunately on Ziost when it was wiped out. He has a somewhat distant cousin in the Jedi Master Timmns, who was long estranged from the rest of the family until Khel discovered the connection there. • Birthplace: Naadjem • Job: Empire’s Hand • Phobias: Force lightning, small spaces (neither of which will be noticeable unless he is under a LOT of pressure) • Guilty pleasures: Spa days, Kaasi wine, going out in public without being recognised, having someone else giving the orders

M O R A L S • Morality alignment: Light side, probably lawful neutral ish • Sins: lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath  • Virtues: chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T • Introverted/extrovert: He’s really an ambivert, he adapts to the situation as needed. He’s fine both in large gatherings and just on his own. • Organized/disorganized: He’s got a very strategic mind, good at navigating details. • Close-minded/open-minded: He’s quite receptive to new ideas and perspectives, and doesn’t mind admitting when he’s wrong. • Calm/anxious: He is extremely controlled and poised, it takes a lot to make him visibly show any stress. • Cautious/reckless: He much prefers to know all the facts beforehand and work out a strategy for any given situation, though he’s good at thinking on his feet. • Patient/impatient: He’s very much about ‘doing things thoroughly/properly’ rather than ‘doing things quickly’. • Outspoken/reserved: He has a masterful poker face and never displays more of his inner thoughts/feelings than is strictly necessary. It’s a survival technique. • Leader/follower: While he’s had to become a leader, and is a decent one, ultimately he prefers to serve rather than lead. He’s still working on that balancing act. • Empathetic/unempathetic: He can feel for and understand even enemies. He just really understands people and how they think/work. • Optimistic/pessimistic: He’s not bright and cheery but he tries to look on the positive side of things. • Traditional/modern: He’s very much in favour of progress and improvement, especially with regards to the Empire. • Hard-working/lazy: The Empire isn’t going to improve itself! Khel’s always striven to go above and beyond and do the very best he can, it’s one reason he’s made it this far in life.

R E L A T I O N S H I P S • otp: Malavai Quinn. Khel was crushing on Quinn within a week of meeting him, but tried to let any relationship develop in its own time. Ultimately he had to beat Quinn over the head with it to get the other man to realise that it was, in fact, very mutual, but now they’re deeply dedicated to each other in all respects. • ot3: None • brotp: Major Anri. They really hit it off as fellow aliens looking to bring the Empire into a new era of prosperity and diversity. • notp: Vette, for many reasons (Khel’s gay, she’s still kind of a slave in the beginning even if he gives her as much freedom as he can, they really don’t agree when it comes to the Empire, etc). Throwing Darth Shaar in here too because her flirting with him was REALLY off-putting.

[megan-loves-surveys]

#26.

Do you have a large dog? If not, are you afraid of them? No, and it depends on the dog.

Has anyone ever told you that they loved you, and you didn’t say it back? No.

Who is your favorite photographer? No idea.

Were you shy in high school? Somewhat.

Did the last guy/girl you kissed have any piercings? Yes, my boyfriend has an earring.

Do you actually love your parents? Yes.

Do you know anyone autistic? Not that I know of.

Do you like your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s parents? Unfortunately, both of them have passed away so I'll never get to meet them.

Do you like Polaroid photography? Not really.

Who was the last family member of yours that died? My Grandma.

Do you have any gay family members? Yes, one of my cousins. I'm also bisexual myself lol.

Would you be upset if you caught your boyfriend looking at porn? No lol, I watch it too xD

What is your favorite type of cat? Any, cats are adorable.

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst? My boyfriend... and my Dad.

Were you raised by someone other than your parents? No.

What’s the last chore you did? Just cleaning up in general.

What is your favorite jungle animal? Dunno.

Is your father injured? No.

Are you part Native American? No.

What are your pets’ names? -

Have you ever worked two jobs? No.

What are the names of all the dogs you’ve ever owned? I've never owned a dog.

Would you ever get a face tattoo? God no.

Who in life have you felt the strongest need to protect? Dunno.

What is the cruelest thing a person has ever said to you? That I looked retarded.

Who have you most feared in your life? Dunno.

What is your strongest reason for your opinion on abortion? I dont want kids, so I always want the option if I accidentally get pregnant.

What one natural thing would you most like to see? Hmm.

Do you like the game Tetris? Sure.

What’s the most rebellious thing you’ve ever done? Oh, don't ask, I'll get in trouble.

Have you ever wanted to be a model? No.

Do you like your name how it’s spelled? Yes, it's the proper way :P I don't like when they add all the extra letters to it, like H and A and that.

Who was your first online friend? Zoe, probably. Not the Zoe I knew in NZ, she was from the UK and was a Blue fan - we met on a Blue fansite haha. We were friends for years! I wonder what she's doing these days.

Your last ex: how did you two get together? We were set up by friends of ours.

Does your mom dye her hair? Yep, her hair is currently like a pinkish red xD I get my love of dying my hair from her.

What’s the best kind of video game? (Adventure, shooting, etc) I love Pokémon, adventure games, strategy games and those 'choices matter' games, plus games like Cyberpunk 2077 & LA Noire that is open world but has a storyline to follow.

Do you know anyone who has road rage? One of my friends lol, he swears constantly when he drives, we get into a small traffic jam and he's like "GET OUT MY WAY CUNT!" out the window lmao.

Have you ever had a controlling boyfriend/girlfriend? No.

Have you ever tried to break up anyone because YOU liked the guy/girl? I don't do shit like that. I have had a crush on a friend's boyfriend before but I kept it to myself and didn't do anything about it cos I'm not an asshole.

Do you draw fanart of anything? No.

What was the last music video you watched? Did you like it? I watched Ladies Night by Atomic Kitten cos it's one of my faves and I hadn't seen it in ages.

What’s a condition you have that you haven’t been officially diagnosed with? Dunno.

Which one of your parents do you think is smarter? My Dad. My Mum is smart, but I think my Dad outdoes her.

Have you ever supported anyone’s Kickstarter? If so, what was it? Yes, I'm currently backing a Kickstarter for a Broken Sword remake! I can't wait to get my bonuses for it.

What band has the power to make you cry by splitting up? None of them, cos they've all split up and got back together so I'm used to it.

Would you feel funny if you kissed somebody of the same sex? No.

Can grills be sexy on a guy? No.

What’s your favorite comic book/graphic novel? That's not really my thing.

Do you prefer original or sour Skittles? I like both.

Do you find it easy to pass the time or do you get really bored? Depends.

Have you ever been in a Catholic confessional? No.

Who was the last non-relative you rode in a vehicle with? My boyfriend.

What was the title of the last song you listened to? "Bad Kind Of Butterflies" (by Camila Cabello)

Who is the lead singer of your favorite band? They're all the lead singer.

Do you expect to be married in the next 2 years? No.

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to an insect? No.

Who IMed you on Facebook last? My friend.

Is there an item that you bought on a whim, but now consider it a crucial part of your life and you would or have purchased it again? TBH, I decided out of the blue I wanted a FitBit and now I can't live without mine.

What flags do you have in your room, if any? None.

What was the last thing you ate? A banana.

What kind of natural disaster is most common where you live? Tornados.

Do you or your parents rake your yard? We don't have a yard.

If you’re not straight, who was the first person you came out to? Friends online.

What do you think of the ‘Healthy At Every Size’ movement/philosophy? It's stupid.

Where did you meet the last person you swapped numbers with? Work.

Who was the last person to add you as a friend on Facebook? Some random.

Did you enjoy high school? Yes, mostly.

What’s an unusual food combination you like? Hmm, not sure.

What’s the longest stretch of time you’ve spent completely alone? A few days over New Year's once, my Mum went to stay with my Grandma and I stayed at home, I didn't even go out lol.

Did your parents allow you to drink soda when you were a kid? Yes, but only on occasion.

Did you ever go through an emo or goth phase? No.

How many times have you stayed at a hotel in the past year, and where? None.

Do you take a walk every day? I try to.

Who was your favourite musical artist when you were 15? Do you still listen to them? Blue and Girls Aloud, and yep still a huge fan of them!

When was the last time you ate at a food court and what did you get? Last week, I had KFC haha.

How do you like your eggs cooked? Poached or fried.

What’s your favourite place to go on vacation? The USA, but I haven't been since 2019. Thanks Covid.

Have you ever done your own compost? No.

Would you ever get a tattoo on your hand or foot? Nah.

Do you open your doors and windows on warm days? Windows, yes. I feel like I'm suffocating in the warmer weather with them closed.

Are the blinds/curtains in the room open or closed right now? Open.

Were you mean to anyone in high school? No.

Have you ever accidentally started a fire? No, the closest I got was doing popcorn in the microwave and it exploded lol.

What is the last note you edited in your phone’s notes app? My shopping list of things I need to get.

Who is your favourite coworker? You can tell me about one from your past if you don’t have one right now. Hmm, probably Elaine, she's an older woman who is at the next desk to me when I do data entry. She's hilarious, she bakes a lot and always shares with me and doesn't mind swapping shifts with me - this week I wanted Monday off so she switched with me, I took her Friday shift and she took Monday.

Do you know anyone who’s adopted a child? No.

What was the last video game or board game you purchased? I bought a bunch off Steam a bit back.

Are any of your siblings taller than you? -

Name a song that reminds you of a past relationship: Hmm.

Have you ever seen a building on fire in real life? Yes, I remember in our last house, one of the houses down the street caught on fire and completely burnt down.

Have you kissed anyone and their first name started with an F, D, or L? Yes.

Have you ever been in therapy for anything? No.

Is there any part of your sexual/romantic history that you have not told your current significant other about or that you will not tell future partners about? No, my boyfriend knows everything.

Have you ever developed feelings for someone whose sexual orientation was incompatible with yours? Yes. One of my friends is sooooo damn hot, but he swings the other way lol.

How many relationships have you been in that actually got sexual? Most of them.

Who performs the most random acts of kindness out of everyone you know? Lynnette probably.

Who’s the most romantic person you ever went out with? My boyfriend.

Last person to tell you that you smell good? My boyfriend xD

Last person you told that they smell good? See above haha.

Who did you have your first kiss with? Do you remember what colour his/her eyes were? His name was Cameron, and I think they were blue but I'm not sure.

Which edible flowers have you tasted? None.

What was the last video you added to your favorites on YouTube? Not sure.

Do any of your family members have an upcoming birthday? Yep.

Is your favorite animal endangered? No, it's cats xD

What is the middle name of the last person you texted? Daniel.

Have you ever come close to drowning? No.

What’s the cutest thing your S/O does, but denies it’s cute in any way? He pouts, and then denies he pouts LOL.

Have you ever dined alone at a restaurant? Not a proper restaurant but at like cafes and stuff, yeah.

Have you ever changed in front of the last person you kissed? Yes.

Have you experienced any severe side effects of medications? Yes - I took antibiotics a few years ago and they gave me a super bad rash and diarrhoea. Found out I'm allergic to that kind!

Have you ever had a big YouTuber reply to a comment you left on their video? Yep.

Have you ever given a lap dance? Yes, as a joke xD

Do a lot of people tell you that you are funny? Not a lot, but on occasion people have said I am haha.

Have you gone to a tanning bed lately? No.

What did you do on the Fourth of July? I'm not American.

Do you have nice legs? I like to think so. I have a short torso so I'm mostly leg haha.

Have you ever been to Ohio? No.

Do you like The Goonies? Never seen it.

Do you prefer hardly toasted at all or burnt toast? Not burnt, but very toasted.

Do you have any unusual skills? Depends what you consider 'unusual'.

Do you have any bug bites right now? No.

Is there anything annoying you at the moment? Yes. I had caffeine in my Starbucks and now it's making me weird lol, I keep forgetting to ask them not to add any.

Are there any forms of art you personally find pointless? Nah, some of it isn't my thing but it means a lot to other people.

Do you have any projects on the go right now? No.

Are you a hat person? On occasion.

Has anyone ever approached you in the street and asked to take your picture? No haha.

What song’s stuck in your head? Cody Rhodes' entrance theme cos he was on SD earlier and it was playing for awhile haha.

Do your feelings get hurt easily? Not really.

Have you ever seen a cougar in the wild? No.

When was the last time you took a selfie? The other day.

Do you have any nieces or nephews? No.

Do you have a good relationship with your cousins? i don't see them much, but we did get along.

Are there any upcoming events for you to look forward to? Sure.

How many siblings does your significant other have? He has two brothers.

Have you ever done three or more shots in a row? Not in a row xD

What was the last zoo you visited? I think the one in Washington DC.

[fkyumerica]

Wed 6:50 PM

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=dvcu8Q7g6Is grapes of wrath was this him in their family. donna's lying husband "disappeared" give me shit money land, her mom got up once and gave her it

10 Best Scariest But Underrated Horror Movies of 2023

fuck yea!!

https://www.tube.com/shorts/tJ0i42-KvNY ffucked her

Las Vegas man who attacked judge returns to courtroom for encing

donna hiner my moms "cousin" hip replacement

a restuarant once they kept saying it

and stalking them

cooked too

me bad im fucking  anyways

kenan thompson yea  heard it right thats kenan thompson

now attack her make her her mother

and hers too bye mallory!

then exorcist attacked

and is her mother

with kenan

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=G5opaCdxjdE she fucked all of them

The Brutality Of PIGGY

her family members, descendents

it shows who

that is grapes of wrath guy swimming with her

they will go up to fuck any guy, piggy girls do

hipster guys ed the araea

what fat ass wives started to die

they are inbreds

and had kids

then too

with them too

i dunno i had some fat wife i dont remmeber

and they hide them

in areas behind them

rivers

where ever

mountain

know where too

and now they can come in and have r shit. i said it they did it-piggy

now get out

had 8 boys with her, married 8 of her inbred boys

her adughter who lived with her

she lost 50lbs in 3 days

guys will kidnap them to have 8 of his girls at once again, van scene

and the guy at 10:42 they all looked like that ng when they did it

i got 8 girls. now.

michael kelso

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=xunRY4end80 they cut their tits off over and over again

The Brutality Of FEED

and inject them nonstop in sex

they tase everyone too

they fuck each roll and leave

had 17 in one country

drives nonstop

so does the rest of his family

to fuck her too

then surgery

flew up

stand there 14 days

chained them all together

dresses

sleepy hollow

next one

nicole ricci

are her eyes

she has to fuck the food and eat jewelry for him to take it out too in surgery

or skinny for a while wtf

is it a guy

sometimes

a necklace out of her chest

grease

movie

was that it

5:29 uncle joey

if  go with me girls  will be fat

shallow hal was after

their surgery for weight loss

29 again

wow 4

group of them say it never mess up

draco malfloy is him or his family

in germany feed r mom look it

dunno

and his dad, mick smiths gun shops

got him

smith

it is amanda

and amber

the fake chinese prostitute

what gibson was

gimmie some

look at her black inbred with her at the end

nurr

her porn

on her phone

saw it

https://www.tube.com/shorts/ImTC927DGiQ this is what it looks like when they heat mercury on me, it was brian

They're about to catch the ghost 🤣#kdrama #shorts

they made fun of me each time they see me, jen would

that weird south park thing on the plane ride

getting old

she went old

he was the great kali wrestler

no we play on your toys

people had ramps

to run up and down to get big

she had to fuck 8 men to get one night with one

for her daughter she was prengnat with to fuck it and the face was after

kiss her feet was it

maury show

every time

cut ones dick off in every town

Everyone Bully This Hunchbacked Boy but He Becomes Too Handsome After Pumping out The Pus

then that weird gay fuck to get bigger

and we're bigger and we're bigger

then they inject shit out their bodies into those fetuses

and give the mom a chance to run while pregnant

make her big

keep cumming in her got her pregnant too

the kid and again i dunno

really deformed one

and out of the infant, like an animal

and that on e is born fucking her too

giant obese women mothers are it

cant get up

then giant fucks her pregnant since

and i got 25

with uncle jessee

and filipino prostitutes

vietnam war

got ya

we grab it its mine nom

give me it

now

mcdonalds was it too cant open your mouth that big to eat

kids

we saw him though

i dont care

stop talking about him

pregnant got him

not

who cares

him

8 go at him shoot all of him

and shoot the kids its alive

her pregnancy

took one out put another on

in

knew it they talked about it

giant did

one that was already alive

infant

kenan thompsons then were 83 year old women, 30 years ago

they will always stay as retarded as they were when they were 12

j-los all wear masks

and they fuck for 4 days nonstop

her asleep

pregnant with giant shit in her

same everytime

two and i leave

whaaat

wants me

im back

again

more

kids in house

whoa1

The Brutality Of MEN

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=k-Of3m5ZeD0 the weird south park thing plane ride, old to young again, get a plane ride rob a bank with other people too and make a new town

The Brutality Of GERALD'S GAME

she went old

he was the great kali wrestler

no we play on r toys

people had ramps

to run up and down to get big

she had to fuck 8 men to get one night with one

for her daughter she was prengnat with to fuck it and the face was after

woops

they wont get up and walk

and drag her to her

learned more

those men did it too

death in the family

see what it does

touch them

they listened to giants that were not their family

retarded

sargeants in full metal jacket

his dick was over the top of her pelvic bone doing it

and he pulls it out over it too

the fetus

to be animal on all fours

bred

it is called

14 generations after, agent orange

looking

jackie kennedy was about 15 more

and the claytons

88

i will shoot  is all of them

next generation

says wont

but does

next one, their inbred, will give her too

fuck her

it has to be one of them to do it too

men jealous wanted to be one

to have all the girls

no one had dads dont lie

its him in joker

new movie

married to lady gaga wtf

a date whatever fuck

says it to everyone

now its a party

they show a dead skeleton one

he only dick holds it in

tip

and injects cum

then over puts it in

belly button hole to umbilical cord

and does the same

he will think he did it in 3 days

and scared old woman just saw it again

they are insane they go out and look

dont do it for r lives

she said no

and what tent of gum acid to fuck one

then they have those eyes

vinne guys do

to keep it there

to protect them

giant angels right

no she is one

the gayest most beautiful people they will ever meet

and she wont live with us still

no police

fuckkkkkkkk

my world just ended

nooooooooo

kill me i was always a drug addict

and with her emily

isnt her plastic surgery

that guy wanted to fuck

clayton

kill him

bleached him, inbred, bleached her

stole the infant

the guy screams after

and since

on every phone

get the fuck off it

land lines

and no wi fi lan dline to all of them

one will not be hooked up again

take down all the phone lines

14 kids each under 5

big eyes injected at the end could only do it to one, and contacts

deedee wanted to look it

sht

on the side

the weakest people alive the gays look at them touch each fother

and be at peace with each other

never felt it yet

calm

13:33

touching his dad

wtf

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=Oyr14TRb7lY it was buildings for everyone to live in

In the Past, Mysterious Creatures Invade Earth & Killed All Humans, But Except Humans Who Can't See

no jo re shooting them all

i had the gay boy haircut

that would mate as a infant

with a older woman

so did leon

10:26

fake she just gave birth

scissors

use her

put r kids in

put r kids in jo

oh no

she left after for her life

i dunno a house

shoot two kids too how hard is it

didnt look related

he was gya

their dad was gay

of the kids

vinnie and lydia

their grandpa was him in the house

and how they gay said it

died a painful death

i dunno

wouldent look at her again

leons mom inbred

sarah mated

brought them in

douglas her son at 5 did it to her

leon beat him

btk

to do it

chris married him too

there were 9

omg the love birds!

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=5F-sT2e1-l8 not many people would do this but she did

They Get ATTACKED By Sharks While Tourists Can't Do ANYTHING But WATCH - RECAP

to have people killed

mary queen of scots

mimi?

:10

constant party in water

sharks come

it was 4 every mile on beach

a day of people

allowd

lake michigan

it comes over

they would shit and piss

people are gone!

it was them too

wtf while we're in the water?

!

chyna doll was 144lbs at 5ft8

im gonna be it

again

she just did it, i got his super bowl ring and hit him in the eye

yea its my wife, he got all the rides

never saw his dad

believed it

didnt know

and hey leon

my dick

mark henry was cody

he did it with her

agnes. lied

was ms.stedmon

and ms.sick

and ms.alters

ms.edmonds

every school secretary principal

woman

no cant go together different grade

so he would fail

my dad was a asshole i didnt want to marry one of those men

tall skinny faggots

his mom made him fat when she got pregnant

his wife

my mom

and

i didnt wanna talk about her again

or them

but it was this

listen to someone or  wont get married

none of those guys were nice

and still stalked at me

she wont like them

and middle group of men was the same as the women

and those women whou could of been big fucked up

and died

walked with a guy who wasnt their grandpa one day

fucked up

and too much

wouldent look at him to learn

didnt talk to them either to not look

so

bye

and i found out what they all were by lying for 4 days

while my mom was pregnant kept walking around

well i dunno about him

she said yea and his mom found her again

so did he

didnt move

and her grandma stayed by her

and her

talking to me too

theyre all what?

other families looking to marry boys

and the girls

talked to anyone

so did the boys

listen to their dads

the old won

we know the world

chyna doll!

didnt win us yet

or its china

i did

jo's dad kept throwing her

to not get knocked out

till she got up and flexed

to marry a bigger blacker guy

and it didnt happen

lost her to

a man

and jo got up to crazy fight the giant blacks anyways

wont pin

old lady movement

they are it

nonstop they had to complain and fight at everyone

first it was rape

then

eventually from gays

fighting

fought us doesnt want us

i still dont want   hit me

a lot of people lost parents to it

mating around

any age

cheating

pregnant again knew to do it till that

and then

whoa

then i watched clockwork orange

and it looked like clayton at the beginning of the movie

jo didnt watch him that night

scottish showed up

band at her wedding

to jim

i threw her and she stayed down

then said jim  got the digits kill her

and he attacaked malcom

then i attacked jim, then he said no that was my dad

that molested me

too

then i attacked his dad

eddie guerrero watched

adn malcom

his dad said hit him in the face

he killed both

stand there

hit me

hard to look

hit him back and scratch him up

someone said it

this was gohan again

noooooooooooooooo

i had to be as big as a man or this wasnt going to happen

r dad did that and didnt marry him to

no my dad did this to me

malcom taught me to rape her

i did jump her off

malcom!!

ryan screamed deuce!

and she lost her job

haha aww

she said it

and had vans on for a guy to kick my ass in school

steve

mike was herr

ex too? ceeceterr

we raise each others kids too

and pop their acne and bathe with them half underwater

boy or girl

they are that gay or not

they didnt want me to walk around alive

ryan knew it from when she was alanis morresette

showed her pussy to lynn

her mom

who inbred too

jim is him

did it

whoa shes huge

again

84 of her

town is it

chris said she was crying

and a fred jumped on me scratching my face

didnt listen to him

all the old women were that stupid

nonstop cat fight

guys killed guys to kill their wives to drag them back home

tonight anyways where, inbred with older

and if any of them died too bad

i double deuce killed him

give me a kitty litter crystal

put it in his eyes two hits he is knocked out

left fast

needed it after

dope addict

thinks he can come at me to fuck me after

bjork shit in this house

her kid with jim wsa her

raping anne marie too

ring

birth stone inside pink bear

go to him

then she was avril lavigne then julie

erin burna, gingersnaps

and there were 15 of her too

one mom how many  have

its that

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=1Nrxw24Z_Ds steve grabbed my ass

Top 30 Moves of Chyna:

and courtney fucked him too

molly holly

and married corey

she kept saying his name was sean fucking him in a car

1:45 biggest i ever was in wrestling

if  keep killing them i will teach  it

my grandpa got bigger than my dad ever was

after i was born

then next one the day after

after sex

judo

was me the whole time

hey jo i wont look

she screamed for her life

then screamed on dope after OOOH

i want it

kitty crystal eyes

they called it that

some car ride

made them retarded after

like riding the wooly mammoth

first time on that much dope

never got that high again

whose that friend

i got 85 jos whatever bee bop a loo

i let these people live i dont care go be gay go to a sports game

know where his dad broke his neck last night

wasnt good

kill him

they were always allowed to say it

if they run at  they think they fuck

midgets

crrotch grab

had their nuts tied

i dunno again baby

maybe she'll be hot

mr.ass gave ricky the surgery at 5

plyers

they go to the beach and knock me out

they put nuts in r food to see them being killed

did she see the nuts

molly holly did

everyday

tim hortons

whoa

my nails

are for it

and why he married me to him

his dad listened to me

r dad wont

make him listen to me

they just ran off every time

had him farm

now hes got bamboo

so i hit him with it

and he raped him when he was nger

to not listen to his mom and stay with him

it was so i wouldent be pretty and stay too

so no one would come over

then grabbed him

and raped him too

twiggy

and i saved him

just did it once

then

knife at his throat or was his dick and face dhim to me

figure out what im doing now

said it like 20ft from me

now  fuck other girls to show  want her

no!!

i grabbed his knife and had to suck it

it was his dick

another boy kissed him on the mouth

or hey

nuts

UHH

hey she got off to me now i get to fuck her

and now milk off her

it was about me, then a animal

me and him next

both like it

shows his wife right

no usually my wife is there

a man was

now fuck him to find out

it was too dangerous to live

then get together with her

constant sex

after

it took him 3 days to get a knife

they came over at him

https://www.tube.com/shorts/LyfvUd7Steo david said show r dick

How Cannibal Tribes Hunt Humans! #joerogan #storytime #jungle

them doping people is it,

left to right, tonight we are young singer/steve, new it clown/barney/dan mitchell/mitchell brisboi/timmy, and 2pac/john

kiss em

fuck em

eat their face

biting it is it

if they do it in sex they found us

arbys turkey gyro and curly fries

fk yea

https://www.tube.com/shorts/Bdd7PtoooME they each have a whale

The Mystery of the Bowhead Whale's Longevity

i dont care moby dick

the whale said i dont care i love easter island, a gay pet can be a deformed man god

whered they go

how easy is it to steal it when its born

its following me

no it isnt

the eye they wanna see

evil eye was that

turkish

swim in

around around around

[crvvys]

thinking on this bc I’m in a mood but I really have come to enjoy my same sex attraction bc for a long time I ran into a lot of issues with it. and it’s one of my favourite things about myself now. I’d never want to be rid of it honestly. but I’m still pretty quiet about it.

and it’s not from shame anymore but more like something I’m fiercely protective over. when people know this about me, eventually the questions start coming and the boundaries become awkward. whether that’s a straight friend getting drunk and asking about the mechanics of lesbian sex or even saying I’d be her “type” if she was gay. getting messed with/harassed by friends in high school. having well meaning family members joke with you about gay things. that one hasn’t happened to me but I’ve seen how my cousin treats her gay brother. who she loves dearly but I hate the jokes straight people make about what we get up to. just the other day a bisexual friend of mine asked if dyke was a slur. like…I’ve worked through and removed a lot of the white noise of this shit. and I do my best to just come off as asexual even bc I get tired of this stuff. whether it’s hatred or just humiliation from the intrusion.

[stayathomesurveys]

150.

How many people have you liked this year? Just one.

How many pills do you take a day? 4.

Do you have any celebrity crushes? Yeah.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Teleporting or being able to like, change my body/hair/etc on a whim.

Do you put ketchup on top of your French fries or on the side? On the side!

Where did you last sleep other than your house? On a plane, probably.

Where did you get your last bruise from? Hit my knee on my bed frame.

Is it okay to kiss people when you’re single? Sure.

Ever worn something of the opposite sex’s clothing? Yup.

Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Hmm, idk.

How many email accounts do you have? A lot.

Who is the best cook in your family? Idk.

Which baby animal is your favorite? Hmm, kitties maybe :)

Have you ever carved a pumpkin? Yes.

When is the last time you went to a carnival? October, I think. If it counts... it was a fair?

Do you have a favorite glass, cup, or mug? Yeah.

What branch of science interests you the most? Psych.

Have you ever written anything longer than 10 pages? Yes.

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with via text? NIk.

Twitter or Tumblr? Twitter. Tumblr has not been the same since Yahoo bought it years ago lmao.

Have you ever been given a lapdance by an actual stripper? No.

Favorite YouTuber? Joe Santagato. Jaime French. Bailey Sarian. Kennie JD.

Have you ever had a controlling boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes.

Have you ever written a love letter to someone as a joke? No.

Do you have any gay family members? Yeah, a cousin.

Was your first kiss romantic? I guess aspects of it could be considered romantic.

What are you most likely to go to jail for? Idk.

Who was the last person to sleep over at your house? My parents.

What would you think if you found out your ex was gay? Idk. Nothing?

How many people has your best friend had sex with? I don’t have any friends.

When was the last time you had a conversation with an ex? 2017.

Are you currently “appearing offline” to anybody? No?

What were you for Halloween last year? Nothing.

Do you believe that karma can come back and slap you in the face? Yes.

Have you ever been to Texas? Yes, I used to live in San Antonio. I love it there.

Do your siblings text you? Yes.

Have you ever searched for your own house on Google Earth? Mhm.

Did your last kiss end up with you and the person doing anything sexual? No.

Who is your ex dating/talking to? One of them is married to a girl he met at work I’m assuming. I don’t know or care lmao.

Who did you last pinky promise with? Idk.

Did you ever have to share a room with one of your siblings? Yes.

What happened at the last party you went to? The last party I went to was probably that Halloween party in 2017 that I got horribly shitfaced at lmao.

Have you ever completely misunderstood what somebody was saying? Yeah.

When was the last time you felt ill? What was wrong? I’m getting over a bad cold or sinus infection rn. But last night I was horribly nauseous because it’s a side effect of my medication that I stopped taking for the week that I was sick... so those side effects hit me like a bus yesterday.

Who was your first best friend? Do you still speak to that person? Ashly. Yes, sometimes.

Are you wearing anything that was given to you as a gift? No.

What is your least favourite song, by your favourite artist? Idk.

What color is your jewelry box? I have a black and white one.

Are you attracted to the last person you Facebook messaged? No. He is attractive but I’m not like, attracted to him. Lol.

What is your brother/sister’s favorite food? Idk.

Do you have any ice cream in your freezer? What flavour is it? Yes. I have a lot of different flavors. Lemon pound cake, blueberry belgian waffle, chocolate raspberry, chocolate... to name a few.

In your life, who is the person that seems to understand you the most? No idea.

Are you afraid of losing the person you like right now? YES.

Does anyone know your Facebook password? Probably.

Would you ever consider getting a piercing in your septum? My septum is pierced.

Do you enjoy being outdoors? Yes.

How many times have you been to a zoo? A few.

What’re some unspeakable subjects for you? Idk.