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mr-aimalost · 2 days ago

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Silly time silly time (6 sketches at price of 1)

Batman abusing midgets

Selina is dummy

Minecraft on background

Dangerous separated, losing all IQ together

Mr Freeze miss his wife

Dumb Black Mask my beloved

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andstuffsketches · 3 months ago

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finally watched Reign of the Supermen

#kon is three apples tall.... good luck getting anyone to call you superman when you look like you should be in middle school #the second pic was inspired by that scene where lois is on the phone w steel and kon is peeking over her shoulder #superboy #conner kent #john henry irons #man of steel #lois lane #reign of the supermen #rots was fun bc i knew kon and steels situations but had no idea what visor and cyborg supes had going on #so i was like IS it him...? no.... it cant be....#it was funny when he was like please. just call me superman.#like even if he was the actual genuine clark kent back as a cyborg bbgirl youre not going to shake 'cyborg superman'#superman #digital art #comic #comics #dcamu #dc #dc comics #2024 #id in alt #also why is lois dressed like asami in the finale #and for the record steel is the most respectable of the titular supermen cause like #he wasnt trying to pass himself off as clark he was literally just a dude who was inspired to be a clearly separate superhero #i mean you could make a claim of copyright infringement cause of the S but in his defense it was a symbol of hope & clark was dead sooo

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thetisming · 1 year ago

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being auyisyic ius fucking wild i just say something that im thinking like "i feel inferior to this box" and people think im fucking hilarious

#i wasnt trying to be funny #the box is just very large and i am 13 #i feel inferior to the large box

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pseudophan · 6 months ago

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nobody knows their audience better than dan and phil

#daniel howell #dan and phil #phan #mine #my gif #i just had to gif this cause it's so sweet he is so sweet #he really said it wasnt straight girls shipping straight boys it was queer people finding community in each other #and yeah!#it is a lil funny that we get dragged by people outside the phandom trying to ''protect dnp'' for some reason #and then dan's like. hey. none of that. they're freaks but they're our freaks

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cozylittleartblog · 2 months ago

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50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass

#ultrakill #v1 #gabriel #doodles #art #ultrakill fanart #fastest death was like. 6 seconds. maybe less. i was playing on normal #and then my brother told me the secrets of Spamming Slide Like Your Life Depends On It and i got him in like. 15 tries #max0r wasnt kidding this guys entire strat is Teleporting Behind You #so the contrast of nearly killing him first try and then beating his stupid gay ass real fast in his second fight was REALLY funny #i learned bitch #i dont think i've ever yapped and screamed and yelled so much during a videogame before. dont ask me about the noise i made when #the mannequins started moving like coked up little spiders #''i dont believe people are genuinely this loud when playing lethal company they're making this up'' me playing ultrakill:

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anna-scribbles · 10 months ago

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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

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fascinationstreetmp3 · 11 months ago

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This is a rather high-risk romance we've embarked upon, isn't it? Brings new meaning to the term 'strange bedfellows'.

#baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #the dark urge #gale x durge #durge x gale #bg3edit #gamingedit #*#vex #he doesn't exactly say it out loud because he's not 100% sure what's going on but raahghh the 'i know this isn't really you'#type of thing..... 'something in you tried to kill me last night and thats awful but it wasnt You and i love You.' yknow.... it's so :')#they all do that with durge in their own unique ways #gale's way is making little jokes while trying to be as calm and open minded about whats happening to this person he cares so much for #also. 'let's not throw the murderous baby out with the bathwater' is such a funny line to me

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lurkinginnernarrator · 26 days ago

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Need more fics where sj!SQQ and a martial sibling gets stuck in a situation, and instead of them having a bonding moment or something stupid and emotionally healing, sj just pulls out a knife.

#mind you i eat up the emotionally healing tropes #i just think itd be very funny if #'oh no. im in a situation with my worst shixiong. we're at risk of losing our lives. please tell my mother i love her.'#and then the martial sibling(depending on the one)#would try to resolve any bad blood between themselves and sj #and sj just removes a hidden knife from the small of his back that wasnt confiscated or something #and just frees them #maybe he puts the knife through the jaw of a captor or a really formidable beast #svsss #and just goes 'what was shidi saying? i was busy being the only resourceful and useful person in the sect'#original shen qingqiu #shen jiu #cang qiong #og shen qingqiu #og sqq

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gremnda · 11 months ago

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sorry if me swearing my undying loyalty to you after our girlfriend died looks gay to the viewers. however,

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dinozaurtual · 1 year ago

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the woobification of hamas on this website is so astounding to me like. they literally filmed themselves murdering israeli civilians, including elderly people, children and even dogs, POSTED IT ONLINE, and tumblr leftists are still going "well actually there is no corroborated proof any of this has happened" like i have not seen this amount of stupidity in a very, very long time (maybe ever).

#them going 'we want everyone to see what we're doing here'#and then u idiots being like THERES NO PROOF while praising them for being 'freedom fighters'#if this wasnt so horrifying it would be funny #also ngl i am getting so tired of trying to give u guys the benefit of the doubt saying its pure stupidity and not. u know. hating jews #but alas...#jumblr

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puppyeared · 8 months ago

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i like him

#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him #i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form #it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again #if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat #or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour #idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed #i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny #if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive #never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny #im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory #i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that #i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit #myart #my art #doodles #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv harvey #kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago

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#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #masato arakawa #ryo aoki #snap sketches #AH jumpscare #i aint drawn aoki or masato (funny as hell i have to distinguish) in forever BYYYYYEE i miss him. i want him to be even more dead #my favorite genre of masato art is aoki killnig him so its my turn to do that. kinda. in spirit #Understandably its always aoki as the aggressor but i wanted to ask myself Can I Flip It #evidently aoki wasnt happy even with all of his power and all.. it makes me wonder how much his self hatred exists in aoki #A LOT EVIDENTLY LMAOOO but im having issues trying to articulate what i mean #aoki is very much a persona Fake Through And Through so sometimes i wonder if aoki ever gets tired of having to act all the time #he's on edge all the time and constantly trying to figure out how to use people instead of just. chilling LMAO GROW UP #he refuses to let himself be genuine and vulnerable with others yet at the same time he wants the love that comes with that #sure his new persona gives him the life he wanted but its gotta be wild to think 'people only like me for what i can do for them'#its hard to accurately describe what i was thinking while drawing these i just know i like rattling masato in a can #there's just so many layers to him it makes my brain itch SOOOO bad #having the love and sincerity he said he always wanted but not being able to see it because of his own self hatred... wild...#relatable... im gonna throw up... he still sucks tho lol......#ok bye im gonna contemplate drawing something moody cause i guess it's a moody sunday idk sue me

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unseenwizzard · 11 months ago

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Death: belief and hope are pointless and justice is made up

Also death: I saved hogswatch just because. no real reason. still literally heartless I swear. pls be nice to me susan. u can keep the rat. I love u. u can play my ribs like a xylophone if u want

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #death #death of rats #hogswatch #hogfather #but dont read into that susan #*hastily shoves his feelings under the bed like theyre dirty laundry* dw i definitely didnt save the little match girl #or steal a feast for his buddies from soul music #susan sto helit #og #to clarify. i know that he wasnt saying it was pointless this was a joke i was trying to be funny

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spaciebabie · 24 days ago

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at first getting diagnosed with cptsd was like, "yay my trauma has been validated (it always was valid)!" and i really thought that was going to be it, but then i started to do research as i do whenever i realize i have something and learned that!! the way i experience socialization is!! quite horrid actually!!

#i have had this stupid fucking rule for myself for years since i was little #''dont speak unless you're spoken to or else something bad will happen. nobody wants to hear what you have to say unless they ask''#I TELL MYSELF THAT ALL THE TIME????#AND I DIDNT REALIZE IT WASNT NORMAL #thats not something that healthy people think to themselves whenever they want to talk to people. they just talk to them #they dont tell themselves not to speak to people for fear of what may happen to them jesus christ spacie #i get so scared when i message anybody ANYTHING #bc everything and anything i wanna talk about feels so stupid why would anyone give a shit #staring at a funny joke i want to send someone for 30 fucking minutes before deleting it b/c my brain is like ''errmm who cares?''#''also they're going to yell at you for wasting their time!!!''#i sent my friend a meme once and had a panic attack (or maybe a flashback?? im still trying to figure out what they are) immediately after #this shit sucks dude. it sucks #at least im processing what happened to me. thats why it hurts so bad rn its been stockpiled for like.#2 decades #im not looking for any sympathy here im just putting it out there #so that anybody who feels the same way i do know they're not alone #ive been struggling everyday for like 2 months now (actually DEFINITELY longer)#it will get better. things just need to be taken one step at a time #i have gotten thru my worst days i have a 100% success rate #how many days have i been alive #7930 #lightwork #lets keep it goin #vent #trauma tw #trauma mention #wrote this post thru a flashback btw!! dealing with them is getting easier #before i would be unable to function for days at a time!!!#with one of the most recent ones i had i was so in the thick of it i avoided everyone i knew for a week cuz i was convinced #i was an evil unlovable freak that only wanted to hurt people

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adainesfroggieboggy · 10 months ago

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heard the funniest story today about a guy i want to meet so bad just because he’s hilarious in my head, and i will try to do it justice. this story is about my friend and his coworker.

my friend tells me that this coworker is the kind of guy that’s tall, scrawny, and so sure of his ability to win a fight against anyone. he talked about this regularly, saying he could win a fight against literally anyone. my friend would get bored and just talk to this guy, because he was the most unintentionally funny guy he’d ever met.

my friend decides to ask him, “you say you can win a fight against anyone. what if i hired a seven foot tall, 300 pound, just pure muscle guy to fight you. would you win?”

to which the coworker replies, “oh, easy. done it. i’d win.”

“what about two?”

“light work. i’d beat them up.”

the questions continue, from three to four to five and so on.

“okay, but what about ten? you don’t even know they’re coming. they just come out of nowhere and jump you. do you think you’d win?”

“absolutely. i’d wipe the floor with ‘em.”

“okay, fine. what about eleven?”

“nah, couldn’t do eleven.”

(this is where the room dissolved into laughter and you think it’s over. that is the funniest punchline i can imagine.)

“dude, i wish i could hire ten guys to come best you up.”

“do it. i’ll beat them up and take the money.”

“what if they catch you in the bathroom and you have your pants down or something?”