#i was watching an earlier season of the mole but my mom was like no i want to watch the old seasons now & i don’t want u ahead

[lesbianlenas]

u can tell when my depression really hits bc i start watching reality tv competition shows alone lmao 😭

[watarfallar]

Have Some Celebratory Incorrect Quotes- HERE'S TO WILD LIFE!

Joel: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. Etho: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. Lizzie: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. Scott: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. Gem: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. Impulse: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

Pearl: My mom is calling… hi mom. Jimmy: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom. Scar: *loud fake sexual noises* Mumbo: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! Grian: *is asleep* Ren: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.

Impulse: So, Skizz is late today. Anyone wanna bet why? Impulse: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man. Grian: I don't know about that...I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank. Scott: Take this more seriously! Skizz was clearly taken in their sleep! Lizzie: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck. Cleo: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...? *Skizz arrives* Skizz: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank. Grian, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Grian: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Impulse: ...I did. I broke it. Grian: No. No you didn't. Cleo? Cleo: Don't look at me. Look at Etho. Etho: What?! I didn't break it. Cleo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Etho: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Cleo: Suspicious. Etho: No, it's not! Bdubs: If it matters, probably not, but BigB was the last one to use it. BigB: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Bdubs: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? BigB: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bdubs! Impulse: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Grian. Grian: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Bdubs: Grian... Cleo's been awfully quiet. Cleo: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Grian, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Grian: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Grian: Grian: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Joel: Christmas lights? Pearl: Check. Scott: Thermos of hot cocoa? Pearl: Check. Cleo: Santa suits? Pearl: Check. Grian: Shovel? Pearl: Check. Martyn: Alibi and bail money? Pearl: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Martyn: Alright, who’s hogging the Netflix account? I’ve been locked out all week! Scott: Sucks to suck! I’m already on the 8th season of Friends! Bdubs: Not me. Martyn: Don’t lie. I know it’s not Scar or Skizz. Bdubs: It’s not me, really! Martyn: … Bdubs: …But it might be Joel… Martyn: You gave Joel access to our Netflix account!?!? Bdubs: They wanted to watch Orange is the New Black! Martyn: I’m going to kill you.

Cleo: I’m the smartest person in my friend group. Skizz: You hang out with BigB, Jimmy, Etho, and Impulse. Skizz: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

Gem: Dumbest scar stories, go! Martyn: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Etho: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Tango: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. BigB: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. Bdubs: I have emotional scars.

Scar: *fills up bottle and drinks from that* Bdubs: *brought 4 bottles of water so this wouldn’t happen* Martyn: *drinks straight from the tap* Skizz: *dehydrates* Ren: *drinks from the puddle of water on the floor* Pearl: *licks the tap, doesn’t even need a drink*

!SUGGESTIVENESS AHEAD!

Grian: Make her pussy wet not her eyes. Scott: Make his dick hard not his life. Bdubs: Break her bed not her heart. Scar: Play with her boobs not her feelings. Mumbo: Get on his dick not his nerves. Etho: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

!SUGGESTIVENESS OVER!

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years* Mumbo: So what have you been up to recently? BigB: Leading a revolution with Etho. Mumbo: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob. BigB: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome! Mumbo: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Bdubs? BigB: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Joel? Mumbo: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Lizzie? BigB: Cult leader. Mumbo: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Joel, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Jimmy: Then perish. Scar: You will. Skizz: Please don’t. Impulse: Cool. Scott: I’d die for you first.

Jimmy: You're a lying piece of shit! Scott: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Impulse: I'm leaving and I'm taking Ren with me! Scar, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Mumbo: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? Pearl: Schrödinger's boys. Grian: FUCK! Lizzie: What about cracking open a cold milkshake? Etho: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. Etho: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. Mumbo: ... Pearl: ... Grian: ... Lizzie: ... Etho: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

Gem: What do you guys do when you're stressed? Cleo: Try and calm myself down! Tango: Sleep. Martyn: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out. Scar: I don't.

+ bonus hermitcraft quote! (Dasuma and his brainless children)

Xisuma: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Pearl: Several traffic violations. Scar: Three counts of resisting arrest. Jimmy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Grian: Also, that’s not our car.

[oogaboogasphincter]

Goodbye Summer (Frankie Morales x gn!reader)

Summary: As autumn looms, you reminisce about the summer you spent with Frankie and his daughter, Tali. 

Word Count: 1.2k+

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: couple of mentions of heavy petting, one or two allusions to sex bc i just had to (nothing explicit), food mention/eating (also can food be a love language? bc if so i think i just discovered one of mine💀), no use of pronouns, no beta reader, other than that just vibes📚🌤💐🍓🌊🏝☔️🎣🪱🐟🍆🫑🦦💜🧢

Author's Note: this is my first frankie fic! idk what this is, and i don't even really like summer (it's actually my least favorite season💀), but i got into a ✨mood✨ and figured i'd just spew some descriptive bull. i hope you enjoy! :)

gif by @trashcora

The hot, sluggish character of a late summer breeze cascades over your exposed back. You’re lying on your chest, parallel to Frankie; rare dry blades in the mushy grass poke you here and there from underneath your picnic blanket. You are both reading, turning pages that have been softened by the lingering humidity, finding solace in the slowness and quiet of the afternoon.

Summer is coming to an end. Preparations of its departure can be felt and seen all around: leaves have lost their electric green and have begun to turn chartreuse, vacationers have deserted their destinations in favor of their permanent homes, the sun falls below the skyline earlier in the day.

You had spent the summer with Frankie and his daughter, Natalia, Tali for short. You lay with him now next to one of the products of the season: a garden you had planted with his baby girl. The tiered petals of a zinnia catch your eye, the thick stem allowing little movement from the breeze, and you can’t help but reminisce about all of the activities that occupied your little family for the past few months.

Summer had begun with the creation of the garden, courtesy of Natalia. Her crayons had scribbled across a page and gave life to an amalgamation of flora. Being her young age, she couldn’t identify the specific kinds, her drawings a generic purple splat and misshapen pink circles. You and Frankie decided to take her picture as a blueprint and tried your best to find flowers that matched hers. Although she was the definition of disappointment when the garden was planted and it was nothing but lines of sown seeds, her happiness bloomed as the flowers did. Her favorites were the ageratums and begonias, near-perfect translations of her imagination.

You and Frankie had also partaken in your own kind of sowing seeds. Raspberries were in season and are his favorite fruit (you tease that’s because they’re soft, sweet and whiskery, like he is). You, him and Tali made a day of visiting a farm and picking them off of their bushes. Frankie would hold Natalia up, allowing her to pick the ones most kissed by the sun, and she would carefully plop them into the basket you held up to her. 

After Tali had been put to bed, you got to work on making a raspberry tart, the kitchen utensils still a little too dangerous for her to handle. Frankie reminded you of one of the most important steps of cooking: testing your ingredients. He had pushed some berries into your mouth, his rebuttal to your scolding of him continuously popping them into his mouth, warning that you wouldn’t have enough to make the dessert. What began as an innocent swipe of his thumb across your chin to catch some dribbling juice quickly became a gardening session: you shared the microscopic seeds, your tongues dispersing them in each other’s mouths amongst the rows of your tastebuds. Garnet stains donned your lips for the remainder of the evening. 

Painting each other with magenta splotches wasn’t the only way you had gotten dirty this summer. On beach trips, the ocean’s breath had found its way into your hair, tangling it with salt. Stray seaweed found on the shore and in the water clung to your skin, and after peeling it off it reminded you where it had been with a slimy outline. Grains of sand were ground into your knees and shins as you built grand sandcastles with Tali, with Frankie providing backstory of a make-believe kingdom while he sat back and admired. When washing the sand off in the ocean before embarking on the journey home, Frankie administered some playful pushes and shoves to you, which you returned right back to him. It wasn’t rare for the three of you to have been dunked in the water at least once by the time your seatbelts had been secured with wet hands and damp towels wrapped your bodies, growing colder the closer you got to home. 

Given the overall sporadic nature of the season, water didn’t always behave at your discretion. Thankfully, most days that had been consumed by downpours and trapped you in the house were ones where Tali was visiting her mom, sparing her from uneventfulness. While you might not have been in the sun or running around trying to catch the little girl, you and Frankie found ways to work up a sweat. Lightning bolts illuminated the dark corridor of a hallway, revealing a trail of discarded clothes leading from the living room to your bedroom. Steady thunder drowned out knocks of the bedframe against the wall and mutual moans of passion. 

When Tali was around, you thought it important to give her some alone time with her dad. One of her favorite things to do with Frankie was fishing. From your kitchen window, a semi-murky lake could be seen, a spot that the duo frequented for fishing. You would gaze past the gauzy curtains and watch Frankie bait their hooks, help Tali cast her line and then celebrate with her when, after reeling back in, a small minnow was attached to the end of the rod. The ripples of water that followed the fish after Frankie and Tali released them never failed to make her giggle. 

The smell of fish didn’t hit you while you watched Frankie and Tali fishing from afar, but it infiltrated your senses at the Millers’ house when they held cookouts. The wafting smoke of the grilled fish and sweet peppers made your eyes tear, the thick aroma of Pope’s eggplant parmesan made your mouth water. You and Frankie ate separate dishes, but - like the raspberry incident - you ended up tasting every one of the items by way of Frankie’s tongue in your mouth.

The end of summer makes you feel melancholic, as it signifies the end of all of these memories. Sure, their details will be locked away in your mind and available for revisiting at any time you please, but sadness is inevitable as the little things fade away from reality.

Hours spent in the sun had dappled the peaks of Frankie’s skin with caramel freckles: the curve of his shoulders, the bridge of his nose, his temples.

You had grown accustomed to the unwavering heat and blinding light beating down from the sun daily. Lightweight fabrics and shorter hemlines comprised both of your closets.

Sourness of berries and the spice of seasoned vegetables stayed on your tongue, in your nose and down your throat. The exchanging of these flavors with Frankie was an even more delectable memory. 

Reaching over and running your fingers up the column of Frankie’s throat reminds you of the things that will stay once summer passes.

While the spots gifted by the sun will fade, his moles will remain in the constellations that they always make, regardless of the time of year.

His facial hair may grow to be scruffy instead of stubbly, in an effort to trap some warmth during the upcoming colder months. But the soft skin that sprouts such hair will remain velvety and undeniably Frankie. 

The unconditional and undying love your heart holds for Frankie and Natalia will remain strong and deep, as the days, months, years, lifetimes go by.

With all of this in mind, the end of summer doesn’t seem like so much of a gigantic loss, but rather a sentimental conclusion to a fun-filled period of time. Moving into autumn doesn’t seem so scary anymore, with your shared love for each other surely producing months that will be just as invigorating as summer was.

Frankie folds his book over the swell of his belly with a crinkle and turns to face you, those chocolatey eyes timeless. He signals that he’s ready to proceed to the fall with you and his baby girl, “What do you think Tali should be for Halloween?”

💘taglist: @pascalpanic​ 

[olinnordenn]

I am Marco Diaz

Introduction

My kidlet discovered SVTFOE in 2020. In an attempt to spend some quality time together I started watching the show with them. It was early in season two when I started and after two episodes each night before bed we finished the series in about a month.  I then went back to see what I missed.  Between episodes we’d talk about what we liked with the animation and story, what we thought could have been better, and tried to guess what would happen next.

Realization

My mother has a habit of sending old photos from when I was a kid. You would think it’s because she wants to brighten my day but really my parents are trying to purge my childhood home of anything they no longer need. In one of these pictures I'm around 13 years old and sitting on the floor of my room. I'm making a weird face but look like a generally happy kid in my signature deep red sweatshirt, dark blue jeans, and styling a haircut that was pretty standard for back-in-the-day. If you look close you can even see a mole on one of my cheeks.

Overall this is the Marco look other than I don't share the character's Mexican heritage. Instead I have the type of skin that can get a sunburn in a rainstorm.

Growing up I kept my room very clean. True to form, the photo shows everything on my bookshelf well organized and in its right place. I'm kind of proud looking back at this. My mom likes to tell stories like how I once put notes on my laundry piles so I could tell which one was clean and which one was dirty. Very Marco.

Thinking back to what I did as an early teenager, it was everything Marco did pre-Star, just swap out strip-mall karate for Boy Scouts & backyard sports (we didn't have any dojo's nearby back then). I cooked for myself, watched karate movies, helped my mother with housework, and for the most part I took on any responsibilities that came my way. Like Marco, I even had two friends like Alfonzo and Ferguson who I played DnD with.

More important than all this, I had many of the same qualities.  Am I working hard enough to be the best I can be? Should I do more than nod at that girl and risk embarrassing myself?  All the issues he had at the beginning of the series (more than I have time to mention here), I had them too. If it wasn't for a classmate telling me we were going out in middle school and the same girl telling me we were going out again senior year of high school I likely never would have even dated back then. I was selfless to the point of making myself miserable, always playing it safe, and locking up my own feelings (even ones about who I liked) to avoid making anyone else feel uncomfortable.

This continued into sophomore year of college. It wasn’t until I met the teacher who became a role-model for how I wanted to live my life that I changed. Instead of talking about grades, a few times a week we talked about family, dreams, feelings. He was a loving, compassionate man who was confident just being himself.  I wouldn’t say he was a best friend, more like an Eclipsa who  helping me figure out who I wanted to be.

After college my family expected that I would keep living at home, maybe find a crappy job, stay safe. However my mentor gave me one last gift when school ended. He set me on a path that led me to NYC. Although scared of failure, like Marco I was organized and planned for every contingency. What got me through the change, knowing that if I pull this off I could do anything.

Looking back I wonder what would have been different if I had met my best friend when I was 14 like Marco did.  How much farther could I have gone if I had someone to help me figure myself out with at a younger age?

My Star

I was 23 years old and I found myself in the basement of a Brooklyn storage building that hosted a LARPing group. It might have been weird but after a few events I was certain that I had finally found people I could be myself around. Also exciting for me, a few weeks earlier I got into a potentially awesome relationship. I had met a young brunette who was falling hard for me. She wasn’t exactly Jackie but she did have some Jackie like qualities. I was broke, worked a crappy job, but after a few failed relationships in and after college it looked like having someone meaningful in my life was finally possible.

There in that basement I waited for the next game to start. Looking out into the crowd I noticed that a young woman had entered the room and was being introduced to people. She wore a wide smile, loose fitting blouse & skirt, and on her feet Birkenstocks. Her extremely long blonde hair flowed like a halo with a glow that lit up the room. Yes she was beautiful but her most appealing feature, she looked truly happy just being there in the moment meeting people. It was at that instant, that first time I saw my Star, that I knew she was the one I would marry.

Shortly after, her boyfriend introduced me to her. (Yes, the boyfriend played a character in the LARP with horns.  And YES he used fire magic. Total Tom. 100% not joking.) Smiling at each other, my Star and I instantly became friends. Over time I found that we shared a ton of interests, she was my intellectual equal, was incredibly easy for me to talk to, and she had the ability to spread an infectious happiness whenever she was surrounded by friends.

I don't remember when exactly she became my best friend but it didn't take long. Eventually we would talk about our current relationships and what was not right since there was a lot missing for both of us. Like in SVTFOE, I learned that trying to help someone you like find happiness in a relationship with someone else can be VERY uncomfortable. In the end it took exactly one year to the day from when we met to when we had our photo booth moment.  It was then that we talked each other into, in the nicest ways possible, ending our Jackie and Tom relationships. Within a few months of those breakups we nervously admitted that we had to be a couple and we’ve been together since.  Also like Star, my Star was from a different kingdom (we’ll call it Boston) so I too picked up my life and moved out there to be with her.

For those that don't know what LARPing is, it involves running around in the woods, fighting "monsters", and saving the world. Together we were aces at it. She played a spell caster while I was a warrior and we became well known for working as a team and always having each other's backs. We did this for over a decade only stopping when both of us had reached as far in the game as we could go, effectively running virtual kingdoms, and ruling courts of knights & squires that were friends of ours both in and out of game.  Part of our fun was also always working to make sure everyone involved had the opportunity to enjoy themselves. In all ways we had won.  

At the end of SVTFOE, Marco admits that he fell for Star right from the beginning. I've seen fans complain about how this didn't make any sense but I completely disagree. Love at first sight happens but it can be a long confusing path from awkward introductions to togetherness much like it was for Star and Marco.  I waited until the day we were married before I told my Star of the prophesy I came up with that first instant I saw her.

Art

I took a few art classes back in high school and accidentally ended up an art major. It is a long story but basically I didn't get into my first major choice. Rolling with the punches I gave it a try and the weird part, I liked it.

In college I fully embraced my Marco-like organization and focus qualities. Other students were into parties, weed, and other young adult activities. I just painted and focused on making myself better. Sophomore year I transferred to a traditional art school and finished with a BFA, the school’s painting prize, and several scholastic accolades.

What school did not prepare me for was making a living. I was in NYC, trying to connect to the art community but no matter what I tried I did not like any of the people I met. Looking back I did not have enough drama in my life to be interesting to them and their unnecessary drama did not interest me. On top of that NYC can be fantastic but being in the city with no money is depressing! After about two years I gave up on making art as my profession. My Star and I spent a long time talking about ideas and I eventually ended up with an IT help desk job at a museum.

Fast forward to 2020, I’m managing a software development team. A lot of what I do is helping people use IT to make their jobs easier. Very different from where I started but those Marco-like organization and focus skills made it work. Looking back it was the right decision and I'm happy knowing how many people & businesses I've helped during my career but there is some truth that my personality type would likely be much happier doing something else.

On top of my own art experience, I have a budding young artist at home. My youngest started drawing at two and it just comes naturally to them. As soon as they could write the drawings turned into stories and short comics. For fun we would draw together in my old sketchbooks, each taking one side of the same page. Now a teenager, we talk about animation software and the best outfits for their crew of characters. As I’m getting older I’m thinking, how can I help them be prepared for following their dream as well as make a living?

Beach Day

I remember the day I introduced my Star to my grandmother. By this point my grandma was frail and forgetting words was common. She came up to my Star carrying a picture of herself from when she was maybe in her 30s. Holding up the black and white photo all my grandmother could only get out a few words, "This is when I was."

The scary part of growing as a person, we don't stay the same. I am not the same Marco I was 20, 10, even 2 years ago. Neither is my Star. What used to make us happy has changed. On top of that our own bodies are forcing changes on us whether we like it or not.

Near the end of the series Star needs to know why the future isn't as perfect as she thought it would be. Looking for an answer she visits Father Time and asks him why. As Star leaves, too far away for her to hear, he says to himself, "Too bad the hardest times are still ahead." This line sticks with me. I keep thinking that he wasn’t just talking about the climatic end of the show, he was talking about the rest of their lives.  This applies to our lives as well.

The episode ends with Star and Marco having a conversation about making their own happiness no matter what happens. My Star and I talk about this too.  With everything changing all the time it’s not always perfect but we try.  

Ever After

My 12 year old (now 13) didn't get it. Having never been in love they don't understand why at the very end of SVTFOE I get upset. In the last scene the two main characters are together and about to start their ever after. We should be happy for them but all I want to do is warn them about how hard the rest of their lives are going to be together.

You'll experience the happiness of laying in the grass with your love, warmed by the midday sun. You'll know what it’s like holding your newborn, watching them discover life. You'll make holiday dinners for friends and family not just to show them how much you care but to fill your own heart knowing you've made them happy.

You'll have someone to debate all the big decisions, someone you can trust with anything. You are going to be told that you both have made a difference in someone else's world. You'll know that you are a shining example of true love to others.

But even with all that, nothing prepares you for that job that tries to steal your soul. The exhaustion of babies that keep you both up every night for months. The despair when your young child screams and thrashes at you until all you can do is put them down and walk away. The fear when mysterious pains send the two of you to the emergency room at 2 AM. The heartbreak that comes from holding a baby the size of your palm as they take their only breaths. All the times where there is nothing you do can break your best friend out of their crippling depression. Listening to your own kids tell you that they don't want to be your friend. Knowing that you've both spent years so deep in the rat race that you've sure you have missed something, you just don't know what.

Worse yet, you are going to have friends who just laid down to take a nap and never wake up. You'll lose parents because they refused help fighting their own demons. Worst of all, some day you are going to lose each other.  Not only do you have to think about it, you have to be a responsible adult and plan for it.

Those are the big things.  In ever after even the little issues will drive you crazy.  I still try to keep my living space organized while my Star would rather live in Star’s closet full of secrets.  That alone continues to causes soooo much stress.

Thank You

2020 was  a rough year. Our country was politically imploding, we were living in a pandemic lockdown, and I hit a certain birthday that officially qualifies me as old. After my youngest and I finished the series I went online to see if more seasons were planned. This brought me to the beautiful concept artwork on Daron Nefcy's personal web page. From there I listened to interviews where she spoke about storytelling and her experiences as an artist. Eventually I found this whole community who also loved this show.

Where I find happiness in all this is knowing that a group of ordinary people, who all have their own hopes, fears, and dreams, got together and created something extraordinary. In the end they have inspired not just a legion of fans, they have inspired me and for this I say thank you.  Thank you for giving me a story about a magical teenage princess and her best friend that somehow I feel that I can relate too.  Fighting monsters, done that.  Falling in love with my best friend, check.  Save the world and cleave dimensions?  If dong it in a LARP counts, done that too.

My Star is still my best friend.  If you are looking for your own Star or Marco, whether you're 14 or 24 or 34, I hope that my personal story with this show helps you with your journey.

One final word on Art, during the lockdown I started painting again. It didn’t stick so instead I tried doing some writing as a creative outlet.  So far that one seems to be scratching that creative itch that I’ve ignored for far too long. -

This is my entry for the r/StarVStheForcesofEvil, June 2021 Writing Contest.  The subject for this contest was Reflection and the suggestion was writing about what made the show special to you.  Hopefully you all have a story like this too.  Before you ask, yes.  That is the photo my mom sent of me on the left.  On the right is one of the few pictures I have of my Star from back when we used to LARP.  -

One final note, unlike Marco I do not wear a fanny pack because that is totally dorky...except when I go running...or when I have no pockets.  And I only have my phone in it...and maybe some money...and a snack.  But totally nothing else...maybe.

[bluefirewrites]

Modern, alive characters au but it takes place at some fancy boarding school and Luke hates the order and organization of the school.

Oh mama...

Oh mama...

You don’t know what you just unlocked. 

You. don’t. even. know.

A little background information about me... 

Back in the day, I was... obsessed with boarding school tropes. 

I read some of the Gallagher Girls series (the academy for teenage spies) and Harry Potter (of course!), I drew my friends in preppy school girl outfits (totally inspired by Legally Blondes and the first season of JONAS), I consumed boarding school AUs on FF.net for my favorite fandoms. 

And I watched shows like House of Anubis and a lil’ ol’ series called Tower Prep. 

Now, those of you who don’t remember, Tower Prep was this live-action Cartoon Network show that ran for one season back in like 2012. 

It centers around a character who woke up all of the sudden in a new boarding school- no idea when or how he got there- and comes to find out that.. there’s pretty much no way out, no way of contacting anybody- you’re... off the grid... 

But like everything in the school seems so chill, you’re supposed to go on how you would do if it was regular school... 

There’s a catch tho...

Everyone at this school has powers... 

And this character discovers his powers here at this school, makes friends- but he just wants out. He wants to escape so he could get back home because there’s so much unknown about the circumstances that brought them there. 

The whole season basically is him and a group of people trying to escape... 

Now, lets take Tower Prep... and make it JATP:

Luke hates order and the way school is organized, always has. He has trouble paying attention, gets into fights, and is always thinking about music- ditches classes to play guitar. 

Incident at school leads him to get expelled and he ends up fighting with his mom that night at dinner about his future and where to send him for school. 

He goes to bed. 

Wakes up... somewhere else. 

In some... sort of dorm room? Surrounded by guys he’s never met, all in school uniforms and telling him to get dressed and get ready for orientation. 

What? 

Fuck that. 

He runs, just trying to find out... where the hell he is. Only to run into the woods and find a wall lining the perimeter of the grounds... no way over or under... 

Eventually a student, a girl by the name of Julie, finds him and forces him to go back to school and talk to the Headmaster (who is no other than Caleb Covington...). He explains the whole school system for very special kids: stay in school, behave, and then you graduate...

“What happens... when I graduate? I go home?” 

But Caleb never gives a straight answer to that... which unnerves Luke even more. 

Begrudgingly he goes to class and everything else about his day is super mundane and he’s wondering how everyone else is so chill about this scenario. Like??

He tries escaping again that night and ends up running into another group of students trying to do the same thing and is surprised that the rule follower from earlier, Julie, is leading the group of their other classmates- Alex, Reggie, and Flynn. 

Luke joins them but they don’t get far, getting ambushed by the strange guards that lurk the grounds at night- and they barely escape... all of them using some sort of power to do so (and Luke finds out that he too has powers, just didn’t know it this whole time). 

So they go back to the school and to a secret room where the group had been meeting to plan their escape and that’s where he gets to know everyone and their powers, and normally Luke isn’t a team player, but he knows that he can’t do this alone- so they all team up. 

Basically the arc would be Luke trying to navigate this new strange new school with the help of his friends, ended up starting a band with said friends in their secret room (that they’ve lovingly called the ‘Studio’), pick fights with seedy characters at their school, and of course catch feelings for model student Julie Molina. 

Julie Molina, who seems to only know nothing but Tower Prep all her life and just wants to get out and see the world. She’s the one in the group who’s been there the longest and knows that the best way to survive is to get with the program and not raise any flags...

That means her sticking with her crowd while Luke, rendered an outcast, sticks with his (which includes Alex and Reggie) when class is in session... 

So Luke is forced to watch Julie interact with the likes of Carrie and Nick- all people who are focused on the high school drama rather than the bigger picture... like he can’t freakin stand Nick, the popular jock and his rival in the only sport on campus. 

After finding a series of tunnels that lead to different parts of the school, Luke and Julie end up spending late nights in the Studio, at first to combine their findings and plan their escape, but then ending up getting derailed by music, writing songs together. 

Luke tries to find out more about Julie and vows to help her and show her what the world has to offer beyond school. 

They grow closer, and the group does as well, and even let a new member join in: Willie, who Alex has been totally crushing on ever since he had woken up at Tower Prep and is met by his new cute, skater roommate... 

The first season of this hypothetical show would be the group finding more about the mysterious origins of Tower Prep, more about their powers, near misses with the administration, always getting so close to escaping but having their attempts thwarted by different circumstances. 

Of course then it gets revealed that the reason why they couldn’t escape is because Willie is the mole and is forced to report back to the Headmaster about what the group is up to. 

And just... 

That’s all I got so far... 

My first ever TV heartbreak was the cancellation of Tower Prep. I had never ever experienced a TV show cancellation in my life prior tot his experience, and it messed me up. 

It was a good show, very compelling, but it was during an experimental time of Cartoon Network where they pushed for more live-action content (you may have seen shows like Level-Up and Unnatural History) and it didn’t end well. 

I recommend this show and it would be cool if I, or someone else who watched and loved this show, if they made a JATP version of it. And come up with all their powers and how they would use them to escape... maybe all music related or better yet borrowing some of the ghost abilities on the show... (teleportation? invisibility?) 

Sorry if it may not be what you’re expecting, person who asked this, but like... it’s got rebellious Luke and a boarding school tho? Just... pushed a little further towards like a Sky High or I guess Deadly Class (did not watch) kind of vibe. 

End of long post. Whew.

[unfolded73]

Every Night (1/1) - schitt’s creek ff

Reaction fic to 6x07. Basically it’s the last scene from Patrick’s POV. Rated Teen, 1500 words. (AO3)

Other Season 6 reaction fics: 6x01, 6x02, 6x04, 6x06

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Mom: Dad is asking if you watched the game earlier.

Patrick adjusted his back against the uncomfortable headboard of David’s twin bed as he looked at the text notification on his phone. His dad hated texting, but he wasn’t above asking his wife questions for Patrick, which she then relayed to him through text. His thumbs moved over the screen as he answered.

Yeah. Amazing rally!

After a few seconds during which he listened to Alexis’ slightly manic magazine page flipping, he added.

Watched it with David’s dad.

Mom: Oh, that’s nice! Is he a Jays fan?

Patrick: I don’t think he follows it closely. He wanted to give me a talking to, and watching the game with me was a means to that end.

Adjusting his back against the headboard again, Patrick looked down at his pillow options. Leaving the bed pillow on David’s side (as if this tiny bed could have ‘sides’), Patrick picked up the decorative pillow and braced it behind his neck.

Mom: Uh oh.

David shuffled out of the bathroom, drinking from the water bottle that Patrick had forced into his hands on the way home from the winery. David hadn’t spent nearly as long on his nighttime skincare routine as he usually did, which was as big a sign as any that he was still feeling the affects of his fruit wine odyssey, even if he had sobered up enough not to press any more enthusiastic, sloppy kisses against Patrick’s mouth like he was an untrained puppy.

“How was your class, Alexis?” David asked. He sounded almost genuinely curious, which Patrick found interesting given David’s terrible acting earlier during Mrs. Rose’s mission to extract him from having to watch baseball. Maybe he was more accustomed to playing these games with his sister.

“Um, it was a big success; thank you for asking!” Alexis said, sounding way too chipper. “Everyone had a great time, and the clients were like, super impressed.”

“Oh, that’s good,” David said as he climbed into bed. Patrick felt David’s bare toes drag against his shin as he tried to focus on responding to his mother’s text.

No, it wasn’t a bad thing. We sort of bonded, I guess.

“I wonder if that means they’ll give you priority boarding when you enter the Gateway,” David continued, calling Alexis’ bluff.

Looking at the three dots on his phone as his mother texted him back, Patrick didn’t watch Alexis’ reaction, but he heard the flapping of her magazine. “Oh my god — Stevie did this, didn’t she?”

Stevie had, in fact, given them the entire run down that evening over dinner while Patrick worked to get some food into his drunk fiancé.

Mom: I’m so glad! I could tell when we were there on your birthday how much the Roses love you. All of them, not just David.

“Now, do the step machines actually lift off the ground, or are they just there to help you practice for when you walk onto the spaceship?” David said as he settled in, his hip bumping against Patrick’s under the covers.

“Come on, David, she didn’t know,” Patrick said, feeling some sympathy for Alexis.

“Thank you,” Alexis said.

But not that much sympathy for Alexis. “But now that you do, does it make the journey to the Gateway just that much more meaningful?” he said with his best guileless voice, leaning over to look at his future sister-in-law.

“Okay, you know what? Honestly? This whole situation is starting to gross me out,” Alexis sniped, gesturing at the two of them in bed. “It’s like I’m sharing a room with my twin brothers who kiss.”

Patrick wasn’t sure if he just wanted to troll Alexis more or if hearing the word ‘kiss’ triggered him like some kind of tender sleeper agent, but before he even registered the decision to do so, he’d leaned over and pressed a kiss against David’s forehead, humming with affection as he did so. David’s head was lower on the bed and when he turned, the only part of Patrick that his lips could reach was Patrick’s arm. David pressed a kiss there, and the warmth of David’s lips through the thin material of his t-shirt made Patrick swoon just a little bit.

Mr. Rose came in then, and if he found the tableau of David and Patrick snuggled up in bed to be awkward, he didn’t show it. He just seemed happy to have everyone under the same roof, and that everyone seemed to include Patrick. Mr. Rose grinned, and Patrick could only grin back. Then Mrs. Rose came into the room too, still visibly suffering from her day-drinking binge, and soon she was snuggling up with Alexis, mumbling something about a sleepover. Alexis made a lot of annoyed protestations, even more so when her own father made fun of her for almost joining a cult. It was weird and yet completely domestic at the same time. Patrick felt a bit like he was getting a look at the inner sanctum, at the way the Roses behaved when it was only the four of them. Warm feelings for the family bloomed in his chest.

“So does this happen every night?” Patrick whispered to David.

David turned to him. “Um, no. No it doesn’t,” David responded, but the look on his face told Patrick that wasn’t entirely true. They smiled at each other, and David pressed his face up against Patrick’s arm, and in that moment Patrick loved David so much that he thought his heart was going to explode.

Mr. Rose managed to coax his wife back to bed, closing the door between their rooms. With another annoyed huff, Alexis turned off the lamp and plunged the room into darkness, although a significant amount of light still filtered through the curtains. The Rosebud Motel did not have the kind of blackout curtains that most hotels possessed. Patrick sent a final text to his mother.

Going to sleep now. I’ll call you Sunday.

Mom: Goodnight, sweetheart. And tell David goodnight too. 😉

Patrick squinted at the winking emoji, trying to process the fact that his mother was teasing him about his sleeping arrangements with his fiancé. At least she didn’t use eggplant emojis to do so, like Stevie. Putting his phone on the floor, Patrick scooted down the bed, trying to get comfortable on David’s decorative pillow. “Here, we can share,” David said, adjusting his own bed pillow until it was under both of their heads as the small pillow fell off the edge of the bed.

“Thanks,” Patrick whispered, putting an arm over David’s waist and kissing him gently, a simple press of their lips together.

“I’m sorry I abandoned you today,” David said, his voice equally quiet.

“It was fine. Your dad and I had a good time.” He kissed David again. He knew that if they were back in the bed they usually shared in Patrick’s apartment, he’d be deepening the kiss, pressing David into the mattress until they were both panting and desperate to get their clothes off. As it was, he’d have to settle for a few kisses and for holding David close.

David huffed. “You don’t have to say that.”

“It was.”

“Still,” David said, kissing him back with a matching gentleness. “I don’t want to take you for granted. I love you.”

Patrick moved his hand up to the back of David’s head, fingers combing through the short hair at the nape of his neck. He pulled him closer, mouth opening, because surely a little bit of tongue would be okay. David seemed to think it was okay too from the way he kissed him back.

“Can you two stop, please?” Alexis whispered harshly. “I can hear the smacking noises!”

“Sorry,” Patrick called to Alexis, and then said to David, “I love you, too.”

“Turn over; you can be the little spoon,” David said.

David loved being the little spoon, so much so that there was a mole on David’s shoulder blade where Patrick’s face usually was pressed that Patrick had come to think of as his, he was so well acquainted with it. “You sure?”

David pushed on his arm. “Turn over before I change my mind.”

Patrick did, carefully not to pitch either of them off the edge of the narrow bed. He settled down, his spine pressed against David’s chest, David’s knees against the back of his knees. David wrapped an arm around him, sliding his hand up under Patrick’s shirt to touch bare skin. He felt David kiss the back of his head.

Lying awake for a long time, Patrick imagined all the nights like this they would get to have in the future that stretched out ahead of them. Nights when they held each other to soothe each other’s worries. Nights when one or both of them had had a little too much to drink. Nights when they held each other as an apology after a fight. Nights when they drifted off in post-coital bliss. Nights when the cuddling was a balm to their sadness. Nights when there was too much joy for sleep to come easily.

“I can’t wait for you to be my husband, David,” Patrick whispered, unsure if David was still awake.

An answer came in the press of David’s hand against his chest, right over his heart. “Me neither.”

[pigeoncentric]

i did an A:TLA rewatch and took notes because that’s just what i do, and here’s the notes if anyone wants to see my thoughts

i haven't watched atla since about a year before korra started airing, so like, around 2011. i should also mention that i never watched korra through to the end, but i guess i'll do that after this. if i feel like it. i do know that the biggest bottles were never popped

i have such a clear memory of the first episode. it must've been on nickelodeon pretty often, even though when it was airing, i only watched it occasionally. i remember they also aired the library episode super often.

aang's voice is so tiny and sweet

i gotta turn off my dumb adult brain and put my dumb kid brain back on so i can better appreciate the nickelodeonness of it all

sokka and zuko's first interaction.......

zuko's intimidating approach and then his tiny teen voice

SOKKA AND ZUKO'S SECOND INTERACTION............

zuko's like "i'm going home." with aang. he must be feeling an incredible mixture of feelings, thinking he has the avatar and can reclaim his Honor. but he also must be terrified to go back, and in disbelief... fortunately he's not going home like he said and there are even more confused feelings in between

i just remembered that iroh's voice actor dies between seasons :(

thinking a lot about dante basco... no thoughts in particular, just a lot of them... and how he shipped zutara lmao

"my troubles cannot be soaked away!"

hei bai looks like a ben 10

mounts list (added to as i progressed through the series): zuko's rhinos. earth armored ostriches. metal noshing mole. north pole goatyak. azula and friends' fur geckos. sabertooth moose lion if you're not a wimp. appa-sized beetle. moose with aquatic features. Eel Hound.

you can't out-mom-friend katara. even when she's yelling and being reckless

it's true... airbenders are weak to nets.

the n*tfli* captions are making several mistakes. eat my ass ne*f*ix and hire me to do flawless captioning instead you dumb fucks

YEAH! even by episode 13 in season 1 we already know zuko is a good boy! well also by episode 12. and earlier. well i've seen the series before.

i've just learned that zach tyler eisen is the voice of aang and i have to give him huge props for having the perfect voice. i pay a lot of attention to voice acting, usually in a nitpicky way, and i've never heard an english voice actor whose voice is perfect on the level of ikue ohtani... and when he was like 12 years old. incredible. i'm not being remotely sarcastic

i gotta be 100% honest. i had completely forgotten the existence of zhao and that he's actually a pretty important character, at least in season 1. also his voice actor is pretty good. generally the voice acting is good in this show, and i'm picky.

god the animation where aang makes one catapult catapult the other is so good. also appa just picked up and grabbed a guy. with his fist. wait how many toes does appa have? is that 18 in total? also appa has scutes on his ventrum. anyway i love that appa can pick up and grab a guy but generally chooses not to. gives it more weight when he does choose to

zuko tells turtle seals to be quiet and then touches them unkindly :(

zuko busted out of katara's ice orb instead of melting it :\

zuko put his hood up like iroh told him to but aang just has his naked bald head in the snowy cold :(

seeing zhao grab and bag the moon spirit fish made me feel sick. such a foul act

god. the quality rope. i noticed sokka mention it and was like, "was this a chekhov's gun or a red herring" and then a few minutes later there was a pointed pan over to the quality rope.

anyway examining the quality of the voice acting here leads me to a thesis i might gather evidence to prove: american english voice acting for cartoons is far higher quality than american english voice acting for anime dubs. or is that just something obvious that everyone already agrees on

anyway anyway, the episode ended without the quality rope being put to use. unless i missed it, which is entirely possible.

jesus i heard azula's first lines and got an instant flashback to all the tumblr drama about grey delisle and her tumblr account and how she pretended it wasn't hers or something let's just erase all of this from my brain right now

this is kind of out of nowhere and borderline inappropriate but i'm glad characters in avatar are illustrated with nipples when they're shirtless... it always disturbs me a tiny bit when shirtless characters are depicted with zero nipple, not even a hint of nipple. (Aladdin.) not just because it implicitly stigmatizes something everyone has, but also because this scenario always plays in my head where it's like, a little kid sees a cartoon character without nipples and they think, "so i'm not supposed to have these..." and they start feeling weird and bad about themself... all you need to depict a nipple is a single unobtrusive dot. nothing visually offensive or explicit about it.

even to an audience who doesn't understand any cultural context, you can't not see the significance of zuko and iroh cutting off their topknots...

fandom seems to see sokka as the silliest one when in fact at least 40% of his entire role as a character is to be the tsukkomi

underrated moment: "you've got an elbow leech." "WHERE?! WHERE?!"

zuko should be a good boy and only steal if it's from pirates

stealy zuko stealing money and buying iroh a teapot !

god i forgot what a tiny baby voice toph has... so tiny

zuko trying really really hard but doing a bad job hammering (tears)

azula set up zuko and mai for a lucky sukebe...

when zuko's mom told him not to forget who he is, she didn't mean to remember that he's a prince and an heir as he revealed to the unsuspecting earth kingdom village. she meant to remember that he's someone with at least the base level of empathy and compassion, unlike most of his immediate family...

i still think aang's voice actor did a great job but i bet it sucks to be a young boy doing an excellent young boy voice and then when you grow up a little and presumably experience some puberty you just Cannot do the young boy voice anymore. hopefully in most cases where that happens, it's at least not abrupt

placing a bet that the writer for episode s2:e10 (the library) is different than most of the other episodes. i don't like it very much, at least in the first several minutes. if it's a name i recognize from the credits of several other episodes, i might be a bit disappointed in them. seriously, there's one stinker after another. and with such a great concept of an episode...

i didn't recognize the name of the guy who wrote this episode so i thought i was right but no, he wrote a bunch of episodes. must have been off his game for this one... either that or i'm in a very unforgiving mood and don't realize it... also when i went on wikipedia to look at who wrote which atla episodes, i learned that the animation for the show was split between two animation studios, and they're both korean. ah, i guess that doesn't mean all the animation took place overseas, as DM movie has a headquarters in the US. according to wikipedia.

oh, they're BUZZards... i get it... i gotcha.

aang with a vengeance is both scary and sad to see. but he does understand that property damage is nothing compared to a life

people who love azula are the exact same as people who love vriska: [comment redacted]

they have american birds in the avatar world. i keep hearing an eastern wood-peewee going "pee-pee-uwee" in the background :3

the serpent's pass seems geologically implausible.

sokka should really get face paint all over his face when he kisses suki. or like, the cartoonish image of when someone is covered in lipstick lip smacks, but it should be suki's makeup color

appa's been through so much and now he has to meet a boarcupine?!?! fortunately he still knows how to pick up and grab... but still :(

he touched appa's scutes and read them like a palm...

longshot translated his meaningful stares into out-loud words for katara and friends

zuko forgot that azula always lies :(

zuko should know that being redeemed in his father's eyes is the opposite of what he wants...

i LOVE aang's passionate tsungi horn dance

there are spring peepers in the fire nation

god the dripping of the rotten clams is so excessive

you know how ultrasonic humidifiers can create water vapor without heating it into steam, by vibrating it super fast? let's try that with waterbending, it'll be cool

two different bad guys have been skipped across the water like a rock

i love the fake time lapse of cleaning the river... and it showed how with pollution in real life, stopping the source of the pollution is not enough. it needs to be removed as well

sokka deserves LOTS of credit just for being able to handle a boomerang.

GOD THE SLOW PAN OVER THE BEAUTIFUL SWORD (in 3:4)

sokka also deserves LOTS of credit for being able to admit he doesn't know everything.

i managed to forget that zuko turns his back on iroh, while remembering that at some point, iroh gets buff

the voice of sokka's master is the voice of the boulder. right? right? no? are you kidding me? i suck at this

seems like kissing azula would have immediate consequences, like something melting

zuko is poorly socialized

zuko still forgot that azula always lies. even when she's being somewhat humanized in an episode like this.

so avatar roku had earthly attachments he did not let go of, presumably. such as his wife. did he have unfettered access to the avatar state? that's what i would ask him during this expositionfest if i was aang.

so sozin could do heatbending... that's amazing. i think i missed that the first time around.

that's right, zuko came back and his hair is long enough, but he hasn't recreated his topknot.

hawky is the only atla animal that poops on camera.

if you're gonna bend sweat, you might as well bend spit, and it's a little easier to obtain

wait so... is combustion man also a heatbender? i'll have to look into it later. [looked into it later: the avatar wiki has termed it "combustionbending?" are you shitting me?]

ooh it's the bloodbending episode! i'm pumped.

someone made a post about how when they watched this show and they were a kid they were thinking about how the characters are hot, and now they're watching as an adult and the characters are all tiny children... that's how i've been feeling. also season 3 episode 8 aang's voice sounds a little bit pubertous.

anyway damn this bloodbending episode is outright traumatic. good shit

oh, now zuko's topknot is back.

appa's armor covers each individual toe <:3c

i seriously misremembered the course of zuko's character development. and the timeline of the invasion in general. but now i understand that zuko has to tell his dad to eat shit face to face.

watching zuko's "zuko here" practice speech hurts 100% as much as it did the first time i saw it. and when he's delivering it to the gaang it's impossible to watch. i didn't put my hands on my head-- they just went there unbidden.

i kinda can't help picturing dante basco's face every time i hear zuko talk. the whole time. it's sometimes not optimal to know the faces of voice actors. especially when you're like me and you're not good at pushing out unwanted mental images.

what the fuck, combustion man? he just loves assassination so much you can't take back any orders. also i can't help but imagine that if you put a slice across his third eye his combustion would be fully inhibited. well i guess that's not a problem anymore.

i like that the gaang are a variety of heights, and that they're all noticeably shorter than most of the adults they meet. it just makes it feel realistic

if it was a US max security prison and prisoners were escaping they'd probably just fucking murder them

i love how when mai starts up the gondola again and azula is like "what is she DOING!" and ty lee just makes an "iunno" noise

tfw your best friend abandons you because you wouldn't let her murder her own brother

chit seng didn't get to free his girlfriend and best buddy :(

funny how azula seems almost docile when she's getting everything she wants. typical narcissist. well ok not the least bit typical.

sokka ate the rose. i remembered this scene Too clearly. but i didn't remember that.

um... was that the full moon? when katara bloodbent that guy? i should've looked at the sky... i went back and looked and still didn't see if it was the full moon. maybe the wiki knows. i don't care enough to look it up properly.

i was wondering when the melon lord would show up

none of the teens understand the obvious solution of defeating the fire lord by beating him INTO SUBMISSION (or oblivion) instead of killing him. just like in every anime fight ever. it's over when you acknowledge you've lost or you can't fight anymore, not when you die. (for the #1 best example of ending a fight the right way, see the way luffy defeats crocodile.)

so i know aang's gonna defeat the fire lord by essentially hitting him with a forced purification beam to the face and make him realize the errors of his ways or something. the fun part is how we get there

bumi bending entire houses through the air

aw i forgot the turtle island didn't have a cute face.

jyong jyong firebent a jet platform to fly around on?!

i guess the firelord can fly around like bakugou katsuki

i forgot that aang took away his firebending... and sokka hops up to him like "well, look at you, buster"

i'm glad i decided to watch this again. even if i didn't do a great job paying attention tbh. well i did spend a bit of time carving a little wooden spoon while i was watching. anyway i was thinking i wouldn't move right on to korra but rather read some of the atla comics that i know exist but have never read whatsoever. i wonder if i can find them in some kind of library...

  i found the comics illegally on the internet and read a whole bunch (up until the end of the "zuko finds his mom" arc). i didn't write my thoughts down as i was reading, so i don't remember them. that's how my worthless brain works. i do remember that i found the comics satisfactory as an accurate extension of the show, and that i feel ambivalent about how azula is written/treated in the comics.

i don’t know if i feel like rewatching korra yet.

[worthlessnepenthes]

I would love to see a Where the Wild Things Are au with Steter instead of Sterek. I’ve read Sterek ones and love them but just. Peter being the one to say, "I’ll eat you up I love you so." Instead of Derek? It’s great.

((I had to listen to someone read this out loud on YouTube several times, so if my book quotes are wrong, I don’t own the book and it’s 5am))

Imagine the season one rewrite you could do though!

Stiles as a kid, let’s have his mom either get sick earlier or die earlier—she’s in the hospital maybe, or maybe just doesn’t remember her kid a lot, so small Stiles keeps going into the woods.

Peter is a long suffering babysitter to his sister’s kids, and has read that book to them all multiple times. He is used to chasing them around, talking about eating them up. So he is chasing Cora, who is giggling madly while running away, growling and roaring at her, when this cute little boy with Bambi eyes and moles stumbles out from behind a tree and growls back, then tells Cora that he’ll save her!

(Peter is dying at this adorable small child and his baby simba roar. What was that. How precious. And he is saving a werewolf, jeeze.)

Peter stops, says "You must be Max." because only the king of the monsters would be brave enough to stop him!

Stiles beams, because that’s HIS favorite book too! "Yes! Let’s have a rumpus!"

And thus starts Stiles playing with baby werewolves. And Peter.

(I have a list of dates and ages to make things plausible here. But all you need to know is Stiles and Cora are six. That makes Derek 12 and Laura 14 and Peter 15. Claudia dies when Stiles is 9. Canonically. These ages work with everything in the show...kinda. Assuming Derek was 16 for the fire, and Peter was either going to college locally, taking a gap year, or back in town for some reason for the issues with Paige. He would have been 19. Which matches his visual age. And makes him losing his shit after the coma kinda make sense because he is mentally like 19 or 20.)

Laura does not spend much time in the woods. She is going to be ALPHA, she doesn’t have time to do that! Derek sometimes does, sometimes doesn’t. He has friends his own age to play with, but he loves his little sister so comes sometimes.

So mostly just Peter and Stiles and Cora. Scott is going through a bad asthma time, he can’t come out. Or dad issues. Or something. Heck they are running he can’t go!

But after the first time or two Stiles comes out to play, Peter gets a little worried. The kid is young to be in the woods by himself. So the next time ‘king Max’ tries to send him home without supper and then leave, Peter scoops him up.

"Not so fast! I need to see who is at home, I don’t want to get in trouble for stealing the king all the time!"

Cora follows, laughing. "Are you going to eat him up uncle Peter? Or just roar your terrible roar? "

Plot filler, Stiles parents know that he is being watched after in the woods, time passes, and three years later his mom dies. He still comes out in the woods, but not often. Paige has died too, so Derek doesn’t come into the woods at all anymore, and Peter is a little different, a little sharper, but he clings a bit more when he picks up Stiles to pretend to eat him up. And now, when he rolls his terrible eyes, they aren’t yellow anymore. And neither are Derek’s.

(No, he doesn’t know about werewolves. Exactly. But their eyes flash a lot, and Stiles is a kid, so accepts it.)

(I don’t know who killed Paige or what the true story was. That was filled with unreliable narrator so...they both hold guilt for her death, no matter what wound up killing her.)

And then the fire happens. King Max doesn’t go into the woods to have a wild rumpus with the monsters anymore. There aren’t any monsters anymore.

But years go by. Instead of playing in the woods with his monsters, he plays video games with Scott. Instead of being a powerful king, he has become a jester to queen Lydia. It’s easier that way. It doesn’t hurt as much without subjects to lose.

He visits Peter in the hospital, once or twice. Tells him he won’t be sent to bed without supper if he will just wake up. Tells him that he is the BEST monster. Tells him that when he wakes up, he is going to eat him up, he loves him so.

But after a few visits, and that weird red headed nurse seeming to get angrier and angrier about a hyperactive kid coming to rattle on to Peter, he isn’t allowed to visit anymore. "Sorry kid, family only."

And then season one happens, much the same. Derek is a wallow of angsty manpain, too busy being upset about Laura and running from everything to really remember his little sister’s best friend. He had tried to block all that out anyway. Stiles did what he could to help, but honestly Derek wasn’t even the same person as the happy young teenager he had been.

Then the hospital. (Or could do the school if you want it earlier, but I want the garage scene.) Peter wakes up. "You must be Max." Stiles is shook. Then Derek roars in and screws up the dramatic reunion. Stuff happens as in canon, but I’m gonna go with evil nurse is evil and behind it all. Also Peter didn’t kill her. Derek did. Did you see that puddle of blood from him smashing her face? Maybe he didn’t mean to but that was definitely his fault. Peter did not mean to kill Laura. Heck, maybe Deaton was the one that sent the photo to Laura because she is the alpha and some rando wolf is carving revenge spirals in her land.

Peter doesn’t seek out Stiles. He misses the boy, quite a bit, but he has to get rid of the hunters that killed his family. He has to make it safe.

Dance night happens. Peter doesn’t really want to hurt Lydia, but he needs a backup plan, just in case. Maybe he asked her if she wanted powers unlocked, and she agreed, not realizing what that meant. Stiles stumbles out into the field, sees Peter. "Be still!"

Peter smiles at him, rolling his terrible eyes, and showing his terrible claws, and gnashing his terrible teeth. "Help me, King Max, and I’ll let you help her."

And Stiles stills. This is his Peter. Sort of. "Let me call for help for her first." "Of course."

And he goes with Peter to the garage, and Peter does not have to employ violence for help. When Stiles sees the body of the Nurse, (she was a bad nurse) "don’t blame that one on me. You saw my nephew hit her." "His username is Allison? His password is ALLISON?? Perhaps you’re right. I don’t want him in my pack. You, however... "

And he grabs Stiles’ hand, gnashing his terrible teeth, rolling his terrible eyes, and showed his terrible claws. "I’ll eat you up, I love you so," stretching his jaws around Stiles’ wrist, glancing up, waiting for permission.

And Stiles smiled, stared into his red eyes without blinking, and said "Now, let the wild rumpus start."

(And they went and killed Kate without taking Jackson or Molotov’s, and Peter didn’t die and stayed the Alpha, and everyone got therapy and lived happily ever after.)

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South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999); The “TV Show: The Movie” that Pushed its Source Material into the Future

There was a time where “TV Show: The Movie” movies had broken into the mainstream, and not always for the better. Starting around 1998 with the release of “Rugrats: The Movie”, which went on to become the first Non-Disney animated movie to gross over $1,000,000, company executives and Hollywood producers alike took note and suddenly a big-budgeted wild fire tore through the vast forest that was television; “Recess: School’s Out”, “Hey Arnold! The Movie”, a trilogy of Pokémon movies, “The PowerPuff Girls Movie”, “The Wild Thornberry Movie”, “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, even the most obscure cartoons of the time like Disney ‘s “Teacher’s Pet” took a try at becoming the next box-office phenomenon. From 1998 – 2004 alone, 15 movies were produced based on television cartoons, almost all of which were just clear cash-grabs to capitalise not only on the brand’s popularity, but the success of "Rugrats: The Movie", and most often, the quality reflected the profit. Whilst a majority of them did make back their budget and then some, barely any were competing with the numbers shown by the Rugrats a few years prior.

  I feel that was because audiences quickly grew accepting of what the quality of the majority of these films would be; just nothing more than a feature length episode of the show that didn’t take any advantage of what the film medium could offer. Regardless however, at this time, “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, not being one to not just aboard an opportunity to cause a ruckus in the media, took it upon themselves to bring their ever-so controversial cartoon about the residents of a small Colorado town with a vast catalogue of bad language to the big screen.

  In 1999, the two released into cinema what I still believe to be one of the boldest and most important steps the South Park series had to take in order to be where it lies today; By taking everything that worked about the show, and using every advantage the film medium could give to make one of the most simultaneously funny, vulgar, offensive and yet smart animated films ever made.

  After their favourite Canadian TV starts Terrance and Philip release their feature film debut “Asses of Fire”, young South Park residents Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny (all voiced by Stone and Parker) become fixated with the movie’s offensive language, with the starts often referring to each other as “Pig Fucker” or “Uncle Fucker” When this language interferes with the boys’ lives, primarily when Cartmans tells his teacher to “suck my balls” or when Kenny kills himself trying to set his fart on fire like Terrance and Philip do in the movie, the parents of the town start a protest group which starts as an attempt to get the film banned in the United States, that very quickly spirals out of control and leaves Kyle’s mom arresting the controversial duo and becoming President Clinton’s Secretary of Offence as the country declares war on Canada. With only two days before Terrence and Philip are executed, the children of South Park quickly scramble to find of a way to show their parents that they’ve got too far, whilst their deceased friend Kenny also tries to warn them of how the day of Terrance and Philip’s death was prophesised by Satan himself to be the day he returns to bring 1000 years of darkness unto the Earth.

  As you may have been able to gather from that plot summary alone, there are a lot of views and themes going on throughout this movie’s short 76 minute runtime (a length I personally believe plays well into the “Bigger, Longer & Uncut” subtitle of the movie. Aside from the obvious circumcision joke) Perhaps the film’s biggest statement is not-only ironic but contradictory method the children’s parents have in tacking “Asses of Fire” and its obscene content. Rather than taking more interest in what their children can and can’t watch for example, they instead feel the need to put the blame not only on the creators of the movie, but their country of origin instead (perhaps also a metaphor for the blame people put on a country rather than just those responsible. This film did release a year after the 1998 United States Embassy Bombings and does feature a deceased Saddam Hussein as Satan’s emotionally abusive lover after all). These parents getting radical over obscene language could also clearly stem from the controversy “South Park” itself was facing at the time with parental groups during its original 3 season airing, back when the show’s animation was the cardboard cut-out equivalent to an early 2000s flash animation on Newgrounds.com. This point is very interesting to me as not only does it act as Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s “meditation” so-to-speak about all the attention they had created for their show, but it also marks them doing it in a much more mature way

  At least, as mature as a show like South Park can be.

  Rather than have the victims of their cynicism be wild, screaming idiots like the earlier seasons of the shows often portrayed them as (still to a funny extent, mind you.), the movie often portray the antagonists, such as Kyle’s mom, as being so self-sure that they are completely blind to the true consequences of their actions. A perfect example of which is seen in the musical number “Blame Canada”, which has a chorus consisting of the protesting, parents chanting:

  “Blame Canada

  Blame Canada

  We need to form a full assault

  Its Canada’s fault!”

  That’s another thing I failed to mention. This film is a straight up comedy-musical. Decades before they showed many their talent at catchy musical writing with their Broadway show “The Book of Mormon”, Matt Stone and Trey Parker wrote a grand total of ten original songs, preforming almost all of them as well, for a South Park movie of all things. Regardless, almost every song on the soundtrack is hilarious and ridiculously catchy, with some of my personal favourites being the before mentioned “Blame Canada”, as well as Terrance and Philip’s lead single in the movie “Uncle Fucka”, Principal Teacher Mr. Mackey’s lesson on alternatives to swearing “It’s Easy, M’kay” and Satan’s solo number “Up There”, which hilariously is the only original song on the soundtrack to have no swearing despite it being performed by the prince of darkness himself.

  Despite the before mentioned accolades, there are a few gripes I have with the movie that keep it from being the almost perfect movie I feel it so desperately wanted to be. For one thing, the entire “Satan will rule the Earth upon T&P’s death” subplot only really added up to Satan standing up to Saddam and his emotional abuse he gave (again, something pretty funny for the prince of darkness to endure), and that school teacher Mr. Garrison’s hand puppet, Mr. Hat, replaces Saddam.

In fact, almost the entirety of the ending does feel very rushed.

On the night of Terrance and Philip’s broadcasted electrocution, complete with a pre-show performance by South Park resident Big Gay Al, the kids with the assistance of a small French child known as “Ze Mole”, whose accent and extreme hatred for God make him one of South Park’s best one-off characters, attempt to save the Canadian comedians, only for an ambush by the Canadian Army and a resulting firefight to result in their death, unleashing Satan, Saddam and all of Hell onto the Earth. In almost no time at all, Satan realises how Saddam has used him and casts him back to the fires of Hell, calling off his attack in the process (Oh, and Kenny’s face is finally revealed. Surprise! He looks just like all the other characters in the show except with blond hair) Sheila and the parents realise how they went too far and all is forgiven as the town reprises the opening song. All of which take place in the span of 5 – 10 minutes. Whether this was due to Stone and Parker not having any more funny material, wanting the film to conclude with the same cheeriness of the opening (hence the reprise) or just simply not knowing how else to end it aside from, well, ending it.

  Regardless of an ending that could have done much more than what it did I fell, the rest of this movie is almost flawless. Some may complain about the crude, cardboard cut-out artstyle and the resulting stiffness of movement, but honestly, I think it just adds so much more the film’s crudeness. Aside from that, almost every single joke, from the recurring gags from the show to what is newly presented, had me having at very least a snort and at most uncontrollable laughter. All of which is captured by the amazingly funny music and solid performances, even from the most unlikely of celebrity cameos, such as George Clooney as the doctor trying to save Kenny’s life. This film, like the show, is definitely an acquired taste. If you’re willing to possibly have your beliefs mocked however, you just may find something in this almost perfect TV-to-movie adaptation.

[izumiscurry]

92 Things Tag

RULES: FINISH THESE 92 STATMENTS AND TAG 20 PEOPLE. Thanks @maxwellbaemont @pbophelia @lanapowellblog @mermaidwarriorqueen for tagging me. Sorry I couldn’t uplode this earlier I was at the beach all day and ive been getting cought up with stuff.

THE LAST:

1. Drink: Water 2. Phone call: My Mom 3. Text message: Talking to one of my friends about comics. 4. Song you listened to: “Still Livings You” By The Scorpions 5. Time you cried: 1 ½ months ago.

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: No  7. Kissed someone and regretted it: No 8. Been cheated on: Never and I won’t let that happen. 9. Lost someone special: Definitely 10. Been depressed: Nope 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: No

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Red 13. Aqua 14. Purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yes every year I make new freinds at school. And online I have to. 16. Fallen out of love: Yes every crush I have. 17. Laughed until you cried: Yes all the time I hang out with my relative’s. There really funny. 18. Found out someone was talking about you: No, I’m one of the nicest persons at school. 19. Met someone who changed you: Yes’ this year my new freinds made me get into manga and anime. Its good. 20. Found out who your friends are: Some of them but most of them have a great personally. 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: No, I haven’t missed anyone yet.

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them, I only add people who I know.  23. Do you have any pets: I have two Red Eared Slider Turtles there so cute.  24. Do you want to change your name: Never in my life. My dad gave me a really unique name and I will cherish it till I die. 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Nothing just have cake. 26. What time did you wake up: 10:00 am in the morning. I slept at 1:00 am yesterday and that’s why I slept so late. But I usually wake up at 8 or 9 am. 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching “Wreck It Ralph"  28. Name something you can’t wait for: Episode: 68 of Siren’s Lament. And season 3 of “Attack Of Titans” 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 5 minute ago. 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: Being really shy. when it comes to being in front of people. Also the pack of being adventurous. 31. What are you listening right now: “Adventure Time” 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No, I don’t know anyone with that name. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: People who are in front of you and walk slowly. And also tumbler folowers who are NSFW and it’s gross. 34. Most visited Website: YouTube and Tumbler. 35. Mole/s: I don’t have any moles. 36. Mark/s: Many beauty marks on my face. A small birthmark on my left arm. A scratch that is healing on my right knee. And many scars from scrapes or cuts I had in the past. 37. Childhood dream: Becoming and Artist, Super Model, Photographer, and Baker I had many dreams as a child. 38. Hair color: Light-ish brown hair. 39. Long or short hair: Short right now but it us to be long. 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Not right now because I’m not in school. 41. What do you like about yourself: My creative mind and my great personality. 42. Piercings: Yes, one on each ear the average pressings. 43. Blood type: Idk I have to ask my doctor about that. 44. Nickname: Laly 45. Relationship status: Single and Happy. But sometimes I want someone to like me. 46. Zodiac: Aquarius. I’m a February baby. 47. Pronouns: She/Her 48. Favorite TV Show/s: Star Vs The Force Of Evil  49. Tattoos: No I’m pure but many in the future. 50. Right or left hand: I’m Right Handed 51. Surgery: No I will not get it unless it is for my health. 52. Hair dyed in different color: Never dues my hair. But if I was I would just lighten the tips or get red/orange tips. 53. Sport: I don’t play any sports but I like to play badminton and American football. 55. Vacation: I would ether go to Greece,Paris, or Hawaii. 56. Pair of trainers: Yes I have many trainers/sneakers I don’t wear them that much because I don’t go to school.

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: Chips 58. Drinking: Water 59. I’m about to: watch YouTube. 61. Waiting for: New Chapter of Lookism. 62. Want: Everyone to accept everyone for who or what they are. What they believe in, what race they are, what gender they define as, and who they are attracted to. I’m Pretty much saying for people to not be homophobic or just respect everyone as a human being. 63. Get married: Yes it would be a dream. I don’t want to be lonely in life.  64. Career: Ether Criminal Justice, Modeling, Photography or be and Artist. 65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs are for anyone who deserves it and kisses are for someone special but hugs all the way. 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes one of the first thing you see when you walk to some one so eyes. 67. Shorter or taller: Taller I’m 5'3 ½ or 5'4 and i have a really tall family comepared to my other cousins or realitives. 68. Older or younger: Younger   70. Nice arms or nice stomach: My weakness is abs so I’d go for stomach. 71. Sensitive or loud: I’m sensitive in curtain subjest but loud in other’s. 72. Hook up or relationship: relationships are for the best for me. 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I’m hesitant really hesitant. I never get in trouble at school.

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: No and never will unless I know them.  75. Drank hard liquor: Nope an never will, till I’m older. 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: I ALWAYS lose my glasses in my house then end up being in my bed in the corner so ya. 77. Turned someone down: Yes when I was smaller someone likes me and I didn’t like them. 78. Sex in the first date: No and never will happens make it being together for like 4 years or so. 79. Broken someone’s heart: Nope and never will. 80. Had your heart broken: Many times when I realize my crush will never like me. 81. Been arrested: No and I hope that will never happen.  82. Cried when someone died: I would but I haven’t anyone close to me parish but when it happens I would cry. 83. Fallen for a friend: No but in the future if I have a good looking guy freind maby……

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: Once in a while. 85. Miracles: Yes 100% 86. Love at first sight: No I personally believe we can be attracted or have a crush on someone at first sight. But for me I’d have to get to know that person alot to be in “love” with them. 87. Santa Claus: No, never have. I didn’t have a chimney as a child in my old house and my parents would write there names on the gifts so yah. 88. Kiss on the first date: Maby if me and the date really connected. But if I want to be hard to get maby a kiss on the cheek would leave him wanting more. Omg what am I writing. 89. Angels: Yes 🙌

OTHER:

90. Current best friend’s name: Sonia, Karla, Adriana, Lily, and Joselyn. I have many best freinds but these are my main gurlz. 91. Eyecolor: Brown 92. Favorite movie: The Lorax and Pitch Perfect 2 

I had fun writing the answers and I will pass on to the next 20 people to enjky and a few more people 😉. And also this took so loooong to write. @diamondsaregold @gayforgayle @elenasanchez @eleanorwiferley @jappyshappyplace @queen-kenna-rys @zigbadboy @choicestrash @endlessraj @jakemckenzie @xxchoicesxx @xo-endlessmayhem-xo @zahranamazis @zigisbisexual @jakemckenzieappreciationlife @andromeda117 @jakecollins @jakemckenziefanclub @alwaysanotheroc @justthatlass @kaitloyalist @mariathecoices

[grievingauthor]

Tagged by @starlightmeadow!

Tagging: @paveron @no-rice-panda @incandescentbleats @luckyfilbert @aplpaca

THE LAST:

Drink: rootbeer slurpee

Phone call: my lil sis

Text message: Facebook, trying to get me to use it again. Otherwise my sister’s friend Ella

Song I listened to: When We’re Human from Princess and the Frog

Time I cried: yesterday I think?? I get….emotional easily

HAVE YOU

Dated someone twice: nope

Kissed someone and regretted it: nope

Been cheated on: nope

Lost someone special: yeah…..a lot of people…

Been depressed: yeah

Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

Purple, blue, and green

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

Made new friends: yes!!

Fallen out of love: nope

Laughed until you cried: haha yeah

Found out someone was talking about you: no??

Met someone who changed you: yup

Found out who you’re real friends are: yeah

Kissed someone on your FB list: only if kissing my parents/grandparents’ cheeks count

GENERAL

How many FB friends do you know in real life: all of them i think? Idk at least one of them is actually my parents’ friend not mine but

Do you have any pets: currently? Two dogs. Four if you include my grandmas two, since we live with her now

Do you want to change your name: idk what I would change it to??

What did you do for your last birthday: sat around?? Ate cake?? Talked to my friends?? Things I do everyday??

What time did you wake up: idk like 9 maybe?

What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping thank god

Name something you can’t wait for: Oathbringer!! Miraculous season 2!! Voltron season 4!! Stranger Things season 2!!

When was the last time you saw your mom: she’s right next to me lmao

What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I wish I made more money I guess??

What are you listening to right now: Marvel’s Defenders

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: idk?? Maybe??

Something that is getting on your nerves: when my parents yell at me for no reason beyond they want to??

Most visited website: Tumblr?? Youtube??

Mole/s: none

Mark/s: I have a bunch of freckles on my arms, and one big one on my hairline

Childhood dream: I…..honestly don’t remember?

Hair color: dirty blonde

Long or short hair: long atm but I’m supposed to get it cut soon

Do you have a crush on someone: nope

What do you like about yourself:

Piercings: my ear lobes but that’s it

Blood type: idk

Nickname: lizard breath (long story), Ace

Relationship status: single

Zodiac: Libra/Scorpio

Pronouns: she/her

Favorite TV show/s: oh boy…..so many…..BNHA, Voltron, Miraculous Ladybug, Firefly, and more

Tattoos: none

Right or left handed: right

Surgery: none to my knowledge

Hair dyed another color: not recently

Sports: bowling

Vacation: my family went to Nevada last week!

Shoes: I don’t have any sneakers right now so my hiking boots

Eating: nothing right now. Had some pizza earlier

Drinking: rootbeer slurpee

I’m about to: watch a movie

Waiting for: Oathbringer, school, my paycheck

Want: money, Oathbringer

Get married: at some point maybe??

Career: I wanna be an engineer

WHICH IS BETTER

Hugs or kisses: hugs

Lips or eyes: eyes

Shorter or taller: taller

Older or younger: ??? Depends on what we’re talking about??

Nice arms or nice stomach: arms

Sensitive or loud: both??

Hook-up or relationship: relationship I guess??

Troublemaker or hesitant: lmao both

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger: NO

Drank hard liquor: no

Lost glasses/contact lenses: YES

Turned someone down: yeah

Sex on first date: NONONONONO WHY IS THIS A QUESTION

Broken someone’s heart: I….maybe?

Had my heart broken: no

Been arrested: no

Cried when someone else did: yeah

Fallen for a friend: yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself: vaguely

Miracles: not recently

Love at first sight: no

Santa Claus: yeah

Kiss on the first date: no

OTHER

Current best friend: @paveron!!

Eye color: blue/grey

Favorite movie: um……Newsies maybe? Star Wars probably?

[eleanor-waverley]

Answer These 92 statements

Thanks for tagging me, @craighsiaos​, @principal-mc​, @mechawolfpup​, and @flownominal​

THE LAST:

1.) Drink: Coffee 2.) Phone call: A close friend 3.) Text Message: Same friend 4.) Song you listened to: "How Far I’ll Go” from Moana 5.) Time you cried: Earlier today, watching Moana

HAVE YOU:

6.) Dated someone twice: Sadly 7.) Kissed someone and regretted it: Does it count if it’s the same person I dated twice 8.) Been cheated on: Nope 9.) Lost someone special: Sadly 10.) Been depressed: All the time 11.) Gotten drunk and thrown up: Never

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12.) Blue 13.) Maroon 14.) Black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15.) Made New Friends: Yes 16.) Fallen out of love: Yes 17.) Laughed until you cried: No 18.) Found out someone was talking about you: No 19.) Met someone who changed you: Never 20.) Found out who your friends are: Yes 21.) Kissed someone on your Facebook list: No

GENERAL:

22.) How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: All 23. Do you have any pets: Yes, a dog 24. Do you want to change your name: Yes 25. What did you do for your last B-Day: I don’t celebrate it 26. What time did you wake up: 5:50 AM 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Homework 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Wynonna Earp Season Three 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Two minutes ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I have no idea 31. What are you listening to right now: Moana soundtrack 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Loud breathing 34. Most visited website: Tumblr 35. Moles: None 36. Mark’s: Birthmark and a few scars? 37. Childhood Dream: I have no idea 38. Hair Color: Brown 39. Long/Short Hair: Long 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Sadly 41. What do you like about yourself: Deadpan voice 42. Piercings: Ears 43. Blood type: A+, unlike my grades  44. Nickname: I don’t have one 45. Relationship status: Single 46. Zodiac: Aquarius 47. Pronouns: She/her 48. Favorite t.v. shows: Wynonna Earp, OUAT, The Simpsons 49. Tattoos: None 50. Right or left hand: Right 51. Surgery: No 52. Hair dyed in different color: Nope 53. Sport: Marching band 54. 55. Vacation: Winter in NYC 56. Pair of trainer’s: I own one pair of shoes

MORE GENERAL: 

57. Eating: Yes 58. Drinking: Coffee 59. I’m about to watch: T.V. 60.  61. Waiting for: I’m holding out for a hero 62. Want: To lose weight 63. Get married: I don’t know if I ever want to 64. Career: One that pays the bills 65. Hugs or kisses: Kisses 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes 67. Shorter or Taller: Taller 68. Older or younger: Same or 3 year difference 69.  70. Nice arms or stomach: Yes to both but maybe stomach if I had to choose 71. Sensitive or loud: I manage to be both at the same time 72. Hookup or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I’m the troublemaker so maybe hesitant to balance out

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: No 75. Drank hard liqour: Never 76. Lost glasses/contacts: No 77. Turned someone down: Yes 78. Sex on the first date: No 79. Broke someones heart: When I turn them down 80. Had your heartbroken: Too many 81. Been arrested: No 82. Cried when someone died: Yes 83. Fallen for a friend: Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: Sadly, no 85. Miracles: Too cynical 86. Love at first sight: Nah 87. Santa Claus: Nope 88. Kiss on the first date: Depends 89. Angels: Nope

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: Don’t have one 91. Eyecolor; brown 92. Favorite movie: Moana

Tagging the last few people in my activities and I apologize if you’ve done this already: @ana10371, @nuttatulipa, @rnaxwellbeaumont, @tcntfsquad

[ravenbcys-remade]

92 questions tag !!

tagged by @honeyjihoons ;; thank you so much renee aaa!!

tagging : @nynnphadoratonks ;; @theyremarigolds ;; @rosegoldlesbo ;; @starrybangtagoncteen ;; @howlingremus ;; @peachgfs ;; anyone else that wants to do this!!

THE LAST:

1. Drink: orange juice

2. Phone call: my friend who’s not on tumblr

3. Text message: “i hate decisions”

4. Song you listened to: good for you ;; eric nam

5. Time you cried: after watching a ten minute loop of jihoon’s lines in don’t listen in secret (yeah i know im awful)

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: nnnno oh my god

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nah

8. Been cheated on: no!

9. Lost someone special: yep!

10. Been depressed: haaa yes

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no!

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: pastel greeny-blue (#7AC6B0), the color of my icon, nd regal purple !!

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yea !

16. Fallen out of love: yea !

17. Laughed until you cried: hsdfns yeah i tend to uhhhh do that a lot

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yea ! hsfjds they said i seemed ‘’’’fake’’’’ which,,, ok

19. Met someone who changed you: yeaaa

20. Found out who your friends are: heck yeah

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: i uhh dont have a facebook

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: re : i uhh dont have a facebook

23. Do you have any pets: no :(

24. Do you want to change your name: my real name? yes. definitely

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: aaa i invited a bunch of my friends over nd we watched a sad movie that actually wasn’t as much sad as angering nd then we put up a bunch of seventeen prints in my room and just hung out for the rest of the day nd ate pizza !! it was super fun im lov my friends

26. What time did you wake up: around 8:00 am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: writing!!

28. Name something you can’t wait for: ,,,finishing school

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: earlier today

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: aaa i wish i hadn’t been so quiet earlier because now everyone thinks of me as the shy nd boring one even though i actually like,, never shut up now 

31. What are you listening right now: bone + tissue ;; gallant

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: well his real name is thomas and he went by tommy until like,, this year but yes i think ?

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: cornell notes >:(

34. Most visited Website: hhhck tumblr

LAST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME

35. Mole/s: 1 on the right side of my chin nd 1 by one of my collarbones (i can’t remember which one and im too lazy to look hsfjd)

36. Mark/s: i have uhhh a lot of scars :)

37. Childhood dream: i wanted to be an author aaa

38. Haircolor: literally,,, jet black

39. Long or short hair: short !!

40. Do you have a crush on someone: someone that i know personally? no

41. What do you like about yourself: uh. my puns

42. Piercings: just my ears !!

43. Bloodtype: i think either a positive or b positive

44. Nickname: meena’s a nickname, uhh also minu nd mom (in a non-kinky way)

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac: cancer !!

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite TV Show: brooklyn nine nine (im sO excited for season 5)

49. Tattoos: none !!

50. Right or left hand: right!

51. Surgery: uhh none

52. Hair dyed in different color: it was a lil blue at one point but other than that Nothing

53. Sport: i used 2,,, dance

55. Vacation: i went to yellowstone this year !! other than that i’ve uhh been to san diego ? and india a lot but i dont count that as vacation

56. Pair of trainers: converse !

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: uhh i had an apple earlier today

58. Drinking: water

59. I’m about to: write a Thing

61. Waiting for: death to take me hixtape

62. Want: 2 be loved

63. Get married: mid-late twenties ? honestly it’s not a big priority in my life so

64. Career: a psychologist !!

WHICH IS BETTER?

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs!!

66. Lips or eyes: eyes

67. Shorter or taller: for friends shorter so that i can make fun of them but,,, in a relationship taller because it’s harder to find people shorter than me

68. Older or younger: older !

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms ?

71. Sensitive or loud: hhhhck idk sensitive i guess

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship !!

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker because im shy so if the person is hesitant nothing will ever happen

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: no !!

75. Drank hard liquor: nope

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: y e a

77. Turned someone down: uhh yeah

78. Sex on the first date: nnno (no judgement if that’s ur thing though)

79. Broken someone’s heart: god i hope not

80. Had your heart broken: platonically Yea

81. Been arrested: nnnno

82. Cried when someone died: yepp

83. Fallen for a friend: hsjfdsd yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: nah

85. Miracles: kinda?

86. Love at first sight: nah

87. Santa Claus: nope

88. Kiss in the first date: hsdfjsd no im too shy

89. Angels: maybe

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: aanya !!

91. Eye color: suuuper dark brown like,, almost black

92. Favorite movie: is the lion king an acceptable answer

[toothsoup]

tagged by: @lizard-boot-camp you fricking nerd 

rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people 

my tags: if i tag the same ppl as skye do i die uhhhh anyway - @tiredluigi @thevocamon @pixelzarya @pixelmei @what-the-birb @the-wind-whistler @moonybear @the-ghosty-king @democraccy @mysticeagleconnoisseur @wronginallthewrightways @meesawannadie @international-spacestation @shuck-you-lightworm @xingniu @ppeachier @adumbrat-e @xavierfieldiezz @catsatellite @mameihua

THE LAST:

1. Drink: good ole water 

2. Phone call: @trxnquilvibes

3. Text message: uhhhh texting lola abt space

4. Song you listened to: mango kimono by ljones

5. Time you cried: like 2 hours ago 

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: no

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: ya

8. Been cheated on: no

9. Lost someone special: yep

10. Been depressed : lol 

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: grey, pale yellow, periwinkle

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yep!!!

16. Fallen out of love: :/

17. Laughed until you cried: definitely

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yep lol like last week

19. Met someone who changed you: yes!!!

20. Found out who your friends are: a few ig

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yes

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: uhhh all but like 4?

23. Do you have any pets: my angel marshmallow kitty baby rory, a yorkie named piper, and a betta named skye!

24. Do you want to change your name: g od yes

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i went 2 a pub w my parents and cried and then my dad moved out the next day

26. What time did you wake up: 11:39

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: i was either skyping kill or watching barakamon

28. Name something you can’t wait for: death?? wow edgy but uhhh rn i want my amazon order so bad lol

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: like 2 hours ago 

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i was a successful and motivated neurotypical who loved myself

31. What are you listening to right now: in your arms by saib

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my back is killing me??

34. Most visited website: my grades portal and ao3 lol

35. Mole/s: uh….more than 40

36. Mark/s: i have a birthmark on my thigh and in the middle of my back, matching scars from dance on each ankle, weird but not matching scars on my hands/wrists (a fire ant bite and an oven burn lol), a scar all the way down my stomach from where i tried to climb a fence, a scar on my scalp from where imy friend dropped me on my head, a scar on my lip from hitting my chin on a toilet seat when i was little, and like a dent near my eye from a wasp sting. also just weird acne scars n KP scars on my arms n legs, wow i love oversharing

37. Childhood dream: i wanted to be a doctor/pharmacist lmao that was my parents fault tho

38. Hair color: naturally dark brown, almost black but rn its dark red

39. Long or short hair: short

40. Do you have a crush on someone: :3

41. What do you like about yourself: idk i seem to be able to make people laugh and i like my handwriting 

42. Piercings: two in each earlobe

43. Blood type: O negative i t??Hink???

44. Nickname: baz, nate, ghost, goose, ghoot

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac: pisces

47. Pronouns: they/them

48. Favorite TV Show(s): steven universe, american dad lol, oitnb, idk man i waste so much time watching shows

49. Tattoos: not yet

50. Right or left hand: right

51. Surgery: uhh i had ear tubes when i was like 4

52. Hair dyed in different color: 4 times so far

53. Sport: irish dance n marching band/guard

55. Vacation: like…the last one?? uhh i was just in michigan and indiana for camp/grandparents

56. Pair of trainers: uhh i like a lot of shoes they’re my weakness but i have cool grey skechers i just got that r really light and i like them

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: i ate lo mein earlier ?

58. Drinking: apple juice in like 5 seconds

59. I’m about to: go to bed hopefully

61. Waiting for: before the storm, my goddamn amazon order, my class schedule, voltron season 3

62. Want: too much

63. Get married: mixed feelings

64. Career: editing or architecture 

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs or like…not lip kissing 

66. Lips or eyes: uhhh eyes

67. Shorter or taller: shrug

68. Older or younger: shrug

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: idk what nice refers to uh

71. Sensitive or loud: both

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: both

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: no

75. Drank hard liquor: yes

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yeah whoops

77. Turned someone down: yes

78. Sex on the first date: no

79. Broken someone’s heart: gosh i hope not

80. Had your heart broken: sorta

81. Been arrested: almost but luckily no

82. Cried when someone died: i cried about someone who died 3 years ago yesterday so yeah

83. Fallen for a friend: all the fucking time

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: lol funni

85. Miracles: i dunno anymore

86. Love at first sight: sorta

87. Santa Claus: i kinda wish but no

88. Kiss on the first date: i mean idc??

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: im listing multiple bc?? its complicated okay?? simon, emily, ryan, kill, gail, abby, megan. 

91. Eye color: brown and not even a nice brown 

92. Favorite movie: me and earl and the dying girl or scott pilgrim vs the world

[hansenlinlin]

Get to know me

Indirectly tagged by @chyemmi​

Rules: Answer these statements and tag 20 people

WHAT/WHO IS YOUR LAST

Drink: Water

Phone Call: I mean, I called my parents’ house last?

Text message: The government...

Song you listened to: I don’t know... probably Hallelujah by Pentatonix

Time you cried: Hmm... Yesterday! (I cry a lot)

HAVE YOU:

Dated someone twice: Nope~

Kissed someone and regretted it: No XD

Been cheated on: No.

Lost someone special: My grandma and my uncle.

Been depressed: Am I ever not?

Gotten drunk and thrown up: No, but I’ve felt like throwing up.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

Teal, white and cranberry pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

Made new friends: Yup XD

Fallen out of love: Nope~

Laughed until you cried: Yes! XD

Found out someone was talking about you: Nope

Met someone who changed you: Don’t think so?

Found out who your friends are: It’s not like I lost any friends?

Kissed someone from your Facebook list: Nope XD

GENERAL:

How many Facebook friends do you know irl: All but like 3. I don’t use Facebook though XD

Do you have any pets: I have two adorable guinea pigs (and my parents’ dog)

Do you want to change your name: Not really, but then again, maybe? It really depends XD

What did you do for your last Birthday: Parent took me out to an Italian restaurant XD

What time did you wake up: Today? 10:43 AM, but usually, somewhere between 7:00 and 7:30.

What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching Bungou Stray Dogs

Name something you can'wait for: Magi season 3 and SnB season 2.

When was the last time you saw your mom: Yesterday around 10 PM. I could have seen her this morning, if I had opened my eyes.

What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I am actually working on fixing my biggest regret, but I guess, I’d go back to my childhood and get my autism diagnosis earlier? 

What are you listening right now: My brother typing? I don’t have musik or that sort on right now XD

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: My sister’s ex is named Thomas? Is that close enough? If not, then no XD

Something that is getting on your nerves: On bad days, everything does.

Most visited website: YouTube

LOST QUESTIONS, I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME:

Mole/s: Some?

Mark/s: I have a 12 cm scar on my lower back, because I’ve had a mole removed (it was huge).

Childhood dream: I wanted to be a doctor, I don’t want that anymore.

Hair color: Brown (with a red shine to it)

Long or short hair: Long, though it looks kinda short because of how much it curls XD

Do you have a crush on someone: @mama-im-a-fish​

What do you like about yourself: My creativity (sadly, I lack the talent to draw).

Piercings: Tried to get earpiercings twice, but it failed.

Blood type: O, though I don’t know if it’s + or - XD

Nickname: Too many to list. XD

Relationship status: Online married to @mama-im-a-fish​, single irl.

Zodiac: Aquarius.

Pronouns: She/her.

Favorite TV Show: I honestly don’t know. I don’t watch TV.

Tattoos: Nope XD

Right or left hand: Very right handed XD Left is just along for the ride.

Surgery: I’ve had a mole removed, a tooth pulled out (root and everything), but that’s it XD 

Hair dyed in different color: I’ve dyed it a lot. twice red, once with purple stripes, three times purple and one time pink.

Sport: I’ve done a lot of sports. Handball (3 years), swimming (7-8 years), karate (9 months), running (like a year?).

Vacation: I went to Italy with my parents last year and I took a trip to Malta with my classmates back in 2015

Pair of trainers: ...I don’t follow?

WHICH IS BETTER

Hugs or kisses: Neither? I guess hugs?

Lips or eyes: Eyes, man! XD

Shorter or taller: Depends? I think small is cute and tall is nice (since I’m tiny)

Older or younger: given that @mama-im-a-fish is younger than me, I guess younger?

Nice arms or nice stomach: Uhm...? Doesn’t matter XD

Sensitive or loud: Sensitive. I can’t stand loud noises XD

Hook up or relationship: Relationship all the way.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a Stranger: Nope! Don’t ever want to either

Drank hard liquor: I might have? I don’t know.

Lost glasses/contact lenses: Rarely. I’m too blind without my glasses XD

Turned someone down: Pfft~

Sex on the first date: No! Virgin over here XD

Broken someone’s heart: Maybe once? But he scared me!

Had your heart broken: Not romantically, but I’ve been brokenhearted.

Been arrested: No! XD

Cried when someone died: All the time, and also years later. I’ve only recently been able to talk about my grandma without crying, and she died in 2011.

Fallen for a friend: Maybe? I mean, I was friends with @mama-im-a-fish before I proposed XD

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself: Pfft~

Miracles: Nope.

Love at first sight: Yes.

Santa Claus: No XD

Kiss on the first date: Only if you want to!

OTHER:

Eye color: ....this is a hard one XD My eyes are weird. on top of them changing colour over time, they are also colours in layers XD They are made up of 4 rings. The outer ring is blue, then it’s grey, then green and lastly brown around the pupil.

Favorite movie: Good question. I don’t think I have one?

I tag everyone who wants to do this one XD