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I teach honourable fencing and chivalrous combat.

Yet somehow, I raised a dagger fighting rogue, that can beat swordsmen with her dagger.

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when i went to alaska last summer, at all the parks and nature reserves and stuff there they of course had safety warnings about the wildlife.

for bears, the safety warnings were like, make noise, wave your arms, talk in a normal speaking voice, stay calm, don’t run, wait for the bear to move on which it will do 99% of the time, and you will be ok! 👍

for moose, the safety warnings were like. RUN.

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the beauty of bingqiu is that luo binghe is a hopeless romantic virgin who had his first kiss at age 25 and married the first guy he ever got a crush on like a tradwife meanwhile shen yuan thinks of him as a playboy slut for 90% of the story

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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

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fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

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Just a fleeting thought :) Credit for this idea goes to my wife @xoleahbeanxo

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I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

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with the shipping discourse wikipedia article blowing up i really hope this inspires someone to publish an academic article about shipping discourse that reads less like a pro-shipper screed. despite my personal sympathies, I had to tone down the rhetoric of the actual sources. they are so opinionated and I can't find anything reliable that even remotely takes the antishipper view on the topic; and when academic consensus is that one-sided, you have to write the article like fringe theory debunks and it comes off as so annoying and preachy.

please. antis, we have our differences but im begging you to publish an academic paper in a peer-reviewed journal about this from your take. point out the flaws in pro-shipper arguments in an academic context!! there's Transformative Works and Cultures; that's OTW's journal, so it'll be extra funny to cite it, and it's open-access and CC-licensed. There's also the Journal of Fandom Studies if you dislike the OTW too much, though that one's not open access. i want to take it to featured article status but the existing reliable sources are ''so'' biased i can't really do it in good faith. Aburime (2022) is a fascinating read but so clearly biased I need something to offset it. plz just publish something in a peer reviewed paper that is not 100% fully pro-ship without reservations, if there is a submission fee dm me and i will pay for it myself i swear to g-d. look at what i have to cite atm!!!

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saw this image and blacked out for half an hour to draw them

[ID: Image one is Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe posing by laying on the ground and propping his head up with a smirk while using his legs to strangle a very aggravated Liu Qingge. Image two is a headline that says "State champion wrestler Makynlee Cova posing for camera as she chokes her rival during the fight", followed by a photo of a young woman doing the same pose and smiling as she puts her opponent in a leg cradle choke. End ID]

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Gorgeous hardware

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“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.

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New comic! (link)

Happy Solstice everyone. I hope you’re all doing ok.

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you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.