#i was not

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

Horny contagion thoughts

Someone who only cares about not making a mess because it's embarrassing, not because they're worried about spreading their cold. So in large groups they pinch off their sneezes, duck away to cough if they really can't keep it in. But around those one or two people who they feel comfortable around, they sneeze freely, cough openly even when facing the person and without covering. They'll grab a tissue while building up but use it post-sneeze to wipe away the mess on the back of their hand, never even considering that they could just sneeze into the tissue to begin with. Contagion is simply something that doesn't even cross their mind to worry about. Sick or not.

[desire-mona]

consistently thinking about a time before i knew anything abt the LaurieVerse where i sent my friend a clip from a bit of fry & laurie and was like "man this guy looks a lot like house"

[damsoncher]

got bored waiting for part 2

[destialpal]

So it’s come to my attention that I can quote the entire dreaded scene in episode six which is super fun and fresh

[acemdzsfan]

I have had exactly 3 "crushes" in my entire life.

Each and every single time it was a Lie.

One time it was because my cousin had one and I was accidentally using her as a measurement of growth in comparison.

One was a "I don't even know this person so it's unlikely they'll ever talk to me". Spoiler, they never did, and I moved away like two months later.

And one was just a straight up lie to pacify my family and he had a girlfriend. (Which is how I justified never making a move).

[rollthewhatever]

you know my comic, lost and found, there are lines like 'Thomas isn't conscious about this' and 'nothing happened' that....... was my own secret meta joke about the actual Thomas doesn't know my comic exists

and now he knows. somehow he found it. lmao how dare you Thomas. how could you ruin my jokes/j /lh

[bigfrogsblog]

thinking about the time i went bowling w my cousins and they asked if i was playing this bad on purpose

[sharpth1ng]

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME TO EACH OTHER LIKE THIS??? I AM NOT!!

ALSO FUCK YOU PHOENIX IM TALLER THAN YOU

[cattatoir]

Bc this is gonna be my personality for a week I think it’s kinda funny everyone really wants to defend Aziraphale from criticism. Like Crowley maybe could have had more insight but the angel can take a little criticism lol

Anyway the resurrectionist story I feel like was about a bit more than Crowley doing the right thing, like there’s two friends and one insists everything she’s doing is to help her other, more cautious friend, only that friend gets hurt and she goes on with her plans regardless. Even though after all that she gets fucked over 🧐

[roguebotanist]

Unlike her sister, Lesley is nearing adulthood with no romantic prospects. She heads down to the Cool Teen Gas Station to find someone she can get along with. This guy seems to meet the minimum requirements.

[lyssified]

hey squad, psa time!! it turns out its actuallt not an annoyance to take ur painkillers when ur supposed to if its the thing thats keeping u from passing out

[achilles-the-boy-of-gold]

CONAN PLAYED WINNER OH MY FUCKING GOD AND MORE LINES

[taylorshope]

Harry Flynn is my problematic fave

[certifiedbi]

Day 2 being back at college: I wish I was dead