#i was called out

[empressburbey]

I was rewatching The Untamed in class as one does on Monday. My friend was sitting next to me and looked at their phone until turned to me and my tablet to watch The Untamed with me. They didn't have much of an idea of the show and how it's looks. They just know information provided by my canva presentations. Did I hold presentations to my friends who would be their fave character in mdzs? Yes.

So that friend just sat there and watched the first episode with me.

I'm used to the whacky and wonky editing of the show and just how ridiculous it looks. But my friend just watches it and is just so confused and amused by the ridiculousness.

And then the scene comes where Lan Wangji flies up.

He just started laughing.

And I'm thinking about it since then.

[hellfirenacht]

When I met one of my best friends in person for the first time, she looked me dead in the eyes and said "You look like someone who had a very life changing encounter with a magician in 6th grade." And I was OFFENDED because it was 3rd grade and I still don't know how he made the whiteboard talk. For the next 4 years she called me a magician fucker.

After seeing Joseph Quinn do a card trick in A Quiet Place Day One, I am NEVER beating the magician fucker allegations.

[empresskadia]

Allow me to reenact the following scene that just happened.

Me: *minding my own business*

Coworker: I wonder who was looking up Halo books on the work computer *side eyes me*

Me:*sweating* 😓

[slutdge]

my friend mailed me an old man fucker related gift and im mad as hell cause she didnt have to put me on blast like that (i will still wear it)

[jerrsterrr]

I think about this often

[asirensrage]

My friend came up with a new term today when we were talking about fanfic and my readers....

Fanfictim - a fan who falls for a fic that is unfinished/never finished

[fuckkyourlife]

NOOOO NOT TUMBLR SHOWING ME MY RECENTLY VISITED TAGS😭😭🫣

[onegianthotmess]

Why must Tumblr call me out???

[time-to-leave-machine]

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

[moth-boi-lycan]

I think I just got punched in the gut-

If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[lowpawly]

I like how people on tumblr/twitters examples of irredeemable media are always coincidentally media that had been highly popular online 5 years prior and would, say, potentially be something a young adult might be embarrassed about having liked as a teenager at one point

[dear-mono]

RAHHHHH LEE BYUNG HUN FIC

DUSK TILL DAWN MASTERLIST

pairing: hwang inho x fem reader

warnings: stated in every part

dusk till dawn

baby i'm right here (finale)

blurbs and extras:

fly me to the moon

comment to be tagged in future blurbs!

[demonicsuffrage]

8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!

Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!

Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!

Bruce:

Dick: I just read it in a book

Bruce:

Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar

Dick: So you're a fruity bat?

Bruce:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!

Bruce: