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[pseudophan]

nora i drank alcohol last night and that always makes me have very vivid and weird dreams and tonight dnp had a little cameo!

So basically, we were in Russia for the summer olympics (i do not know why), and dnp asked me to take their three year old daughter back to their room from the area where all the sports was happening. There were buses that went between this area and the hotels that were the most in use, so I got on one of those. Important note, I for some reason was also required to carry a gun but no one told me how it worked, so this whole time I was stressed out of my mind that I'd accidentally shoot someone else, dnp's daughter or myself. Anyways, in this stress, when I got off the bus I put down their daughter, made sure I had all the bags, then couldn't find the daughter when I looked up again. I was already really stressed because of the whole gun-thing, and couldn't think clearly, so I got on the bus just as it started moving to look for her there, only to realise she was not there. At this point I'm basically having a panic attack, not able to breathe or see or think as I slowly understand that I've a defenseless three yo on a bus stop in russia, defenseless. The bus driver was really nice and helped me through it, and let me sit on the bus all the way through his route free of charge.

Then I get back to dnp's room to tell them I'd lost their daughter, and hear them fussing around in there and call her name, and i'm too ashamed to go in to face their wrath at having lost their daughter I just fall to the ground outside their room crying because I'm so relieved she's okay. Then they're like "what's that noise? is it [my name]" so phil goes out to check and when he sees me he starts laughing.

I have no idea where my brain even pulled this from, but jfc that was a rollercoast ride of emotions lol

the mix of dan and phil fan, alcohol and the news lately somehow makes this dream not that crazy. like yeah sure, makes sense

[amutamika]

Another random teenage moshang idea. They all connect in some way or form.

„You really should learn how to fight. How can a disciple of a renowned sect be this talentless when it comes to this?“ Mobei Jun furrowed his brows as he looked at his human servant, who was patching up a small cut he got during one of his delivery runs.

„I can fight… just not with a sword.“ He let out a ‚hmph‘ and shook his head. There had been a reason why he always wrote the same fight scenes. Shang Qinghua had never been able to wrap his head around sword fighting - not in his last life, and surely not in this. And why should he? He got a stable position and would become Peak Lord in the future. All without having to trouble himself with sword fighting.

Mobei Jun puffed his cheeks and rolled his eyes. „I have never seen you fight. Not with a sword and not with your bare hands either. And I need someone who can at least stand his ground.“

„You have a whole army. You don‘t need me to fight.“ Shang Qinghua looked over his shoulder to the young demon prince sitting on his bed.

But in the next moment that prince was suddenly standing up, with a determined look on his face. „That‘s it. I am going to train you. Now, lead the way to a place where we won‘t be seen.“

When Mobei Jun had set his mind on something, there was nothing Shang Qinghua could do to stop him. And so he lead him to a quiet place where they could train. It was a small clearing in the lush bamboo forest surrounding the peak. Far enough so that no one would hear them, much less stumble upon them on accident. Most of the other disciples of the 4th ranked peal shared Shang Qinghua‘s ambition, read they had no ambition whatsoever. So they hardly ventured out of the common areas. Shang Qinghua found this place by accident way back when he first came to the sect and needed at least some private space. Now it would be no longer his alone. But he didn‘t mind sharing this place with Mobei Jun.

„Here we are. You will find no better place to spar on An Ding Peak.“ Shang Qinghua had spread out his arms as if he was presenting the great hall of a castle and not just some dusty field. Mobei Jun had to hold back a laugh. Only this guy could be proud of such a place. But he also had to admit that it was kind of cozy, just like the small room where Shang Qinghua resided in. Every place this human deemed as his seemed to be glowing in a warm light for Mobei Jun. He just couldn’t explain why. Maybe it was just the warm sun paired with the deep gurgling of a small stream running on the southeast edge of this clearing.

„Let‘s see how good you can actually fight. You against me. I will only use my bare hands, nothing more. You can use whatever you want. If you manage to knock me down, I won‘t be bothering you again with this.“ With that he got in fighting position. His pupils retracted into slits and Shang Qinghua could feel his blood run cold. There wasn‘t exactly killing intent in the air, but he knew that Mobei Jun wouldn‘T be gentle. With some delay, he also got in position. Shang Qinghua slowed his breath and focused on the flow of qi around him.

As soon as Mobei Jun started to move, the disciple reacted. He ducked away. With a side step he brought distance between them again. But the demon had anticipated this. He lunged forward, trying to grab the human. But before his hand could even come close to Shang Qinghua, he had dropped to the ground, grabbing both of Mobei Jun‘s legs. Taken by surprise, stumbled and lost his balance. As soon as he landed on the ground, he turned around only to find Shang Qinghua right on top of him, pinning him down.

His smile was bright and triumphant. „Knocked you over,“ he exclaimed with a dumb grin. Some of his brown locks had escaped his knot, standing in al directions from his head. He already worked up a sweat and the humidity had made all the stray stands curl up. Especially the hair around his face framed it now in a playful manner. Mobei Jun‘s heart clenched, but he shoved the feeling aside. Instead he pulled the young man closer and with a skilled move of his leg, he was now the one sitting on top.

Shang Qinghua had been taken by surprise, for a few seconds he just stared at Mobei Jun above him. His black hair falling around them like a curtain. But just like Mobei Jun, Shang Qinghua didn‘t want to be defeated just like that. He struggled, but in the next moment he was on top again.

This repeated a few times, their fight transforming more and more to a childish wrestling match. They were both gritting their teeth, shoving and pulling each other until they were both totally disheveled. But they still didn’t stop. Both of them too proud to give up.

Before long, Shang Qinghua decided to use his secret attack. He started tickling the demon prince. Not even someone like Mobei Jun could withstand Shang Qinghua‘s magic hands. He tried to stifle a chuckle. But it build up inside of his chest until the pressure became too much and he broke out in a loud cackle.

Taken aback by the laugh of the prince, Shang Qinghua paused for a moment. Had he ever heard Mobei Jun laugh this freely? His heart was pounding against his chest and he would much rather kiss this guy beneath him than tickle him. But Mobei Jun had other plans, starting a counter attack that now made Shang Qinghua laugh loudly. He tried to get away but Mobei Jun was surprisingly good at tickling. It was like he knew exactly where to tickle him, so that he wasn’t even able to defend himself.

Their fight ended with them both breathing heavily, laying on top of each other. Mobei Jun leaning on his forearms to not burden Shang Qinghua with all of his weight. Their cheeks were read. Shang Qinghua couldn’t move a single muscle. He was absolutely drained. Even too exhausted to realise how close his dream man was too him, or how they must look from an outside point of view.

„Tie?“ Shang Qinghua groaned and with a warm ‚hm‘ Mobei Jun agreed. He rolled himself off of Shang Qinghua and looked at the sky, that was slowly turning pink. When had he ever felt this free in his life? Right now, Mobei Jun was just a young man. A young man that had just been play fighting with a friend. A friend? Yes, maybe a friend. He closed his eyes and smiled. Shang Qinghua made him feel ways he never felt before.

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[chicagomxde]

Of course, kinky is another word that people associate me with for everything I do. When I walk? I'm kinky. When I talk? I'm kinky. When I sit on a couch? I'm kinky. No you're wrong as usual, one was 🤨, one was 🤬, one was ��, one was 🤡 and one was 🫂. My bad. Don't say it then, I don't want you to say it. I know you always listen to me so I know you won't say it, just like I asked. No no he said it, trust me. He also said you used to bully him a lot back in the day, how could you? Told me you tripped him once. It's obvious is the most wrong combination of words you can use when it comes to me. Maybe the favor is a new bus.

Not the outcome I wanted: didn't come out with the win, everything hurts and my addiction to cages is getting worse and worse. But I am satisfied, all things considered, throwing hands is always satisfying. I also got choked until I passed out, first one who comes to me and says karma is a bitch or something like that, they're dead.

[captainshyguy]

[pacing] no but actually what did they put in close wars maul to make him so hot like what was that

[pickled-flowers]

Saw some of the grossest parenting today in the bus

[theflyingfeeling]

the love of my entire life

[mainepdf]

i'm so annoyed at my dad right now

[sepiasys]

Idk if it's bc I'm like NOT suffering the horrors or if my state of being is why or whatever, but man. I've really been being a yapper, huh?

I say this in reference to my social life lmao

[peachykcqt]

End of year asks

10. Something that made you cry this year? And I'd like to add on if you wish, what you would choose to comfort that version of yourself with? A specific song, bath, hugs, hot drinks, words? (I might have asked someone else this but I think it's a good one to repeat, I want to add some comfort to any sadness a memory brings up)

Mwah

okay this is very specific but, this summer i got to see one of my favourite bands perform live TWICE, once in the stands, once in the pit, and i recorded the entirety of the first show (where i was seated) so that i cld watch it back afterwards, and watched it on the busride to the 2nd show, and honestly?? i think i cried more while watching it back than i did at the show itself, which i wasnt expecting. it was just. SO FUCKING PHENOMENAL and i cldnt believe id gotten to experience it once, let alone that i was about to experience it a SECOND TIME that night. that weekend was still one of the best experiences of my entire life, it was incredible. live music is incredible. i fucking love live music!!!

[aeide-thea]

poäng appreciation post 💛

[bibleofficial]

went to the beach w kp & 4 other indian friends & 3 of us had NEVER surfed before girl WHEW it’s SO fun literally only 20quid to rent a wetsuit & board & i fucking smashed my toes on the sand so much, but also we 1) got the wrong tickets so we got off 1 stop early 2) went to find a bus & the bus that was supposed to be 15 min turned into an HOUR 3) on our way to find a bus back everyone’s phones are dying or dead bc it took us 3hrs longer to get there, cigarettes are out 4) all of the shops in town are closed & the town seems to have ONLY a tesco extra & 1 off license that sells a PACK FOR 15.65 A PACK WHICH IS FUCKING CRIMINAL ITS CHEAPER TO BUY IT FROM TESCO ARE U INSANE 5) the bus back to the other town kept skipping us bc the bus stop wasn’t the ACTUAL bus stop - i had 1 bowl since literally 11a & we got back at fucking 11p 😭😭😭

[dullahandyke]

Also nausea update I think its basically gone 🥳 just say no to puking, kids, it works

[theflyestwhiteboyofthemall]

saw smth i did not agree with an injustice being done n at first i was silent for way too long but it cldnt n wldnt leave ne alone so eventually i spoke up n it was scary n im having post anxiety n i feel like i did smth wrong n the other ppl hate me n will judge me negatively but what they did was not nice n not correct so yh who cares if i cry now nothing gets done without a bit of discomfort ahaha

[roseyjustice]

I deserve a smoochy kiss from all my f/os to deal with The Horrors™ <- The Horrors™ being multiple medical appointments

[skyteglad]

the latest aita is making me sad. the teeth one. because like... when i was a kid, i was told to have braces! and that i'd need an eventual surgery! and because i didn't want to, my parents didn't make me.

that surgery would've changed my life. i'm not fucking kidding. i'm pretty sure 75% of my physical disabilities stem from not getting that surgery. and by the time i was able to bring up trying to have corrective work again, i was two years from losing my insurance, and my parents procrastinated. now it seems like a pipe dream it'll ever happen.

i get being resentful of your parents forcing you to do things you don't want to do, but god damn, if mine had actually really pushed me into getting braces, my life would be so much different and so much better.

[indigo6f00ff]

funny update a couple of months later for People Who Want to Know: i dont have the car that got me into this Incredibly Minor Accident anymore. while after the accident, i did have to get the brakes serviced (wow, they were faulty, who knew!), it proceeded to have Several More Issues, such as: the transmission being fucked up and Trouble With Turns. i still drove it regardless because i needed that shit to get to college but eventually the radiator fan stopped working on it (where it would start overheating if the car wasn't moving (if the car was moving then air could still blow over the engine, cooling it down)) and My Mother deemed it too dangerous to drive. RIP to the shitty 2012 jeep liberty hand-me-down with 200k miles that led to the creation of the Kim Moment(TM).

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)