#i want the Chocobros to be real and i also want to not have a body

[lunarlegend]

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[astrxealis]

FINAL FANTASY XV MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME ACTUALLY !! i know i never talk about it but it. means everything to me. ffxiv is everything to me and special to me in a way ffxv is not but ffxv is special to me as well in a way ffxiv is not and i think it's beautiful that the many things that 'mean everything to me' are special to me in different, beautiful, varying ways. so, happy 6th anniversary to a flawed but nevertheless beautiful game that means the world to me!!

[amidst-wonderland]

final fantasy: rebirth {a mess of emotions, not in chronological order}

this is more story-based, so heads-up spoilers below.

“question. does that make me a dumbass?”

not aerith asking about reno

chadley nearly outing cissnei and cloud getting real confrontational about it.

cloud is so much more conversational in this, i felt in remake he was bordering on joker level’s of player-character. he’s a lot more laidback, which is understandable since he didn’t really know anyone but tifa and midgar’s only like what a week long?

the game now feels like an ensemble piece rather an a cloud simulator.

cloud not realising he’s the one loner friend

americans aren’t the best swearers - put to much emphasis on the swear itself but cloud does it so well.

he’s a prickly, backchatting bitch in this game and i love every single second of it. he’s not mopey, stubborn and grumpy. he’s ‘i’m going to actively make myself your problem if you cross me, so don’t.’

barret immitating yuffie?! or, “oh, wow. tell us more.” it’s giving abridged.

yuffie’s little naruto run!

yuffie and cloud’s growing sibling dynamic is the cutest shit. like, he should be be pissed at her but immediately protected her from the captain.

all i hear is priscilla’s dad’s irish accent from abridged when ever someone says her name or, “mr dolphin, ye daft bastard.”

rufus shinra… the man that you are.

every rude and elena scene, just, yes. her with the ice-lolly, the corneo fight, rude’s pub club?! babysitting palmer. (also, they call it the clean-shaven club when rude literally has a beard).

i genuinely thought we were gonna at least get that iconic reno and rude scene outside of gongaga (and as a long-shot a reunion with cissnei - i stand by the fact tseng absolutely knows where she is.)

that final turks training facility was a bitch to find.

don’t get me wrong, yuffie, barret, tifa and red’s trials were sad but aerith’s absolutely wrecked me. like i’ve got a stuffy nose already and i literally couldn’t breathe with the tears.

same with dyne and barret, like what you mean you want me to fight palmer?! i’m sitting here ugly crying about two men who love their daughter and have been through hell and back.

i’d love to see cissnei and leslie get involved with the wutai turk team-up

as much as i love aerti’s ‘improved over og’ friendship. it’s not passing the bechdel test anytime soon.

fuck queen’s blood.

cloud saying “down boy” sir- THE WHIMPERING!

the kids locking yuffie in with the hooded men on the cruise.

nanaki walking in the cabin on two legs fucking kills me. i also caught barret admiring himself in the mirror.

the fact the name tag is, “???” when we can hear yuffie cheering on cloti.

did they kiss?!

so, we finally see loveless and it was everything i ever wanted. genesis, i’m sorry, you were right.

“death doesn’t suit a turk”

cloud jr is too cute and i love my chocobro protagonists

speaking of, i’m in two heads about ffxv. you can see a lot of the inspiration the team got from that game but i think they left out the one thing that made ffxv perfect, which was the constant chatter during traversal

cloud turning on tifa during the gongaga reactor mission is giving the ffxv: omen trailer

i need a tonberry robot for my desk

jessie’s poster! i really thought she’d be alive with biggs

cloud calling gus a prick is when it clicked for me, like cloud’s got bite

i need esther’s red boots

cid is played by j. michael tatum?! sebastian- france- kyouya-

elena stuck in the heat yelling at rude, omg this is the turk moments i love.

as someone who is scottish, i can’t believe i witnessed cait sith tell cissnei to “wheesht”.

not the biggest fan of cissnei’s new colour scheme. would’ve gone with browns, accented gold buckles and mustard yellow personally

wished they’d’ve put in an turk easter egg in her house.

cosmo canyon’s lantern scene is so pretty.

gold-fucking-saucer. woah

sitting at the water tower with aerith felt wrong, and i know that was intentional.

omfg vincent, why he kinda dressed like gyuvin in en garde?

jesus, roche.

still not keen on seph’s voice - mainly because i don’t like tyler and also zack is better but i’m still not keen

symbiote!peter to “OMG GUYSSS HAIIII” is like fucking whiplash. two minutes ago we were crying over harry, now hotels?!

i knew that’s what marlene saw! and now zack knows! i am not okay!

was low-key waiting on elena throwing the keystone to reno to catch for a grand intro but he kinda just appears, and i loved every second of it.

the way both tifa and aerith have had to stop cloud murdering a turk.

cloud with blood by his own hand on his face is such a chilling image. it’s like seeing someone like superman with it.

avalanche versus reno and rude’s fight was giving advent children, like specifically reno and rude’s fight with loz and kazoo. (which i rewatched recently. rude’s face when reno steps on his glasses is the funniest thing in that film, also i can’t unhear fred from scooby-doo when loz speaks even though i know it’s not frank welker - it’s the dude that plays corneo).

[hypaalicious]

I am a patient woman. I can wait for both your VN and the crossover (if you still decide to do it by then). Also, thank you for explaining the backstory to me. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go look for the entire series so I have them on backlog for me to read during my freetime. -💕

Took me three tries to read the first chapter of Kushiel’s Dart but it was worth it LMAO! But for real, after reading her stuff there is no way I can go back to YA and be satisfied. I need my fantasy books to make my head spin, OKURR??

And yeah, I’ll still want to do it by then. 😂 I still wanna complete the chocobros x reader series too. And I am one chapter into that problematic twst fic I wanted to write. The ideas never leave me! I just… hit potholes like depression and too much on my plate to do it. 🥲

[weebsinstash]

christ ive been following you for a while. Like, a few years (this blog kept me entertained through covid lol) and you are just so cretaive with your concepts. like, everytime you post, it's an automatic response for me to check your blog. That Miguel O'Hara concept? holyshit. you really are a fantastic writer. i hope you know and feel that. thank you for sharing so much with us.

Awww, thank you so much, that means a lot ❤️ I'm glad I'm at least keeping up with sharing ideas but it's become a constant deluge of just sharing ideas and not like, committing to the fic, although I'm glad just sharing prompts is also entertaining, and I know it's not easy to follow someone who jumps between interests like I do 😅 I still have to finish the storm, I'd still like to write some chocobros fics, there are shows I watched and wanted to write for and then never did and then they basically just left my consciousness until I remembered them at a later time.

I do however feel like my skills are definitely starting to slip. I'm attempting to not smoke as much because that CAN affect you when you do it as heavily as I am, and sometimes I'm reading my drafts and they're not, like. Well. I guess sometimes when you're writing, you can be just writing, or you can be writing where you're paying more attention to things like "am I writing too many similar sentences" "am i starting too many sentences off with the same word or too similarly" "this is very straightforward and not very descriptive/invoking of any imagery"

It's definitely a skill/hobby I'd like to keep dedicating time to and I'm glad I've got people who are happy to hear what I have to share, even if half the time it's shit like "what if there was a guy, right, but THIS guy was like STUPIDLY HANDSOME and also he like breaks into your house and steals your dirty laundry"

There are sometimes when I'm writing things and its like wow this is so emotional I am crying writing this or thinking of this concept, and then I just, never post or finish the idea, and it really does make me mad at myself! I was talking to a friend a while back (and I've been real shitty at keeping in touch with friends too :( )and he said "attention spans have to be fostered" so I definitely need to, you know, train myself a lil bit so I can get back to actually posting!

[ffxvficrec]

2023 PROMPTIS GIFT EXCHANGE ROUND UP 1

You can also check out the collection here: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Promptis_Gift_Exchange_2023

We’ve listed additional pairings, archive warnings, and ratings, but please remember to mind the tags!

More Than One "Night Light Sky" by jam_calamity 

General Rating

No Archive Warnings Apply

Noctis and Prompto share a special moment watching a meteor shower together under the Duscae night sky.

Like Real People Do by Loki_chan 

Teen Rating

No Archive Warnings Apply

He looked down at Noctis, unable to help the grin on his face as he watched Noctis’ grumpy expression. “What’s up, Noct?” Noctis just groaned and thrust the paper at him, covering his eyes with his arm. Prompto took the paper, bemused. What could bother Noctis so much? He didn’t usually let the tabloids get to him. “He’s upset because they say the Niff prince has surfaced again.” Gladio leaned on the kitchen counter, eyeing them while Ignis worked. Prompto frowned as he skimmed the front page article. Everyone knew the story of the missing Niflheim prince. Right at the end of the war, as the Emperor was chasing down Besithia for his misdeeds, his youngest son went missing. Sentiment was generally split between believing the poor boy was dead or being hidden away for some future political purpose. Officially, he was listed as missing, and periodically someone would pop up claiming to have found him in order to collect the reward. Prompto felt for the young prince, but he was selfishly glad he would probably never be found. He didn’t want Noctis to have to marry someone he’d never met. He didn’t want Noctis to marry anyone. Anyone not him, the traitorous voice in the back of his head whispered.

One True Groom by Maniikoi 

Teen Rating

No Archive Warnings Apply

Prince Prompto Aldercapt of Niflheim and Prince Noctis Lucis Caelum of Insomnia both share the same problem—they’re both arranged to be married to people they’ve never met and won’t know until they’re at the altar. Prompto travels to Insomnia to enjoy what little freedom he has left before he’s metaphorically collared to a complete stranger. He’s resigned himself to his fate until he meets a certain feline prince at Insomnia College for his final year and catches feelings.

Clear Hearts, Cloudy Skies by cloudbureiku 

General Rating

No Archive Warnings Apply

“You made it-” Noctis started, getting cut off as Prompto quickly closed the distance between them and enveloped him in a crushing hug. He froze for a second before melting into Prompto’s embrace. “I thought you were dead, Prompto. Your phone-”

Courage to Confess by treya_barton 

Teen Rating

No Archive Warnings Apply

Now that Noctis has survived saving Eos, the Chocobros decide to go on another road trip to celebrate his return. Only the other three have been acting kind of strange lately and Prompto especially seems to be hiding something. Noctis decides he's going to get to the bottom of it while on the trip and doesn't realize that may be what the others plan for him too.

right here waiting for you by sephirothflame

Explicit Rating

No Archive Warnings Apply

It was a lifetime coming, Noctis dancing with Prompto in the crowded hall, a shiny new crown on his head. They've waited long enough to acknowledge this thing between them.

In the Here and Now by Amarilly (Tookbaggins) 

Mature Rating

Graphic Depictions of Violence

Major Character Death

Grounded. Prompto needed to be in the here and now. He could feel a faint beat pressed against his chest. Feeling another person’s heart beating was strange and wonderful against the silence of his own. The quick pace was exhilarating and he smiled, pressing another kiss to Noct’s face as he reached out blindly to slide the screen of the doorway closed.

would you like your receipt in the bag by kiwiaste

Teen Rating

No Archive Warnings Apply

or would you prefer my number instead?

Arrangements, Secrets & Promises by Marlingrl 

Explicit Rating

No Archive Warnings Apply

Lunafreya Nox Fleuret/Noctis Lucis Caelum

When Prompto is stabbed during Noctis' wedding, it sets off a series of events that upend not only Prompto's life, but also change the entire political landscape of Eos in the process

you’re all i want (to love, to hold) by dreamtowns

General Rating

No Archive Warnings Apply

Noctis is just barely shy of nineteen when he meets his fiancé, Prompto Argentum Aldercapt; First Imperial Prince of the Niflheim Empire, as many an article proclaims. When Noctis pondered on his future spouse, he knew it would be an arranged marriage. It was a rare occasion when nobility married for love. Nonetheless, he had accepted the fact that he would share the rest of his life with a spouse he had little care for and could only hope he would grow to love them and vice versa. He did not, however, expect his future spouse to be the prince of Niflheim.

[reflectionsofacreator]

nitpicky bitching aside, FFXV seems to ... not want Noctis to be king? Which seems strange as a concept, considering how most of the game is about him becoming king and growing into the role. XV seems entranced with the idea of “young prince Noctis” moreso than anything else, and it’s highlighted with how much Noctis’ journey to becoming king is devoid of any agency on his part. He’s constantly thrust around and told where to go, what to do, and is at the whims of the (very real, very demanding) gods, and barely understands what’s happening.

Noctis matures throughout the main story, yes, and certainly holds himself with kingly grace in the last chapter, but... I dunno. With the primary gameplay being the open world/sidequests you can do, where most everyone treats Noct like a young dude, or if they’re being respectful, the Prince, and how no one uses the proper form of address of “Your Majesty” save for select moment, it creates an impression. The main draw of XV as a game is the open world sidequesting alongside the chocobros, intentionally so. That’s where the majority of the timesink happens -- the longest parts of the main story only really last about 3 hours (chapter 13)-- so your exposure to Noctis as the concept of “Prince” is a lot stronger.

Like, sure. I get that there’s probably some stuff about how Noctis might refuse the title at first, given grief and all that, or how the bros might want to keep things quiet. But damn, would it kill the game to mention any of that, or have some of the characters mention it? Update some of the dialogue as you progress through the chapters in the open world?

There’s also the game’s weird idea of maturity, conflating blind acceptance of fate and death with “adulthood”? Noctis seems to only be “king” when he accepts that he can’t fight his fate that’s been laid out for him, and has come to terms with his inevitable, premature death to save the star. It’s a downright strange take, and leads to some pretty infuriating scenes because Noctis is kept in the dark for 90% of the story and forced to accept his place as a sacrificial lamb at the point of ten years of solitary confinement. (Bnuuymat what the fuck my dude) It was really Something for me to realize that Noctis only “matured” after he gave up and simply accepted what Bahamut had laid out for him as the prophesied king of kings.

The dissonance the game has with these two ideas is very odd, doubly so because “chapter 15″ allows the player to go back into the open world and do a ton of endgame content, like dungeons, sidequests, etc. I don’t think the contrast was intentional either, which makes it feel all the more weird. XV seems to want to be two different games at once -- a sidequesty road trip with some boys, and the focused rpg about a king coming to terms with his destiny. These ideas aren’t mutually exclusive, but the game certainly treats them like they are.

[ffxvheadcanonsnooneaskedfor]

Saw that requests were open and wanted to ask for headcanons on how the Chocobros would write love letters to their f/os! Thank you!

Ok this is absolutely adorable. Also ✨congrats✨ on being my first ask since being resurrected from the FFXV graves. I hope it’s ok but I kinda based this off as if they were writing sometime after the time skip (for extra angst). I ended up basing them all off of old love letters so I hope I did your request justice!

Noctis: (y/n) My love,

It’s been 10 long years. When Talcott told me you’ve kept safe I was so happy I cried.

I really shouldn’t complain about anything that happens to me, as long as you love me and I love you. It’s so real and beautiful, it makes me forget the pains and troubles.

The journey we’ve been on has been unpredictable, mysterious, profoundly challenging, and yes even fulfilling. In fact, it’s the difficulties that make me realize just how deeply in love I am with you, and how grateful I am we crossed paths. Even if it was for a short amount of time.

Know that no matter what happens once the sun rises again, I’ll make my way back to you.

Love,

Your Noctis

Promoto: Dearest (y/n),

Everyday since I met you I wanted to write you a letter. I wrote so many, but each one sounded more stupid and empty than the last and I tore them up. Sometimes it’s very hard to express myself.

I’ve known you for years now, and as time passes the more I fall deeper in love with you. Whenever I talk to you I get flustered, whenever I talk about you to other people I get you get tongue tied, you make my heart jump every time I see you. You’ve made these 10 years of darkness feel so much brighter just with your smile.

Our future will be bright my darling, even if we never see the sun again, because we have each other.

With all my heart and soul, I love you.

Yours always,

Prompto

Ignis: Hello my darling (y/n),

I absolutely adore you- from your head to your toes. And tomorrow I will adore you even more. And the day after, I will even more so. Despite things, you make this life beautiful. And for that I am grateful.

My world maybe dark, but you are my sun. Your words, your lips, your laugh- your laugh so crisp and honest.

I lost a lot when I lost my sight., but the one thing that remains is you.

You are so lovey. My gods, I’m so glad you exist.

Yours,

Ignis

Gladiolus: Sweetheart,

I wish I could be home when you wake up, so this is my way of making up for it.

Every time I go out on one of these hunting jobs, I feel that we have grown even closer. Each moment spent together, growing fonder of each other.

I think of you constantly. You are the one I want to wake up next to and fall asleep with every night. The one I can imagine spending the rest of my life with.

I miss you terribly, and I long for the day the sun rises and I can wake up next to you again.

With so much love,

Gladio

[renohasbigtits]

Could you do the bros trying to woo their comically oblivious crush? Like the boys are trying to drop hints but SO just does not pick up on it unless the boys straight up say something like “I want to kiss you. On the mouth. Romantically.” (I just get a kick out of the “oblivious love interest” because I also don’t understand subtle hints lol)

This is sooo me. I’m Autistic so I miss when people are flirting with me 😅

Also you’d be surprised how many people how already done a Chocobros with a oblivious crush.

I almost denied this request because so many have done it already but why the hell not?

Here we goooo!

Noctis

He doesn’t know how much patience he has left. Your a lot more clueless than he thought...

He’s tried to flirt with you, but you just don’t pick up on them! He’s getting a bit frustrated.

“Is she/he/they doing this on purpose?!” he thinks.

Eventually, He turns to Ignis for help.

Ignis suggests that he should just straight up tell you how he feels.

It takes awhile but he finally builds up the courage to confess to you.

He invites you to his place and you curiously walk inside, unaware of what’s gonna happen.

“Noct... you said that you wanted to talk to me about something, is everything ok?”

Noct thought for a second before starting.

“Y/n...I really like you.”

“Aww! I like you to Noct!”

He annoyingly sighed.

“Seriously?” He said annoyed.

That caught your attention. Why was he annoyed?

“What’s wrong Noct?”

He turned to you and sighed one more.

“I have feelings for you.”

“I-

“I’m IN love with you Y/n.”

You were so shocked. You literally had no idea!

“Noct I-

“It’s fine. I know it’s sudden and probably weird and-

You stopped him mid-sentence and held his arm, tightly and lovely.

“I love you too, Noct.”

Poor baby. Frozen up like a scared kitty.

But it worked, so it was worth it.

“Me too Y/n.”

Prompto

He’s always had a thing for you but you didn’t seem to noticed.

Not like it was completely your fault.

Prompto has a very bad habit of self sabotaging himself, before he can tell you how he feels.

Until today!

He invited you to a photo shoot at the river and you were the model!

You were so excited to be his model but obviously, he planned to confess his feelings to you.

Once you both reached to the river, Prompto awkwardly turned to you and tried to make conversation.

“So uh... pretty weather today eh?”

“Yeah! Perfect day for pictures!” You smiled.

That smile. That smile he fell in love with.

He started blushing hard and you noticed it.

“What’s wrong? Are you feeling ok?”

“Oh uh..y-yeah! I’m just uh damn.” He swerved away. Ashamed that he failed again.

You didn’t understand what was wrong with him but you wanted to help him.

“Hey, what’s wrong?”

“Uhhh..” Oh my god, his face was red as a tomato.

“Listen, I don’t know what’s going on but I want you to know that it’s ok if you want to talk to me to about it. I’m all ears.”

“...”

“C’mon Prompto. Silence isn’t going to make me underst-

“WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?” He yelled out.

The sudden confession caught you off guard.

“Uh sorry! F-forget I said anything!” He awkwardly tried to playing it cool. Oh Prompto.

“Prompto.”

“...Yeah?”

You gave him a small peck on his freckled cheek.

“I’d would love to go out with you.”

Ignis

He said he would never fall in love. He dedicated his whole life to Noct. He didn’t need anyone else.

Well that was... until he met you.

You were so delicate. Did everything at ease. Calm and sweet, you were a beam of light.

A beam of light that went into Ignis’s heart. He fell in love.

He tried for so long to keep his feelings under wrap. He didn’t wanna come off as “unprofessional”.

But he couldn’t keep it to himself anymore. True love was a rare thing you see, and it shouldn’t be wasted.

He didn’t wanna lose you.

He made a plan. Make a fancy dinner with your favorite food, drink, and most importantly,

Confess his feelings towards you.

Since he was very aware of your nativity, he thought that a direct approach would help.

You entered his small but nice little apartment, smelling the delicious food cooking.

“Ah! That smells so good!”

Ignis giggled. Your positivity was something he deeply admired about you.

“Why, thank you darling. It’ll taste good as it smells.” He smiled back at you.

20 minutes passed, it was done and your both sat done to eat this wonderful meal.

It was delicious! Every taste was like heaven! You loved it so much.

But one thing was confusing you; what was this for?

Ignis didn’t speak to you much. And when he did, it was professional and monotone.

Tonight was different. He was smiling and seem beaming with happiness.

It was a different side of Ignis. A side that was rare but you were lucky enough to see it.

“Ignis..”

“Yes Y/n?”

“This was such a great meal.” You started “I’ve never had such a great meal until now.”

Ignis nodded contently.

“..But...” That ‘but’ got Ignis’s attention. “But what is this for?”

Although you his face didn’t show much emotion, his eyes does all the talking.

His eyes basically said “There on to me.”

Ignis coughed before saying,

“I made to show my feelings towards.”

“Oh.” You said. Thinking he was just being kind and wanted to share his feelings about you in a ‘friendly’ way.

“Well, thank you for for meal. I’ll be going.”

Ignis’s eyes deepen. “They didn’t get it, did they?!”

Ignis realizing his plan was failing and not waiting to wait anymore, he got in front of the door.

“Y/n. Perhaps I should be more direct.”

“What do you mean? I thought it was-

“I have feelings for you, darling. For awhile, I can’t stop thinking about you.”

“...Ignis..”

“I wanted to show my feelings through food but that didn’t work.” He chuckled a bit. Laughing at his own “failure”.

The realization hit you. The Ignis Scientia was in love with you?

“Ignis I-

“You don’t need to say anything darling. I was-

You interrupted him by giving him a big hug.

Any affection was foreign to Iggy and usually, unwanted. But this was the few exception.

You snuggled to his clothing. It was warm and comfortable.

“I love you Iggy.” You whispered to his chest.

Oh his heart was on fire tonight. His plan was a success.

“I love you too, Y/n.”

Gladiolus

This man was a known womanizer.

Every woman loved him and every man wanted to be him.

Who could blame them? He was strong, had a cool hawk tattoo, beautiful eyes and hair.

But he was also feared.

He looked intimidating. He could fight anyone if he wanted to.

But that’s a front.

Deep down, he’s a gentle giant underneath.

He wanted to love anyone just as anyone else wanted.

You saw the true Gladiolus.

A kind, smart, book reader, strong of course but more than his strength.

That’s what Gladio loved about you. You knew the Real Gladio.

He couldn’t help but fall for you.

But he was frustrated with his lack of progress with you, due to your lack of awareness to his feelings towards you.

He was sure he was so obvious but you mistook as “friendliness”.

He finally had enough and was going to tell you straight up, that he was in love with you.

“Y/n!” He called to you.

“Oh hi Gladly! What can I do for you today?”

“I love you.”

“Aww.” You touched. Gladio was never known to say ‘I love you’ especially to the people that were closest to him. “I love you to!”

“Really?!” He said suprised even that didn’t work!

“What?”

“You don’t get it do you?”

“What? What’s up?”

“I’m in love with you!” He looked at you with a little smirk seeing your shocked and embarrassed face.

“I didn’t know.” You whispered.

“I thought I was being kinda obvious!”

You stood there awkwardly and having a hard time looking into his eyes.

You felt embarrassed for not knowing sooner.

Gladiolus smugly said “it’s ok, just say you’ll go on a date with me.”

You giggled. His blunt humor seemed to calm your nerves.

“I would like to go on a date with you, Gladio.”

A/N: This is different eh? I want to try something new.

Hopefully you like it!

Also sorry this took so long! Depression is a real bitch :/









[goddessofroyalty]

Listen imma be real cloud deserves to whore around more... cloud as a parent to the remenents or prompto or whatever deserves to harness that milf energy and get drooled at by everyone so he can pitch and choose men like the boss as bitch he is. Like let’s be real we talk about how cloud in ffxv universe would avoid the royals at all cost but it is a good thing cus I don’t see cor or clarus or Regis or anyone in that stuffy castle surviving basically sex with a sword strife and the chocobros would have to suffer with that knowledge.

Tldr: lets be honest with ourselves I can’t imagine a universe were even with a kid in tow cloud isn’t the ultimate thirst bait available

I just realised how long it's been since I last used my 'Cloud Strife is a slut' tag (my catch-all tag for Cloud ship things that I need to remember to use while tagging reblog stuff) because, honestly, yes. Yes Cloud deserves to sleep around more - he's rediculously attractive and it's clear that everyone with eyes wants to fuck him (and rightfully so). Even with kids he's still stupidly attractive.

I think one of the bigger differences between how I have the Remnants and Prompto in my head is that: the Remnants are aware their mom is attractive to people. And they have decided it is their job (and responsibility) to make sure nobody can act on that attraction Barret and Tifa excluded and maybe Zack if he lives and helps raise them. Cloud is THEIR MOM and they are not letting anyone take him away from them.

Prompto is completely unaware that Cloud is considered attractive. Partially because he looks so much like Cloud and doesn't think people would find him attractive.

But anyway, back on point.

Yeah I feel like Cloud would be so attractive to most of the people in the castle. Firstly, because, well, look at him. But also competency porn is very much a thing and Cloud is really insanely competent at what he does now. So while I do think Prompto would still be completely oblivious to the fact that everyone is clearly eyeing Cloud off, Noctis and Gladio are kind of having crises over the fact that their dads have the hots for Prom's dad (and poor Ignis is stuck being their free therapist as they process that). Better for everyone's mental health that Cloud just avoids the royals at all cost.

[mehbzz]

Lost

I cant stop myself. Hopefully one day I will escape this Chocobros ABO Au obsession but today is not that day. On the plus side it’s good writing practice! Not to tag @weebsinstash everytime but it was their idea that kickstarted my mild obsession. Last time I promise! F!reader and Ignis. orgasm denial, fingering, controlling/manipulative/aggressive behaviour

“Are you lost my dear?” The voice surprises you and you let out a squeak, much to your embarrassment, as you turn towards the man who had appeared at your side. Partially hidden by the shadows, you catch a glimpse of reddish-violet hair and amber eyes staring intently back at you. “No I’m fine, thank you”. He continues to stare, his eyes narrowing as they sweep over you, head tilting to the side as he examines you. Just as you start to trip over awkward into uncomfortable he nods.  “Enjoy your evening my dear,” he tips his black fedora towards you, “Farewell for now” You watch him walk away and disappear in the direction of the hotel before you continue your journey further into the town.

A foolish stumble while packing up the tent after the boys’ last hunt had left you with a beautiful purple bruise across your knee and a myriad of minor aches and pains. Gladio and Ignis had become unbearable with their attention afterwards, refusing to let you carry or do anything other than sit and watch as they packed up. This meant that asking if you could go explore the town you were all currently staying in had been met with an immediate no. Gladio responding before you had even finished the question. Thankfully Noctis and Prompto had also wanted to go explore and with some gentle persuasion from Ignis, Gladio had relented under the provision that the three of you stayed together. You hadn’t meant to end up on your own, but it hadn’t been long before the two younger alphas got distracted by their phones, and to avoid getting drawn into their bickering over whether or not Prompto had managed to cheat in King’s Knight you had turned away to admire a shop window and when you turned back they had gone. Your panic had been brief, you knew the way back to the hotel, it was a safe town, and best of all; you were finally alone. You could relax, you could explore, you could try some new cuisine, maybe meet some new people, and head back to the hotel later. You knew you were going to get a telling off for this, but the excitement of doing something just for yourself overrode it. Besides you didn’t technically wander off. Noct and Prompto did.

The sun was just beginning to set by the time you decided to head back to the hotel, staying out perhaps a little later than you intended. As you round the corner to the hotel you bump into the man from earlier coming from the opposite direction. He grabs your waist to stop your stumble and although he says nothing he smiles at your apology. His scent is strong but strangely bland and you can’t help the shiver of unease as he lets you go but doesn’t move away. “Sorry“ you repeat, but he doesn’t reply, just watches you with those unnerving amber eyes as you quickly step away.

As you enter the hotel you are immediately hit with an angry bark of your name. Looking across the lobby to see Gladio stalking towards you and Prompto looking worried behind him. The look changing to obvious relief when he locks eyes with you. Gladio says nothing as he reaches you, other than a continuous low warning growl that has you momentarily freezing in alarm. He obviously doesn’t appreciate your reaction and the grip on your arm as he drags you towards the rooms is painful. His scent a confusing mix of anger, concern and something tangy you can’t identify.

He pushes you into your shared room and you stumble, rubbing your arm where he had been holding you. “You do not wander off alone.” His words are almost a snarl and your alarm evolves into a tinge of fear “You do not talk to other alphas” “I didn’t ta-“ He cuts you off with a low growl “you reek of other alphas”. You’re not sure what to say to that and are pretty sure anything you say will just incense him further so you keep silent. Avoiding his gaze you glance at Prompto who offers you a weak smile. “You look at me” Gladio steps into your line of sight and you force yourself not to shrink back at his glare. “You will stay in this room until I come back”.

You scoff, “I’m not a chi-“ “you will stay in this room” it’s a command. This wasn’t the first time Gladio had used the creepy alpha voice trick on you, though it was the first time it had ever been spoken in such anger. The command shot through your chest like lava, a whirling line of heat that spread up to the back of the skull and threatened to give you a major migraine if you tried to disobey. You felt angry tears start to well up in response and tried to blink them away. This was unfair. This was unfair bullshit. But you kept your mouth shut; arguing now would not end well for you. “Yes, alpha.” You hissed. You saw Prompto flinch slightly at your tone, but Gladio didn’t react, other than to turn and leave the room, tugging Prompto with him before closing the door with a slam. You stand there in the middle of the room for a few minutes, frustration and tears threatening to overwhelm you. Trying to keep yourself from breaking down you sit on the edge of the bed, spending a few minutes angrily tugging the sheets and pillows off so you can cocoon yourself underneath them.

The knock at the door startles you before Ignis steps inside. As he stands there you notice the tenseness in his shoulders and you mentally resign yourself to another lecture. The way he scans over your little pile of blankets seems to amuse him and causes the irritation in your chest to flare back to life. You snarl as Ignis steps towards your bed, and he stops, surprise flitting across his face before he gently smiles at you. “You look nice and cosy in there, you did a good job”. The praise instantly has a ball of warmth flooding your chest, even before you fully comprehend his words. Did a good job at what? “Can I join you?” You nod reluctantly and he sits on the edge of the bed next to you. He watches you silently for a couple of minutes and you feel a tinge of guilt. “I’m sorry” Ignis looks unimpressed at your words. “Noctis told you to stay with him did he not?” “But –“ “I know this is still a confusing time for you, but Noctis is our pack leader, you need to listen to him, he knows, we all know, what’s best for you” “I didn’t wander off” your rebuff comes out more petulant than you wanted and Ignis sighs. “You are our omega darling; we are only looking out for you” You forget that sometimes, that Noctis is the pack leader. A little too bratty, a little too immature for the reality of him being an Alpha, and the pack leader, to stick in your head. “How do you think Noctis felt when he looked back and you weren’t there?” You frown, how does he think you felt? When Gladio grabbed you by the arm hard enough to leave bruises? Commanded you to stay like a misbehaving dog? The anger starts to bubble inside you again but before you can reply Ignis continues, “You could have got hurt, or worse” a slow quiet purr coming from him as he strokes a hand over your head. “There are Alphas out there who wouldn’t be as kind as us if they realised you were an Omega” His words send a chill down your spine as you remembered the stranger outside the hotel. Ignis senses your shift in mood and his purr gets a little louder, trying to comfort you “We can’t protect you if you leave us darling” nails scratch lightly across your scalp and you relax further  “promise me you won’t go off on your own again”

“I di-“ Your protest dies on your lips at Ignis disappointed look and you look away. His purr having the desired effect as you feel the fight start to drain out of you “I promise” He hums, happy at your, albeit reluctant, submission and continues to stroke your hair. It’s soothing and the comfort starts to turn your irritation into guilt. “Will you tell Noct I’m sorry?” Ignis relaxes slightly at your words but doesn’t agree to your request. “You can tell him yourself in the morning”

“Is Gladio still angry at me?” You feel on the verge of tears again “No darling, He worries about you,” a soft kiss to your brow, “I worry about you,” another to the tip of your nose, “we all do” he murmurs softly, finally brushing his lips to yours but pulling away before you can reciprocate.

You stay like that for a while, relaxed and drowsy as Ignis continues to purr and stroke your hair. “Are you still sore from this morning?” his questions startles you out of your doze and you nod in reply.  "Get undressed."

There’s a pause, a moment of silence where you’re not sure you heard him right. “What?” “Get undressed” he repeats. “A massage and some relaxation will do you the world of good.” It didn’t take long for you to agree. Although a little off kilter with the abrupt change of topic and the lack of a real reprimand you still eagerly accept his offer.  Even as you continued to unknowingly step further in to the role of Ignis’ omega, you still came second to his duty to Noctis and getting his undivided attention and one of his massages was not something you could refuse.

As you stand and start to remove your clothes Ignis begins to rearrange your cocoon of blankets which causes you a small confusing flare of distress. He notices and turns back to look at you, “we can rebuild it later” The ‘we’ makes you happy for some reason and you can’t decipher the emotion that flickers across Ignis face at your happy chirp. You still hate the noises you make, the involuntary purrs, chirps and growls that escape you despite your best efforts. Ignoring your disobeying body you focus on removing your clothes.

Once in your underwear you stop, watching him as his eyes roam over you, gaze filled with approval and appreciation. You fight the urge to turn and hide yourself from his eyes. Ignis’ love of seeing you in lingerie always left you feeling more than a little self conscious. Finally he speaks, “you can remove your bra” again fighting the urge to hide you stand there as his gaze lingers across your bare breasts before glancing over the finger marks Gladio had left on your upper arm. He doesn’t comment, instead steps towards you and brings a gloved hand up to your mouth, letting his fingers rest lightly against your bottom lip. You know what he wants and you oblige him. Nipping the end of his glove between your teeth, you resist the temptation to take his fingers into your mouth and instead help him remove his glove, before doing the same with the other. Ignis takes half a step back and lets his eyes roam over you again, taking you in. A smile flickers across his face as he takes a breath in, scenting you, before it morphs into flash of distaste. Gone before you can question him he gestures towards the bed “Lie down, on your front”

Once you are settled Ignis starts a slow soft rhythm with his fingers, running up your spine, across the nape of your neck and back down. He leans forward to kiss a soft spot between your shoulder blades before his fingers start to firmly knead down your back and spine. The pain and pleasure mixing until you feel yourself start to relax beneath his hands, as the knots and aches loosen. He continues this for a while, until your moans and sighs of painful pleasure turn into quiet sleepy whimpers. He kisses your neck. "turn over for me darling," he whispers pressing further kisses against your skin as he draws back again, watching you as you turn to lie on your back.

His pupils fully blown, a deep dark void as he stares at you like he wants to devour you has your pressing your thighs tighter in an effort to relieve the sudden rush of arousal. “You’d look so good in a blindfold, black silk across your eyes,” his finger brushes gently over your cheekbone, “would you let me?” His voice, dark and velvety makes you moan a shiver run through you and hips rocking forward before you can stop them. He doesn’t seem to mind your lack of a verbal answer, content to watch his hand trail down over your breasts, carefully avoiding your nipples and coming to rest on your thigh. You automatically open your legs at his touch, and he acquiesces to your unspoken request with a quiet hum, grazing fingers over your panties and down between your legs in a slow barely there caress. His movement is painfully slow, and your attempt to move your hips to hurry him along has him tsking at you, his free hand pressing down on your stomach to stop you moving.

It’s just enough to tease you. The way his finger languidly rubs against your clit through your panties. No rush, no real pressure, Just enough to have a tease of pleasure start to build tortuously slow within you. You arch your back and grind your hips, trying to get him to move faster, to touch you harder and his movement immediately ceases. You whimper in frustration as he withdraws his fingers, his hand stroking up over your body, leaning in to press soft gentles kisses up your stomach to just under your breasts. He avoids your nipples, avoids the little sensitive patch on your collarbone and bites sharply on the lobe of your ear. “Stay Still” Once he deems you suitably still and calm he slips his hand back down between your legs and resumes stroking you through the fabric, drawing breathy moans and whimpers from you. He touches you nowhere but against your covered clit, and it’s maddening. Every time you try to reach for him or move closer he stops. Ignis works you up closer to the edge again and again, each time stopping before you can come. With each denied orgasm you became more desperate, and as he brings you to the edge for the fifth time, you begin to tearfully plead with him.

"Please, Ignis," you beg, you were close to tears, your orgasm was steadily building again, and this time you were pretty sure you were going to die if he didn’t let you come. He leans up, his fingers still circling your clit, and kisses your mouth softly.

"You're going to be a good girl?" He asks and you nod frantically, “going to listen to us? He presses harder against your clit, “going to do as we tell you?” " yes, yes, I promise," you cry out with a moan. You were right on the edge, just a few more gentle strokes of those clever fingers and you would come. "Please Ignis, I promise to be good." His fingers slow and you feel like you’re going to scream in frustration "Alpha please" You close your eyes and he growls loudly, leaning down to kiss your neck, but he stops again. Hand moving from between your legs to cradle your jaw, focusing your attention back on to him

“Do you want to cum?” he whispers, dragging a thumb across your jaw “Yes” “Yes what?” “Yes! Yes alpha, yes sir, just please Ignis!” You feel the shudder of approval that goes through him at your desperation, your words slurring together as you try to find the words he’s looking for. “Good girl” his hand slowly tracing a line down between the valley of your breasts to rest on your hip. With one more whined please from your throat his fingers idly trace along the edge of your panties, moving slowly inward to tease your clit once again with his thumb. Still ignoring your pleas and whimpers he goes at his own slow pace. Moving the lacy material to the side he runs a finger down through your folds, sliding through your slickness, teasing your entrance.  “so wet omega” a low approving rumble in his chest, he leans down to give you a searing kiss, nipping hard at your lip and just as you think he is about to finally slip inside you and let you have your hard earned release, he pulls away.  The cry that leaves you is nothing short of complete desperation, almost pain, and you can feel tears rolling down your cheeks. You’re dimly aware you are begging, desperately pleading with him as you try to pull him closer but he moves no nearer, instead he stands and leans down to whisper in your ear "I want to do wicked things to you, omega,” he nuzzles against your neck, “but you need to earn them”. You’re crying freely now as he withdraws from you completely and heads towards the bathroom. He doesn’t react to your tears, and it starts to dawn on you that this wasn’t Ignis comforting you for Gladio’s behaviour; this was Ignis punishing you for your behaviour. The arousal and frustration is gone in an instant, replaced by a cold rush of dismay. Sensing you watching him, Ignis turns his head to meet your gaze

“A warm bath then you can apologise to Gladio” His voice is calm, almost cold and you fight the desire to throw yourself at him and beg for forgiveness. “Ignis….” you trail off as he turns away from you. His rejection stings and you suddenly feel very alone. The realisation that if the boys started to find you too much trouble, your disobedience too much of a hassle, they could walk away just as easily as Ignis had done, hits you hard. You truly would be abandoned in this world. You would never get home. They had saved you more times than you could count, they fed you, gave you a bed to sleep in, patiently helped you through the hormonal changes in your body, looked after you and obviously cared about you, and they didn’t ask for much in return really. Just to listen to them. The stubborn side of you wanted to deny it, that you could find someone else to help you, but their over-protectiveness and the lengths they’d go to keep your Omega status hidden made you think they were telling the truth when they said not all Alphas would be as willing to help as they were. Not that they let you have much interaction with others to disprove that but was it a risk you were willing to take? You wanted to go home, maybe Ignis’ was right, they did know what was best, it was their world after all. Ignis’ sharp call of your name startles you out of your thoughts and you look over at him, watching as he sorts a towel and some bodywash out of Gladio’s bag. You feel exhausted. Upset and completely drained you can’t bring yourself to fight anymore so you just nod.

[secret-engima]

Gladio from what I can tell never had any real experience in battle before the start of the game (his scar was from some random drunk) Noctis from what canon gives us seems to have seen more real combat than he had (it's what I blame for his terrible behaviour on the train he had only just been in his first real battle and wasn't handling it well). I'd love to see this difference explored in one of your AU's especially as Noct/Nox in those has even more of a gap in experience

Um, actually, NONE of the boys had faced “real combat” prior to the roadtrip and that’s easily confirmed by/in canon. The train scene isn’t from facing his first Real Battle it’s because they almost lost Noctis, Luna died, Ignis is BLIND, and Noctis is not reacting the way Gladio thinks a king “should”, so he’s lashing out in a mix of grief and frustration.

I could also probably talk for a while about how part of Gladio’s frustration likely comes from self-blame, as Noctis -again- almost DIED and Ignis was blinded in the process of saving him. Saving Noctis, taking his protecting him, IS GLADIO’S JOB as Shield. So he’s probably wrestling with major feelings of failure that he doesn’t want to admit to. He wasn’t useless in that battle by any means, he was doing the essential job of evacuating civilians and protecting them from wayward Niflheim soldiers, but the feeling of failure would remain because while he did that, NOCTIS was in mortal danger and Ignis was permanently harmed to avert it.

But also we have faced plenty of “real” combat in the game prior to Altissia, and jeven if the dungeons or random battle encounters seem okay to us the player, I’m sure they were a lot scarier at first for the chocobros.

But even so, the difference in experience level probably will be touched on in some of my time travel AUs such as Blood of My Blood verse.

[queen-yalo]

FF XV | Headcanons | First date with the Chocobros

Request: Sooo... chocobros huh 👀 may i have some first date headcanons 👀👀 (ur rules say only 3 characters at a time so if u only wanna do 3, lets do out boys noct, iggy and gladdy :3) [by @mina-ships​]

A/N: Request didn’t match my rules? Let me change them real quick. Hehe. :3 Also, I’m setting this all in a peaceful, no-weird-creatures-creeping-around-world, okay? Okay. :3 This is my first time writing for the Chocobros! Hope you enjoy! 

Pairing(s): Gladiolus Amicitia x reader; Ignis Scientia x reader; Noctis Lucis Caelum x reader; Prompto Argentum x reader

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• He is a quite famous bachelor in Insomnia and he doesn’t want anybody creeping on you both during your date. So he wants to go somewhere quiet and private. Gladio knows the area around Insomnia like the back of his hand. He knows the most beautiful and most peaceful places. That’s where he’s taking you.

• He picks you up right before dawn and you two drive out of the city and into the mountains. The journey up there is kinda quiet and the air is filled with nervous tension. But as soon as you arrive at your destination, all of that is forgotten. 

• Gladio picked out the most perfect spot and timing - you arrived just as the sun started to set. In no time, he had the picnic set up and you two were enjoying some homemade snacks while watching the beautiful view on the horizon. 

• From there on, things just happened naturally. You talked, you laughed, you joked around - it was a really good night. Of course he took you home and made sure you got inside before he left for his own home. You two couldn’t wait for your second date. 

• He has been waiting to ask you out for ages. This man had everything planned out two weeks in advance. He knew what restaurant you two would go to, what he’d wear, when he'd pick you up, etc. There was no way this could go wrong.

• Only that, when the day arrives, nothing goes as planned. He has to work a little longer than usual, he managed to stain his shirt and the restaurant screwed up the reservation. He is beyond frustrated.

• Luckily, you're still smiling and laughing at his snarky comments, so maybe everything isn’t lost just yet. You two decide to just go to his place and cook something together, since apparently every restaurant in the city is booked out.

• It was a great night. Dinner was delicious, the atmosphere was wonderful - romantic and intimate, but not to the point it would have been uncomfortable. You really didn’t want this night to end. But Ignis promised you many more of nights like this - if you were interested that is. 

• Noctis just wants to get away from all the hassle in the Citadel and in public. So any crowded place is off the table as a date-location. But how about... a night-walk? Through the park? Gladio would follow you at a safe distance - far enough to not disturb you two, but not too far away to be too late if anything was to happen. Plus, Noctis knows the park like the back of his hand, so you really have nothing to worry about? 

• He admits it sounds kinda creepy that a guy wants to take you out for a walk at night into the park on your first date. But as he explains to you that he just doesn’t want anyone spying on you or anyone interrupting your time together, you begin to understand. Plus, you know there are guards everywhere. So it’s not too risky, right? 

• You never expected the park to be this beautiful and peaceful at night. You’ve only ever been there during daytime when it’s a very busy and quite crowded place. But at night? It’s such a calming space.

• Noctis talked you into climbing this huge rock with him. You didn’t understand why he wanted that... until he pointed at the sky. The view was amazing. You had never seen this many stars with your bare eyes ever. It was then that Noctis asked you about a second date. He liked spending time with you. He wanted to do it more often. You couldn’t wipe the huge smile off of your face as you agreed to another date. 

• He really wanted to take you to a Chocobo-Farm. But that wasn’t really appropriate for a first date, was it? It had to be romantic and you had to like it... but he had no idea what place would be perfect for that. His friends told him to simply ask you what you wanted to do. So he did. And can you imagine the thumping in his chest when you said: ‘Let’s visit a Chocobo-Farm!’ ? 

• GOSH, he is excited. He is almost bouncing when you two arrive, ready to spend your day with the big, fluffy, yellow baby-birds. He couldn’t say what was more exciting - spending time with you or being surrounded by his favorite animals. 

• He takes so many pictures of you with the Chocobos, insisting that all of them are perfect and none should be deleted. He lets you take a few pictures of him and the birdies as well, even though he prefers to stay behind the camera. But hey... he wants to see you smile and he would do everything for it - even leave his comfort zone. 

• All in all it was a really fun day. Even though you both kinda warmed up to one another, Prompto is still very nervous at the end of your date. He just really likes you and wants to see you again but doesn’t know how to say it. Well, luckily you hugged him and pecked his cheek softly as you said your goodbyes. You two are still texting until way after midnight and will probably be terribly exhausted the next day... but you already knew what you would do on your second date. :3

[tickleraptorss]

hey yknow that one ask game w the characters? yeah i did that w the chocobros

under a read more bc this shit long lol <3 i literally cannot get enough of these boys

noctis

on a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?

uhhhhh definitely like AT LEAST a 9. he’s ticklish as hell.

where is their most ticklish spot(s)?

his feets and his hips :D his hips are worse tho.... gentle scribbles get him to squeak

which spots are they not ticklish?

nowhere lol

what is their laugh like?

so so cute... his voice pitches higher when he laughs and it’s quite like?? Light but it gets real loudy and even squeaky if you get the right spots

do they enjoy tickling? if yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing, or kinky thing to them, or can it be both depending on the circumstance?

he enjoys it when he’s in the mood for it! he only rly trusts his S/Os with it tho, it’s more a romantic and/or platonic thing for him!

are they more often a lee or ler, generally?

def more lee-leaning but he’s generally a switch

who is someone in their life that they tickle often?

PROMPTO.... he tickles prompto all. the. time. bc prompto’s just too cute and too ticklish for his own good and the prince loves taking advantage of it :)

who is someone in their life that they get tickled by often?

ignis and gladio get at him pretty often bc he can’t do much to defend himself (i mean, exacting revenge on ignis isn’t always the best idea. and honestly, no one can get themselves out of gladio’s iron grip)

does the word “tickle” or any variation of embarrass them?

if he’s being teased with it then yeah. but other than that he can say it/hear it without freaking out

are they embarrassed about their ticklishness, and do they try to deny/hide it?

he is so. embarrassed. about being as ticklish as he is. if it was only a little or like average he’d be fine, but since he’s super ticklish he gets rly embarrassed about it. he will lie about it if you ask him, although the blush on his cheeks gives him away p easily

would gentle tickling or rough tickling affect them more?

depends on the spot. for example, squeezes to his hips are more effective! while gentle skittering gets him all giggly and squeaky, if you want a rly good reaction out of him, squeezes are the way to go. generally gentle scribbles work better on spots like his tummy, sides, ribs, and feet.

is there a specific spot that they enjoy being tickled, either exclusively or more than other spots? what is it?

he likes back tickles…. even though he’s so ticklish he can’t sit still. they’re nice, but his back is covered with lil sweet spots and if you even just brush over one he will die. other than that he likes it…. even if he tries to deny it through his giggles >:)c

is there a spot that they can’t stand to be tickled, either because it’s just too sensitive, or it’s uncomfortable/painful/etc? what is it?

not really? i mean there’s probably a spot on his legs that’d be uncomfortable but. that’s bc of childhood injury nd stuff.

would they ever purposefully bug a friend/partner/sibling into tickling them, and if so, how would they go about it?

noctis is a little brat, but it’s easy to tickle that brattiness out of him. and he knows this, and definitely uses it to his advantage. noctis doesn’t get lee moods as often as, say, prompto, but he does have them. and his way of getting tickles is by acting extra bratty. although sometimes it backfires, specifically with ignis. because ignis knows he likes it, and often won’t do anything until he asks.

does teasing affect them?

noctis is def affected by teasing, for sure. i mean, reducing the stubborn prince to childish giggling is enough to embarrass him, but teasing him on top of that? his ears will turn red. he will definitely deny the fact that he’s cute and ticklish if you tease him about it (in which you can then tickle him into admitting it haha)

prompto

on a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?

10. maybe an 11. poor chocoboy is too ticklish for his own good

where is their most ticklish spot(s)?

his tummy is so sensitive…… he makes the cutest sounds……

which spots are they not ticklish?

lol as if anywhere on prompto couldn’t be ticklish

what is their laugh like?

the best way to describe it is like. it’s cackly, squeaky and high-pitched. snorts on occasion but only if you get at his bad spots

do they enjoy tickling? if yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing, or kinky thing to them, or can it be both depending on the circumstance?

prompto. loves. tickling. being tickled, tickling others. he is all for it. sees it as a fun bonding thing!! and he’s never been secretive about it either

are they more often a lee or ler, generally?

(points at him) Lee. although he’ll tickle noct sometimes

who is someone in their life that they tickle often?

i’d say noctis often falls victim to his random tickle attacks. after all, he has the best chance against noctis bc both gladio and ignis are too Powerful for him. (not that he won’t still try lol)

who is someone in their life that they get tickled by often?

noctis, gladio and ignis all tickle him on a pretty regular basis tbh

does the word “tickle” or any variation of embarrass them?

yessss he can’t say it himself if he’s in a lee mood. outside of that context he can usually say it, but he blushes when he does.

are they embarrassed about their ticklishness, and do they try to deny/hide it?

not really! if you asked him if he was ticklish he’d be like “yeah i’m p ticklish!” like he knows that he’s gonna get tickled either way so he might as well yknow, be honest. although if you tease him about how ticklish he is he will blush

would gentle tickling or rough tickling affect them more?

prompto loooooves gentle tickles. little scribbles on his tummy get him all riled up and giggly and flustered and it’s the most adorable thing. and he doesn’t rly try to push you away either he just kinda sits there and takes it and oh my god lil sunshine man

is there a specific spot that they enjoy being tickled, either exclusively or more than other spots? what is it?

he likes being tickled p much everywhere! but he is partial to tummy tickles bc. yknow. worst spot lol

is there a spot that they can’t stand to be tickled, either because it’s just too sensitive, or it’s uncomfortable/painful/etc? what is it?

nope!

would they ever purposefully bug a friend/partner/sibling into tickling them, and if so, how would they go about it?

oh yeah, although he doesn’t have the same methods noctis does. he’ll usually tickle one of his boyfriends in hopes of them getting back at him, and if that doesn’t work he’ll just ask. although… asking doesn’t come without hesitation, blushing and stuttering ofc.

does teasing affect them?

okay listen of course it does bc. look at prompto. how can you NOT tease him???? he’s so CUTE???? his laugh gets all squeaky when you tease him and he just whines and tries to protest but can’t get anything out through his giggles and AAAA

ignis

on a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?

probably like. 7 or 8. not as bad as prompto or noct but still definitely up there

where is their most ticklish spot(s)?

he’s got a lot of sweet spots, altho they’re more obscure. back of his ribs, his ears, the back of his knees. the back of his ribs are the worst tho.

which spots are they not ticklish?

he doesn’t rly have ticklish legs except for the back of his knees.

what is their laugh like?

ignis’ laugh is v unique. kinda deep, but can get higher-pitched, and he also definitely snorts when he laughs

do they enjoy tickling? if yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing, or kinky thing to them, or can it be both depending on the circumstance?

ignis doesn’t mind being tickled, but he does thoroughly enjoy tickling any of his boyfriends. he does it more to sorta put them in their place and remind them that he is definitely the most ruthless when it comes to dishing out tickles (despite what gladio might say)

are they more often a lee or ler, generally?

more on the ler-leaning switch side!

who is someone in their life that they tickle often?

he tickles noctis like. all the time. lil bratty prince needs to know his place. and also he’s cute and ignis likes taking advantage of his weakness. he tickles prompto and gladio too, but noctis is his more common victim.

who is someone in their life that they get tickled by often?

noctis and gladio get at him a lot. prompto not so much bc prompto knows you do not mess with ignis bc ignis doesn’t get even, he gets revenge. (although if prompto’s really in the mood to be wrecked he will go after ignis)

does the word “tickle” or any variation of embarrass them?

nope, ignis can say and hear it without any trouble. even when he’s being teased it doesn’t affect him as much.

are they embarrassed about their ticklishness, and do they try to deny/hide it?

ignis is p embarrassed abt being ticklish in general, but more so his reactions to it. his boyfriends are v understanding tho so it’s smth that stays between the four of them.

would gentle tickling or rough tickling affect them more?

gentle tickles…….. especially while teasing…… it gets to him so bad.

is there a specific spot that they enjoy being tickled, either exclusively or more than other spots? what is it?

ignis doesn’t rly have a preference, like i said he doesn’t mind it, but he doesn’t actively seek it out like prompto or noctis do. although don’t tell anyone that he loves having the palms of his hands tickled bc it feels nice no shhhh don’t tell

is there a spot that they can’t stand to be tickled, either because it’s just too sensitive, or it’s uncomfortable/painful/etc? what is it?

not that i can think of!

would they ever purposefully bug a friend/partner/sibling into tickling them, and if so, how would they go about it?

not really, as stated before ignis doesn’t rly seek it. although he will often jump at any opportunity to tickle noctis.

does teasing affect them?

only certain teases affect ignis. but when they do, they really get to him. his face gets all red up to the tips of his ears, his laughter turns to a higher pitch. it’s adorable. so when noctis discovers that ignis is weak to tickle talk as well, he’s all like (eyes emoji)

gladiolus

on a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?

hmmm he’s the least ticklish of the bunch. probably a 6. i’d say he’s around average ticklishness

where is their most ticklish spot(s)?

get under his arms and he’s done for :)

which spots are they not ticklish?

he’s not super ticklish on his back or legs tbh

what is their laugh like?

have you heard him laugh??? it’s so pure i can’t even describe it it’s like. Deep. but goofy. i love it

do they enjoy tickling? if yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing, or kinky thing to them, or can it be both depending on the circumstance?

he loves tickling his boyfriends….. and he will never stop loving it. he just thinks the fact that all his boyfriends are super ticklish is really adorable and how could he not use that to his advantage tbh?? he just loves seeing their reactions to the tiniest touch

are they more often a lee or ler, generally?

LERRRR oh my god such a ler

who is someone in their life that they tickle often?

he tickles prompto, ignis and noctis a lot. iris too.

who is someone in their life that they get tickled by often?

well, noctis and prompto often try to tag team him only to get pinned down and tickled half to death. ignis knows better than to not even try to get back at gladio, bc the couple of attempts there have been, it did not end well for iggy. so gladio doesn’t get tickled too often, it’s only rly when the three of them exact revenge together.

does the word “tickle” or any variation of embarrass them?

nahhh he’s cool with it

are they embarrassed about their ticklishness, and do they try to deny/hide it?

he doesn’t rly get embarrassed by it. like yeah he’s big strong “i literally picked up a stone pillar bigger than me and bonked a bunch of dragons with it” man but he’s just chill with it. like if you ask him he’ll say that he is ticklish, bc he knows if you try anything he can get back at you very easily.

would gentle tickling or rough tickling affect them more?

rough. tickles. baby. digging under his arms or into his ribs get the funniest cackles out of him. not to say that gentle tickles don’t affect him at all, he’s just more responsive to rougher tickles.

is there a specific spot that they enjoy being tickled, either exclusively or more than other spots? what is it?

uhh gladio doesn’t get tickled often but. forearm tickles are nice. ignis will occasionally just drag his nails over gladio’s arms and while it’s not enough to make gladio laugh, it’s enough to tickle a little. but it feels nice so he doesn’t mind.

is there a spot that they can’t stand to be tickled, either because it’s just too sensitive, or it’s uncomfortable/painful/etc? what is it?

nope!

would they ever purposefully bug a friend/partner/sibling into tickling them, and if so, how would they go about it?

he does the opposite. he goes out of his way to find an excuse to tickle any of his boyfriends when he feels like it lol. sometimes there isn’t even a reason other than “i just felt like it”

does teasing affect them?

only in some circumstances. will i elaborate? not really. im tired lol

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chocobros when they see you working out headcanon

 i. A/N: Hi guys! I’m kinda new here, even tho i used to post some HC’s on other acc, but about rdr2! Might not be the best at it, but at least its good to try :) Hope you’re gonna like the stuff i’ll write! 

ii. A/N: I haven’t finished the game yet, so in further posts I’ll be sticking to the knowledge I already have about these boys, sorry!

iii. forgive me for any language/grammar mistakes, English is not my first language :)

Requests are open!

I don’t own any of these gifs, credits to their real owners!

PROMPTO

—this boy — he’s sh00k —“Y/N what are you doing?” — then he decides to join you — planks? THEY’RE THE WORST — and burpees? Uh, gross! — you both ended up on the floor many times  — “So what’s that for?” — “Slimming down ur legs, Prompt” — “But im already slimmed down!” — you found a workout buddy in your boyfriend  — isnt that nice? — progress photos!! — he will literally kick ur ass if you say you don’t wanna work out — you both looked SNATCHED after  — and he couldn’t stop talking about your achievment  — #1 supporter, forever and always

NOCTIS

— at the first sight, it didn’t look that bad or even advanced — you started with jumping rope, as a warm up — BUT THEN — you started doing things he coulnd’t get  — so he could literally sit on the couch watching you — and making u blush from embarrasment —“ Y/n what are you doing” — “Uh working out i guess?” — ”No i mean the movement” — ”Oh, these are the russian twists” — ”... But why they’re russian” —”Trust me Noct, i have no idea. Maybe u should try and work out with me?” — oh man he tried — he tried so hard — but once he got to the couch, he fell asleep — tired™ — you still can’t believe how he got ABS faster than you

GLADIO

— ngl he was kinda proud — not in a bad way, he was happy you found kind of.. uh new hobby? — but more terryfing in ur opinion — you were jealous of the six pack he had — so in order to achieve at least a sneak peak of abs, you decided to turn quarantine into a big workout challenge — you know the drill, take ur planners and pens, shi*ts gonna get real — it did, but only on paper —as u tried to stick at least to one week of this, you would give up at the end of the weekend — he was so blue to see you like that — you used to cry and say you can’t do that — so he decided to help you — you took it easy this time — random long walks, getting those steps in — some easy but also enganging execises  — he even agreed to dance with you  — cause at the end, every burned calorie should be a happy burned calorie right?

IGNIS

—”Y/N dont tell me your on another diet again” — “Not this time” — knows when to stay away from the room you’re in — once he walked in and you almost had a heart attack — so did he — you were lying on the floor with eyes closed — he thought you died or something —“Trust me u don’t want to see me sweating like human waterfall” — he’s worried that you’re overworking yourself — he joined you once — and you still think he was quite better than you but he won’t admit it — cause he wanted you to focus on yourself and don’t look around — definitely helping you with some exercises from the technique way — repeats that no matter what body you have, he loves you just the way you are — you impresses him when you lift heavy, like TRULY — motivates you everyday, even after the quarantine 

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I cut this post off shorter than I meant to cause im feeling Extremely Not Great during this night in particular but like, to expand on some ideas--

--Can you imagine, like ,you know, during the initial getting to know each other stages, Ignis going to you and asking what you want for lunch or dinner and you're all "oh no I'm ok, I already ate already and I wouldn't want to bother you" and he manages to squeeze you for an answer for what you ate, it's. A meal replacement shake.

"Yeah I usually have one before I start work and on my lunch break since they're so quick and easy"

"But when and what do you eat for an actual meal?"

"Uhhhh whatever i microwave for dinner, if and when I have the mental energy? Sometimes I'm just too tired and go to bed without eating so I don't waste food"

Cue Ignis taking mental notes to get you lots of nice yummy home cooked meals with the proper nutrition and make sure you don't buy any more of those sorts of drinks when you accompany him grocery shopping. He may even start keeping a little notebook to track your nutrition, and also things like seeing if you gain any healthy weight if you were potentially suffering from an ED like anorexia. Maybe the boys start noticing you displaying certain signs of food-related trauma/food insecurity like getting really upset when Noctis won't clean his plate and eat his vegetables, or showing visible guilt and shame when you're full and still have food left over, maybe even overeating until you're nauseous "because that's better than wasting it, we can't just throw it away"

--One of the things that let my podiatrist know i was disabled was that my calves had their muscles pulled exceedingly tight when he felt them with his hands, but i had literally no frame of reference and thought that's how they were supposed to be. Gladio being the big buff fitness guy notices you're walking funny and, even if you were to be somewhat out of shape, you're complaining of leg pain a little too early in the walk for his comfort. It doesn't feel right that you seem so genuinely uncomfortable. Maybe you just need help stretching, maybe a quick muscle rub would help too? But then he insists you let him see if you've got some sort of muscle knot or something he can knead out real quick, and then he can tell that there's definitely something wrong with you as he calls the other guys with a "hey come feel this" meanwhile you're just, flustered and a little snippy as they poke and give little squeezes to your shins.

Meanwhile the Chocobros are just kind of shaking their heads that you've already reached the age that you have and have such issues that either were never discovered or you lacked the funds to go to a doctor entirely. Not head-shaking at you, but rather at what kind of home you must have came from, just a genuine sense of pity that you've had certain difficulties. In a way it makes them more grateful to be Insomnians and they want to do their best to show you how great their home can be. Maybe you'll... even consider ditching home and sticking around here?

-- as someone who wears glasses i always think of like, a reader with glasses suddenly getting them knocked off their face and them breaking as Reader begins to just SOB and the boys can't understand why. If maybe Noct and Prom were rough housing and bumped into you, they are so awkwardly trying to apologize and calm you down, saying that everything is ok, as you just bawl "it isn't ok, I can't AFFORD a new pair and even if I could I can't go to a doctor or I would be deported!!"

snapcut to other fellow glasses wearer Ignis just being absolutely baffled "you have to pay to be able to see???" As he starts immediately looking up the nearest optometrist to get you a new pair, a new prescription, anything you need, and the boys are all exchanging looks like "jfc no wonder you never want to accept anything from them and are constantly apologizing if you come from a place where you have to grovel for basic necessities or choose between healthcare and food"

--then there's also, I guess this has nothing to do with health necessarily, but remember when I suggested the idea of Reader being an American specifically (because like idk i usually think of Reader having to contrast that life with being in Insomnia since, obviously i am American and that is what my personal experience is with) and eventually meeting another American who is just a homegrown fucking asshole? I can imagine he simultaneously tries to get closer to the boys while isolating you and trying to bully you out of the group. The boys eventually notice the guy is being weird and making all these weird references they can't understand but seem to really get under your skin and they slowly piece together "well shit this guy is actually a really ignorant hateful asshole, are a lot of the men from your country like this? No wonder you basically had a panic attack the first time you had to sleep in their tent with them

I can just. Ugh. I sit and think of drama so much and I can just imagine the guy has you separated from the group and he's just trying to tear into you, saying all the most hateful personal attacks he can think of

"What the fuck are you even still doing here? Why are you still hanging around like a tick? We don't want you here! You're just some emotional fucking female who can't even cook! I bet the only reason these guys put up with you is because they're passing you around!"

And at some point he's just shouting at you and you're already so stressed and freaked out over being isekai'd that his incessant harassment on top of that, that you just can't stop crying, eyes so full of tears you can't really even see, but he doesn't stop, he enjoys "winning" by making you cry, being "proven right" on how useless you are by making you upset, feeling high on his own self inflated superiority even as he's spitting uneducated rude bullshit and--

WAIT, HERE COMES THE CROWN PRINCE OF LUCIS WITH A STEEL CHAIR

I just imagine one or all four of them walk up on this dude abusing you and are immediately ride or die ready to kill this guy because he's just got you TREMBLING AND SOBBING to the point you can't even speak, it's just a range of crying half noises vaguely resembling words that are strung together pitifully while you hold yourself tightly and keep your head down. When you finally look up and see them there, you just feel so humiliated that they heard all these horrible things said about you (like if some guy was making gross comments about my body and calling me like an obese whale and shit I would hate for my friends to hear that because then I'm paranoid if part of them feels the same). You run off because you don't want there to be any trouble, you just can't handle any more stress right now, you are about to BREAK, and when the boys finally find you crying alone in the dark wilderness under a streetlight, it's just the four of them

They tell you that the other man decided to go his own separate way and left off on his own, and you have no reason to doubt them. After all, it wasn't like there was going to be anything left of him to disprove it when all his ranting and raving after you ran away attracted a Behemoth, and since he wanted to claim you were so weak and helpless and quote 'always clinging to others for help like some kind of fucking parasite' end quote, surely that meant he could fend for himself without any of them helping

--They're in it deep now. They're emotionally invested. They want to help not just your body heal, but also your heart 🥺 you've been hurt by too many people, had your kindness taken advantage of by too many people, and you've endured so much to the point you're ever so slowly starting to break down completely. It hurts them. They ache when they see you in pain. It makes them want to do everything they can to help keep you safe and happy, and you know what? Maybe making sure you DON'T make your way back home will be part of that.

Honestly i just want a yandere who will hear I'm working on getting healthy, losing weight, physical therapy, all that. And they kidnap me because they want to make sure I do it in a healthy way and they want to see their part in how I will start to look

Really though! Before my disability diagnosis and treatment I would occasionally go through phases where I was taking care of my body really shitty as in like not eating enough meals and still now I have some bad habits and I often think of like. A yandere who Is Evil In His Own Way by making you. Just actually take proper care of yourself. Like. Sinister Caregiving lol

See. It's amazing i haven't written anything because I think about them so much but the whole isekai Reader meeting the chocobros really is such an interesting formula because it has so many possibilities. The boys finding out you had shit healthcare and helping you get better, finding out the quality of food in your diet was overly processed and Ignis taking pride in cooking for you, just things like that. Hell, even my situation is shitty and would be a good story concept: living your entire life miserable and then finding out you actually had a medical condition the whole time that was just kind of missed and ignored. The pity they would have and protectiveness they would feel over wanting to help you heal and keep you safe from further harm kinda thing 🥺❤