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I wish Disney could just make a Muppet-themed area at one of the parks, but no, they don't see it as profitable as Marvel or Star Wars

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING WITH THE MUPPETS

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Imagine a bunny

Now imagine it eating a piece of lettuce

Little bunny going nom nom on a leaf of lettuce

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GUYS DAN AND PHIL PRACTICE HOMOSEXUALITY

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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“if you have a masters degree you’re on this side, and if you dropped out stand here”

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the two genders

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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

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I did an illustration for Trans Day of Remembrance today at work.

Our little community contains so much anger and grief, but it's because we love each other so fiercely. We remember our dead because their memory keeps us stubborn.

I love all of us today, and I hope you do too.

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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

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i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me

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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

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strange omens gather at the end of the street

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Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920