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cinnabell2 · 2 years ago

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Im so detached from canon genshin lore because nameless bard is dead in it :(((( thats not fun

#like hyv bring him back??#i want my husband on a card #or ATLEAST A CAMEO #PLZ MAKTO AND RUK-- NOT GONNA TRY TO SPELL THE REST OF IT #got cameos!!!#plz #let bard get his gnjfkdngjkfd

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sentientsky · 9 months ago

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here, have some silly little good omens valentine’s day cards from your local arospec dumbass

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago

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💙❤️Happy Holidays!❤️💙

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #This is *specifically* fanart of the interfaith christmas cards featuring santa and his jewish rabbi husband spending time together #Why? Well as I was trying to think of things to draw for the season I realized there was another classic Blue and Red pairing to reference #They are going out for chinese food after this photoshoot. Kosher of course.#I want them to star in an interfaith hallmark film. A meet cute + save christmas + murder mystery in a small town kind of story #Or! Maybe they are just going to have a chill holiday break together and bake some treats with the extended family #So many fun possibilities about this bonkers concept I have no intention of making a bigger deal out of #speaking of Big Deals though;#If you have ever wanted to show appreciation for this (free) daily comics blog then I have one Holiday request:#If you have the means to - please donate your money to either a local food bank or a Yemen relief fund #there are so many people going without food and every bit helps. Truly would be the best holiday treat ever #and if you do not celebrate this holiday season…it’s also my birthday! You wouldnt want to let down the birthday cat would you?#(DISCLAIMER: it may or may not actually be my birthday. I may just be pressing emotional buttons to influence people to my cause)#(DISCLAIMER 2: I cannot vouch for any charities you donate to. Please be cautious and research properly before donating)

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hauntingblue · 8 months ago

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Oden's prophecy of young pirates coming to save wano becoming yamato's hope for his freedom.... and him becoming oden because of it.... it's just so good... on the other side luffy taking ace's spot for liberating yamato... I think I hauve covid

#the spades pirates in wano to save children... omg... deuce.... i have heard so much of you....#yamato complaining about how eveyrhing is his father's fault and ace getting violent...#it is so sad that in the end it was (partially maybe) his father's fault... if not roger then whitebeard..... maybe both #the hibiscus flowers..... rouge....#yamato telling ace he talks too much about luffy.... omg.....#NAMI TELLS TAMA LUFFY LOST ACE TOO!!! AND LUFFY CAME BACK TO WANO BC ACE SAID HE WOULD!!! OMG...... THE LINGERING.....#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1014 #pink haired samurai is still alive and kicking... hell yeah....#ODEN WAS THE SECOND COMMANDER FOR WHITEBEARD??? OMG???#whitebeard dealing with his rebellious son ace akshaksjak.....#ace wanting to save wano for his husband and child but wb wouldn't let him bc he is still caught up about his ex husband's death... complex #TEACH GO TO HELL!!! FUCK YOU!!! DIEEEE!!!!#they can't put luffy crying about ace dying here again.... tama feeling bad about yelling at luffy....#YAMATO KNOWS ABOUT THE D????#big mom wants robin.... i mean of course.... curious about pudding and her third eye.... we will meet again i guess...#PONEGLYPH!!!! kaido little borther to mom...... god valley.... rox.... i remember.... she gave him his power omg...#episode 1015 #ace face down smiling after whitebeard beats him up reminded me of ace dead smiling. hell on earth this is my last straw. goodbye.#the animation <3 ace i love you <3 yamato you are great <3 #omg... little ASL with the big pirates saying he will become pirate king omg...#PAUSE!! ACE HEARING GOOD THINGS ABOUT ROGER AND SAYING HE SOUNDS NICE THIS IS CRUCIAL TO MY ACE LORE OMG #yamato didnt say who it was... did ace really die not thinking his father was good this is my roman empire... critical hit to my brain #yamato made aces vivre card.... should i end it all for realsies this time....#his cunty skate boat 😭😭😭😭 i could cry #he really is looking like a beautiful dead wife this episode.... yamato......the vivre card omg..... NOT THE FLASHBACK ENOUGH #THE TRANAITION BETWEEN ACE FALLING OFF LUFFY AND HIM FALLING TO THE GROUND OMG AKFBSKDNDKSKLWKWNSKWK NOOOOOO #OH FINALLY THEY ARE ALL THERE TO FOGHT BIG MOM AND KAIDO!!! FUCK YEAAHHHHHH a good drag for the mugis for good measure #episode 1013

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guinevereslancelot · 1 month ago

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unnerving to see people younger than me living their lives and doing adult stuff successfully. stop that you're supposed to eat ice cream for dinner and be unemployed

#stop making me look bad by having a husband and a baby rn you're 22 fr 😭#tho i do have two friends who got married at 18 and 21 and actually i look good compared to them bc everyone they know was like stoppppp #they dated for ike 4 months before getting engaged lmao #but some people who got married young are actually doing okay and normal and that makes me look bad lol #not necessarily always abt marriage tho #people younger than me with an actual career or grown up job make me feel this way also #anyway #every day im living a life indistinguishable from when i was a teenager and many people my age are already parents with mortgages and such #😐😐😐#anyway i spent my grown up job money on some flowers and now i have no job bc i let my mean supervisor bully me into quitting #i also spent grown up job money on an oven (successfully) and a car (unsuccessfully)#i am rlly just out here.... telletubby with a credit card fr #job just give you money and you can spend it on whatever you want (but watch out)#anyway car was a piece of garbage that couldn't pass inspection 😔#was so proud of myself paying cash for my first car but there's a reason it was that cheap lmao

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widevibratobitch · 5 months ago

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something about being told im 'the leading person at this whole academy when it comes to interpretation and stage intelligence' by the husband of the woman im trying (not really. but i mean. who knows) to seduce... ok boy you got me. lets make it a polycule.

#im playing it all cool and funny now but atm i legit burst into tears lol #like he said i have a 'good voice too of course' but i know realistically that is not my strongest asset #and even if i were technically perfect. which im NOT lol. the voice itself is just nothing special. it's there ig but that's about it #but its nice to know i may not be 100% useless after all #(just 90%)#also apparently the most feared and respected professor who came to the concert said. again. that he likes me the most.#which again. crying real actual tears about this all rn this means literally the world to me this is everything i have #and i have no one to share this with because im not gonna say it to my uni friend cause i dont want her to feel like im boasting or sth #(even tho she has no such qualms herself but probably because i know how. not great. it feels when someone keeps talking about themselves #and about how great they are and how easy everything is for them. i dont wanna do it back at her.#well there's also the fact that i dont think im great and this is not fucking easy to me at all lol #but idk i think the difference between us is that she actually admitted she sees no point in singing if she cant show off (thus she hates #the duet we're singing because she sings the lower part and cant show off her high notes or coloratura.#which is like. an insane take to me. i mean it i get it. kinda. if i had a voice like hers maybe id be like that too fuck knows.#but that just feels so. idk. sad to me. so self obsessed and empty. like you dont care about the music itself? about you being a part of it?#also immediately made singing with her not fun anymore. i thought we were creating something TOGETHER. but thanks for the confirmation #that you only really care about being 'better than'. yikes.#like idk this behaviour is funny and iconic in old school opera legends like yes go bite each others dicks off.#but it hits completely different when it's your own colleague let alone your friend. like damn girl. damn)#) anyway. the husband is kinda hot too now that i think of it. i really should seduce them both.#except its realistically not possible since they've both seen me cry now (she saw it like a hundred times lol)#so ive lost the hot and mysterious card alas. no uni professors romance for me

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sysig · 8 months ago

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Okay but what if (Patreon)

#Doodles #TSP #Stanley #Me while reading: Now don't make a papercraft okay? Don't make a papercraft don't make a papercraft don't make a-#Predictably lol #It's the kind of structure that invites speculation! Who would you choose and what would their name be and how would they adapt #And The Stanley Parable wasn't even out at the time!! FJkldsafdf #Me when anything: I want to #Stanley would be so fun to play as ♪ Small but close-knit cast and since it's an institute it should have accommodations for his mutism #And he's no stranger to painful and confusing situations haha #You can see my indecision on which sign language Stanley knows haha #He never speaks so we don't know what accent Stanley would have but we know the Narrator is British! So #But I also don't know any British Sign Language and I know it's different than ASL òuò;#Granted my knowledge of ASL is far far far from fluent but I do know some at least so if /I/ was the one playing as him-#Anyway moot point since languages are directly translated anyway :P Though I wonder about sign language #I assume there were some nonverbal patients I just haven't seen any myself :0 #I have also made a Narrator card to match Stanley 😔#Actually - hehe - I had a lot of fun picking their ''real'' names ♪#The Narrator's was pretty easy honestly I knew I had to give him the first name Kevan and then I wanted to keep his last initial #So I went with ''Baker'' since it's a common name :) Very cute!#And then for Stanley since I headcanon him as being Greek/Latino - heavier on the Greek side - I gave him a Greek name!#Again same first initial - couple letters even for that ''St-'' sound :) - and scanned through some Greek last names #And liked the sound of Psomas with Stefano - but ♪ You'll never guess ♫#It's a similarly common name for a reason - ''Psomas'' translates to ''bread maker''#Kevan and Stefano Baker they're husbands fr your honour #Hghhghh I just think it's so cute!! And I didn't do it on purpose it was just a happy accident!! I love them <3

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crispyliza · 7 months ago

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You've heard of mansplaining, now get ready for: dadsplaining!

Example: you're filling out paperwork and your dad sits next to you and tells you the answers to questions like: what is your name and last name (he also helps you spell it), when is your birthday, when did you graduate high scool etc.

#this actually happened tk my sister a few years back #she lost her ID card and had to go to the police station early in the morning to aply for a new one #my dad woke me up in like 7 am to go with them in case they needed help with tech stuff (finding the necessary forms online)#he ended up figuring it out by himself and he was very proud #and then went to help out my sister with the paperwork and did what i described above #it reminded me of how captain holt in b99 always informed his husband of his full name when they talked on the phone #and when they were making reservations and holt told kevin how to spell his name #anyways afterwards my dad went to buy coffee and a tiropita as a thank you for the officer thay helped us and fought with my sister #bc she didn't want to bring them to the officer #before he bought the stuff he asked us if we wanted anything and i asked for an iced tea which he forgot :(#so not only was my presence useless i also didn't get anything out if it #but seeing my dad and sister fill out paperwork was pretty funny and i will forever cherish that memory #shitpost #text #crispy talks

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jangmi-latte · 1 year ago

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rook ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

#i miss him so fucking much i have been deprived since chapter 7 came out 😭😭😭😭#HIS LAST REVEAL WAS GLOMAS. GLORIOUS FUCKING MASQUERADE #HOW DO YOU THINK I'M STILL BREATHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i WANT HIM BACK THEN I REMEMBER DECEMBER'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER #I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE WITH 40 PULLS #my love please 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 i beg #i miss you sm my hunter please come home 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#i feel like a housewife whose husband went to another country to work i can not live like this #i feel so LONELY i want him back you have no idea #i stare at his cards and i BLACK out #life is dull no rook #i try to make content of other characters but my brain just goes “how about rook content” DARLING THERE'S BEEN NONE #i just wanna hug and smell him all day ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ the nuis need a bath #rook rook rook (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) oh rook my love #i wanna CRY where are you my love my monsieur (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠)#i miss your voice cracks and silly little hair swish (⁠´⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠ω⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠｀⁠)

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sidereumvulpes · 10 days ago

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Uhgg I love my girlfriend.. she's so pretty and I don't get to talk about them enough. I want to talk about my angel, my heart, my very tall wife<33

#she's like a foot taller then me and I love it so much.#even if I'm cursed by short jokes #im so gay #I WANT TO BUY HER MORE FLOWERS BUT THE ONES I BOUGHT HER LAST ARE STILL GOOD AND HEALTHY #HOW DO I TELL HER I WANT HER FLOWERS TO DIE FASTER SO I CAN BUY HER MOREEE :[[#uhghh she feels the need to pay back unconditional gifts and I just wanna spoil them #tormented by my partners want to get a job. like- no baby it's okay I can support us!! just stay home or go out with your friends!!!#wish I could be my standard of husband in this economy. I need a better job 😞#like- it's okay love I'll work and when I come home I'll cook dinner and wash up everything afterwards :[[#You want a massage? ofc baby. not feeling well? I'm here love. Cute new dress or wanna get your nails done? take my card. treat yourself.#I wanna do more for them :[[ she's so sweet to me even after being mistreated by some dickwad ex. She deserves the world<3333 #i miss my wife tails

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kakusu-shipping · 9 months ago

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Table Turf versus Jellies

#Splatoon 3 #Jel La Fleur #Jelonzo #Jelfonzo #Long post #Seeing the three of them together really shows how YOUNG Jelfonzo is #Especially sense all he and Jelonzo share animations #Who gave this teenager his own store #On the selfship blog because I LOVE the jellies my beloved brother nephew and husband <3 #I want to get all three of their icons on my splash tag this is SO important #I'm about to waste a LOT of money #I'm currently trying to get Spyke's icon but it no longer matters I am going to have all three Jellyfish #This is the life goal now #I would also like to have all of their card sleeves but I haven't beaten La Fleur on level 3 ONCE #So. That's not happening fkgdfjh #Splatoon Jellyfish my beloveds <3 #Seeing newborn Jellies in Side Order has really gotten to me Marina why are there babies in here

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hungee-boy · 4 days ago

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honestly if you live in a blue state and can afford a decent home and all your meds/food/utilities i want to hear NOTHING in regards to us in red states

i live in greg abbott's red texas. you know, the largest state that borders the most vilified neighboring country and receives the majority of latino immigrants + has a huge black population + a lot of arab and asian immigrants

i will not tolerate blame put on the people in red states who are constantly harassed and belittled because of their race, origin, religion, gender, and economic status

you want someone to blame? blame your party who did nothing to get people out of poverty, did nothing in response to police violence and killings, did nothing for palestine/lebanon, did nothing in response to abbott and desantis' vitriolic anti-latino racism and policies

democrats did what they do best, follow the right-leaning trend and lose to republicans

#literally there are more and more homeless people everytime i go into the city #doesnt matter which city #we have homeless people here in my town which is a hell to travel on foot because we literally have a highway cutting through everything #there are no sidewalks and barely any places for camping that arent private property #majority of people i check out at work use ebt cards for food #and even then its mostly white people that have access to those government funds #most of the latinas that i check out are vigilant in their coupons just to make sure they can afford necessities for their homes #using money that their husbands are breaking their backs for because its the only job available to them #shits been getting worse and worse here no matter who was president #and it will continue to get worse #people are already dying it will be an epidemic #and im trying my best to better my family's situation so i can be quicker in helping my neighbors #but even then i fell like itll be too late by the time it comes down to that #just #do more #be a good person to everyone regardless of if they share your political views #cus ill tell you something when people are in survival mode and wanting to claw themselves out they will find any justification for bigotry #they will find someone to blame for their circumstance because its not normal to live like this #some blame the government and some blame immigrants #feed them and show them that people are not their enemy its the fucking rich assholes in government keeping them at the bottom #so that rich assholes stay on top no matter what happens to the world around them #the entire world could be burning and they still will be wasting money because its nothing to them

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kaeyx · 14 days ago

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Excuse the shit quality but I'm losing my mind I've done 87 pulls and he refuses to come home. EIGHTY SEVEN!! Why are u mad at me Mammon bby what did I do to you

#i just want the pretty card :(#also ur+ greed mammon come ON #i have two ur+ mammons but they're both wrath so one of them i don't bother to level up #i want more of his cards tho :(( give me my husband #leo.spam

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punkrockisafulltimejob · 10 months ago

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Not being able to find one of my favorite items of clothing is giving me flashbacks to when my mother lost over half my wardrobe at the laundromat and then gave me a lousy $50 to replace it. Like, I might honestly cry if I can't find it

#I haven't seen it in a while but it's also not the right season for it so I wasn't really looking for it #and then my husband and I started cleaning out the closet and I was like wait where is my silk duster #it's sooooo fucking pretty it's got moons and tarot cards and roses on it #and of course it's no longer for sale where I bought it so I can't even replace it if I wanted to #I know I know I'm catastrophizing #I just hope I find it that's all

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asinglesock · 11 months ago

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#a sock speaks #my sister informed that her husband wants their children to be sheltered from certain influences potentially including me #forgive me for a moment. this is so fucked up.#they don't even have kids at present!#we sat on the floor with my cousins playing a card game and my sister made a joke and I laughed so hard I cried #we're cooking dinner together #I made a statement and knew which pun she was about to make before she said it #it doesn't hurt that much yet but I think it's going to hurt a lot #bitter work

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iero · 1 year ago

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Officially started Christmas shopping today…

#personal #My aunt gushing to me about her husband is gifting her a record player for Christmas.#So she asked me for two specific records and today I found them for her. :)#It’s all downhill from here… Literally have no idea what to get my family this year because they won’t TELL me.#I say as I am known as the gift card giver. I will NOT gift you that specific item you want.#However I will buy a gift card from that specific place so you can buy it yourself LMAO.#Too afraid I’ll fuck up colors sizes etc. of items so it’s the safest route. 😌

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