#i want men who are YEARNING

[toadtoru]

i love you jim halpert, i love you ben wyatt, i love you jake peralta, i love you awkward fictional sitcom men who spend four seasons desperately pining for the same woman

[lesbielol]

ovulation horny makes me want to do unspeakable things 😵‍💫

[like-wuatafauq]

I need a sweet angel femme to sit on my lap, I need her to scoot back and feel my strap underneath my sweats and be a bit shy when she turns her whole body to face me. I need her to wrap her legs around me to be as close to me as possible and let out a humming noise when I tell her that if she's good to me I'll give her whatever she wants. I need a pretty princess just for me and no one else not just because she knows I'm selfish but because she only wants to be pleased by me.

Mmm as she starts kissing my neck to convince me she's good to me, she can't help but to desperately ride my butch cock over my sweats. I need her to speak softly and breathy about how she could never do me wrong. I want her to be sweet,soft,true and so so so good to me that I have no choice but to fill her up. I want her to feel how special she is. I don't want to tell her she's a good girl, no, if she's so so so good to me, she is a sweet angel. My sweet angel, and I want her to feel back at home while I'm inside her. I want her to feel so high and heavenly as I wrap my arms around her body tightly and fuck her until she can't say anything but just let out moans. I want to make her cum over and over for being so good to me, I want to kiss her in a way that she knows she's so easy to love. That being so good to me will always have its rewards.

[add1ctedt0you]

The Untamed - Episode 19

Throughout the night, he [Jiang Cheng] had somehow managed to sleep a couple of times. The first reason was that, having been too tired from crying himself weak, he couldn't help from passing out. The second reason was that he still had the hope that this might be a nightmare. He couldn't wait to wake up after some rest and open his eyes to find himself lying inside of his room back in Lotus Pier. His father would be wiping his sword in the main hall. His mother would be angry again and complaining, scolding Wei Wuxian who winked in a funny way. His sister would be in the kitchen, thinking as hard as she could about what to make today. His shidi would be refusing to do their morning lessons properly and jumping around.

The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, Chapter 59, Poisons- Part Four

[cerise-on-top]

hi :D if you do character x character (with possibly x reader, too) headcanons, may i request nikprice hcs? aghh.. i love them so much, but there's (in my opinion) little content of them compared to other ships.. if you do have to add reader into it too thats okay :) i don't mind poly (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

but besides that how are you doing? i hope youre doing good :]

Hey there! I'm doing well, thank you! I've actually got five days off next week, which I'm really looking forward to! Plus I get to go to my regular department again too soon enough! But unfortunately, the other apprentice left me with so much work ^^;

NikPrice and NikPrice x Reader

NikPrice:

Although the two of them may be a bit older than some of their peers, they can still be considered idiots, especially when they’re with one another. Sometimes they get weirdly competitive with each other, which can result in either of them getting hurt. Nikolai leads Chimera and Price leads the TF141, both of them sometimes need to show off just how good they are at some things. Nikolai is usually a pretty calm guy, but he does get a bit cocky with Price, so he’ll instigate some competitions. Who can carry the most groceries. Who can find the most dogs and take pictures with them. Who will be favored the most for the week among their boys. It’s just dumb things, and Nikolai does try to cheat his way through most of them, but Price knows him well enough by now to know how he will try to weasel his way into victory. Price usually plays fair and forces Nikolai to do the same. The winner gets bragging rights and that’s about it. Sometimes they poker on who pays for dinner, but they don’t really mess around too much when it comes to more serious stuff. However, they both also compete with each other to show off just how good of a partner they are, even if there’s no need to do that anymore. They can both be proud as peacocks and always need to outdo one another.

Although it may sound stupid, the two of them do spar with each other from time to time. Since they’re about equal in strength it’s actually quite interesting to watch the two of them fight, both have a pretty good technique as well. However, Nikolai has more experience under his belt since he’s quite a bit older than Price. Again, he’s also not above cheating by trying to entice Price with just about anything he can think of. They’re adults, they’re leaders, but they are still morons with each other. Sometimes they fight over the TV remote when Price wants to watch his football game and Nikolai wants to tease him. Price gets mad every time he misses the football game just because he lost to his stupid lover. Nikolai gets a good laugh out of it every time. Although he may love Price more than anyone else, he can be a playful and cocky bastard at times. He makes up for it by taking Price to a real football game in a stadium, though. Can’t enrage the boyfriend too much all the time. Price is usually overjoyed when he does since he gets really into it. There’s nothing better than enjoying some football with Nikolai. Unless Nikolai teases Price about his team losing. In that case the two of them won’t be talking more than necessary for an hour. However, Price goes back to normal after the initial anger of his team losing has worn off.

Nikolai is actually a chef of the master class. He can cook just about anything and make it well at that too. Since he’s been pretty much everywhere at this point he’s learned quite a few recipes from all around the world. He also knows how to use his spices well. Though, his favorite recipes to make are still Russian ones. The two of them cook together often, it relaxes them. Besides, Price gets the privilege of eating Nikolai’s pirozhki before anyone else does. It’s an honor to him since he’s never had anything better in his life. Loves being Nikolai’s taste tester as well. Price isn’t as good a cook as Nikolai, but he does like showing his appreciation for all the good food by cooking something in return. However, his food is kind of bland. It could be worse, but it could also use a lot more spices. Nikolai used to tease Price about that before, but he’s stopped since as Price really does put a lot of effort into cooking for Nikolai. The latter really isn’t so mean to genuinely hurt his boyfriend like that. He does give Price some constructive criticism, though. Offers to help with cooking next time, but both of them know that Nikolai will just take the lead. But in the end, they both really do enjoy cooking with each other, regardless of who makes the main dish. They also get really chatty during it.

NikPrice x Reader

Considering how long they’ve been with each other, they've gotten used to it, but you genuinely cannot cuddle them during summer. You’ll become a sweaty mess and won’t be able to sleep at all since they’re both very warm. Nikolai more so than Price. However, the two of them can cuddle each other just fine since they’re used to warmer nights because of all the missions they’ve gone on. However, it’s pretty nice in winter. They’re two big, burly and warm men who love to make you feel toasty. Price is actually a pretty cuddly guy and Nikolai can be too with the right people. If you’re not on the cuddly side then they’ll settle for giving you a pat on the back every once in a while or just holding your hand. But Price loves touching you and Nikolai. He doesn’t need to do it every single waking moment, but it’s nice to hold your loved ones. Nikolai can go either way, but he’s pretty cuddly with Price. Sometimes the two of them fight over who gets to be the big spoon, other times they’ll just plop into each other’s arms. If you’re shorter than them then you’ll likely get sandwiched between them. If you’re as tall or taller than them then they might ask you to take on the role of big spoon. Sure, they won’t mind it when you’re shorter than them, but they’ll chuckle since you’re just a little backpack.

Both of them will try to teach you how to fight and defend yourself. Even if you’re capable of that already, they’ll teach you something anyway. They’re both military men, they know what they’re talking about. Besides, it’s not as unlikely as one might think that you might get hurt because of them. You need to be able to defend yourself. They’ll take turns teaching you, improving your form and all. They’ll sometimes even deliberately spar in front of you so you could learn something from them fighting with each other. They won’t be as rough with you as they are with each other, especially not if you’re not part of the military, but they’ll be diligent in teaching you either way. If you’re part of the military then they’ll be rougher with you, but not as rough as with each other. Nikolai and Price have known each other for so long, they know where each other’s limits are. You’re the newest addition, so there’s still things they need to get to know. But I can assure you they will take good care of you. They’ll also reward you if you’re doing especially well during your little training lessons. Nikolai tries to bribe you into doing well by offering to cook your favorite meal if you do so.

The two of them actually spoil you rotten, especially if you don’t earn as much money as they do. Nikolai earns even more money than Price, so he has quite a lot to spend. Loves buying you and him all kinds of things. These can range from something useful to just something he saw and thought you might like. Price doesn’t like being indebted to people, so he always tries to buy Nikolai something back, even insisting that he shouldn’t buy him as many things. Nikolai never listens to him in that regard. And since Price buys Nikolai things he has to buy something for you as well. Sometimes it’s just your favorite kind of cake, sometimes it’s some nice and expensive jewelry. It’s always a mystery with Price. You don’t have to feel obligated to buy them something either. You’re more than welcome to if you have the finances to do so, but if you usually barely get by then you really shouldn’t have to. In fact, if you don’t have a lot of money then the two of them will pay for just about anything you need. Clothes, food, other necessities. It doesn’t matter. Together they have more money than they know what to do with anyway. It’s nice to spend it on someone you love and make them happy anyway. Don’t pay them back, they’ll find your bank account and return the money. They love you, let them pamper you like the little royalty you are.

[strawbbfluff]

Maybe the single life is for me

[rosurie]

relationship chart (1/3) - Damsel's version ♡

more info below the cut

Whitney

Whitney and Damsel didn't get along at first because Whitney is used to people being afraid of him and Damsel...was not anout to let a blonde man bully her. He was unarmed and tried bullying her? 🤨 ...yeah so they used to fight a lot. [despite her small form she's got a very high pain tolerance and will also fight dirty]

Whitney is low dom

Robin

they couldn't date. well... it's not entirely impossible for them to start dating but it would have to be way farther in the future.

Damsel resents her for not doing enough to pay off her rent or stand up for herself. but she also doesn't want to see her in pain or suffering.

this creates a weird dynamic with them where Damsel hates her as much as she loves her.

Robin is mid-low confidence. mostly cause Damsel often won't muster the energy to cater to Robin in a way that makes her more confident.

Kylar

oh boy.

Damsel is..civil with Kylar. she doesn't often say anything rude to him, she speaks with him when he seeks her out, she'll occasionally tell people to stop picking on him...

that's mostly so he'll keep scaring people away from her though. and she likes the idea of someone being that obsessed with her.

she can't help it! he's just so cute clamoring for her attention <3

sometimes when she's in the mood she'll push his buttons a bit, just to see him make that cute little hurt face...

he's a loser and Damsel likes that.

Niki

the one person in this list that had Damsel smitten at first sight.

they approached her about modeling and she folded like a lawn chair.

she ended up often hanging around after their photo sessions to talk to Niki.

Damsel prides herself on being Niki's muse.

Ivory Wraith

Damsel didn't take the necklace. it was on a pedestal in an underwater room....that thing was most certainly haunted. she's not touching that.

her initial react to the Wraith was fear, but she found as it kept seeking her out that she was fascinated by it.

eventually went to Jordan to ask about it.

Sydney

poor Sydney man, Damsel had an immediate resentment towards him. she found his forgiving attitude nauseating.

plus she's not the biggest fan of the Temple (it gives her the creeps and she only likes Jordan) so she was pretty wary of him

she started hanging out with him for the sole purpose of corrupting him

accidentally fell for him. that wasn't part of her plan. she had to sit and think about that one when she finally recognized her own feelings.

[carnivalcentipede]

Have youbever bad a dream whefe you when youjbwjerrnyoi fjbfjdk men?

my daily thoughts are consumed by men. everyday i think about how i want to make out with a man and be pinned to the wall like a painting. i sleep and think of a man hitting on me and thinking im cute before the two of us cuddle after watching shitty white people christmas movies and making fun of the characters.

every moment i exist i yearn for a man to touch me in any way possible in any way he sees fit. i will be whatever a man wants me to be. he tugs my chain and tells me to get on my knees i am crumbling to the floor with 0 hesitation.

the things id let men do to me. the things id do for men if they ask.

so yeah i kvsigisgidohs when men lmao

[skeletalheartattack]

If you jouned a 7 sin thrmed group what sin qould you beee?

i'd be the brand new 8th sin: this thing

[dramarants]

Wanting more homoeroticism in the tension between the show’s leads as the narrative introduces greater intimacy and higher stakes between them, especially in a landscape that lacks queer representation who isn’t a villain or dies within one or two episodes, but also recognizing that core values/motivation for these characters lie in their relationships with one of two major female characters in an on screen sausage fest where the only other woman is a morally reprehensible femme fatale and erasing and/or vilifying female leads in favor of conventionally attractive males is a common practice observed in fandoms that’s rooted in misogyny and justified under the guise of rejecting heteronormativity, thinly veiled double standards, or claiming the woman is simply not interesting enough and not wanting to bolster that mindset

[normal-enderman]

Not to be problematic on main but when will it be my turn to see an rpf ship that everyone says is crazy actually turn out to be right. I just want to live vicariously through a parasocial connection to a stranger when will I get to experience romantic realisation through watching from the sidelines. Let me win.

[zoldyckd]

*twirls hair* hehe lord wang “who relished his own pain, had always known how to wound others” baoxiang from she who became the sun

[notwaitinginthecorner]

Sometimes I worry tht I unintentionally come off as flirty when I'm trying to be kind or caring but it's okay if I do bc I KNOW that when I am actually interested in someone I avoid eye contact and try not to talk to them or be around them. It's like eating corn flakes for my heart. Down boy down

[wachi-delectrico]

I'm like those girls who go "why is every good man gay" but instead I say "why is every good man bi"

[artekai]

Okay now who wants to date me for real :(

[mars-ipan]

my gender + orientation when combined with my taste in media is so funny. yeah i’m queer genderfluid n i also consider myself a nb sapphic. yeah i do experience attraction to men but it’s rare so i don’t really consider myself a gay dude? i’d also be surprised if a gay guy were into me on the basis of gender. while my gender is almost never strictly male or female i tend to lean a bit more fem i guess??? so i like sapphic :)

“what kind of ships do you tend to like and relate to” Boys Kissing