#chatting with centipede

[carnivalcentipede]

these aren't mine. our gangle (who we don't have a nickname for) drew these while fronting one day and they were really cute, they wanted to post them but doesn't have a tumblr account so they asked if i could

the first drawing is of me and @daddyjaxtss while they stare in homophobic disapproval /lhj

the second one is of @tadc-survival-isles gangle because they are obsessed with her and think shes really pretty

[carnivalcentipede]

im not a pussy, I won't back down from a challenge lmao

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

[fymo-blogs]

Fymos 300 Piece Applications

[Fymos 300 Piece Applications]

What is this?

This is an event where I will draw some of my mutual's sonas in a big art piece for my 300 followers event.

Are submissions currently open?

No.

What are the rules and how do I apply?

-You must be a mutual to apply

-I will not draw shirtless humans for personal reasons, but shirtless anthros and humanoid cryptids are fine! (Pretty much as long as they don't have nipples)

-You may apply by reblogging this post with a visual representation of what your sona looks like (can be a picrew, gacha, a reference sheet, or a random drawing with a color pallete by it)

What is allowed?

-I will do: Personas, monstersonas, fursonas, catsonas, dogsonas, animalsonas in general, kinsonas, and your own OCs

-I will not do: Random characters you do not own (kinsonas of those characters are fine, though)

Dividers

[party0possum]

Chat the used brainrot is so bad i got excited when a girl at school was randomly singing my neck my back(bert sang it on stage once😭)

[surelyimisheard]

bug dating

[xxplastic-cubexx]

ngl when I first saw the graham norton show thing wasn't expecting them to be read rpf summaries of all things like in this situation any fanfiction would have been hard to watch but I feel like x-men fanfiction would have been more of a middle ground

WAIT THEY WERE READING RPF SUMMARIES ???? NOT JUST X-MEN FANFIC SUMMARIES ????

[glass-clown]

joel gets scared of grass and intimidates the antibreather with a spoon

[risingsunresistance]

some real cicadas btw. if you even care

[carnivalcentipede]

"oh jax why are your pronouns he/it and not just he/him or something"

its simple really: i want a hot sexy man to he/it me

[nattousan]

me, just trying to do my fucking dishes:

the house centipede, perched nonchalantly on the underside of my pan handle:

[milksteakkk]

how does this movie have a fucking fandom

[keiyoiomii]

D i s c o r d /w Me/kei

I can't draw on my computer so just shitposting with do :D

[jinghestation]

the feminism leaving my body when there’s a centipede in the house

[surelyimisheard]

bug friend centipeder

[wallacerus]

they're so adorable ☹️☹️☹️

Silly doodles I drew to calm down

love these idiots

[heartfullofleeches]

Bugman and absolutely feral centipede hybrid darling- Darling breaks into Bugman's family home on a night when it decides to visit for something to eat - sniffing out the stockpiles of meat their "family" keeps on the property. Bugman, seeing this aggressive bastard trying to bite one of their family members, immediately has heart eyes for them - recognizing the fact they are a humanoid centipede down to their species. It woos their future spouse with meat and gentle praises.... Honestly it's mostly the meat, but it's the thought that counts.

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[Screams can be heard from the kitchen as Bugman walks down the hall leading to the dining space]

Bugman: What is all this commotion?.... Hm?

[Bugman peaks around the kitchen table - Centipede Darling attempting to bite through the wood spoon lodged between their pincers as they pin a cultist to the floor. Bugman briefly makes eye contact with the cultist before picking up a discarded slab of meat on the floor.]

Bugman: Here. This is what you want, is it not? Please do not harm my family...

[Centipede Darling sniffs at the air, crawling off the cultist towards Bug. They snatch the meat from them - sitting at its feet they munch on the raw steak.]

Bugman - star in their eyes: [whispers softly] You are.... beautiful.

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Bugman, leading Centipede Darling on a leash: Brothers.....Sisters.....Siblings....This is my partner, Y/n. I advise you keep an arms distance with them. They do tend to bite.

[Centipede Darling leans closer to Bugman - every cult on edge and some even clutching the knives beneath their robes as Darling opens their mouth. Darling instead licks Bugman's cheek slowly]

Bugman, face flushed a soft pink: I appreciate the display of affection, but please - not into front of family.

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[Bugman walks out of museum it volunteers at, chatting with another employee as they head down the steps.]

"C'mon, dude- it's just one party. You'll never find a partner if all you do is go home afterwards."

Bugman: On the contrary, I've already found a suitable mate for myself. Also, I ask you not to call me that. My name is Bug.....Oh. There my spouse is now.

[Bugman speed walks over to Centipede Darling, wearing a cultist's robe to hide their tail. Darling picks Bug up and walks off - the other worker catching a glimpse of reader's tail as they leave.]