#i do constantly yearn. yearning. for pretty men. wanting boobs. such and such.

[skeletalheartattack]

If you jouned a 7 sin thrmed group what sin qould you beee?

i'd be the brand new 8th sin: this thing

[3liza]

talking about flters and real beauty vs fake beauty and cultural standards etc always makes me think about all the victorian and edwardian novels i read, where the things that people thought about beauty were recorded at length. recently ive been reading a lot of Thomas Hardy (best known for Tess of the D’Urbervilles and Jude the Obscure) and there’s so much discussion of the beauty of people, particularly love interests, both men and women. and these writers, and their eras, and the culture of the eras, was of course obsessed with beauty and youth and also artificial beauty (being the eras of the really transformative corsets, not to mention some of the earliest industrialized or modernized beauty products or processes), as all human societies are to a greater or lesser extent in their own ways, but the thing that sticks out to me in reading these books is how beauty is not the singular or even the most important aspect of a person’s overall attraction. if someone has a beautiful face or figure, it is mentioned, but never to the obsessive, fixated extent that physical beauty is isolated from and elevated over all other features in modern american/western culture. there are plenty of protagonists or love interests in these books who are described as not young, or not remarkable, or not pretty, or even ugly or frightening, but nevertheless compellingly sexy and attractive, or simply interesting, or worthy in some way. 

its weird that the cultural consciousness has become seemingly ignorant of non-physical attraction. like that anon that was in my inbox talking about how they were “normal looking’ and therefore “needed” filters in order to “compete” with attractive people. it’s a weirdly mercenary and capitalist view of the social economy, first of all, which absolutely is not zero-sum no matter how badly the social networks want to convince us that it is. but there was never a single mention from that person about their ability to charm or entertain or attract using anything except a fake photo of themselves. wild. im fuckin worried about them! im worried about every young person how has brain worms

when i was about 4 and starting to become aware of how much adults were obsessed with my appearance because i was dainty and blonde and could do a passable shirley temple imitation, my parents gave me a very serious lecture about what physical beauty actually meant: i didn’t work for it (yet, i mean i do a lot of work now as an adult), it was given to me genetically. and someday, maybe sooner or more suddenly than anyone could predict, it would be gone. if accident, illness, or hardship didnt get me, old age eventually would. so with that being a certainty, i had better build a life and a personality on something other than my looks. and i said, ok. every day i get older im more grateful for that advice and the fact i decided to take it to heart instead of trying to gamble on Being Hot for long enough to get job security. which is also a valid career choice but it’s a risky one. always better to have a fallback just in case.

im of an age rn where a lot of women in my peer group are starting to get a very hunted vibe about the impending end of their youth, which is valid. theres nothing foolish about it, its not their fault, theyre not stupid or somehow lacking because this is an issue in their lives. but im noticing that i am significantly less freaked out by, idk, how long ago the 90s were or whatever, because i have been expecting to get old since i was in kindergarten. and i had adults around me who were just like “hey this is what old people look like and what bodies do over time. its not a big deal. everything on tv is fake btw”. i didnt get out unscathed, ive had eating disorders and all sort of weird brain-body problems. 

my advice i guess if i have any is to go outside and really look around you. notice how almost every single woman, and most men, has at least some cellulite, even if its just when theyre sitting down or whatever. notice how everyone has blemishes and zits. most people have some dandruff. if someone is wearing makeup, it’ll be cakey or balled up or smeared or uneven or clumpy even if it’s just a bit. everyone over the age of about 20 will have stretch marks somewhere, even if they aren’t visible except in certain light. i was under the impression i didnt have many until one time seeing a picture of my butt in FULL natural light and finally saw the entire surface of both cheeks was covered in straitions, they just were hard to see most of the time because im the color of drywall and scars tend to be light. it’s really easy to spot hair extensions and wigs and fake nails and fake tans and shapewear once you figure out how to see it. and none of these things take away from someone’s character. 

there’s a strong argument to be made that when corsetry was the norm, no woman was expected to simply be the shape of the corset unless she was actually wearing it. photographs and drawings of women in the 19th and early 20th century were retouched a bit as all photos have been, yes, but they were not retouched to make naked women appear to be corset-shaped. THAT is new. people are now getting surgery to be corset-shaped. and like, i dont think anyone should not be able to look however they want if they want to have that surgery. that is one meaning of cyborg feminism, probably. what i dont want, is for anyone to ever think that’s a normal way to look (except for veryvery tiny mathematical outliers, the Barbie Hips Georg of instagram) WITHOUT surgery or shapewear. which i see a lot now. i saw an instagram fashion designer with a very obviously surgically-altered body answer a question in her inbox about how she maintained her figure with some nonsense about diet and exercise. so now some (probably young) person out there is thinking that if they just do intermittent fasting enough, theyll look like a woman with butt and boob implants, a BBL, fillers, etc. that person probably thinks that if they arent able to diet and exercise good enough, they will fail at looking that way through their own laziness and lack of work ethic or whatever. i see that mindset constantly, especially in young women.

the surgery isnt the issue. the look itself isnt the issue. the filters themselves arent the issue. the issue is that on none of these images, is there an indication of what has been changed or how. the brain damage effect of filters would be lessened, i think, if everyone KNEW which images had been altered and how. so maybe thats the answer? mandatory labeling? i dont know. what’s terrifying is that the average adult human in america cant tell from a glance what has been altered in a photograph, no matter how clumsily, because they simply dont have a template for what a real human looks like anymore. the false images have supplanted the real images, the actual memories of alive humans that you know and have met or lived with. 

if you go into any of the shittier men’s spaces online you will find threads for posting pictures of “beautiful girls”, and it is page after page after page of teenagers in full makeup, hair extensions or wigs, circle lenses, facetuned, bodytuned, surgery, etc, and then hundreds of men yearning and fanning themselves over her “natural beauty”. dont go looking for this stuff, it will permanently fuck you up to know what a basic guy on the bus is thinking about women every day. dont do it

but i also seriously predict a backlash into “natural” looks after this current madness, similarly to how the 1960s saw the rise of the hippie girl with swingin titties, pit hair and no high heels after the consumer beauty madness of the 50s. of course the 60s beauty ideals were in some ways just as fake, but there was some authentic yearning towards a freedom from capitalist bodies as well. so when that happens send me $20: paypal.me/3liza. should be in like the next 4 years or so. thanks

[viego-is-my-otp]

I assume this is for ships. But you pick the ship ig. U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I picked Fivemicheal and did all of them :)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Five: grumpy, tired, usually sore and definitely ready for a drink. Postcoitus Five does not want to be touched, he just wants to get drunk and sleep

Carmichael: bored and tired. He doesn't want to be talked to or touched and would rather go to his office

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Five hates everything about him

Carmichael likes Five's thighs and ass. His body is robotic so he appreciates softness, especially soft squishy thighs, stomach and ass

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Five's body is way too young to young to produce proper cum so it's sort of watery

Carmichael specifically designed his robot dick to cum because he is a pervert and likes the idea of cumming in Five

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Five almost exclusively bottoms

Carmichael is hella gay but doesn't want people to know

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Five's been around the block. Men, women, aliens, non-binaries, Reginald and Marilyn Monroe impersonators. He knows what he's doing and he knows how to give that sloppy toppy and ride like a bad bitch

Carmichael has very little experience because he is very choosy and has intensely high standards.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Five is a basic bitch who likes the lover's cradle. He loves being taken care of and getting attention. Intimacy and closeness is his favourite thing, especially when he can get held through his orgasm by his wife.

Carmichael likes doggy style because Five has excellent thighs

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Five tries to be serious but giggles when he's sleeping with Dolores, especially when she touches his sensitive spots

Carmichael is serious, cold and calculated during sex, just like he is with everything.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Five's body is hella young so he doesn't really have pubes or body hair

Carmichael has a robot body

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Five is very romantic when he's with someone he loves. He likes making his partner feel taken care of and loves kissing through it

Carmichael doesn't care for people

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Five masturbates almost everyday, sometimes multiple times a day. His surgeries made his sex drive skyrocket and he needs to take care of it constantly

Carmichael doesn't care for masturbation, he's saving himself to ruining Five's asshole

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Five: bondage, leather, being submissive, cross dressing, somnophilia, pegging

Carmichael: chubby chaser, being dominant, ddlb, sadism, noncon

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Five likes fancy hotel rooms, preferably one with a wine list and room service

Carmichael is always a fan of sex in his office

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Five: Dolores, seeing boobs, thighs, lace, white dresses, wedding decorations, marilyn monroe impersonators, drugs on people's bodies, body piercings

Carmichael: thick thighs, crying, quivering lips, chubby boys, hickeys, lace lingerie, handprint marks from spanking, people too high to fight back, somnophilia, school boy uniforms, boys dressed like women

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Five: Carmichael, cock and ball torture, daddy doms, moustaches, scat

Carmichael: women, scat, fire related things

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Five: eats pussy very well and can deep throat, would rather give than receive. Doesn't trust his dick in people's mouths

Carmichael: literally cannot give and likes receiving from Five

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Five ranges from slow and sweet to fast and rough. He prefers people to be sweet with him when they're very close but he prefers to get rough when he doesn't know them.

Carmichael is almost exclusively rough with people. He is occasionally soft with Five when Five is extra coked out or drugged out of his mind

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Five prefers quickies to most sex and they usually take care of his needs for a while

Carmichael prefers long sexual experiences. You can't torture people enough in less than you can with longer ones

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Five's done cocaine off a stripper's stomach in a vampire themed lounge, he'll do whatever he wants and whatever his partners want

Carmichael is a fish in a suit and a fedora, he needs to be risky to get laid

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Usually Five can go a couple rounds, unless he's drunk, then he'll pass out quickly. If he's coked out, he'll fuck around for hours

Carmichael's robotic body lasts a while

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Five has no toys but he appreciates them and accepts them being used on him

Carmichael has a collection of toys which he likes and uses very much on Five

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Five's a bitch for the slow striptease

Carmichael enjoys torturing people

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Five can be very loud but usually chooses to muffle himself

Carmichael is almost completely silent. He doesn't moan but he'll dirty talk sometimes

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Five likes wearing lacy lingerie and occasionally cries after sex

Carmichael doesn't wear underwear

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Five's like 4 inches and has practically no body hair anywhere. He's small, uncircumcised and pink

Carmichael has a metal robot dick that vibrates and makes artificial cum for fun sexy reasons. 9 inches, babyyy

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Five's sex drive is absolutely raging constantly and gets in the way of most things

Carmichael rarely has sexual feelings, he just enjoys sexual torture for the fun of it

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Five usually passes out half an hour after sex

Sex doesn't affect Carmichael's sleep schedule

[ukhaepjm]

the struggles of this intp (and how she thinks she's dysfunctional)

when hollywood undead sang i know i'm no good but my heart beats true i really felt that.

i've been hearing a playlist i created years ago in which i added the most depressive songs of this band. all along the years whenever i felt bad i put them on loop. i had too many existential crisis while i blasted them through my ears and still there's always comfort and understanding in the lyrics.

i felt miserable through the years, at this point i could say i was able to recover but still i'm living a meaningless life. i got used to feeling shameful and guilty. i'm remembering the last year, which can be marked as the worst year in my life, as my mind continues on asking myself whether i'm a good or bad person.

overall, all i could figure out until now is i may be dysfunctional. i can't recognize what i'm feeling, i question if i do the things bc i really feel them or because i have to. i ask way too much about how should i feel cause i can't seem to figure that by myself. i can recognize pain and also anger but wrath and rage are more difficult. happiness is difficult cause i don't feel anything on a daily basis. i'm unable to differentiate between anxiety and stress cause the only thing i know is i get a horrible dyspnea (which is something i've discovered throughout last year and this year). i've been dealing with derealization/depersonalization, either one or the other cause i've realized i'm unable to differentiate between them.

pain, as well as guilty and shame are the emotions i can easily recognize in myself. and guess happiness should be like not feeling those emotions? idk cause i don't really think i've felt happy a lot in my life. and i struggle when it comes to be empathy cause i don't i'm empathetic and i have to watch how the people around me is behaving to find out what to do.

this is pretty uncomfortable cause someday i won't be able to ask anyone about how should i feel (particularly my sister). not to mention my social life is like a shit which in fact is not something that bothers me cause i don't care but i don't know if this should concern me. anyways, i've been feeling a shame cause ya know i lost my best friend which has made me think everything was my fault. also i'm kinda scared to talk to her to apologize cause i don't want her to laugh about it. gonna lose my dignity but never the respect.

if that wasn't enough, i struggle a lot with my gender and sexuality. i neither feel a men nor a woman and i get dysphoria cause my sexual characteristics. i don't feel like a woman but i don't wanna be a men. sometimes i get anxious about the fact that i have boobs but i'm okay with having a vagina. the same goes for my sexuality, i've been tagging myself as bisexual but i discovered that for me it wasn't a sexual attraction but a romantic one. i'm not sexually attracted to anyone, i'm not interested on having sex neither with a man nor a women. anyways, this may vary cause i haven't had sex yet and i'm scared about it lmao cause i'm ashamed of my body. which is another problem too.

i got too many complexes about my body, particularly when it comes to my belly. still i struggle with periods of restrictive eating habits and periods of binge eating. at this point i'm not caring about my weigh that much so i'm not eating like so well (aka i'm skipping meals, eating poorly or eating a lot depends on the mood). but we'll see cause summer is about to start and i've gained weight. i still have this habit of hiding what i don't like (aka hiding my belly lmao what a shame) and constantly checking my body in any reflecting surface. i try to not take account of what i eat to prevent myself getting again in the cycle of yearning to lose weight and actually not being able to stop it (which in fact scares me cause the last time i entered one of this cycle was pretty difficult to get out but anyways)

anyways, i'm gonna die alone (if i don't kill myself before or any undiscovered serious illness kill me) there will be a point in which every person will discover the shit i am and they'll hate me. also i miss my psychologist cause she gave me good advice always and i actually could talk about myself without being judged lmao. anyways, i have a final tomorrow which i haven't studied for so i'm failing it and i don't seem to care about it lmao i'm gonna cry. i would say my life's going dOwNhIlL but my life is actually devastation at its peak lmao.

i would say this is an mbti post but actually this is kinda a rant about how fucking tired i'm of this life and how much i want to get rid of my problems.

[ultramaga]

Jeez, that is cheap. The comic doesn’t interest me - the panels look to be silly, and i am a lover of serious superhero fiction - but the drawing of Power Girl is terrific. Power Girl was always sexy. http://ragnell.blogspot.com/2006/05/power-girl-you-be-judge.html When SJWs started to take control, they got rid of the boob window - and no-one cared about her. So they brought it back!

This panel is all the more interesting if you consider that marrying your cousin was perfectly acceptable up until recently, when suddenly it was incest. It makes perfect sense for the last surviving members of their species to hook up, although who do their kids marry? Bottle Kryptonians could be an answer, but the rules about them change almost randomly. I’m not sure if they are still around - the New 52 pretty much killed my interest, and the SJW crap makes me want to scream.

Power Girl Cosplay is really popular. I’m not sure how many such cosplayers actually read comics. The ones I used to follow, like Comicbookgirl19, gave up on them, because the stories are just awful now. But you can see why a woman would want to wear such an outfit - you are guaranteed male attention (and potentially, paying gigs). Such lusts are called ‘objectification’ in Feminist parlance, and greatly condemned - unless they come from a female, of course!

The fact is, most women are straight, most women want men to want them, and having a chance to be the in the spotlight is something most humans yearn for. This is how feminists see her:

a) I think that’s not her first appearance - that looks like recent art. Feminists hate facts. b) Is it empowering to be able to make men go dizzy? I’d say most women would think so. Ask an older woman if she misses making the boys go weak at the knees! Kara would be able to pick and choose from the best men in the universe - I think that counts as a power!!

And yet Feminists constantly demand fictional women be modest.

The eye thing is an in-joke, relying on the tension between women wanting men to look at their breasts, whilst supposedly only wanting men to look at their eyes.

A comprom-eyes!

[longgae]

Bc I’m bored, I’m tackling things messed up in society.

Now remember. This is an OPINIONATED THING. DON’T READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE HIT IN THE FACE WITH MY OPINIONS!

The Dress Code: The discussion of dress code and it’s discriminatory nature against girls and their self-image has been a prevalent subject amongst many middle and high school students. This topic has continued to stay relevant, and I’m sure we’ve all either heard about, or even experienced ourselves, the unjust punishments hundreds of students receive daily because of ridiculous dress code rules. When discussing this topic, it would be ignorant to ignore the sexualization of female bodies in our society. This is arguably the root of all problems relating to dress codes, and likewise, the main reason that a restrictive dress code would ever exist in the first place. As has been proved time and time again in nearly every aspect of our daily lives, the female body is commonly associated as being synonymous with sex.The objectification of women in the media is something that only further bolsters this idea; which has encouraged the conception that the female body is nothing more than a selling point or form of entertainment. Something only to be viewed in a sexual light or as something “appealing” for  those who see it. The societal fault that has built this negative connotation surrounding female bodies is the exact source of what has led schools to create a dress code.I mean of course, if schools were to allow bra straps to be shown or shorts to be worn, female students would be far too distracting to their fellow classmates and student body, right?As I’m sure anyone who has been dress coded themselves has experienced being punished because of something that you wear is not only incredibly inconvenient (no, I did not bring complete a change of clothes with me to school), but especially embarrassing and guilt-inducing.Every time I’ve been dress-coded, or told to “cover up,” my skin would begin to crawl, my face heat up, and my chest begin to feel heavy, as if a rock-form of guilt was thrown right on top of it. Throughout all of these situations I couldn’t help but think that I’d done something inexplicably and horribly wrong. (hint, I didn’t.) You see, telling a girl to go and put on a jacket, change her outfit, or whatever punishment is decided upon, does more than just force her to go change. It sends her a message that will continue to be recited and repeated every day for the rest of her life. A message that says: your body is a sexual thing, and the exposition of your skin will only ever be seen in an inappropriate light. A message that is only confirmed by our media and passed down by parents who want to protect their little girl. A message that will travel far past the boundaries that any school will ever reach.Dress codes also give the person doing the dress coding the power to deem someone’s body as a sexual thing. 

While some teachers or staff may simply be following a certain rule set by their school, I myself have been dress coded, on more than one occasion, for reasons that were in no way an actual violation of the dress code. Even though I was following the rules that are considered to be so necessary in creating a “safe learning environment” for students, somehow, I was still too inappropriate to be sitting in class. (In this specific example, I was in third grade, wearing jean shorts and a tank top. Boobs didn’t exist in my world yet.) This only further proves the point that, no matter what “rules” or ridiculous outfit guidelines you impose on students, it is solely up to the people around them to decide whether they are going to view that individual in an appropriate light or not.It is not a girls fault for wearing something that may “distract” someone, but rather the fault of whoever may view a girl’s body as being “distracting” in the first place. My body is not a distraction. My existence is not a hindrance to those who surround me. The only real issue I can name in this situation is the fact that anyone would have the mentality that these claims are true.The fact that so many girls have to miss class time, or even be sent home because of something that they’re wearing sends out another societal message. The message that their male counterparts education is more valuable than her own, and that their bodies themselves are something punishable.In the United States, it’s been a few decades since women weren’t allowed to receive the same education as men; and since then, we have prided ourselves in providing equal opportunity for any gender to succeed in life. As has been shown on multiple occasions however, gender inequality is still a huge problem today. But why do we continue to insist on making these problems worse? Things like dress codes pretty much ingrain gender roles and unfair treatment of the sexes into the minds of children as being normal. 

Yes, we may have accomplished allowing females to actually receive an education, yes we may have accomplished allowing females to be seen as actual members of society (wow!!), but that doesn’t get rid of the fact that we are fueling ideas gender inequality everyday, and doing so by cementing them within our school systems and students minds. How can we claim to be anywhere near having gender-equality in schools while these unjust dress codes continue to exist?To emphasize the true hypocrisy of dress codes, let’s look at this situation in perspective. It is incredibly common for schools to have girls leave class, or even school in general (I’ve even had friends of mine be suspended), due to a violation of the dress code.The dress coding process normally goes a little something like this: You go to class and have a teacher deem your outfit as inappropriate; from there you need to go and change; and while there are multiple different ways that you can be sent off to change, all of which involve finding some sort of jacket, sweatpants, or even completely new outfit to change into.  

A reminder that this whole process is happening during class time.After finding whatever it is you need, you have to put away (or in some schools, turn in) your “inappropriate” clothes before heading back to class. For some teachers, finding a new article of clothing is enough; for others, there’s more to the story. Girls may find themselves doing work in a side room for the rest of the period, having to serve detention or maybe even be sent to an administrator’s office for an even harsher punishment. Regardless of the details of any punishment however, we shouldn’t have such protocol being implemented in school in the first place. The process itself is tedious, time consuming and guarantees that a student will be missing out on class time in order to find new clothes. Many dress codes detail their intent as creating a “safe” or “productive” learning environment for students. Which means, the main reason schools don’t want male students to be “distracted” in class is because they recognize this class time as being important  and necessary in the first place! In an attempt to condense everything into very brief and blunt terms: the solution to ensuring that one student does not miss class time is to force a different student to miss that class time instead.Is there not the slightest trace of irony in this situation?

Which leads me to my next point: how dress codes are also harmful to boys. Dress codes succeed in further adding onto and broadcasting the largely false and negative aspects of the male stereotype. While girls are far more likely to be actively discriminated against, boys are consistently being portrayed in a negative light.Men are stereotypically seen as power-hungry, emotionless, sex-driven beings. And through dress codes we have only added onto this imagery to create a narrative that says: boys aren’t capable of not being distracted by girls. That boys are already far too sex-driven to be trusted to focus in a room that contains exposed shoulders, thighs or midriffs. Yet surprisingly, never in my whole existence has a boy ever been outwardly affected by what I was wearing.

 In fact, I can name countless situations where boys didn’t blink an eye at an outfit that I had previously been dress coded for. The very foundation that dress codes are built upon instills boys with the mindset that they constantly have to be yearning for sex in order to be considered “normal” teens. When in reality, boys are not only able to control their hormones around their classmates (regardless of what they’re wearing), but most likely weren’t even affected or “distracted” to by them to begin with.

Although dress codes may be viewed as “necessary” in order to maintain a “proper learning environment” in schools, they are in no way needed to actually be doing so. Instead of creating guidelines that require girls to hide their bra straps, create an environment where these straps can be seen for what they are: a piece of elastic.Instead of taking girls out of class for being “distractions” to other students, teach kids that they shouldn’t be “distracted” by anyone’s physical appearance in the first place. Instead of trying to “protect” boys from the exposition of too much skin, understand that they genuinely won’t be affected by a girl’s appearance until we make it a point to constantly draw attention and shame girls for it.

If we truly value the progression of gender equality in our society, and if we truly want to protect our youth from potential danger in the future, we need to ensure that they are not being taught the opposite of these morals in their schools.

Thank you all for coming to my Ted Talk. And reading my thoroughly peeved rant. And I should’ve written this for an essay I had to do recently. I liked my other one; LGBTQ+ rights, but sill

[ohkimchanxing-blog]

A-Z NSfW: Sehun

**** i got this idea from @chantenyongs this is not my idea. i just thought it would be fun (btw i love her blog and we literally live like 4 hours away from each other)****

A = Aftercare

I feel like sehun would be really shitty with after care. I feel like his aftercare would be more lighthearted and fun. He would tease you and say things like “wow you look really worn out, i must’ve been really good!”. Or some shit like that

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Sehun would really like his lips. We all know he has a little habit of licking them and making the fans go crazy. He would really like your boobs. He’s still young so i see him being like a 14 year old boy that is in love with tits.He would just like to squish them. (but i mean who doesn’t like to squish boobs, lets be real)

C = Cum

Sehun would be one of those assholes who cum all over your bed. he wouldn’t care where it got, he just wants it on you or around you. (men like that for some reason, i guess it’s a man pride thing)

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

I feel like Sehun has  experimented with men. I just feel like it doesn’t even have to be like full on sex, but even just a hand job. I think he would never tell anyone this secret.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Sehun is still pretty young so i think he’s had sex but not a lot. He’s still innocent and hasn’t had sex with more than two or three girls, if even that. We all know he doesn’t get sex jokes, like when kai was talking about the penis fish he was so clueless.

F = Favorite position

Sehun would like doggy. He would like any position that he could touch your body fully. in doggy he can have all the control and touch every part of your body.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

We all know Sehun is a little shit in public but i think he’s more serious in the bedroom. There will still be some little jokes here and there, but for the most part he’s focused on one thing, sex.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)

Sehun would be well groomed pretty much all the time. you wouldn’t see much hair at all and if there was a lot that would be a rare time.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Sehun is 50/50 on intimacy. He can be the sweetest boy you know or he can the devil. Some nights you would go for hours and hours having loving and romantic sex, but other times he would just want to fuck.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

This little shit would jerk off constantly. Everywhere he goes he has his hand down his pants. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Sehun to me is a more vanilla sex type of guy. Handcuffs and blindfolds would be an option but you wouldn’t use them constantly.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He wouldn't like to do it outside of the house. But in the house he would fuck you anywhere and everywhere.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

I think the subtle teasing in public or “accidentally” rubbing up against his crotch, would drive the shit out of him. Heb would wait till your both in a more private place and fuck you till you cant walk the next day.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sehun strikes me as a very clean person. He complains all the time about Suho not being clean. I think his biggest turn off is food. if one day you suggested food play he would immediately shut it down and suggest something else.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Sehun would rather be on the receiving end, but if he wanted to tease the hell out of you he would be on the giving end. He would be rally good with is tongue, but it would just be rare that you would receive it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Sehun is more of a fucker than a lover. He is always busy so he would like to get some of that frustration out when with you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He would love quickies. He (and the rest of exo) have super busy schedules and a quickie would be the best option sometimes. Even he had a day off he would still enjoy them. Mainly because if the other members saw you two in the bedroom for more than 10 minutes , when you two would come out they would tease the hell out of you guys. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Sehun is not much to take a risk. He would be open to new ideas and kinks but probably not follow through with them.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Sehun would be able to go one or two rounds but that would be all for him.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Sehun is a pretty vanilla guy but it wouldn't hurt to use a vibrator here and there.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

This little shit would tease you for hours. he would like to hear you beg for more. He would get pride in seeing you all spread out on the bed and moaning his name. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He would make a lot of noises but not be loud. He would grunt mainly and maybe a few moans here and there but never be louder than you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

I think one day sehun would be so desperate because of you teasing him and just pull you into a closet in the SM building and fuck you. When you two came out ll the members would be teasing you guys about how Sehun couldn’t keep it in his pants long enough to get home

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

enough said

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Everyone knows younger boys will fuck anything that moves. But I feel sehun would fuck you like 3-4 times a week.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He wouldn’t fall asleep after the first  or second round but if you guys would go a third round he would be out like a light.

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