#i want him to be my backseat gamer ok:((((((

[teddybeartoji]

i think that satoru would be a very cute backseat gamer and suguru.............. i think suguru would be an awful one lmao

ari n i talked a while back about how he can be a bit pretentious when it comes to films and i feel like the same energy would be with cames too... he isn't even properly paying attention to your game, he's reading or smth and he'll still make the occasional comment of you missed a thing or no, because you've been here already. bro you are not helping😒😒😒 when you don't understand your objective, he tends to tease you mercilessly before either helping you out or telling you why would i know? i'm not the one playing the game, sweetheart. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 and when you kick him with your foot from the other side of the couch he just laughs..... if you tell him that he's being mean, he just kisses your temple as a reply?????????

i think satoru would definitely also point out loot in the beginning but when you tell him that you in fact see the same things he does, he holds back on it. he learns when to actually point things out, calling out for enemies when he he sees you focus on something else and he'll only point out the loot when you've already gone passed it. i think he gets super into the games no matter whether he's the one playing or not; he's laying on his stomach, head resting on his palms and feet swinging in the air as he dives into the story of the game. he's listening to intently and his eyes are so big, it's like he's in the game. he's super curious too, always asking questions whenever he doesn't understand something and it's really fucking endearing how into it he gets.

he definitely praises you whenever you do well too!!! at first he probably does it very over the top, just for the fun of it but the longer you two game together, the easier he lets the praise slip from his lips. it comes very naturally. you killed a boss? i'm so proud of you baby<3 you did a puzzle? you're so smart baby<3 you completed a level without dying? you're so good baby<3

gets super ampted during your boss fights btw!!!!! this is his moment – now he can freely point out the loot and call out enemies because you have bigger things to worry about!!! team work makes the dream work baby<33333 and when you finally win? oh, he's jumping up with you, he's taking you in his arms, spinning you around, yelling, screaming, kissing you stupid and you have to take a minute after all that to continue with the game he's just thee best hypeman in the world!!!

[kathrynmjaneway]

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[snaillock]

★ video games with your bllk boyfriend

started playing hello kitty island adventure so yeah you can say i’m quite the gamer

y’all would definitely be that couple. you know the ones with the matching users and icons in almost every damn game you play together. lowkey making everyone else gag whenever you two speak in the voice chat. constantly surprising each other with merch of your favorite characters. always doing gacha pulls together.

he never wants to do his daily check-ins without you, even if he has a wait a while for you to get on the game. too many times have you guys accidentally pulled all-nighters because you completely lost track of time. but who really needs to stay fully awake in school when you got shit to play with your amazing boyfriend.

★- NAGI SEISHIRO, ikki niko, otoya eita, hiori yo,

has the worst gamer rage you’ve ever seen holy shit. what you thought was going to be a chill nice hangout with your bf turned into him cursing out an entire lobby. you’ve always known that your boyfriend could have quite the… attitude problem but jesus christ the words that flew out his mouth were truly something else.

even when you two are playing against each other, you ain’t getting a pass just because you’re his lover. he will destroy you. so uh yeah no more mario kart for a while. just relaxing chill games from now on.

though he somehow manages to find a way to make stardew valley an profit driven stressful capitalist hell but he really can’t help it. it’s just in his blood.

★- rin itoshi, isagi yoichi (when he gets really into it), RAICHI JINGO, shidou ryusei

doesn’t really care to play video games but does enjoy watching you play instead. usually sits right next to you on the couch or lays in bed as he watches. he also asks so many questions about the game that it becomes borderline distracting.

“what’s that? hmm ok… so what’s going on exactly?” “who’s that? why are they shooting at you?” “so what’s the goal here? why are you doing that?”

after watching you play for a bit, he becomes an absolute backseat player; nitpicking a wrong move you made, telling you what you should’ve done instead, or criticizing you whenever you lose like he could’ve done any better???

“well if you used your burst right when it was ready, you would’ve gotten all three stars in that chamber.”

“what are you talking about?! i had to explain to you what a burst was five minutes ago.”

though it feels pretty flattering when he does get genuinely impressed by your skills or compliments you on a personal high score you just beat.

★- sae itoshi, kiyora jin, michael kaiser, reo mikage, barou shoei, chigiri hyoma

totally clueless. needs your help since he’s basically new to everything. whenever you two play together, it mostly just ends with you carrying him for every match or so. you do find it quite adorable that he needs your help so often, even if you do have to clean up after him whenever he makes a mistake. he would like to get better but honestly, he doesn’t care since he just enjoys spending time with you.

though you are starting to suspect that he’s purposely staying bad so you could keep carrying him.

“hey, i’m cool with being the support again for this match. it’s just you clear out the other team so well babe.”

★- tokimitsu, nanase, oliver aiku(cheeky ass mf), zantetsu tsurugi, isagi yoichi

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[bloodlinesceo]

Abandoned 🩸

Gif from BLasmanis on Tenor

A/N: Something I had written for Wattpad, but I thought I'd post it on here first. This is actually my first fic on here & it is horror & Halloween based. This will be multiple parts. Kinda wish there was something written about Tama on that day, but I'm gonna do him justice! If you're a gamer & a fan of Resident Evil, you might like what's in the end 👀

Pairing: Tama Tonga x Fem! Reader

Characters: Tama Tonga, Solo Sikoa, Tonga Loa & Jacob Fatu.

📸: Gifs & pics aren't mine credit to WWE , BLasmanis on Tenor & Resident Evil.

Word Count: Almost 3k (apologies if it's kinda cringy).

Warnings 🔞⚠️: 18+, Swearing, mentions of sm*t, dirty talk, suggestive, car problems, almost car crash (everyone is ok), paranormal shit, being stranded. Minors DNI! Not properly proofread!

Written for fictional purposes only & does not depict who they are in real life.

Hope y'all like it!

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It was Halloween night, you & The Bloodline were returning from a house show & heading back to the hotel. Unfortunately, there weren't any hotels nearby so you had to take the long way back. You were in the SUV with Jacob driving, Solo in shotgun, Loa in the middle & you & Tama in the backseat. Just like Paul Heyman was the Special Counsel, you were the same to the new Bloodline & you also happen to be dating Tama 2 weeks after Heyman was kicked out. They replaced him with you & you've been inseparable from them since.

"God, I'm freezing" you said. "Jacob could you turn the heat up a bit, please?" "I gotchu" he said turning the car heat up a few notches. "Thank you" you said, he nodded. "Babe, what do you need a heater for when I'm right here? Cuddle up to me" your boyfriend said. "Okay, Gremlin who needs a fwiend" you smirked earning a groan from him. You cuddled up to his chest as he wrapped his muscular arms around you, you felt the heat radiate from his body making you sigh in content & rest your head on his chest.

You heard someone fake gag from the seat in front of the both of you. "Looks like someone is infamously jealous of us, baby" smirked Tama making you giggle. "Me? Jealous? Never" defended his brother Tonga Loa "I'm cringing at Y/N's sense of dressing, I mean really? A sweater dress? & boots? We're in the single digits of this weather for God's sake. Are you trying to freeze yourself to death?" "Well sorry, I had to grab whatever I could so our Highness Chief doesn't make it late to a show where people don't even wanna acknowledge his ass & I gotta hype it up" making your boyfriend giggle next to you. "I heard thaaat" sang out Solo "I don't caaare" you sang back. You & Solo were like siblings & had your banters & jokes, but when it came to life & work you had each other's back no matter what.

"Tama my right hand man, please punish that woman & make her come to her senses-"God no!" interrupted Loa "please don't encourage them, I already dealt with enough the night before, they were going at it like animals in the room next to me & I couldn't sleep" he rambled, making you & Tama burst out in laughter. "I don't think I needed to hear that information" said Jacob "neither do I" concurred Solo. "I'm just saying, how much longer until we get there? I'm starting to freeze too" said Loa while looking out the window, they were driving up the road through a dark forest, it was pitch black everywhere, no lights. "This area is kinda spooky" he mumbled, but audible enough for you & Tama to hear.

"Aww, little bro, why don't you come back here & cuddle with us? We could really use the heat too. The more people the better" requested Tama. Loa scrunched his face up in response "no thank you, I don't want it to look like Y/N's dating both of us. Plus Shaylee would find me weird for cuddling with my older brother & his girl" he said. "Ah Shaylee, the girl you've been seeing. How are things with her?" asked Solo. "We're good, I had a video call with her before the show. When I get back, I'm gonna take her to the new Mexican restaurant in downtown that opened earlier this month & then take her to an art gallery nearby" smiled Loa. Tama fake yawned "art gallery, boring" he said making you playfully slap his chest "let your brother be happily in love" you said.

"And what are you going to do during your time off?" questioned Loa. "My days off don't include staying stuck at home, fooling around on a podcast & making love to my girl all day" said Loa. "My house is big, maybe you are jealous, we can go anywhere there, and it's not my fault my girl is so beautiful. Ain't that right ma chérie?" Tama asked you. "Stop calling me that, you know how I feel when you speak French" you blushed. "I need to do it more often then if that gets you excited" he smirked tickling you, making you giggle. Loa whined "Are we there yet?" "Not even halfway" said Jacob. "Shit, we better not be lost" he said.

He turned to you both "so what are your plans when you get home, lovebirds?" he asked. Tama scratched his beard, "well, it's gonna be a long day we're gonna get out of bed, depending on how long we can't get enough of each other-"get to the point!" interrupted Loa, causing you to jump & Tama to roll his eyes. "we're going to watch a movie at the theater" he said making you perk up "Smile 2???" you beamed. "The one & only, I know how much you love horror" smiled Tama. You squealed "I love you!" you said hugging him tightly he hugged you back tight "love you more" he said.

"But yeah, after that we're gonna go on a long drive somewhere, dine there, walk around, come home, freshen up & then have our alone time" he whispered burying his face into your neck, "your beard is tickling me" you giggled. "I know other places where my beard can tickle you" he whispered, you gasped quickly covering his mouth hoping Solo & Jacob didn't hear that, obviously his younger brother did which he cringed at. Tama started making his work famous signature noises while nipping your neck, "stop!" you squealed attempting to move away, and he had a tight grip on you holding you in place, preventing you from leaving. "I can't take it anymore!" Loa whined loudly. "Jacob, please stop on the side of the road. Solo! Switch seats with me! Please!" he pleaded.

"Just try to distract yourself from them. Talk to Shaylee" suggested Solo. "I don't know if she's still awake, but I'll text her" said Loa whipping his phone out & checking it. "Huh, it's funny how you say that Solo while we're in the middle of a forest, cause there's no signal!" he snapped. "What?!" he said taking out his phone "I don't have signal either, the hell?" " What the f-ck?! My GPS just shut off!" stressed Jacob. You & Tama both whipped out your phones as well, checking it. You showed him your phone screen indicating that you don't have signal either, he checked his, same thing. "Yeah, no luck on our side either" he said.

"There's no end to this road either" said Jacob, "it feels like I've been driving through this forest forever. I don't know how we're going to reach the next town & get signal" he said shaking his head. "Okay, let's not panic. Just do your best. Let me know when you want to rest & I'll take over the wheel" assured Solo, patting his back calming him down. He said his famous "I love you Solo" "I love you too Uce" he responded. Jacob took a deep breath & drove. There was silence, only the sounds of the car engine running, the faint music on the radio & everyone's breathing were heard.

The song on the radio finished & an intro to a familiar song started playing, Dancing In The Flames by The Weeknd (if you don't like it you can think of another song). Tama smiled looking at you & breaking the silence, "hear that? That's our song" you smiled back & nodded "love this song so much. Our romantic love song" you said running your fingers through his hair & kissing his lips. "You mean, your grinding on each other in the club song?" corrected Loa. Tama pulled away & scoffed in response to what Loa said. "Stealing all your shaving supplies & treats when we get home." said Tama "you can meet Shaylee looking like a bitter ass Chewbacca"

"Y'all nasties grinded on each other to that beautiful song?" cringed Solo. "It was one time! We were drunk!" you confessed. The radio shut off all of a sudden. "Hey!" you yelled. "Solo, what the f-ck?! A good song comes on & you shut it off? Turn it back on!" commanded Tama. "I didn't do that!" Solo said raising his arms up in defense. " I didn't even touch it!" he said attempting to turn it back on, but it didn't work. "It's not working " he said in disbelief. "Great, now we're doomed. No phone signal, no music, we're driving through a long dark ass forest & I got the couple of cringe sitting behind me" ranted Loa, making Tama flick the back of his head.

After a minute, the headlights of the SUV started to flicker on & off getting Jacob's attention; he shifted his head forward to check it out. "What's going on with the headlights?" asked Solo "That's what I'm trying to figure out" answered Jacob. "Is everything full? Gas? Oil? Headlights are new right? Battery?" asked Loa. "It's a new SUV we rented. Everything is nearly full. Filled gas before we hit this road. I don't know what's the problem" said Jacob. The vehicle all of a sudden braked, rear wheels being lifted off the road, shifting it & all of you forward, hitting the seats in front of you & Jacob & Solo hitting the dashboard. The wheels on the end of the vehicle went back on the ground & everything shut off. "F-CK!" screamed Jacob holding his chest. "UGH!" groaned Loa getting up from under the seats. "WHAT THE F-CK IS HAPPENING?" yelled Solo. "OW!" you yelled in pain.

"Is everyone okay?" asked Solo. "We're alive" responded Tama. "You okay baby?" he asked turning his attention to you. "I hit my neck on the headrest" you said rubbing your neck, he carefully rubbed your neck. "HELLO?! Can I get a neck rub too?" asked Loa. Tama waved him over & rubbed his neck, after taking care of you. "Took a hard fall there didn't you?" he asked his little brother, Loa nodded in response. "Alright let's get out" said Solo "it's freezing out there!" you protested. "You can stay, but we need to find out what the problem is with this vehicle" said Jacob. Opening his door & stepping out.

"Tama, we need you" said Solo. "what?" you whined. "You know I was in the Air Force, baby. I was kind of an expert in all this mechanical engineering & reparation. They need me, I'll be back shortly" he said kissing your forehead. "Okay babe" you nodded in understanding, making room for him to head out. He went outside to lift the hood of the SUV & check what the problem is. Solo turned the flashlight of his phone on so he can get a better view. Only you & Loa were left sitting inside.

"Some trip huh?" he asked. "I knew we should've went to the airport after & went home from there. I hate this stupid company for controlling our schedules" you sighed. "Realized it's Halloween, we could've been either out getting all the free candy, going to some party or a haunted house" said Loa. "I didn't realize that" you said "I know Tama wanted to take your nieces & nephews out trick or treating too. Feel bad for them" you sympathized. "Our sis & parents are there, they're in good hands for Halloween til we get back. They're probably trick or treating with their cousins" assured Loa. You nodded "thank you" you said. "Don't mention it."

The boys came back inside, Tama sat beside Loa. "Tried to get a signal outside so we can call someone, but nothing" sighed Solo. "Did you find out what the problem was?" asked Loa. "Nothing, I checked everything & it seems to be in order" answered Tama rubbing his head in confusion. Since the car shut down, it was starting to get cold inside & you all didn't have signal on your phones either to call anybody. There were 5 of you & if you had to spend the night in the SUV there wouldn't be much room to sleep in. "Maybe we should see if any other cars are coming down this road & if they are, ask for help?" suggested Loa. "That sounds like a good idea, let's check" said Solo.

°。°。°。°。°。After 30 minutes °。°。°。°。°。

"ARE YOU F-CKING KIDDING ME??? NOT A SINGLE VEHICLE PASSED BY?!" yelled Jacob. "Maybe everyone's asleep?" guessed Loa. "Still got no signal" said Solo after checking his phone. Snoring was heard, all 3 men turned their heads towards the backseat where you were sitting. You awkwardly smiled at them. They saw Tama laying on your lap, sleeping. "How the f-ck can he sleep through a crisis like this?" asked Solo in disbelief. "Man's snoring like a f-cking hyena as if there's nothing to worry about" said Jacob agitated. "I've grown up with that & I can tell you it has happened many times" said Loa looking over at his older brother, jealousy forming within him watching him sleep peacefully.

"Hey, y'all see that?" asked Solo, looking into the forest. "What do you see?" asked Jacob. Solo squinted his eyes "I see a lit up pathway, it looks like it leads to somewhere" he said. "And why should we believe that?" asked Loa. Solo narrowed his eyes at Loa, "those lights didn't grow on grass, they were obviously man made which leads to somewhere. People have probably walked down that path & if we follow it, it could get us somewhere & maybe we could get some help" said Solo. "So we're all going to get out of car & walk out in the cold?" asked Loa. "We don't know if don't try & it could be better than us freezing our asses here all night" said Solo. "I mean, he's right if anything else goes wrong we could always come back here" said Jacob.

"Alright, let's try it out" said Loa. "Hey, Y/N, wake sleeping beauty up & let him know we're leaving" said Solo. You nodded & shook the man on your lap attempting to wake him up "babe?" you said, he groaned but it didn't faze him, you spoke louder shaking him "Tama?" still nothing. "Y/N, I got this" said Loa stopping you. He went close to Tama "YEYEYEYEYE!!" startling Tama awake & him falling onto the bottom."What the f-ck man???" said Tama. "See? You just gotta try that or just say our dad's here, that'll set him straight" said Loa smiling. "Thank you" you smiled.

"We're still here?!" Tama asked in shock. "What, you dreamt the car magically grew wings & flew us out of here?! Bundle up, we're taking a walk" said Loa. Tama sighed & put his coat on. All of you stepped out of the vehicle. Jacob locked the car, left a red light in the front from his key chain just in case you all got lost & can detect the car on the way back. "What happens if someone tries to steal the car?" you asked. "If we're lucky to even get signal, I'll get notified & if anyone goes near it, hopefully the car will start working & the alarm will blast on which we'll hopefully hear if we're not too far." assured Jacob. You nodded in understanding.

"Okay, stay close everyone" said Solo "we don't want anyone getting lost," everyone nodded. You all walked towards the pathway of lights, Tama held your hand throughout the entire time as you all walked up the lit up pathway. The five of you continued to follow that pathway, there were some strange noises heard on the way which made you hold onto Tama as you walked deeper into the forest & over a small bridge.

After 20 minutes of walking. Solo stopped, making you all stop behind him. You all looked up & were amazed at the view in front of you. It was a large home on a hill, lit up with a waterfall behind it. "Wow" said Solo in amazement, Jacob & Loa looked at each other, same with you & Tama. The place had a gate in front of it. "Are we really going to go in?" asked Jacob. "Well, we have no choice, can't turn back now" said Solo. "I don't know…a house in the middle of the forest, and that being gated too. Do you think these people would be happy to see us on their property?" doubted Loa. "It's a house surrounded by a forest, obviously animals are roaming around that's probably why they kept it gated so they don't get in" answered Solo.

Due to the cold & your outfit, you started shivering & your teeth stated chattering getting everyone's attention. You held onto yourself. "Baby, you okay?" asked Tama. "Yeah, just freezing" you said. "Wear some pants or at least warm leggings next time" said Loa, earning a death glare from his brother. "Here, I gotchu" said Tama zipping open his coat & letting you into it so it could cover you both. You cuddled up to him "better?" he said covering you "much" you sighed in content. He zipped his coat up. "Well, I don't want Y/N & the rest of us to freeze to death here, it's cold as balls we should try knocking & see if they're nice enough to let us in" said Tama. "Alright, let's go" said Solo.

"I still don't think it's a good-hey! Don't leave me!" yelled Loa as everyone walked away from him. He sprinted after them. "Watch your step, we don't want anyone to fall into the water there. The current on that waterfall is pretty strong" said Solo, everyone walked carefully to the front of the gate. Solo inspected it, and tried to open it. "Uce, could you help me open this please?" he requested to Jacob. Jacob nodded, & they both grabbed the heavy iron made gates & pulled it hard, and just like that it opened.

Feedback is appreciated!

[ryescapades]

— some valorant gamer bf!rin headcanons bcs college is kicking my ass and im so grumpy everyday that i couldnt get to play my fav game 😞

btw gn!reader also plays valorant in this hc (definitely not projecting here haha)

gamer!rin as your valorant duo

i can see rin as the type who’d main the initiator agents for some reason (ok but he radiates the kayo/skye main vibes idk why lol). not exactly one who does lineups (according to him that’s so lukewarm and cringe. just get headshots, idiot.) and maybe some duelists here and there???? specifically jett and yoru

loves Loves LOVES tricking the enemy team when he’s using yoru’s ult iykwim. get in their heads, does the most insane moves ever, popping blinds and teleports here and there 🤯

an absolute monster in bed with the sheriff and operator wbk

to hell with sage and jett duo, yall are the constantly top fragging reyna-jett duo yessir

if rin is already so protective as a boyfriend, you bet yo ass he’d defend you in game as well whenever some jerks decide to flame you for not doing well in the game or something.

itoshi “hey. mute him and me as well. at least until i say i’m done.” rin who then proceeds to brutally shit on those bastards while top fragging the whole match 😳

smokes you off when you’re planting/defusing the spike when he’s playing as jett <3

pls do put your whole trust on him to protect you while you’re planting/defusing bcs he will do so, flawlessly at that .would genuinely get offended if u dont 😭😭 (some of my friends are like this too lol)

rin rarely plays competitive (i hc him as a plat or maybe diamond player) bcs he doesnt want to make the lobby too hard for you. unless you’re also on par with him, then omg yall are the finest duo ever wtf me when :(

rin and you play unrated games together as a date, and mans lowkey gonna get so annoyed if bachira (or any one of his friends tbh) suddenly pops up on his discord notification saying him and isagi are joining yall LMFAO

he drops skins for you and vice versa, yall even have matching knife skins too hwhsjshdjsjs

prolly an enthusiast for the ruination, reaver, origin and sovereign bundle (debatable tho)

rin rly doesn’t like being told what to do so naturally he hates being backseated/backsitting people. however if you tell him to do so to you, he doesn’t mind doing it but not too much

he also wouldn’t mind explaining or teaching you some tricks or anything really, regarding the game so he’d be so patient w you and stuff (unless you purposely keep saying you don’t understand, then he will bitch abt it 😹)

you and him sync so well in game ykyk the amount of trust you put on each other and understanding the other’s gameplay in whatever situation aaaaaa i want a duo like that too 😞

rin malds (if u dont know, its basically mad+balding /gets hella angry) quite a lot whenever he’s playing w shidou or bachira his friends/solo queuing but not when he’s w you 😽 that doesn’t stop him from (affectionately) dissing you whenever you whiff your shots tho LMFAO

also the type who’d just chill before the round starts (unlike some people cough cough me who likes to run around knifing at the wall or some shit)

he’s always available to play the game with you all night if you just so much as ask for it. he’d be down in a heartbeat no questions asked 🤞

also secretly loves whenever you’re not playing, you decide to just chill/take a nap on his lap while he plays the game. it’s one way of having some physical touch + spending quality time w you while doing the thing he enjoys 🥹🫶

praises you whenever you get a kill or clutch the round albeit a little curtly, but u can’t rly complain bcs his voice ..mmm chefs kiss id melt into a measly puddle at that spot ong (praise him too pls he’d get so motivated to get more kills but ofc he’d never let you know that hehe)

WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU IF YOU GET AN ACE but he’d hide it kwhshshdkwhsjs mans doesn’t wanna boost your ego cuz he knows you’re gonna be a menace abt it 😈

all in all, gamer bf!rin is an 11/10 i love him sm why is he not real i hate it here

[prinnamon]

OKAYYYYY okay okay. i will post them now instead of being a perfectionist about it. behold my genderfluid dimension-hopping gamer self-insert. ey don't have a name other than The Dispatcher but you can call em whatever you want!

image description in the alt text and more character info below the cut!!

The Dispatcher is able to access other dimensions. she really wants to change every world's fate for the better but hates the idea of being caught by whatever sort of Time Police might be out there. in order to maintain a sense of plausible deniability, he mostly avoids physically entering and messing around in other timelines but guides people in key positions to make more optimal choices over radio and other communications systems! in other words, they alter destiny via backseat gaming.

the human disguise is because it loves humans, as well as for humans' comfort in the rare case that ey actually present themself in a physical form to the folks they're trying to help. the use of the title "The Dispatcher" is for similar reasons. he's found most people take him more seriously when she calls herself that as opposed to "your conscience" or "your spirit guide."

per overall demeanor is best described as "anxiously optimistic." they can't help but have a sense of humor, even (or maybe especially) in stressful situations. he's delighted by puns and wordplay and situational comedy, often cracking jokes in others' company that are only for herself.

as stated in the image, any pronouns including neos are fine. per favorites are probably they, ey, and per; he, she, and it are all close runners-up. it's ok to switch between pronouns as often as you want, and it's also okay just to pick one and use it forever! they don't care, and they honestly like gathering info on how different people perceive them gender-wise.

[allisonlol]

Chuuya, atsushi, akutagawa, and dazai with a gamer! S/o?

a/n: as a fellow gamer, i love this req !! 🥳

warnings: none!

(Chuuya, Atsushi, Aku, Dazai) with a Gamer S/O

Chuuya

tbh he doesn’t really see the hype behind video games but as long as it makes you happy, he’s happy 😭

in fact he’s rather impressed by your fast reflexes & quick thinking while you’re playing

he’ll never say no if you ask him to play some with you either

beware tho because he WILL rage if you guys lose

(in fact this is the number one reason why he doesn’t like video games - it sets off his temper too easily 💀)

i feel like he’d prefer call of duty or overwatch the most (…😟) and will insist you guys play those together if you offer

if someone’s ever rude to you in voice chat he SNATCHES the mic away from you and cusses the other person out 😭 starts THREATENING them too like chuuya sweetie it wasn’t that deep-

probably gets you banned from multiple servers for this

has also rage-thrown one of your controllers before and it snapped in half (dw he bought you like three new ones to make up for it-)

that’s why it’s better for him to just…watch you play rather than actually join in 😁

Atsushi

he has such a genuine interest in anything that you do, so of course he loves seeing you play your video games :)

loves when you play animal crossing & will always ask to see your progress and whatnot

you end up buying him a switch so the two of you can play together and- it is the most precious thing omg 😭

always visits your island to run around & help you out with various tasks

sends you little gifts in the game too, like fruit or tools you may need. also plants little flower gardens around your island <3

GIVES YOU ALL OF HIS BELLS 😭 like no bby pls keep ur money !!

besides animal crossing, atsushi also likes watching you play mario kart

cheers you on from over your shoulder the whole time

“if only you were this good at driving in real life !!”

he didn’t mean that omg he was just thinking out loud 😦

Akutagawa

oh lord

he’ll pretend to care but honestly finds video games useless

subtly hints that you should spend your time doing something more productive but…you don’t listen 🙄 (i wouldn’t either it’s ok)

after some time he may warm up to it a bit

will pretend to be doing something else while actually watching you play ur games 👀

gradually works his way over to sit next to you…don’t comment on this or he’ll leave immediately

likes when you play horror games the most, like outlast or resident evil (same)

is SUCH a backseat gamer 🙄 gets really nervous watching and orders you around about what you should do next-

literally hovers directly over your shoulder…he’s stressing omg

this results in you dying in the game and the both of you SCREAM at the jumpscare 💀

you offer for him to give it a go but he’ll have no clue on how to use the controller and will just end up shoving it back into ur hands

Dazai

another one who’s super into anything ur interested in

loves watching you play and thinks it’s adorable how concentrated you get

ALWAYS asks if he can play the games with you 😭 you’d be a fool to tell him no because he’s actually super good at them like tf-

a menace honestly. the gaming community fears him

likes to play gta and mortal kombat with you the most

the two of you wreck absolute HAVOC in gta��fr unstoppable together 💀

watch out bc not even you are safe from dazai in games

he’ll turn on you in seconds…jokingly of course

mf just likes to win 🙄 not saying he’ll be able to beat you tho…

he gets so nervous if you play any kind of horror game that it’s almost cute

throws the controller when he gets jumpscared and starts whining about how he wants you to play a different game

an easy way to get him to leave you alone if that’s ever what u wanted 💀

a/n: finally finishing this up at 5am but omg. this req made my day

song i listened to while writing: bite marks by au/ra

Thank you!

[theygotlost]

TWENTY. YEARS. OF RATCHET AND CLANK. LOOKS AT YOU WITH BLOODSHOT EYES. i really wish i had the foresight to draw something for the anniversary but it just didnt happen. i think i still will draw something but it will just be late and thats ok. anyway I would like to share MY experience with the series ❤

my first ever rac game was tools of destruction. my dad brought it home one day and i had no idea what it was, I dont think HE knew what it was, I have no idea why he bought it. we never had a ps2, only a ps3, so nobody in my family had ever played the og trilogy. I didnt even know there were earlier games in the series for several more years. idk exactly how old I was, maybe 8 or 9, so this was a few years after tod's release (2009-10??). I watched my dad play it, and I thought it was the most awesome shit ever. I rarely actually played it myself cause I was bad at video games but I had such a huge crush on ratchet i wanted him to be my catboy bf so bad (some things never change 😑....) but my little brother became OBSESSED with it and played it over and over and over. he was only like 6 so he couldnt even read and didnt know the actual title of the game so he just called it "THE ROBOT GAME". i remember being so fucking confused and pissed off by the ending LOL. we had quest for booty pretty shortly after that and played that a million times too. i dont even think i registered that it was a separate game from tod and tbh i still think of it as tod dlc.

next was the acit demo, which again we played a million times, until finally our parents got us the full game (again a few years after release so probably around 2011-12). I distinctly remember my brother and i thought qwarks line in the opening cutscene "space. its big. so big in fact, that if you lost your car keys in it, they would be almost impossible to find" was the funniest shit ever and we quoted it constantly.

(and when I say "we played", i mostly mean i watched my le epic gamer brother play while I pissed him off with my backseat driving the entire time. sometimes this ended in physical violence.)

then we got all4one, and i remember my brother and I begging our dad and a family friend to play it with us so we would have a full party. our friend was like "idk guys, this is kinda wacky and quirky 🤨". I always insisted on playing as ratchet cause he was my specialest little boy and my brother mained nefarious. he LOVED nefarious he would run around screaming ANNIHILATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!

our parents got my brother into the nexus for christmas 2013, but at that point i had kind of lost interest and didnt care so i didnt play it (or just watch him play it like i did most of the time). for the next several years I really didnt give the series much thought. I might have played some of tod or acit again, i dont remember, but it was just something I used to like as kid.

and then well. spring 2020. I think a lot of people returned to things from their childhood after the pandemic started because all that fear and uncertainty makes you want to return to a seemingly simpler and safer time, especially if you were living away from your family and had to suddenly move back in with them like i did. so during quarantine I replayed all the rac games we had just for kicks, and it reignited my passion for these games and reminded me just how special they were to me. i became so intensely obsessed with them (especially acit). MY HORRIBLE SON DEX WAS BORN. (dexo is 2 years old now awwwwwwwwww) and ciro lent me his copy of the og trilogy ps3 port and I played the original games for the first ever time. and as luck would have it, rift apart was announced at e3 during that same period. kind of insane to think about. there was no way I was gonna get a ps5 so I just watch other peoples playthroughs 1 million times. i still wanna play it so bad 😭

ratchet and clank isnt even a game series its like a brother to me. its everything. its so important. learn your herstory. for some reason I was under the impression for a long time that rac was a super mainstream series that everyone has played. that a playstation and a copy of acit was made free for all americans by the president. but unfortunately the fandom is so so small with barely any active members on tumblr. there was a HUGE surge in content last year cause of rift apart, but 90% of people quickly forgot about it and moved on. i am eternally grateful to my rac mutuals and followers that continue to post and talk about it. o7

[uwumessenger]

random headcanons i have for each om! character teehee

hi it's been a while since ive posted some hcs bc uni has been kicking my a$$! luckily i only have a few papers to tidy up and im done. here r some hcs for each obey me character that ive accumulated over the past few months wink wonk

most are random but some constants you'll find are what i think they smell like, languages they can speak (other than their native (demon/angel) and eng/jp), and music tastes !

lucifer

i have a strong feeling that he showers twice a day: in the morning after waking up and at night before going to bed

his cologne is probably the type that will last in an elevator for like a week after he uses it once. i dont think this mf ever smells like anything other than his cologne

has a secret folder on his phone of semi-nudes and other scandalous pics from when he felt sexy at the time omg

aside from demon language/eng/jp he can speak french and knows latin

listens to classical stuff yea but he also listens to diavolos mixtapes (re: diavolo's section)

not a fan of sweets but will eat sweet things when craving

really bland sense of humor...borderline cringey 😭✋🏻

mammon

has gone to google images and searched for "inspirational quotes tumblr" "gold aesthetic tumblr" & "relatable crush post tumblr" then reposts it onto his socials or just taps thru them and giggles bc he relates

his cologne doesnt last as long as lucifers and probably smells common. he has to reapply a lot but it's a people pleasing smell. it's cheaper hence the constant reapplying

he probably does have an expensive bottle but is the type to totally overspray...eek

he is canonically a car guy 🥲 and probably tells the one in his room good morning & good night + kisses the hood every once in a while. has tons of car magazines

he doesnt really speak other languages but has attempted to learn spanish before

listens to whatever is on the radio. doesnt rly stan anyone but he eventually will listen to mc's playlist and mc's playlist ONLY

levi

lurks on mc's socials ALL THE TIMEEEE like he will rewatch ur stories and scroll thru ur feed and overanalyze ur tweets/rts or blog posts. if ur mc isnt the type to use sns much he still googles ur name all the damn time just to find any sites u might be on fjdjdjdjskks

probably streams on whatever youtube or twitch devildom site equivalent there is, but only has like 40 or so followers. which he is okay with!

until he sees someone else who gets more attention than him. then the envy starts kicking in bad. especially if they suck 🧍🏻‍♀️

classic gamer boy smell. you know, sweat, tears, must, and (sometimes) axe deodorant. lucifer has to do a scent check before he goes out to any event & lets him use his cologne. how sweet!

kpop stan!! more girl groups than anything and his ults are probably GIRLS GENERATION, wonder girls, twice, loona, & red velvet

cried when ioi disbanded and refused to leave his room. the only thing u could hear was downpour on loop at full blast

can also speak korean & communicate in echolocation like dolphins 😏

satan

listens to country music you cant change my mind

smells like whatever environment he is in. he doesnt really have a designated smell just throws some deodorant on and goes about his day.

he's sooooo bad at driving...gets road rage way too often so his license has been REVOKED

but hes totally a backseat driver. needs to be sedated on long trips

do not let him watch finding nemo when luke asks to watch it. it's not worth it. he will cause mass destruction.

if he was a human or lived long term in the human world he totally has the ability to be a doctor

is studying as many languages as possible, but he mostly knows latin & french & german etc etc. wants to learn all the dead languages out of curiousity

asmo

dont think this mf has ever held down a relationship. ever

he doesnt compromise much & is not willing to change his lifestyle to fit an s/o into it. you keep up with how he lives or it just isnt meant to be (but dont worry! he'll eventually learn...maybe,,,,)

has the hardest time out of everyone when it comes to breaking bad habits

his smell varies bc he uses a variety of perfumes (whatever is the most popular at the time) but he probably sticks to floral and fresh scents. he never uses generic people pleaser scents like mammon

listens to electropop, mainstream pop, & some alternative rock

as for languages he too knows french, spanish, italian, etc. in general, if it's a romance language he knows it!

opposite of lucifer in the sense where he loves sweets and will refrain from eating too many bitter things

i think we all know that asmo is the biggest rockstar of the group! he's probably been in a boy band at least once, but now he makes his own music

has tried to teach mammon how to sing once. ended up in a broken piano and bleeding ears...

beel

i feel like he is SO SHY

like unless ur close to him he will not start conversations or anything

i think he listens to r&b a lot ! and jazz 😎 maybe rock as well

smells like ur typical athlete with undertones of wet wipes. he carries them around bc he likes to clean his hands before he eats & is prepared for when theres no sink nearby

he can drive and he drives really well. no rough turns, parallel parks perfectly, and never has problems with merging

driving with beel is probably really soothing. left hand is steering the other is gripping ur thigh 😫

dont think hes really fluent in any other language but hes probably semi fluent in korean because levi wanted beel to help him out

definitely know how to order food in practically every language tho HAHAHA

belphie

he reminds me of randall from monsters inc

smells kinda musty IM SORRY but not the way levi does hes more like the kind of musty u feel or smell when it's a shitty morning

but that's only because hes so lazy, when he cleans up hes like satan

has definitely murdered multiple people before. mc is not the first 😐✋🏻

with that being said belphie has been put into prison at least twice when visiting the human world, the mf had such a strong hatred for humans theres no way he never got into trouble before

lucifer probably broke him out and they used the pen thingies from men in black to erase everyones memory of that 🙄

dont think he listens to anything other than music that'll put him to sleep. really likes lazy song by bruno mars but thinks that bruno mars put too much effort into the song. should have been one acapella verse and then finish

similar to beel hes only semi fluent in one language, probably french bc of lucifer. doesnt remember much but knows a couple of lullabies and bedtime stories

the sandman used to be his bff until they drifted. they do, however, like and comment on each other's sns posts.

diavolo

once he found out who nicki minaj was he became her #1 stan

def an ariana grande stan too 😌

choreographs dances when hes stressed...idk just seems like a diavolo thing to do

also makes rly bad soundcloud rap music sometimes. turns to poetry when hes feeling emo but only lucifer knows this. barbatos is suspicious of him but doesnt have enough evidence to confirm.

his dad is like hudson abadeer from adventure time aka marceline's dad? something must have influenced him to want to unite the 3 realms + he would need the approval to do so, so his dad must be more chill than all the others before him 🧍🏻‍♀️ IDK ok anyway

currently going through his hamilton phase bc of mc. whether mc's intent was to get him hooked onto it or just to explain it bc of something he saw online, he tells everyone that he found out abt it bc of mc!

this man cannot drive his skills are only second to jumin han

not too fond of many languages but knows the widely spoken ones like spanish, mandarin, etc. if it's taught in high school he knows it

smells like a las vegas casino. not sure why but i feel like he does. but there's also an interesting & nice smell to him if he embraces you. it's a smell you cant quite identify. but it smells nostalgic, it's mysterious, and it's tempting.

barbatos

very calm demeanor but underneath hes WILD hes probably done everything at least once oof

he just has a lot of control and stability over himself (must be nice!)

on a more angsty note i feel like he might have had his heartbroken sO BAD IDK he is hurting and maybe that's why hes so willing to obey diavolo and not abuse his time lord power thingies bc he learned his lesson the hard way

mans is so smart he knows every language you could switch languages mid conversation with him and he wouldnt be thrown off. he'd probably start speaking it too.

BUT HE SPEAKS VIET P E R F E C T L Y

listens to the same stuff as lucifer but also likes eminem. likes the movie 8 mile but criticized it heavily

have you ever been to a chinese herb shop? naturally, he smells like that. his room probably smells like it too. he doesnt really have a significant smell like some of the others

when he bakes he smells like whatever hes baking tho

one of the few out of everyone listed to have been able to travel to literally everywhere

solomon

was probably on kitchen nightmares once, but only to get feedback from chef gordon ramsay. then he used his magic to prevent the episode from airing...

was in an orchestra, one of the best times of his life. played the violin. asmo watched him in the audience once, but didnt approach him until well after that performance.

he CANNOT sing. he can, however, rap.

doesnt listen to music. he listens to podcasts! but every now and then he turns on background music, but prefers it to be instrumental stuff

never wears sunglasses. also does not have a driver's license. cannot drive a regular car. could maybe fly an airplane.

due to his immortality he has learned almost every language to exist, but finds himself speaking mandarin the most. knows most dialects too

similar smell to barbatos but u can also smell some sunscreen on him too. like, generic beach day suncreen

he has a lot of pact marks, so he once had the idea to match foundation to his skin. it took him two weeks but he eventually perfected a combination. yes he will help u find ur perfect shade if u ask him to

simeon

another country music man. has also made a tiktok or two to that one song that goes "he cant even bait a hook." they are private tho

angel country music exists and simeon invented it

if he visits the human world and wears more causal clothing he probably tucks his shirt into his pants

wears a speedo at the beach i tell u, speedo at the beach

he can speak german...i can feel it

uses his pointer finger to type and holds the phone like 2 inches away from his face so sometimes his nose will push a key hence all his typos

has no signature smell. he simply smells like your favorite scent all the time. if multiple people are around him at once, everyone smells a different smell. it's pretty rad

"what does he smell like to himself?" u may be asking. hmm...a church? 💀

luke

his first pet was a goldfish and a few months before the exchange program happened, he was given a koi pond!

secretly likes hanging out with levi sometimes just to play with henry. makes him miss his pet fish back home

so his favorite movie is probably finding nemo and he threw a fit when nemo touched the butt

luke is probably learning german bc of simeon, though he'd like to learn more of the dead languages just for fun

i dont think he listens to music often or has any preferences, he just listens to whatever is playing on the radio

but he finds himself listening to the music mc listens to

smells like freshly baked goods all the time. or fresh laundry. but like, not combined. just depends on the day

[chcnce]

guess the TWENTY FOUR YEAR OLD OCTOBER baby just arrived to dallyeog! it makes sense, because HWA YOHAN / CHANCE HWA  is just as CRISP as the month of OCTOBER. wait, why do they remind me of BANG CHAN? beyond that, they seemed RELIABLE AND PASSIONATE upon first glance. i heard someone say they’re sort of SELF-CONSCIOUS AND CAUTIOUS though. i hope they get acquainted here in COMPLEX # 4 / APARTMENT # 1 / FLOOR # 2 ; HE seem(s) to have a lot going on with HIS job as STREAMER.

hi! i’m lu and i’m really happy to present to you to my mess of a son. he’s certainly a hard pill to swallow but he’s not as bad once you get to interact with him. chance is his real english name, but also the persona he’s crafted to remain popular and relevant to the masses. he’s blunt and brutally honest, but mostly when he’s streaming. all in all: a whole ass mess, i insist.

without further ado, here are his basic stats, a trivia and wanted connections under the cut. however you can find his background and plots linked accordingly ( i’ll add other pages eventually ). i’m really fine with talking either here or discord, so whichever works fine for you, works fine for me too! i’ll be reaching to everyone go gives this a like soon enough <3

basic information

― full name: hwa yohan / chance hwa ― nicknames: yohwa ― age: twenty four ― date of birth: october 3rd, 1996 ― birthplace: cheonan, south korea. ― hometown: sydney, australia ― current location: seoul, south korea ― living arrangements: dallyeog / complex # 4 / apartment # 1 / floor # 2 ― ethnicity: korean ― nationality: dual, korean (natural born) and australian (naturalized) ― gender: cis male ― pronouns: he / him ― orientation: demiromantic, heterosexual. ― religion: atheist ― occupation: streamer ― language(s) spoken: korean (fluent), english (fluent) ― accent: heavy australian accent

physical appearance

― faceclaim: bang chan / christopher bang of stray kids. ― hair: naturally brown, though he often dyes to a variety of colors, mostly black and blue. right now, it’s a purple color that’s already fading. ― eye colour: coffee brown ― height: 171cm ― weight: 56kg ― tattoos: none at the moment. ― piercings: lobe and upper lobe on both ears. anti-tragus, orbital and rook on the left one. double helix on the right one. ― clothing style: regularly techwear when he goes out and athleisure at home.

personality

― label: the cynical ― positive traits: attentive, dependable, reliable, passionate, brave, energetic, honest, humorous, clever, versatile, truthful, affectionate, sociable ― negative traits: self-conscious, cautious, opinionated, arrogant, detached, critical, tactless, stubborn, loud, quick-tempered, harsh, unfiltered, cynical, restless, ambitious, ― hobbies: baking, collecting enamel pins and funkos, jigsaw puzzles, skateboarding, reading, listening to music, curating playlists when he has time, learning origami. ― habits: obsessively organising, borrowing books and rarely ever returning them (he forgets who they belong to ok), really bad road rage, awful at keeping track of time, people watching, always wears a black ring on his left index finger, always hugs something when sleeping, gets easily impressed by things, quotes movies and shows in regular conversations, knuckle cracking, snacking between meals, eye rolling without noticing, squinting when concentrated, crossing his arms over his chest, running hands through his hair, slouching, rolling his shoulders. ― zodiac sign: sun libra, moon gemini, ascendant libra. ― mbti: infp-t “the mediator” ― enneagram: 8w7 “the nonconformist”. ― temperament: melancholic ― hogwarts house: ravenclaw ― moral alignment: chaotic neutral ― primary vice: greed ― primary virtue: diligence ― element: air

trivia:

― he’s played all kind of games and his twitch channel was created 9 years ago (whew) and it currently has over 5 million subscribers. currently, he streams mostly genshin impact, valorant, league of legends, overwatch, spider-man: miles morales, cyberpunk 2077 and the witcher iii. every now and then he makes charity streams. he also makes special lives with other gamers and figures where they play games like among us, minecraft, fortnite (though he absolutely hates it), party animals, fall guys and other party games. ― despite the rumours around him and his parents, he’s never talked about them to the media. it’s not like chance hides the information, after all it’s online, but he swerves questions about them and pretty much decides to not say anything about them just to avoid controversy. his parents didn’t mind until last year the company they worked at offered him a sponsorship and yohan turned it down. it’s safe to say they were pretty hurt over this and they haven’t talked much recently. ― yohan is, in his words, the biggest fan of spiderman (not really) but he’s his favorite heroe of all times and he collects everything and anything that has him in it. his biggest collection is funko pops with over 30+ figurines. he collects funkos of various other interests of him as well as enamel pins. ― lowkey a weeb. he likes watching anime in his spare time and if he likes it too much, he’d buy the manga and read it as well. his latest obsessions are kimetsu no yaiba, boku no hero academia, haikyu and jujutsu kaisen. ― won’t ever admit this out loud, but almost every ghibli movie makes him cry his eyes out, even when he’s watched the same one over and over again. he prefers to watch these on his own. his favorite one is grave of the fireflies. ― it took him a while to get used to korean culture, a part of him is still trying to. luckily, his family would speak in korean in their household most of the time and this helped him not struggle as much when it came to the language. his streams are most of the time in english to cater to a bigger audience, but recently he’s got himself a small team of an editor and a translator that’s helped him add subtitles to the videos he uploads in youtube. ― his current setup is completely sponsored except for a few extra things he’s bought himself and he has minimal experience when it comes to builds, though he’s really interested in learning and has recently researched more about the whole topic, hoping to get his first custom build by the end of the year. ― has terrible road rage and this is the reason why he doesn’t own a car or a driving license, even being in the backseat makes him anxious and would much rather prefer to use the bus, a bike or his skateboard to commute between places. taxis and other rides are his last option, if he’s quite honest. ― as a neighbour, he’s polite and tries to be mindful just to avoid needless problems. the first thing he did was soundproof his office in order to not disrupt others, but sometimes this doesn’t work as well due to how loud he can be. chance will try to greet every neighbour he encounters either with a wave or a simple nod. ― loves dogs but doesn’t feel he’s responsible enough to take care of one yet, though he will certainly volunteer to pet-sit his friends’ dogs.

wanted connections:

― life in seoul: he’s been wanting to start a podcast that has nothing to do with his main channel, aka a podcast about the culture in seoul from different perspectives, he wants to know about other people’s experiences. can be people that have lived all their life here or foreigners that, like himself, are pretty much new or can’t get enough of the city. it’d be a pretty chill podcast and anyone can participate! ― people that know about him and lowkey follow his streams (or just play them in the background while doing other stuff) ― or people that know about him but dislike him because he’s said stuff before about other public figures you’re a fan of. or he just simply rubs you the wrong way. ― people who absolutely hates when he streams late at night and he’s full on screaming at the screen (he tried to soundproof his streaming room but someone he can be way too loud, sorry) ― he’s always up for a good collaboration regardless of the topic: food, art, random tags and challenges. even if it's not up to his alley, he's likely to always say yes just for the laughs. ― the group of friends yohan met in different ways. they're not all strictly gamers, streamers or anything of the sort, but whenever they get together to play some games, it's a total chaos. and he wouldn't change it at all. ― the one person that always gets his packages delivered by mistake to your place instead of his. or the other way around. ― more: friends, enemies, a penpal, a platonic soulmate, workout buddies, etc.

[floraisann]

ateez reaction: you’re addicted to animal crossing: new horizons

➣ requested? ✓

➣ genre: fluff, humor

➣ masterlist

sorry that some of these are kinda dry 😔 i am try

❅♩♬♩❅――

❥ kim hongjoong:

lets you do your thing tbh

you’ll probably just be vibing in the living room with the switch hooked up to the tv and everything’s great when hongjoong just,,,, moves his work over without saying anything

you’re just ???? and he’s just :)))) the “just another tuesday” grin, you know?

after long enough if you ask him why he moved, he just says he “likes the soundtrack” like bro we do be bopping to the animal crossing ost out here in this quarantine joint

watches you play, only making comments when a villager says something REALLY cursed

really likes marshal— he’s funny

not the type to hate villagers either except chops, fuck chops

once yunho shows him how the custom qr code outfit designs work you’re about to have the most stylish lil mayor that ever roamed the earth

probably also borrows your switch to make your town jingle

overall is just confused by the game dynamic, but likes the music and how happy it’s making you :)

you’re gonna have to put the switch down on your own honey, he’s too caught up in bopping to the music while doing his own work to realize you’ve been playing for eight hours

❥ park seonghwa

has the game too, probably bought it for you so you could build “couple islands” and be THAT cute gamer couple

still probably nags you for gaming too hard if too many hours pass and you’re ignoring basic needs to like,,,, get lolly on your island or something of the sort

but lolly’s cute give him 5 mins to fall in love w god cat

sends you cute in-game love letters when you’re headass six feet away from each other in real time

but it’s ok they’re cute and he likes making you blush

brings his pretty flowers to your island he also steals yours but that’s okay

dumbfounded by your blatant aggression towards certain villagers

offers to “trade” villagers with you to make you happy and marshal scares him please take marshal from him

yes he’ll bring you cute snacks as if you were studying

overall happy that you found something you enjoy together, but will make you take frequent breaks so you don’t put off whatever you actually have to do too much

❥ jeong yunho

didn’t get the hype at first. bought the game since he thought it had to be super fun if you were ignoring him for hours at a time to go bug catching LMFAO

yet when he downloads it there’s a catch

mr epic gamer, unlike you, has the luck of a god and generates an actual island paradise and probably gets a ton of shooting star fragments too 😔✊🏻

you’re the one stealing from his island, but it’s okay he loves you 💕

and he doesn’t quite understand the game yet

gives you star fragments because you can’t get any and he doesn’t want you all sad because you can’t make a wand!!

has all the cute villagers, but if any try to move will give them to you

pays off your tom nook debt because with his luck it probably takes him less than an hour to get filthy rich in game

also figures out the qr code outfits early on. yes he’ll try to make you one, yes he’ll make himself match

overall, he gets the game because of you but does it better because it’s yunho why wouldn’t he xoxo

still makes sure you’re doing what you need to before you go off to work on your island for six hours; the type to offer game rewards he magically obtains as a prize for you after you finish your daily work

oh to be jeong yunho

❥ kang yeosang

the president of the epic gamer club

probably persuaded you to buy it with him so he could rob your island of all your goods

makes you both reset the game until your islands both have good items but are different

so he can steal your fruit :D

“y/n, you— no, restart. you can’t have peach trees, i already have peach trees!”

“dates” where you guys lie on his bed with your consoles, literally just exploring each other’s islands

y’all practically end up sharing two islands. that’s how much you play together

invites you to go raid the other members’ islands

cursed humor carries into the game; like he’ll send you crackhead mail when you least expect it and the content WILL be something that’s only funny because it’s Yeosang

“you make me so incredibly happy, y/n. almost as happy as when tom nook first handed me my nookphone. almost”

celebrates with you when you’re both rid of the ugly villagers

overall impartial to your obsession, rather he’s glad he has someone to steal from share with

still will make you take breaks with him. he loves that you’ve got a pretty island but you need to take care of yourself sweetie

if you don’t listen he will randomly come on your island to beat you up with a shovel xoxo yeosang luvs u 😘

❥ choi san

would not mind the game at all if it weren’t making you IGNORE HIS NEED FOR CUDDLES >:(

tbh san would probably whine about being attention starved for an eternity 15 mins until he realizes his whining isn’t working, and he has no choice but to cuddle up to you while letting you do your thing

by that i mean he’s backseat gamer all the way, no i do not accept criticism

he’d probably just plop down next to you and cuddle into your side or lay on top of you— just positioning himself in some way that he can see your gameplay

the type to cling to you while you play while bothering you until you accept his game opinions as fact

can and will make you kick out the villagers he thinks are ugly

“i just want you to kick that smelly limberg out, is that really too much to ask?”

probably spent 10 minutes absolutely losing his shit over the animal crossing language

“WHY ARE THEY TALKING IN KEYBOARD SMASH?”

takes the next half hour to learn how to speak it

so next time you play too long and ignore him, will shut off your switch then lay down on you and scream acnh villager language gibberish in your EAR

"you didn’t have a problem with that voice three hours ago when you were talking to that cat rosie!!” :(

if you really ignore him and never stop playing NOTHING is stopping him from being dramatic and saying smth like “y/n, i can’t take this anymore! choose, me or him!”

“him” is tom nook

why the fuck would you pick tom nook

❥ song mingi

knows the game is popular but wasn’t bothered to try playing

so when he sees you, curled up on the couch in the same position he saw you two hours ago just with one less family sized bag of chips, he quietly sighs to himself and sits next to you

“is the game really that interesting?”

when you nod, he ends up like san and kind of chills with you, backseat gaming mode

except he isn’t yelling at you to kick out the ugly villagers, he can already see you trying on your own

gets shocked when the first tarantula appears and you get bitten

occasionally gives input on what he thinks you can do to have a better island

makes you go on an island tour so he can see what you headass just spent the last week making

actually is impressed by how much work you put into your virtual island

congrats! you’ve unlocked an achievement! : gaming livestream date for song mingi

will decide for himself who the cutest villager is then act cute and ask if he looks like them. it’s probably gonna be kid cat. tell him he does. please, Tell Him he looks like kid cat

basically i don’t think he’d be that put off by you getting addicted to the game because!!! acnl is the most relaxing game ever he likes to watch you while he unwinds after a long day

if you play too long though he won’t really say much, just sit by you pouting like :(((( “lov me”

pls love him, the big babie 🥺

❥ jeong wooyoung

another member that probably has the game, but isn’t as obsessed as you

will beg you for shooting star fragments if you get any though. please get this man a wand

does not get WHY you’re trying so hard on your island layout. literally only wants one villager, his island can go to shit so long as he has that one villager

that one villager is probably gonna be molly or something

another member who learns how to imitate animal crossing speak, except his voice is already in the correct pitch

makes fun of you complaining about a villager you hate but it all comes back to bite him in the ass once moose shows up on his island and he gets it

you guys are having a competition to see who can get sprinkle on your island first

spoiler alert: he wins, he stole her from seonghwa

(he steals a lot from seonghwa)

overall happy with the fact that you guys have a game to play together

but if you grind too hard on your own and ignore him for hours at a time can and will invade your island to steal your fruit and trample your flowers. AND send you spam mail

sorry

❥ choi jongho

doesn’t care for the game, and he’s mostly chill too so he’ll probably just vibe in the other room while you play, waiting for you to finish so he can do something with you

comes out a few hours later when you’re (still) lying on the couch, angrily button mashing while muttering curses to yourself

he’s really confused tbh, he’s seen yeosang play, he knows you don’t gotta go that hard to be a successful mayor, so he HAS to ask what the fuck you’re so mad about

“i’m TRYING to catch a blittering at the moment, but i keep getting these stupid carps!!! i have a debt to pay off, god!!”

becomes infinitely more amused with the game after that point

he thinks its so funny how someone could get heated while playing through probably the most relaxing game ever

watches you fish; he enjoys the puns and seeing you get frustrated when you keep catching those goddamn carps

probably takes the switch from you at one point to try his hand at it and catches a koi fish in his first five minutes

“i guess you just suck at fishing, y/n”

overall pretty unbothered by your love for the game until you start ignoring him

then he will threaten your in-game apples, saying he’s .2s away from stealing one of his members’ switches just to brawl with your trees

and we all know who’s gonna win between jongho and apples

[cherrysnax]

♦♥☮☯▼☆☠♡ൠ sakura

whhooo sorry for taking like hh a week to answer this ;; this is long so it’s going under a read more qwq 

♦ -quirks/hobbies headcanon: saku got big into sewing!!! she likes to make little scarves and things to destress and sometimes she’ll just… forget to stop?? someone (usually ino) will check on her because she’s been gone for a day or so, and her floor’ll just be absolutely covered is different fabrics. ♥ -family headcanon: ok so this is weird cuz fuck canon,, but idk i hc that she’s not really close w her family?? like there’s just a disconnect there, so she’s kinda eager to connect w other people more than her own parents n shit. found family is def a big trope for saku (she esp looks at tsunade like a mum)☮-  friendship headcanon: my bby has a hard time making friends tbqh. it’s not that she doesn’t like people, she’s just really picky about who she wants to get close with, and fr saku is kindaaa fakey with people she doesn’t like (until she starts speaking her mind) so people will think she’s their best friend, but then will talk to her and she’s just like 

☯- likes/dislikes headcanon: this gyal is such a fucking adrenaline junkie like what?? she likes to deep dive and do chakra free tree jumping and (if its like modern au she really loves motorcycles??) she also love yoga and flower arranging because going slow really helps her center herself and make sure that she’s still.. all here. she also likes teaching little kids how to control their chakra!! onto to dislikes.. okay so she hates ha t e s bullies, as one does, but like there’s just something abt a group of people ganging up on person that just makes her so fucking angry. she hates really loud noises because they make her shutdown. she dislikes being underestimated (though she thinks its a wonderful battle tactic), she also dislikes being under the influence of anything because she can’t really control her emotions and she’s just a mess.▼- childhood headcanon: early childhood she was pretty shy and silent, mostly because other people were just too much for her, until ino came in to her life and brought her out of her shell!! she was always really blunt and matter of fact and that kinda made people not want to talk to her. she was such a fucking crybaby too.☆- happy headcanon: when she gets happy she yells!!! volume control is hard ;; she also happy flaps and jumps i love her sm☠-  angry/violent headcanon: oooh with sakura most people think her anger is explosive, and yeah it can be, but when she’s truly furious, she goes quiet. her words are cutting and she smiles, and it’s eerie how calm she seems even though her body is vibrating with anger. she used to be n angry crier, before becoming a shinobi.♡-  romantic headcanon: sakura is that person that if your’re nice to her even once, she will fall in love with you, she’s just so emotionally vunerable its sad i love her. also she’s big bi! she and naruto are the  bi icons of konoha lmao. hhh she has this thing where she gets infatuated with people to the point where it comes off as kind of obsessive and she truly doesn’t understand why it happens. after sasuke (because in my daydream reboot she forces herself to get over him) she just kinda.. keeps her romantic feelings locked at bay, because she loves love, but she lets it take a bit of a backseat in her mind (when she gets older she has like 3 gfs so its all gucci)ൠ -  random headcanon: (in like modern au’s) she’s like.. a gamer who hates video games. like she will finish a game all the way through because she’s a completionist, but they stress her the fuck out and make her anxious, also she loves writing,, but god is she horrible at it, she’s the type of person who writes those bad reader-inserts like, “this is the day.. my mom.. sold me to One Direction” or some shit 

[katrandomwrites]

Glass Knives

A Hitman 76 and Detective Reyes fic.

Read it on AO3 Start at Ch 1

As one comment said, “It’s the calm before the storm”

If you haven’t seen this before then… ok, hi. If you like domestic moments, awkward crushes, and murder then this might be for you.

October 21th , 2076 – 1730 – Amari Residence

The October air was chilly even this far into the day. Gabriel was already loathing the day he had to start scrapping frost off his windshield. He turned the heater up as he turned the corner into Ana’s neighborhood and smiled when he saw Fareeha’s car in the driveway.

The girl in question sat on the steps looking down at her phone before looking up at the sound of Gabriel’s car. He could hear her squeal as she ran towards him. Gabe barely had time to get out of his care before he was tackled by his goddaughter and pulled into a rib crushing hug.

“How’s my little pharaoh doing?” Gabriel asked as she grabbed his wrist and began dragging him to the house. He had to stop her so he could go back and grab the dish and package he’d brought from the backseat.

“Great! I have so much to tell you guys. Reinhardt is already here and Jesse said he’d stop by tomorrow. I’m gone two months and that man manages to get himself shipped off to the coast, typical,” Fareeha rambled as they walked up the drive.

The Amari residence was truly something to behold. The house itself wasn’t much, just a common yellow-sided prefabricated house that had been put down during the last housing boom. All the neighboring houses were of the same type with detached garages connected to alleyways. It was the yard that truly set it apart.

A massive willow tree stood proudly in the front yard surrounded by bushes that were full of color in summer. Hostas edged the house broken only by the paved areas for planters that had been taken in for the season and the trellis of morning glories. The war on the invading woodbine last year was starting to disappear as the plants filled in their bald spots.

Around back sat the Amari’s pride and joy, the gardens. On both sides of the backyard patio were midsized plots that had yielded an amazing amount of produce. Gabriel had been recruited to help cook and can over the summer and could tell he would be needed again soon by how big the pie pumpkins in the corner were when he was last there.

Gabriel sighed as they stepped into the entry of the home. He almost didn’t want to kick his shoes off and get his toes cold but he knew that would result in Ana shooting him passive aggressive looks over the table all evening. The shoes came off slowly even as Fareeha danced around in her socks waiting for him to carefully place them next to the enormous boots that could only belong to Reinhardt.

The inside of the house was just a beautiful as the outside. When the pair stepped in they were met with the warm smell of tea and something vaguely sweet and rosey. Often times the house has an acrid undertone from Ana’s constant kitchen experiments with various organic chemicals she makes from her garden.

“Mom, Uncle Gabe is here!” Fareeha shouted as she continued to drag the man into the kitchen. Reinhardt gave him a sympathetic wave from the table.

Ana turned from the stove, “Took you long enough.”

“At least he showed up unlike Jesse,” Fareeha huffed as she wrapped her arms around one of Gabriel’s own.

“Well at least your mother can cook in peace. Which reminds me,” Gabe said as he slowly made his way to the counter with his new arm band sliding across the linoleum floor in her striped socks, “I have a present for you.”

It was always amazing to see such a serious child practically squeal in delight as he handed her the package from earlier and then proceeded to scoop her up like a twelve-year-old. It was still hard for him to believe that she was eighteen and in college.

“Ah ha! Quite the catch you have there, Gabriel!” Reinhardt said, roaring with laughter at the sight.

“There is a matching one in the kitchen if you want,” Gabe teased, he barely managed to dodge the spoon that came flying from the doorway.

“Okay, okay, put me down,” Fareeha managed through her own giggles.

Gabriel obliged but was very slow about it until he was gently smacked on the side of the head. Dramatically he clutched his ear and whined in false agony.

“Drama queen,” Fareeha accused.

“Guilty as charged,” Gabriel said with a grin before settling into one of the chairs, “So are you going to open it or just hold it? Maybe use as a medicine ball?”

She looked at him with a twitchy straight face before flinging a placemat in his face. Reinhardt cackled with laughter again as she took to the opportunity to tear into the package while Gabriel was blinded.

“I love it,” she whispered.

“What?” Gabriel said leaning closer.

“I love it!” Fareeha shrieked before launching herself at him.

“What is it?” Ana asked from the doorway.

Proudly, Fareeha held up the blue and yellow patterned sweater. It was a perfect copy of the sweater her father had bought for her as a child, just sized up to fit her much bigger frame.

“I found an old picture a while back and remembered how much you used to love that thing,” Gabriel said, “I thought it might help you feel less homesick at school too.”

Ana smiled as Fareeha took off her sweatshirt and put the sweater on over her tank top, “Wow, you even got the shoulder width right. Maybe I should just have you make her clothes instead of trying to find them at the store.”

“Maybe I could get some nice pants with pockets,” Fareeha grumbled even as she curled into a comfy sweater ball on her chair.

“Oof, now your asking way too much,” Gabriel said, “I could sew on two more buttons but pockets? Too hard. I’ll just make you a massive wallet and purse, how about that?”

Ana snorted in amusement before shooting a glare at her own bulky bag hanging on the door and sliding back into the kitchen. Reinhardt looked at the pair in mild confusion.

“So, Rein,” Gabriel said, “When is Fareeha getting her own book series?”

Fareeha lit up when she noticed the thoughtful look Reinhardt’s face, “Wait seriously?”

“Well I suppose her character could get a spinoff of the Overwatch series. She holds enough importance in that series to warrant a book or two. I’d need some time to fill out the character and I would want to make sure Pharah is true to our Fareeha.”

“So, a couple years after college?” Gabriel asked.

“Sounds about right. It will give me time to start building her world and character before I try to find a plot befitting such a noble engineer.”

Fareeha squealed in delight, “I have a friend at school that should totally be a character. Her name is Efi and she’s only eleven but she’s super smart, honestly I think she needs her own comic book.”

Gabriel leaned back in his chair as Fareeha began telling Reinhardt all about this girl she’d befriended and how she’d managed to get in contact with some gamer she and Rein were fans of. A glance over to the kitchen confirmed that Ana had moved closer to the doorway to listen in to her daughter’s lively conversation.

“So, are you working on any other books right now?” Fareeha asked.

“Yes, currently I am waiting on correspondence from Balderich and for the illustrations to be done for Crusader Tales. I’m also being torn between starting a sequel to Blackwatch and continuing the third Overwatch book. It would not be so hard if Gabriel wasn’t so interesting right now,” Reinhardt lamented as if having too much time and inspiration was such a travesty.

The younger Amari cocked her head at him before giving Gabriel an accusing glare, “You’re never interesting when I’m around.”

A sudden cackle from the kitchen startled everyone at the table. A fist pounding on the counter could be heard between each snort and wheeze. Gabriel raised a middle finger before turning back to the table.

“Well it seems your mother never thinks I’m interesting,” he grumbled earning another loud snort from the next room, “But yes, something has come up at work.”

Fareeha glowered at him and waited for more information. When she didn’t get what she wanted, she waved her arms around and said, “Well? Do I get anything other than that? For all I know you could have just dropped a coffee pot in the breakroom considering how little action you guys have seen!”

Gabriel winced when Reinhardt cleared his throat, “Well… over the past couple months hitmen have been popping up around the town, er, dead.”

She gapped at Reinhardt before turning to Gabriel and smacking him in the arm, “Rude! Something exciting actually happens in this godforsaken town and you don’t think to tell me?”

He rubbed his arm before saying, “Well, I figured your mom would have said something to you and ow. What are they feeding you in the mountains? Protein powder and rebar?”

“Don’t change the subject, detective,” Fareeha said, “I need to hear some details, now.”

“When did you become my boss,” Gabe sulked. Why were women being so mean to him lately? First Rita ransacked his house and now Fareeha practically had him at gunpoint with her grumpy face. Maybe he was just a super weiny.

“Fine,” he relented after a few moments of awkward silence, “We’ve had a weird string of murders around town. At first the methods and drops were sporadic but this month they’ve been piled in the same place with similar MOs. The last victim was a French woman under the Talon division of hitmen. We’ve since closed the case and sent her body home to be buried.”

“Do you know who’s been killing them?” Fareeha asked, her face was serious but by the way she was practically bouncing in her seat Gabriel could tell she was very excited.

He stalled for a moment before sighing, “We’re still unsure about the first victims but the last three we believe to have been taken out by Soldier:76. We found connections between both him and the last woman predating their conditions.”

“Do you think HAI is in on it,” she asked.

“What?”

“The HAI Corporation built a new medical facility just outside town. There have been rumors of their involvement in hitmen activities for years now, right? So, I’m thinking they’re making new hitmen and training them in town,” Fareeha said before scrambling to the decorative table in the corner and pulling out a notebook. Reinhardt watched in awe as she started outlining her ideas.

“Even if you’re wrong this is an fascinating book idea,” Reinhardt mumbled as she worked.

Gabriel sighed, “No, they aren’t making new hitmen, all the ones we’ve found were already in the system and at least a year old. Besides no claims of HAI having any involvement in hitmen have been proven.”

“Gabi,” she started, “They experiment in making minds. They couldn’t look anymore guilty then that and besides, everyone knows that the CEO and chief programmer are omnics.”

He rolled his eyes, “Solomon and Stef Waverly are not omnics. Unless they suddenly figured out how to make omnics look perfectly human, there is no way. Just because they act a little stiff does not equal robot.”

“Somebody hasn’t read the Transformers comics,” she mumbled.

“Food,” Ana shouted as she brought a steaming dish to the table.

They wasted no time distributing the plates that had been sitting in Ana’s spot and shoveling the koshary onto their plates. A round of ‘thank you’ and ‘my complements to the chef’ was given before they started.

“You know, Gabriel,” Ana said after a moment of not so quiet eating, “Maybe you should start cooking again too. I do miss your father’s tamale recipe.”

“I brought you homemade tortilla chips, what more do you want?” Gabriel grumbled around a mouthful of food.

Fareeha’s eyes lit up, “Is that what was in the other container? Yes!”

“Perhaps you can just get him to make this year’s Halloween costumes,” Reinhardt mused.

“Only if we have a haunted house again this year,” Gabriel said, “And you have to get Jamie and Torb to rig the special effects. I will not start costumes this late in the month unless we have a stage to match.”

Ana laughed, “You know we can never live up to that without Sombra programming everything together. She was the only one that could ever live up to your dramatic expectations.”

Gabriel chuckled lightly, “Yeah, I guess you got me there. Maybe if somebody does well in school she can help,” he said glancing over at Fareeha.

“I’m an engineer not a programmer but I’ll take your challenge. It’ll look good in my portfolio if nothing else. I already have people interested though so it’ll just be bragging rights.”

The entire table looked at her shocked. She grinned and said, “Oh yeah I’ve had recruiters from Vishkar, Volskaya, and Petras motors come talk to me. I’ve been offered a full ride from Petras and Volskaya.”

“And why was I not informed of this?” Ana asked, pointing a fork at her daughter, “I feel like this should have been something I was told.”

“Well I haven’t accepted anything yet. I want to go a little further before I decide what I real want to do. So far Petras is winning because they have aerospace development contracts with several countries but Volskaya is offering room to grow.”

“And what about Vishkar?” Gabriel asked, “Satya is going to be working with them soon, you’d know somebody there.”

“I don’t agree with their ethics. Something about the recent development in Brazil just feels wrong. If they are so great then why are so many people speaking out against them?”

“A good point,” Reinhardt agreed, “One must always think over their options and what they want to be associated with.”

“But with the recent Volskaya scandal, why are you still considering them?” Gabe asked, “And aren’t they partnering with HAI soon.”

“I just said I’m still thinking, jeez,” Fareeha groaned, “And besides I have my eyes on another place.”

“Where?” Ana asked her eyes narrowing in suspicion.

“It’s a secret,” Fareeha teased before diving back into what was left on her plate.

The rest of the meal went smoothly, though Ana continued to throw suspicious glances and a very smug Fareeha. They considered playing a few rounds of cards but a phone call from Reinhardt’s illustrator broke them up. Hugs where exchanged and soon Gabriel and Reinhardt were out the door and in the darkness.

“I will see you later,” Reinhardt said before stepping up into his vehicle, “Don’t be a stranger, come visit sometime.”

“We’ll see,” Gabriel said before getting into his own car and heading back to his empty apartment

[artificialqueens]

We’re the reckless, we’re the wild youth - ch. 3 - (Pearlet)

Hello guys! This is chapter 3, enjoy it!

Here is a playlist for it.

And here some images references.

Ignore any typo/grammar errors, I’m flying solo this time! (English is not my first language)

Chapter 3

The first day of school came and as soon as Matt walked into the school, he saw a group of students around a fight.

“YOU DIRTY WHORE!” a blonde girl screamed and grabbed the brunette’s hair.

“IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU CAN’T SUCK A DICK!” Violet screamed back. The girls were rolling on the ground and no one did anything, the people around were only excitedly watching the fight, asking for more. Matt never saw Violet with so many energy like that, she was always nonchalant and looking like she was daydreaming. But there she was, rolling on the floor pulling a girl’s hair.

Matt grabbed Violet by her waist and pulled her away from the other girl. He saw a guy with a blank expression that should be the blonde’s boyfriend.

“Pull her away!” he yelled to the boy before the blonde could reach Violet and start the fight again. The other boy tried to touch the blonde, but the girl snatched his hand away.

“DON’T TOUCH ME YOU ASSHOLE!” the blonde yelled and Violet let out a maniac laugh as she tried to get rid of Matt.

“I’m cool, I’m cool!” she lifted her hands to show to the boy he could release her. Matt released the grip around her waist and she took off his hands from her completely. Violet stood there, with her arms crossed and looking devilish to the other girl who was now in a fight with her boyfriend, or ex-boyfriend, judging by what just happened.

“That’s what you get for messing with me, bitch,” she murmured to herself as she watched the girl running down the hall, but Matt could hear that.

“Did you see her face?” a bleached guy said as he got closer.

“I bet she’s crying in the bathroom right now,” other boy got closer.

“Sorry, not sorry,” Violet smirked before she looked at the other boys. “Guys, this is Matt. And Matt, this is Dax and this is Aaron, but he likes to be called Needles,” Violet introduced the guys and Matt felt uncomfortable with the boys looking at him from head to toe.

“Are you the nerd?” the boy nicknamed Aaron Needles asked.

“He doesn’t look like a nerd. Maybe he’s the gamer,” the other guy furrowed.

“Don’t be stupid, the gamer doesn’t go to our school,” Aaron scoffed.

“Yeah, he’s the nerd!” Violet rolled her eyes.

“Anyway. Dude, why did you parted the fight? Violet was going to kick that stupid girl’s ass,” Aaron said in a stern tone.

“It looked like the right thing to do… ” Matt mumbled and the other kids laughed. “And someone had to do something since you two stayed there watching your friend fighting and did nothing,” Matt said with all the boldness he could put together.

“Uuuh the newbie thinks he owns the school already!” Aaron mocked.

“Guys, stop. Matt’s cool, ok?” Violet rolled her eyes amused.

“I don’t trust him yet,” Needles said.

“You’ will,” Violet assured as she walked away, letting Matt in an uncomfortable situation between the two boys who were staring at him.

“Well, I gotta go, see you around,” Matt said and walked away.

“He’s kind of cute,” Dax said watching Matt walk down the hall.

“Yeah, I think he’ll be useful…” Needles said before the two boys walked away.

–

Matt found out he had a few classes with Violet and his friends. The trio sat in the last row of the classroom and barely paid attention to classes. Matt turned his head a few times to check what they were doing: Dax was always writing down some stuff that wasn’t related to the class, Aaron had his chin on his hand, looking at some random mark on the wall with the expression of someone who was stoned and Violet was always looking outside the window daydreaming, It seemed she felt Matt’s eyes because she looked at him with that same intensity and curiosity she had in her eyes the first time they met and then, all of sudden, she smiled to him. Matt smiled back before he turned around to pay attention to the class again.

When they were leaving for lunch, Matt was stopped by Violet who grabbed his arm and guided him down the hall.

“So, the guys want to invite you to hang out with us tonight,” she said on their way to the parking lot.

“Oh, cool.” it was all Matt could say.

“Yeah, you see, we’re a very close group, I convinced them you’re cool and we can trust you, but even so, they want to see it by themselves. That’s what this is about, ok?”

“Oh, it’s fine. I understand,” Matt smiled.

“Hi Violet!” a younger boy waved to them while they were on their way to the parking lot. Violet only contorted her face and rolled her eyes.

“Hi Danny,” she said unamused.

“I made you cookies,” the boy gave her the treats and Violet took them with an unpleasant smile on her face before they walked away to meet her friends. The girl threw the cookies into the next trash can she saw.

“Hello, hello, Matty!” Needles greeted him when Violet and Matt reached the parking lot.

“Hi guys,” Matt said shyly, he was still intimidated by the other guys there.

“Don’t be shy, Matt. We’re friendly, aren’t we?” Dax said as he pulled a cigarette from his pocket.

“Yeah, and pretty soon we’ll be the best of the friends, won’t we, Vi?” Aaron said and Matt smiled.

“Yeah, pretty soon,” Violet smiled as she grabbed Matt’s arm.

“So, what about you coming with us tonight? Uh? We normally go out to eat some burgers, drink some booze, you know, teenage stuff,” Dax invited.

“Oh, cool, dudes. Yeah, I’m in!” Matt smiled and looked to Violet, it was nice of her letting him know first that her friends were trying to bond.

“Great! We pick you up by 10,” Aaron said and got in his car, being followed by Dax and Violet. Matt furrowed, it was lunch time, they still had classes after that. It seemed that they were skipping the last classes.

–

Matt waited in front of his place, it was a half past 10 and he had to take care to don’t be seen by his mom who thought he was in his bedroom. He heard a car coming closer and he smiled when he saw the bleached blonde hair of Needles behind the wheel.

“Matt, you’ll have to jump inside by the window. The door’s lockers are broken,” Violet informed as soon as the car parked in front of him.

Matt put half of his body inside the car by the window and then with a little help of Violet who was sat on the backseat, he managed to get inside the car, falling on Violet’s lap.

The teenagers headed to the neighbor city, a bigger city with a crowded downtown where they walked down the streets, passing to each other the bottle of booze that Violet had stolen from her parents.

Matt watched the other teens laughing and spinning around the light poles on the streets like they were pole dancing. Violet moved her hips sensually and did sinuous moves with her body around the light poles as she looked deep inside Matt’s eyes, biting her bottom lip with a sensual look in her eyes. She did that and then cackled a hysterical laugh. The girl was catching the attention of everyone who passed by, especially the men’s attention. Matt couldn’t tell if it was because of the booze or for some other reason, the girl was so hysterical.

She tried to spin one more time, but she lost her balance. She hit the ground with her knees and before she could beat her face on the walk’s concrete, Matt ran to grab her. Violet only laughed more hysterically, catching even more attention from the people around them.

Matt didn’t know how to react when he felt the girl clinging to his pants to stand up. She didn’t do it in an ordinary way, she clasped his pants like she wanted to take it off and she kept looking up at him with lustful eyes. And when her face reached the crotch’s level, she took her time to look at his crotch closer as she bit her bottom lip.

Violet was wild and her teases let Matt in doubt if it was a joke or for real. Anyway, it made an effect on him. He felt his cheeks burning and he probably was looking like someone who was hypnotized, letting aside his member that trembled inside his pants. Maybe it was because of his reaction that Violet started to laugh hysterically again, like she knew she had succeeded on her game, before she could completely stand up with a little help from Matt.

“You’re really cool, Matt,” Needles said as he took a drag of his blunt, getting closer to offer the bottle to Violet.

“Told ya!” Violet cracked, sipping the last drop of booze. “Aww the vodka is gone,” she whined.

“Let’s buy more,” Dax stood up with a certain difficulty, the boy had fallen on the ground too. “Here, I got this,” Dax took some money from his pocket, the other teenagers did the same and the amount wasn’t enough to buy another bottle of vodka.

“Well, I’ll find a way,” Violet smirked and walked away, swinging her hips and with half of the money in her hands.

“So, here’s the thing, newbie. We’ll get into that little market separately, ok? Violet will buy the booze and we’ll take care of the treats. Just pretend you don’t know any of us, right?” Needles said before he also walked away.

After all the others had left, Matt decided it was his time to go. Matt walked down the aisles, looking for his favorite chocolate bar when he saw with the corner of his eyes Violet talking to the guy behind the counter. She was leaning in his direction, which gave the guy a good view of her cleavage.

Matt couldn’t hear what she was saying, he just saw she flipping a stray of her hair and pressing her arms against her chest, squeezing her boobs together. The guy behind the counter couldn’t look at other things but her boobs. She said something and the guy denied, then she pouted and started to cry, a cute fake crying. It caused the effect she wanted because the guy handed her a bottle of booze.

While Violet was playing that scene, Matt saw Needles and Dax putting candies and other treats in their pockets. Matt would never still a thing, so he took his chocolate bar and walked to the guy, paying for his candy. The rest of the teenagers already had left the market.

“Have a good night,” the guy behind the counter said and Matt felt bad for him. How would he explain to the owner that he sold booze for a lower price to teenagers and that several products of the store had vanished away?

“Uh, yeah, you too… uh… Martin,” Matt read on his name tag. “You’re doing a great job,” Matt said and paid more than the chocolate cost, getting out the market without waiting for the guy check the money or anything.

“Did you say something?” Needles grabbed Matt by his collar when the boy got out of the store.

“No! I just wished him a goodnight!” Matt protested and he felt Violet pull the other guy away.

“I told you he’s cool!” Violet said, standing in the middle of the two guys. “If he had told anything, the guy would be running behind us right now, right?”

Needles nodded slowly, keeping his eyes inside Matt’s as he took the booze from Violet’s hand and sip it.

“Nice job there, Vi!” Dax cheered, high-fiving the girl.

“What a nice pair of boobs can do, right?” Needles said, grabbing Violet’s boobs and squeezing them, making Violet laugh.

“I wish I had a big pair!” Dax said, grabbing his chest and making a sensual face.

The group walked down the street singing random songs and dancing with weird moves as they passed the booze around. Violet shook the bottle in Matt’s direction but the boy passed it.

“I pass, I’m too tipsy now,” he chuckled and the others protested with a boo.

“C’mon! Open our mouth!” Violet said as she passed and arm around his neck and made him throw his head back. Matt laughed and Violet made it an opportunity to give him more booze. Matt almost choked himself, but he laughed after he had drunk the alcohol.

It was passed the 2 AM when they drove back, listening to this modern French song. He was lying on the back seat with his head on Violet’s lap, the girl was falling asleep as much as he was. The other two boys were the only ones who were alerts, probably due to the coke they sniffed earlier. Matt never had a crazy night like this one.