#i think jason todd is in need of therapy
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voiddaisy Ā· 10 months ago
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i am convinced that jason todd gets extra aggressive and mean when he is not in control of a situation. and that extends to any situation, no matter how mundane or domestic it is. his brother is sad and he doesnā€™t know why? he gets angry and snaps at the brother. because he canā€™t control the situation and that freaks him out, so he bites.
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havenesc Ā· 3 months ago
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well now iā€™m thinking about pre-aditf dick and jason slowly connecting outside of bruceā€™s influence. at first, jason doesnā€™t know what to make of dick ā€” dick is moody and busy and avoids bruce and obviously, seeing a new kid in the colors after being fired probably sucks, so for a while jason is convinced dick doesnā€™t like him. dick probably canā€™t tell him otherwise the first few weeks he knows.
but then he remembers how mountainous the role his, how he had to forge it but jason has to follow it, which feels like that might be punishment enough (dick did not leave a low bar, after all). and dick knows bruce of all people. so he tries. he tries to be a good mentor, older figure for jason to look up to. they donā€™t have to be close but the kidā€™s already had a shit hand in his early life and he doesnā€™t need dickā€™s ire.
dick picks jason up after school sometimes to go out to eat or see a movie or they bitch about bruce. jason calls dickā€™s number, scared shitless of the former robin the first time he uses the number even though dick gave it to him, and dick picks up. dick always picks up when he can. jason at first only calls when itā€™s something urgent, something pressing, but then, experimentally, he calls when he just had a Day and he needs to tell someone thatā€™s not bruce or alfred about it. then he calls when he had a Good Day and needs to tell someone about it. then heā€™s mentioning a new movie, a new hangout, something here and something there.
and even in suits, they forge bridges. jasonā€™s rising anger and frustration is not so foreign from what dick felt, even if from different angles, but he relates to working with the batman and he tries to help jason. he shows him different tactics. logic and thinking structures. takedown methods. jason is not batman and he certainly is not nightwing but he is his own, he is robin, and dick tries to show him that he does not have to be a carbon copy of any of those things.
(they take turns ragging on batman when theyā€™re all working a case together. bruce is so exhausted by his sons that he eventually canā€™t even keep repeatedly telling them to cut the shit.)
theyā€™re very tightly knit without even realizing it and neither are ever quite brave enough to use the term brothers, but the familial love is there all the same. dick does not feel the loss as a solemn mentor, but a shattered older brother.
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ellabiee Ā· 5 months ago
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I've said this to people before but like Jason Todd is very Come Over by Noah Kahan coded and I cannot explain how
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puddingcatbeans Ā· 1 year ago
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the particular tang of heartache that is jason todd, standing across the rooftop in his red hood gear, looking at batman and thinking, i don't recognize this man at all.
jason looking at this man who used to be like a father to him, and not being able to reconcile the safety of his memories to the angry shell of a man before him now. jason wondering if the bruce he knew died along with the scared kid that never came back from ethiopia.
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mattzerella-sticks Ā· 1 year ago
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You know what? Maybe it's a controversial opinion but it makes sense why, no matter what Jason does or how he changes or how long ago it was, Bruce will always hold how he has killed people in the past over his head.
We're talking about a man who puts on a cape and cowl every night because of the memory of helplessness he has from being a kid who watched his parents be mugged then murdered in front of him. A man who has control issues. A deeply troubled man who has contingency plans for even his children.
There is nothing Jason can do if Bruce isn't willing to work with him. Not as Batman and Red Hood, but as Bruce and Jason.
The ball is in Bruce's court.
He needs to start putting in the work to forgive Jason, forgive himself for the perception that he failed Jason by 'letting' him become a killer, and change how he sees Jason. Because while he sees his son, Jason? I'm betting he also sees a Joe Chill-esque 'monster' he had a hand in releasing on the world. Doesn't matter that Jason has a no-kill policy now. This is Bruce's problem he needs to fix.
And how does he do that?
Therapy.
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birbinabox Ā· 11 months ago
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I wish Alfred would just slap each of the bat fam members (not cass or Duke my babyā€™s seem to have some emotional sense ((I say like I really know.))) but like Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Steph and Barbra. They need a good sending to therapy, family therapy and or relationship therapy. So much therapy. But like NEED the sense to get knocked into them with a bag ton of bricks.
I honestly donā€™t know who had good or bad coping but as far as fanon goes these fuckers are so damn emotionally on roller coaster itā€™s sad and I think Alfie could line them up a good slap then a referral to some good therapists. Like ā€œyouā€™re going to listen and listen good.ā€ Bro does not care for the puppy eyes dick. Damian that didnā€™t work with dick why do you think that would work now. Steph probably went because sheā€™s not going to complain, dragged Jason with her. Jason went because alfie asked if it was Bruce who asked he would have avoided it out of spite sack of potatoes to the ground even if Steph dragged him. Bruce and Tim are negotiating how to get out of the whole ordeal, cass is listening to them plan and is recording the entire thing duke is watching Damian try to sneak off while dick tries the puppy face a few more times Alfred is holding strong and wont let anyone go on patrol till at least one appointment is attended to. Which cass and duke are fine with family movie nights donā€™t happen as often as they like.
(I am aware that this is probably so ooc but like idk itā€™s funny in my head.)
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brie-annwyl Ā· 1 year ago
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Reposting this again because I literally cannot stop thinking about this.
Would this Jason eventually take up the Batman mantle?
What does his relationship with his siblings look like?
How does Tim get added into the family? Does he get added at all?
Sooooo many angst ideas!
Jason FINALLY starts making process with the family and then this perfect alternate Jason like falls through the roof or something. It gets revealed that the reason alternate Jason was able to do all these things is because his Bruce believed him and didnā€™t take away Robin.
Every last bit of progress Jason has made with his family is so close to breaking because heā€™s able to see what he couldā€™ve been, what he shouldā€™ve been if heā€™d had the chance. If his Bruce had just trusted him, if his dad believed in him.
The alternate Jason feels so incredibly guilty about the anguish heā€™s putting the others through which only makes Jason more frustrated because this is HIS family and HES supposed to be the one able to do these things but he canā€™t because heā€™s the ā€œdefectiveā€ Jason.
My angsty writers brain is EATING THIS UP
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Found this on Pinterest and it's so true it hurts
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rizzanon Ā· 1 month ago
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Undoing Fate
neglected to regressor batsis! reader x platonic batfam
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what if after 20 years of neglect from your family full of vigilantes, you face an unfortunate death, only to find yourself regressed back to when you were 16?
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ā¤· lots of emotional neglect, reader was batgirl, reader was a tryhard and an overachiever, reader had no social life in her first life, mentions of drugs, mentions of human trafficking, mentions of death, regression themes, toxic and unhealthy relationships, dysfunctional family, toxic mentalities, reader and everyone else needs therapyā€¦, canon divergence, major character death(s) | tba | based on this
ā¤· info! (background) 1 | 2 | read this first to understand the plot and each batfam better :)
ā¤· art!!! 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
ā¤· if youā€™re bored m.list
00 | And she cried over nothing
01 | Sixteen again
02 | A quitter? | ?
03 | Everything is awesomeā€¦
04 | Until itā€™s not | .
05 | Untouched memories
06 | ā€” (postponned til further notice)
07 |
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thebibliosphere Ā· 7 months ago
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Sat too long in my feelings about the Gotham Knights video game Jason Todd going to therapy and trying to engage with his siblings from a place of healing and hurt myself, so now I'm inflicting this on all of you, but:
Do you ever think about how Jason only ever gets to experience Dick as an extension of the breakdown of Dick and Bruce's relationship at that time? Granted, depending on the comic era, Dick maybe doesn't show up as much as he should, or Jason acts like an antagonistic little shit, but overall, Dick's falling out with Bruce overshadows all of it.
And, like, yeah, it's funny to joke that only Jason knows that Dick went through a shitbag teenage phase and that no one ever believes him. (Gaslight, Gate Keep, Gotham āœŒ) And Jason is irate about it because how can they not see through what is clearly The World's Best Big Brother Act? How can no one else see it's fake?
(Unless it's not fake, and Jason just wasn't worth loving... No, fuck off, he doesn't care, he doesn't. Leave him alone.)
But at the same time, what if Jason's the only one who realizes it's a trauma response?
What if Jason's in the middle of a therapy session or reading one of the self-help books we see him ordering, and he just has to take a moment to breathe because, of course, it's a fucking trauma response. Of course, it is.
Dick's not pretending to be anything. He was, in fact, so severely affected by Jason's death that he over-corrected and now refuses to let himself be anything other than the Perfect Big Brother. Because he can't. Because when he's not perfect, when he's not there for them, they die.
Suddenly the golden retriever's cheerfulness is less grating and more worrying. Dick's need for perfection is less an annoying personality trait to compete with and more an exhausted cry for help that no one else seems to see. Not even Dick.
Because Jason realizes now that he might have never managed to live up to the Golden Boy mantle, but Dick will never get to put it down, either. Because he can't let himself. Because bad shit happens when he does.
So what if that's what he hopes Dick reads between the lines in the email he sends him in GK?
What if, by saying, "Hey, I realize now trying to hold myself to your standards was damaging my relationship with you, but I need you to know it wasn't your fault," was also Jason saying, "Hey, this shit isn't healthy are you fucking okay?"
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gaywineauntsstuff Ā· 22 days ago
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Things I think about late at night
-discowing was Dicks dads costume
-the mullet everyone cracks jokes about (same) was given to him my mirage
- the OG Robin costume was based on his parents and his circus costumes and now itā€™s black, gray and orange
- Jason Toddā€™s biggest fear is not living up to Dick Grayson (in Bruceā€™s eyes)
- Damian Wayneā€™s biggest fear is disappointing Dick Grayson
- DC tried to make Dick and Donna a thing (no..just no)
-Dick and Damian both have a compulsive need to pick up strays (is this Bruceā€™s fault or did they bond over this?)
- Tim Drake is so cool in the comics and I wasted so many years hating him cuz fanon Tim is a lil bitch boy
-Jason Todd is such a loser in canon but it works so well on him god damn
-Iā€™m actually rlly annoyed that Steph is never a contender for nightwing I think sheā€™d do rlly well tbh
- Stephā€™s backstory is way sadder than Timā€™s we should absolutely talk about it more
-Lian Harper :(
-Tim is so funny when heā€™s just some dude who ADHD hyperfixationed his way into a ā€œI got adopted by my favorite bandā€ y/n self insert fic except the band was a collection of deeply unstable people who fight crime and also happens to have an IQ of 180
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- the fact that Bruce and Dick/Damian/Tim have a deeply dysfunctional relationship and I need them in family therapy
- Cass isnā€™t actually Bruceā€™s favorite sheā€™s just the one that should be.
- the fact that Jason Todd canonically likes Dick Grayson and doesnā€™t like Nightwing
- the fact that Donna and Stephanie Brown arenā€™t friends and have never had a run together in canon (they should be- give me mentor-mentee vibes fr ong)
- Damian wants to become a doctor like his grandfathers and his mom <3
-the fact that Dick missed a solid portion of Damianā€™s development if you consider both spryal and the Ric arc to have happened in the same timeline
- Dick stole Bruce,babs and Damianā€™s super
- Garth, Dick and Donna are a sliding scale of blue to black costumes (they come in a set!!!)
- the fact I donā€™t have enough Dick and Garth fanon and canon content
- Jason/ Red hood needs an iconic establishing story like Nightwing year 1. I feel like Dixons Grayson is so easy to reference as like the ā€œstandard Graysonā€ before you add all the other (imo better) stuff from other future runs and tbh I donā€™t think Jason has any (if you disagree gimmie some recs)
- the fab 5 are called that in canon
- Garth didnā€™t have any friends pre joining the OG titans
- nightwing is on every Pride cover every damn year and he hasnā€™t kissed Roy or Wally yet? Sir? Plz
- Wally lost his wife and children multiple times in canon
- young Roy was bitter and wanted to compete with Robin!Dick but adult Roy wants to punch Bruce in the face bc he realizes bby Grayson was so abnormal
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dollishmehrayan Ā· 1 month ago
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HOW BATBOYS COMFORT INSECURE READER ā”€ā”€ .āœ¦
a/n: I celebrated my birthday and i had a fun time and tysm to all the people who wished me a hppay birthday (a lot tbh I was shocked and so happy) but this was a request by @cup-of-doodles !! so yeah (enjoyy)
(Tags: batboys x insecure!reader)
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DICK GRAYSON ā”€ā”€ .āœ¦
Compliments for Days: Dick would not hold back. ā€œYou think I look good? Sweetheart, youā€™re the real catch here.ā€ Heā€™d follow up with a series of exaggerated compliments, like, ā€œIf beauty were a crime, youā€™d be serving a life sentence.ā€ And then yk heā€™ll be like your hype man of like this tiktok audio (here).
Goofy Distraction: To lighten the mood, Dick would do something ridiculously goofy, like pretending to be a terrible dancer and saying, ā€œSee, youā€™re already doing better than me.ā€ Heā€™d shimmy awkwardly across the room just to make you laugh but if you cry even more he might feel guilty.
Overprotective Vibe: Heā€™d pull you into a hug, ruffling your hair. ā€œYouā€™re perfect the way you are, and if anyone says otherwise, Iā€™ll literally punch them in the face. Just give me the word.ā€
JASON TODD ā”€ā”€ .āœ¦
Grumpy Compliment: Heā€™d cross his arms and look you up and down, pretending to be unimpressed. ā€œYouā€™re lucky I love you, because damn, youā€™re fine as hell, and I canā€™t even look at you without getting distracted. Itā€™s annoying.ā€
Jokes to Distract You: Jason would then casually add, ā€œBut if you keep saying youā€™re not perfect, Iā€™m gonna start charging you for all these therapy sessions Iā€™m giving you.ā€ His face might be all grumpy, but the look in his eyes is soft, reassuring you.
TIM DRAKE ā”€ā”€ .āœ¦
Logical Support: Tim would approach it in his usual, logical way. ā€œOkay, so you feel insecure about that? Letā€™s talk it through. Statistically speaking, youā€™re practically flawless, the ratio between your lips and eyes are perfect with your nose calculating right in the perfect spot.ā€ Heā€™d likely pull out a notebook, listing all the reasons you're amazing, with a dry, humorous commentary.
Techy Distraction: To cheer you up, Tim would start showing you funny memes or videos heā€™s saved. ā€œSee? This is how you should feelā€”unbothered and hilarious.ā€ Heā€™d give you his best attempt at a cute smile, which might look a bit awkward, but he means it.
Self-Deprecating Humor: Heā€™d then add, ā€œAnd if you still donā€™t believe me, let me know. I can hack into the Batcomputer and get a list of all the things youā€™re absolutely amazing at.ā€ Heā€™d wink, though you know heā€™s completely serious.
DAMIAN WAYNE ā”€ā”€ .āœ¦
Confused, but Caring: Damian would be initially confused by your insecurity. ā€œWhat is this nonsense? Youā€™re perfect.ā€ Heā€™d cross his arms, giving you a disapproving look. ā€œYou donā€™t need to change a single thing. If you insist on thinking otherwise, Iā€™ll have no choice but to lecture you on your obvious superiority.ā€
Unintentionally Hilarious Comfort: In his usual serious tone, heā€™d continue, ā€œWhoever made you feel insecure is an idiot, and I will make them regret it. Though, Iā€™ll do it in a proper way, without any unnecessary violenceā€”unless itā€™s truly necessary.ā€
Small Gesture: Despite his serious demeanor, heā€™d take your hand, pulling you closer with a soft, ā€œYou are the best thing in my life, and I will ensure you never forget that again.ā€ (Then heā€™d mutter under his breath, ā€œAnd if you need more reassurance, Iā€™ll just have Alfred tell you how amazing you are again.ā€)
BRUCE WAYNE ā”€ā”€ .āœ¦
Stern, But Loving: Bruce would give you a soft, stern look, his voice gentle but firm. ā€œYou donā€™t get to think that way, not about yourself. Not ever.ā€
Overprotective Vibe: Heā€™d pull you into a hug, patting your head like heā€™s telling you a secret. ā€œIf Iā€™m going to let anyone be insecure, it sure as hell wonā€™t be you.ā€ His touch would be gentle, that way he makes sure you feel seen and heard.
Dry Humor: Heā€™d add, ā€œNow stop trying to make me talk more than I need to. But if it makes you feel better, Iā€™m always here to remind you how amazing you are, even if I have to do it in my very limited free time.ā€
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voiddaisy Ā· 10 months ago
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jason todd being a book nerd in canon is so funny to me. like mf is a violent vigilante but chows down some pride & prejudice on his off time. he is such a silly goose (homicidal maniac)
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siddyyyyyyyy Ā· 2 months ago
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Unhinged
Jason Todd x Reader
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MDNI wc: 0.7K summary: your roommate finds your messages you send your friend about him. warnings: suggestive themes, no y/n used, actually kind of cringe a/n: my dear friend accidently gave me this idea while spamming me with delicious Red Hood edits (@dollyure), evidence will be shared at the end. enjoy!!
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You never thought this could happen. You were so careful to leave your own thoughts to yourself and never let Jason see the things you tell your friend. But of course, nothing really goes your way for some reason.
It took one thing for you to end up in this situation. One thing. And that was leaving your phone unattented on the sofa for a minute. Unlocked.
It was a typical evening as any other, just getting to relax and wind down at the end of the week on your favourite spot at the couch with your roommate. Jason was always pretty quiet but respectful of the shared space, a good friend if you want to wind down together. You rarely get to see him in the evenings but on days like this, when he stays in, it feels like a small reward for you.
Of course he doesnā€˜t know about any of this. Doesnā€˜t know anything about what your silly texts between you and your friends. You keep it a secret pretty well, so he wonā€˜t think you are a complete weirdo.
Well, until that evening. Setting your phone quickly aside to get to your boiling tea kettle, you forgot to lock it. Jason sits at the other end of the fluffy couch and watches how you scurry away to get the boiling water to a stop. With an amused grin he gets back to his book but keeps getting distracted by the bright phonescreen just a little away from him. Glancing over, he sees the outlines of text bubbles but he canā€˜t see whatā€˜s written in there yet.
He isnā€˜t trying to pry or get into your privacy, but the way the other person spams you non-stop is making him more curious. Whatever this conversation is about, he wants to know if itā€˜s a conflict or some sort of gossip.
Jason checks if you are still in the kitchen and sees you preparing your tea and some sweets. He technically has enough time to snatch your phone while itā€˜s still open and gets to have a look over the texts. Who knows, maybe he will find out some interesting things on there. So, with these weak excuses, he grabs your phone and starts reading through them.
UNTIL YOUR TONGUE FADES COLOUR??? I mean every word I say. Wow. Justā€¦
His brows furrow. What does this even mean? Are tongues even capable of fading colour? With a quick glance to the kitchen, he scrolls up, reading through the older messages.
From the couch, to the shower, to the bed, from the wall to the floor from missionary to cowgirl, straddled on top JUST LET ME HITTT
His jaw drops. Jason quickly composes himself and sits up, clearing his throat. He is sure he will need extra therapy after this. Ignoring the unfamiliar, warm feeling in his lower abdomen, he continues to read through them. Unsurprisingly, he finds a picture of himself in the chat. His profile picture, some random pictures he didnā€˜t even you had in the first place.
Until my throat memorises every vein.
Thatā€˜s the last message he sees from you before you appear in his sight again. Tea in hand, some cookies in the other. But most importantly, your flushed cheeks and regretful expression. His hand drops your phone and his cheeks also flush.
You canā€˜t look into his eyes anymore. This is the next worst thing thatā€˜s ever happened to you so far. There is no way you can talk yourself out of this situation at all. He knows basically everything now. From the fact that you crush on him to the fact that you literally want to devour him whole.
Silently, he sets your phone back to its original spot and gets off the couch to stand up. Again, he clears his throat and speaks up first.
Ā»Iā€˜m gonna pretend I didnā€˜t see all this...Ā«
And before you could apologise or say something to your defense, he is gone, retreating himself into his own room. Maybe even for the better, you canā€˜t imagine how awkward it wouldā€˜ve been if you were to sit next to him for the next few hours.
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here is the so called evidence ( from my friends perspective)
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and this was the final message that made me do this:
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hope you enjoyed it somehow(ā˜…ā€æā˜…)
part two
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chaussetteblanche Ā· 3 months ago
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I know it;s barely been posted yesterday, but I definitely need more Jason x biker!reader.
Wonder how it will go on :D
A/N : thanks for the request babes !! and thanks for you patience, this was a while ago !
Jason todd is a doberman boyfriend
he definitely loves going on rides with you
he thinks it's the peak of romance
he might slap your ass if he gets the chance
if you guys have your bluetooth connected, he's constantly telling you how good you look on your bike
"holy shit, your ass looks great from back here,"
"damn, you looked really good while passing that car, babe,"
"you know what you'd look even better riding?"
he'd drive in front of you if having him behind you made you nervous, but he would prefer to be behind, as to be able to have more control on any situation which might arise
he's a doberman boyfriend
and a mirror smashing king
when you're riding, he usually prefers to stay behind you so he can keep an eye on you
if you've seen those tiktoks of people defending their friends on bikes by chasing after cars, smashing mirrors or that kind of shit > 100% Jason
he might chase after a car if it cut you off, tried to merge into you, drove too close to you,... basically if it did anything to disrespect you or put you in unnecessary danger
sometimes that pisses you off though, you're a strong person and you can handle your shit, but he likes to handle it for you
let's say a car tries to merge into your lane and barely misses you because you swerve
and on top of being scared for your life, you're angry, so you start gesticulating around, telling the guy (because of course it's man) to roll down his window so you can yell at him
and he does, but only to flip you off
you decide it's not worth it and speed up to not have to deal with him anymore, telling Jason through your helmets
but Jason has other things in mind
bad, violent, illegal things
picture this huge pile of muscle of a man on an equally huge and scary bike slowly pull up next to you on the highway, murder on his mind
let's be real, the guy is most likely still going to therapy because of this encounter
but Jason sees red, this man put you in danger, and if you hadn't reacted and gotten out of the way- Jason doesn't want to think about that
and on top of that, he'd disrespected you
Jason can't let that slide, so he pulls up next to the car, glowers at the driver through his mirrored visor before tearing his side mirror off and smashing it into the car's window
the driver panics, starts screaming at Jason that he's totally crazy and that he's going to call the cops
Jason grins because both of you have your plates tucked, shaking his head
he finally catches up with you, tapping your ass lovingly as he passes by you
you didn't see what Jason did because you were busy filtering through trafic and trying to calm down
"did you see that guy?" you ask hotly, ranting about how dangerous it all was
"he's taken care of, sweets, don't worry your pretty head about it,"
"oh god, Jason, what did you do?"
he just smiles, feeling good about keeping you safe on and off the road
with him, you get scary dog privileges wherever you go, big doberman bf vibes
just imagine you, happily walking around shopping or whatever and this 6 foot something mountain behind you, glaring at everybody who dares to breathe in your direction
he definitely carries everything, especially your helmet if you guys go and have went somewhere together on your bikes, heā€™s got huge hands and has this special way of carrying both your helmets in one hand (it's so he can hold your hand with the other)
loves having you as a backpack
loves being your backpack too, although heā€™s definitely handsy, but only when youā€™re stopped though !!! he would never put you in any sort of danger !!!
but yeah, if you have boobs, he might grab them at a red light (if you don't, no worries, he'll find something else to grab)
he will come pick you up anywhere, anytime, just say the word and he is there (in record time too)(google maps hates him)
will carry your helmet around his arm for literal miles, even though itā€™s really heavy and uncomfortable, just so you can backpack
helmet kisses, all the time
he definitely goofs around at long red lights and will come up and hump your bike out of nowhere
of course, everybody is looking and youā€™re just šŸ˜‘
if you ride a bike but know nothing about bikes (me) he will be your mechanician, garage guy, therapist and more
bike won't start ? call Jason
bike making weird noises ? show Jason
bike needs any kind of service of fixing ? Jason is already there, doing it for you
this is all I have for now, but feel free to request more stuff :)
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rhiaemrys Ā· 1 year ago
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All of those Batfamily de-aged fics, but like, theyā€™re all in their "Trouble-Maker Era". This is primarily to create as much chaos as physically possible, and potentially cause Batman a stress aneurysm.
Like, Dick Grayson, going from a relatively well adjusted (for a vigilante which isnā€™t saying much) to a tiny crazed 8 year old Robin who is ready to Fight God or die trying. He keeps perching on chandeliers, throwing stuff at people and hitting Damian over the head every time Damian mentions hes Robin.
Jason Todd, who was a well settled Red Hood. Little murder, but mostly having fun with the outlaws and saving the world. Now is an angry recently resurrected 19 year old bent on beating the Bat up. Currently he's gone to the wind. No one knows where he's at, but once something blows up they'll use that as a triangulator.
Cassandra Cain, who already is a stubborn shit at the best of times but has learned to compromise more and more over the years, is back to the homeless child that Bruce found during No Mans Land. She only trusts Bruce and Duke and is utterly willing to wreck anyone else who gets close to them.
Tim Drake, who has found his calling as whatever call sign he chooses, is now launched back to ā€œAll my friends and family are dead or think Iā€™m in desperate need of therapy (which I am but god forbid I admit that), I think Iā€™m a little insane with grief so let me traverse the entire world and work with one of my adoptive fathers greatest enemies to find himā€ Red Robin era. He's been holed up in his room running the calculations that this is a doomsday scenario since he got back from being de-aged.
Stephanie Brown (who, unlike the rest was smart enough to run for the hills when the magic user appeared, yelling out that this one is for the idiot boys, but unfortunately got waylaid by Cass), is now a new Spoiler who is spoiling to fight Batman barehanded because he said that she should go home.
Duke is back to the Robin War gang era and along with Dick, ready to Fight God. Hes got like, fifty makeshift weapons at one time and ends up teaming up with Cass.
Damian, currently Robin and doing very well in the role, is now back to the newly acquired child stage where heā€™s attempting to prove himself to both sides of his heritage. He ends up being terribly endearing to Bruce solely because, even if it's only partial, at least Damian sticks around for the whole lecture when the crew gets in trouble (he's only doing that so he can find loopholes).
It concerns Bruce how many of these literal children are either down to murder or take out their siblings should said sibling Attempt To Murder.
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minimightymina Ā· 11 months ago
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Steph but only because I think sheā€™d go to therapy.
Maaaaaaaybe Tim would go to therapy? maybe. but I think Tim would try to win therapy, which is a good thing to want and possible to achieve!
I think Jason would feel like heā€™s too messed up and that therapy canā€™t help him like his issues are too unique. whether or not heā€™s right about that is a different conversation .
I think that Damien, if he ever did come to the understanding of his family, I think he would say that living with Bruce had made him better enough and he didnā€™t need to go to therapy (heā€™s wrong)
Every single bat needs to go to therapy. They need to go to individual therapy and they need to go to family therapy. ļæ¼
I did the tags before I remembered about Dick!
Dick thinks he is mentally stable. He thinks he doesnā€™t need therapy because heā€™s mentally stable and the rest of his family needs therapy but heā€™s not as messed up as them so he doesnā€™t need therapy. Heā€™s fine! He is wrong
As an adult, which Robin is the most mentally stable
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