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THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL THIGNS IDK AHNJDSKASDHAKJSDHKLA;DHKJADHKAHDAJKD

S10 E17

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konig with a mommy kink mhmm yam yam

Can you even blame the poor, sick soul? All he craves is validation, after being neglected of it hid entire life.

People view him to be some sinister, a disturbed and wicked villain. Him working in the military never helped his case. His unsightly appearance only worsened the insults people threw his way. A face only a mother could love, they'd say. Women hiding their children, scaring away potential loves interests. All he desired and yearned for was to be validated and worshipped, to be accepted for who he is; a deprived and debauched loser.

It's no surprise König has a praise and validation kink. He doesn't necessarily have to be in a submissive state to crave your affection and attention, but to have his face held gently, soft and welcoming hands cupping his face, your soothing voice praising him is a dream come true to König. Kiss his flushed cheeks while praising him for each painfully deep thrust, Bitte.

König will 100% call you mommy during intercourse, especially when all he can breathe in is your addictive, pungent scent that takes him back to his safe space - in your arms. The kind and caring words that flow from between your lips when König has his head between your soft thighs leave him breathless, eager to be accepted by someone as breathtaking as you, to hear more generous and motivating words from you, determined and desperate to please you.

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if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise

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Why do you use they/them here but she/her on your sideblog

wouldnt you like to know weather boy...

on a real note, im just more comfortable being referred to as she/her sexually. And considering thats what my side blog is for, i use she/her over there.

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It's incredibly funny to me just how jealous House is of Wilson spending his time with literally anyone else. House sabotages all his relationships with women, insults his other friend & doesn't want them going hunting together, and gets super pissy when Taub & Wilson lie that they play racquetball or whatever together. Like he wants that man all to himself so BAD it's pathetic

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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"Where have you been?"

I have a few asks and dms asking if ill continue fics and just where I am in general. I will be continuing fics, don't worry. I just needed a break. My mind wasn't in a good place, but I'll be writing more as I feel better. Thank you all for being patient with me <3

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where did you go man

psych ward /srs LMAO

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FINALLY INTERNET ACCESS AFTER BERYL!!!! FUCK HOUSTON HOLY SHIT

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no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

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thinking... house vet au... but i cant justify doing that to animals

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i was bored

one must imagine house/cameron/wilson starting like this

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so like. house ran away with wilson when he had six months to live and cameron married her husband when he had six months to live

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okay okay okay but like, everyone’s searching and asking on the internet “does house every say i love you to wilson?”, which i know he does in Season 4 in the “97 Seconds” episode, but…

Does wilson ever tell house he loves him? Like, does he actually ever say the words “I love you” to him? Because i can’t find anything on the internet anywhere and- and yeah um- oopsie i’m gonna go cry now

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both of them were channeling wanting to fuck House onto each other

everyone agrees that wilson is a secret freak but nobody wants to admit that he wanted to fuck cameron oh get real

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yeah

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König HeadCanons - 🔇

Note: There are like 40 different König's in my head, so I'll more than likely make MANY headcanon lists for the big man.

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Selectively mute. There is a large amount of people he doesn't trust speaking around, you barely fit the bill to hear him speak.

He's majorly touch starved and will be glued to you (Except in front of people, then he isn't even aware of your presence.)

Sexist asshole, thinks you shouldn't be involved this work cause you're so delicate maus

When you do finally leave, he pays for everything, bills, groceries, clothes, ect ect. He doesn't want "woman money" so your savings are for your hobbies or any gifts you get him

you only left KorTac cause he convinced you that it was soooo dangerous Schatz, what would he do if you got hurt?

You don't remember him asking you out, but he surely he must have. Right?

nsfw

Your pleasure is second to his own, but he's kind enough to get you to finish

There is not a position or hole he wouldn't take you in

you once joked that you would peg him, and he ignored you for a month

He loves receiving oral, especially messy, gag-y, lips turning blue oral

Giving oral isnt his favorite things but god, liebe if it makes you shut up

Stop doesn't mean stop. Of course you have a safe word, but whether or not it actually would work is a different question.