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sorry i spent the whole afternoon making memes for that one German kids movie do you still think im hot?
#haha im no longer sane#i think im pretty funny sometimes#also uli has cartman gloves#thats super silly#dfk#das fliegende klassenzimmer#das fliegende klassenzimmer 2003#also if this flops i will kms
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combining 2 old drawings to create a new better drawing. they r so cute
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#its funny bc sometimes im like “yea i have a pretty consistent artstyle. i dont think its changed much”#and like#thats true#but whenever i look at my old art im like WOW what the FUCK IS THAT#every time ppl reblog my old art i contemplate death#i shouldnt have used up my good ideas so early on. i shouldve waited until i was at least a little better#Oh well#god knows ill be saying this about my current art too in a years time#nat rambles#would be so fucking funny if i redrew some of my old m!ntmg art but womanified it#i wont do that bc id feel bad for the men likers out there but its funny to think about
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Something I love about the Zelda series is how Link and Zelda's relationship can change drastically in between games. Like, in Twilight Princess, the two don't really interact much outside of their first meeting. They have a mutual friend in Midna and that's it. There's not much there platonically, much less romantically. At most it's a "this is my girlfriend Midna and this is Midna's girlfriend Zelda" type of situation.
Then you have the next major release, Skyward Sword, where the two are most definitely in love with each other. They're so super into each other and almost everyone knows that. Unless I'm forgetting an entry, it's the closest zelink has come to being canon without them explicitly stating it's canon. And this dynamic comes after the game where they barely know each other. Love that for them.
#legend of zelda#loz#twilight princess#skyward sword#link#zelda#midna#its been awhile but im pretty sure in tp they interact like three times?#theres the initial meeting and midna's despair arc and the final battle#(hate that i cant use commas in the tags)#sometimes you just need to consume all of the zelda content your measly eyeballs can inject into your brain#help girl im dying from shitty throat disease#the disease?#black lung#<- it's not black lung i just think thats funny to say they put me in the mines for too long dammit
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dennis saying "we spend every waking minute together [with charlie and frank], it'll be good for us to keep our distance" as an excuse to not share a table with them during his monthly dinner with mac... as if he and mac aren't the ones who ACTUALLY see each other 24/7 since not only do they work together, but they also literally live together too. incredible.
#good for us to keep our distance suree#it's funny bc he said the same thing when he realised hes codependent w mac after dee called him out for it#and now hes using the good to keep our distance reason to not share the table w charlie and frank#so mac and him can have their monthly date together without them#so basically he used to say it to get out of his codependency w mac and now hes using it to be even more codependent on mac#i mean s8 wise. not rly now now#im aware that dennis also just hated the idea of approaching them first for ego reasons btw#i just think that dennis sometimes seems pretty unaware#like hes painfully aware but also unaware bc hes deep in denial if that makes sense??#like how hes so yuck at the fact of being a partner/lover whatever to mac#and says the i sleep w women but im emotionally involved w mac line as a pretend thing#without realising that hey thats. thats literally it. thats the literal truth to their relationship tbh#i kinda think he does realise it but he buried it deep and sometimes it'll hit him hard randomly and he would do impulsive things thus#whatever idk#macdennis#iasip posting
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online friendships ars so bittersweet
#ok STORYTIME 🥁🥁🥁🥁#so in 2020 i think? i saw this girls profile on wattpad and i was like yoo she seems so cool so i dmrd her and we started talking#she had just turned 17 at fhat time and i was a baby so anyhow we started talking and got super duper close she was the NICEST purest perso#person ever man itni yaad aati hai sometimes lol#ok so we decided to write this wattpad book tgt#we would stay up just creating mood boards and joking abt the plot#and we decided that the names of the main characters would be our nicknames lol#ik its all very cringe but uss time it seemed so funny#AND she was a big music nerd and had rlly good music taste so she was like ill make seperate playlists for the characters and im listening#to them rn she still hasnt removed them from her profile and its so 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#we grew up as she got busy w boards and i also starting nerding super hard#i miss her itna BUT i followed her on insta from my abhi wala insta (she doesnt know its me) and thankfully shes doing so well abh#shes v pretty and seems like shes having fun so IM VERY HAPPY FOR HER#bohot lamba rant hogaya thanks ��
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"they never dated but they ARE exes" is such a funny relationship for two characters to have. very awkward relationship to have irl tho
#eliot posts#it still IS a little funny irl tho#i visoted her last night cuz i was in town and the vibe was so weird#it's like. we had an EXPLOSIVE breakup years ago and we're on amicable terms now but there's just the past kinda hanging there in the air#im no longer upset about the stuff she did to me but i AM still a lil sore abt how she hurt our other friends#but sometimes i still talk to her out of... idk. nostalgia or something?#idk if it's the same thing driving her to keep talking to me or what#i don't think she holds any ill feelings towards me cuz she admitted she was totally in the wrong for pretty much everything#and the worst i did was be TOO loyal and enable her but at the same time she thinks she'd be worse off if i didn't do all that back then idk#sometimes i wonder if she wants our old relationship but but i've made it clear we'll never be able to go back there#sidenote: her actual ex boyfriend (who i am still besties with and love so much) is the one that started the joke that me and her are exes#he was like ''i think she's not just MY ex girlfriend she's OUR ex girlfriend'' when i was telling my roommate about her#(and then i told her about that and she laughed and agreed that yeah. we basically ARE exes)#her actual ex/my bestie won't talk to her at all anymore and he's totally within his rights to do that#i actually asked him a few years ago if he was okay with me talking to her before i messaged her cuz i didn't wanna risk hurting him#anyway yeah. it's weird#seeing her left me with a lot of feelings that aren't exactly bad just Weird. idk.
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ok laplaces angel with seabury let me cook let me cook okay the king is the little “it’s the norm for animals” voice since he’s the main root of most if not all of seabury’s political beliefs or something idk and maybe the main thing is him having this whole realization that perhaps his beliefs don’t exactly perfectly align with his morals and that he was never in the right to begin with??? (with the loyalism thing and him being a pacifist) because yk the whole “oooooh could you take a look at me am i bad am i bad am i bad am i really that bad” right guys right haha right????/)/) please ive been having these thoughts conjuring up in my head for several months but idk how to put it into words and still be coherent 😭😭😭 this is so cringe ok bye don’t even read this (or do……😳😳😳😳)
listen to it pleaaaaase 🥺
#im seabury’s number one fan which means everything i say about him is TRUTH and you HAVE TO listen to me!!!!! /j#i loooove laplaces angel so much you guys definitely my fav on the normal album 🤤#i am cringe but i am NOT free#sometimes i forget the guy i rant about was actually just a bad white guy irl instead of a cool and pretty white guy#please just LET ME COOK HEED MY CALL#THE ONLY ONES IN NEED OF LOVE ARE THOSE WHO DONT RECEIVE ENOUGH SO EVIL ONES SHOULD GET A LITTLE MORE…..#i could be misinterpreting the entire song right now wouldn’t that be really funny#<- not that i was ever really going by the actual meaning of the song in the first place#the only reason i have the morals bit is literally because of a part of an interview (podcast) where thayne made a silly joke#about seabury changing his ways and siding with the revolution (which wouldn’t happen and didn’t but i think it’s a cool idea and concept)#girl he made ONE JOKE 😭😭😭#please this is so long bye#samuel seabury#hamilton#hamilton musical
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#okay random story time i don't know why im narrating this or how i even stumbled upon this memory rn#but i generally do sad vents in the tags and for a change this is a funny one#so back in highschool (i say highschool but i mean junior college) i used to visit this park near my house a lot#i was an sg kid back then and the thing about parks there is that they're kinda beach-parks and they have the best cycling/running tracks#they're also really massive parks so i used to go often. sometimes bicycling. other times walking. yeah. the park was like my sanctuary#anyway. there are quite a few bike rental areas in the park and there was a cute lil shop next to this one particular rental place#and they sold like biscuits and water and icecreams and stuff and i went there a lot#and on one particular day i went there and there was this guy around my age part timing at that shop#now again this might be culture specific bc i dont see it in india but part timing in uni/pre-uni is pretty common is sg#a lot of shops and restaurants employ teenagers to twenty something ppl for part time jobs... anyway im just adding context#point is that i had walked to the park with my mum that day and she told me to go buy a couple icecreams so i went to the shop#and i saw this guy around my age and like. not to be a simp but this dude was so pretty?#like he saw someone had come to the counter so he looked up and shot a smile and i thought i got slapped by sunlight#i could spend the next several lines going on about his pretty tan skin and his glowing raven eyes but this is pathetic enough so ill stop#anyway he saw me and smiled really wide (customer service smile- i thought to myself) and i smiled back and asked for icecreams or whatever#and then this guy started getting chatty right. so he was all 'you come here (to the park) often right? ive seen you with your bike a lot'#see now. the problem with me is that i always think im bothering people. this poor dude was attempting to make conversation#and i was replying with one word answers#and i wasn't even realizing that he didnt want that. bc he kept asking more questions and i. kept. shutting them down.#then when he gave me the icecream he was all 'are you here alone? icecream alone is no fun... i could keep you company if you want..?'#which. he was being really cute about right. but because im so fucking dense i was all 'oh no i came with my mom actually'#and he went 'aw man' in this really cute but faux sad way which i didnt understand at the time and i left and then#after three full fucking days. i realized this man was tryna hit on me?#and then i went to the park like a week later and he was gone. poof. i even thought of asking the uncle in charge of that place#then i got too embarrassed and chickened out#yeah so turns out my neurodivergence neutralizes any sort of rizz that comes my way#i could've been chilling with a cute boyf rn but no😩 this is my destiny#megumi in the tags
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ladies who love a bit
#vvv funny gals#smosh#amanda lehan canto#arasha lalani#smosh reddit stories#video#amarasha#amanrasha#?#im pretty meh on reddit stories in general because i think it can straddle a line between like. discussion for the sake of discussion vs#moral stances and personal philosophy. and also like. bits. and i think sometimes us as an audience mixing up what the cast is intending#or even the cast being in different wavelengths about it . can generate so much discourse that goes from interesting to just tiring lol#but i DO love bits... and reddit stories has such GOOD bits sometimes...
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spent the first hour and change at work deleting some old files and am having a grand ol time laughing at myself for not realizing i was a lesbian sooner
#vulnerable tag rambles ahead please be kind abt them i didnt intent to ramble this much but i dont wanna delete it eitehr#me to every single man i have ever dated after 6mo-1y: yeah hey this really isnt working out i dont really know why but i really hate mysel#and i dont want to blame you because i dont think you did anything inherently wrong here; i think this is something about me but i need#space to figure out why im feeling this way [every single one reacted by telling me No i wasnt allowed to leave btw]#i hold very complex feelings about these relationships esp bc of them ending in very violent/chaotic ways most of the time#but its interesting to look back at it all and realize ive left every man for the same reason (which is that ive hated myself Every Single#Time ive dated a man) and its funny bc i recognized the self hate pretty early on w/ cishet men but when it came to queer men it was#much more confusing (esp w/ nto knowing Any lesbians at that point in my life). im so happy im a lesbian tbh#i have a lot of issues w/ the racism fatphobia and transmisogyny present in lesbian groups#and also coming out as a lesbian really truly saved my life. before i met my wife i was quite literally in a 3yr abusive relationship that#definitely would have died in if i hadnt realzied i was a lesbian and ran from him#its also weird seeing liek the hard evidence of the things that happened to me btween 2016-2020 tbh#cause that was such a bad time of my life. i truly dont know how i survived it but im so glad i did#like the three major relationships in my life b4 meeting my wife was: guy who was in college when i was in HS who stalked me when i left;#guy who was a year younger than me who cheated on me the entire time while telling me he was being victimized (he wasnt; this was very mess#guy who saw the very messy toxic ldr i was in and helped me dump my ex then decided that meant we were in a relationship [insert 3 yrs here#and admittedly all 3 years with him werent the same level of abusive but it was definitely unhealthy from the start considering I Didnt Kno#we were together until he wanted to celebrate vday and got mad i didnt know our anniversary - and like this isnt including the other stuff#that happened between those Relatonships[tm] (cause ive never been monogamous; these were just the Major Relationships)#like i genuinely think if i hadnt come out i'd be dead rn given just how dangerous my relationships were/continued getting#i am also so tired now that ive seen all this cause like. fuck i can barely believe it and i not only lived it but have PTSD about it#i should write about my life sometime. i feel like it'd be cathartic to try and make a tangible timeline and stories from the years ang stu#anyway yeah. be nice about the tag rambles. dont message me with pity or curiosity or anything about this. i dont usually talk abt this stu#publicly bc i hate the ways ppl start tryign to baby me when they realize my life has been extremely fucked up until only a few years ago#n im still working on accepting kindness from others bc of [insert life traumas here] but its a long process so pls respect my need for jus#being heard rn w/o too much pressure< 3 (but ig if u do read this can u like it cause i feel a little crazy seeing all the evidence of the#stuff i experienced now also cause fuck ik logically it was but also i cant believe it was all real still yk)
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#monster high#dolls#dollblr#monster high dolls#this isn't a mh exclusive question but idk what else to tag#barbie#id in alt#poll#it seems like frankie's screening has changed quite a bit#they had wayyy more eyelashes in the beginning#idk which i prefer tbh#and the lips on their neon frights doll is more...pouty if that makes sense?#its kinda funny cuz gen 1 frankie's screening changed pretty significantly too#as for my opinion...im a bit torn#generally i prefer them to look straight ahead but sometimes they can have that thousand yard stare look#i think side eyes are most affective when used to add a sort of sassiness to the dolls expression
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the magic of dazai and atsushis relationship is actually that they’re both kinda socially inept assholes
#dazai is def worse than atsushi but i feel like his mere presence just has atsushi doing the wildest things#never not thinking about that one time where dazai asks atsushi to make an impression of the stupidest person imaginable#and atsushi immediately drops his best dazai impression 😭#they’re terrible (i say with love)#and when akutagawa is involved??? atsushi loses all sense of decorum#like when he he had dazai on the phone and made akutagawa run to talk to dazai?? what was that???#*this is why dazai left you*. like okay 😭#im rambling. point being atsushi sometimes kinda sucks and i think that’s actually pretty funny of him
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I don't have any desire whatsoever to be in a relationship right now, so how come finding out the guy who I was half in love with for half of college just got married messed me up so much?????
#lilac rambles#is it probably because i never seem to attract the guys im actually super interested in? and that they always seem to go for the girls who#seem very sweet and awesome and who i would love to befriend but who are definitely nothing like me as far as looks go?#so there's even more confirmation that they never would have been attracted to me at all?#quite possibly#yeah.#it's probably that#idk. sometimes i get tired of being the funny friendly one#maybe i dont want you to have me just think of me as a friend#maybe i want you to think im pretty#is that such a crime?#lilac's silver springs chronicals
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my biggest dissonance is how robert de niro in once upon a time in america actually looks like young carlo (but more handsome than carlo) but noodles character is nothing like him like max is a certifed carlo core. he would do everything max did
#noodles is eddie core. such a dissonance#anyway. another reason i crave moretti dlc is that all these young guys ardnt supposed to be handsome#no more handsome young mafiosos. and they would also be morally ugly. i crave it sm#good sees im so attached to higher ranks characters in m2 is bc theyre way#more relatable. god please. i live in a godawful country everyone here turn cursed at early age#and bout character design. id give some of them monobows at least not full ok#n tanned skin. some characters look like my armenian relatives im sorry. and ik that#it & arm ppl sometimes look very alike and i mean#luca frank carlo eddie rocco - just on top of my head#my roman empire is when i did character design for don henry fic carlo supposed to have#a full mononrow#but i was a chicken shit (i still am). if i wasnt he would have it & eddie had more tanned skin#but ok hes from canada he'll be pale makes sense. but still i need more of them#to look more like southerns like. pretty please? ok lemme remake at least#carlo n roccos designs please. if i was a strong person id redraw morettis design too#but idk. i think yeah its logical for him too look more like torrio#anyway. i believe half of m2 & mde characters should be thicker im sorry theyre italian#and they also rich. theyre rich italians. why r they so thin.#have u seen al capone. ok sorry. ik that i also draw them pretty thin but its bc im a chicken shit#anyway my conclusion i need moretti dlc so bad god. so funny that itll never happen#bout chicken shit ik that lauretta shouldnt be super thin either esp after marriage#& ok if we ever we'll see henrys mother & shell be thin id start to howl sorry#she mothered for 7 times she cant be thin#if we ever will* dont mind me im stupid#atp my fav m2 designs r frank carlo n joe. n also luca#<- if to speak only bout italian characters. but m2 in general have good ch. design#i remember that one beef bout fat bald italians. didnt say anything back then bc i was too lazy#but im on the side of fat balding italians. did u forget that italians have like. strong food culture#+ alcohol w food. mostly they arent supposed to be thin like just logically sorry get real#upd. derek is a peak character design to me. hes very vivid + completely bonds w his character. hes a cool ch. in general
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oh word?
#thats not true. there is just no way in absolute hell id have a higher sadism score than masochism score. theyre making it up.#im not sadistic im just mean sometimes.#0% narcissistic is funny too. i mean sure i hate myself but im also like major self-obsessed and think im gods specialest ever#and im pretty sure im way more compulsive than this and i dont think im that avoidant.#thye got me on the depressive shit tho thats fair. that is fair
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remember a year ago when i accidentally found and held a guy's skull and i was so shaken by it that i talked to my therapist about it and she told me trying to find out who he was and think of him as a person wasn't healthy or good
and then a couple months later recommended me a bunch of "gender resources" from the heritage foundation so i stopped going to therapy
anyway hes still Albert to me, a guy who liked science and the sea and writing letters to his sister and im admittedly still kind of fucked up about him
#messages from the ouija board#that job was so neat and im so mad that the crew i was working with sucked and created an unsafe environment and also the commute was hell#i should stop by that cemetery sometime again to see how our repairs to albert's grave held up#the incident was really humbling and kinda disturbing but also tbh pretty funny bc it was me & the other intern alone#on our first day without our supervisor around and that was the ONE DAY we had to find a skeleton#and the guys in charge of interring bodies were like. i know why u came to us w this. but we do not deal w them coming back up either.#idk why im bringing this up its not like the Anniversary of the incident or anything i just am thinking about him today
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