#i think about that every day

[operationslipperypuppet]

The thing that gets my goddamn goat about hardshine and makes it super insane is that at the end of the day Moonshine Cybin’s number one fan is Jake Hurwitz and Hardwon Surefoot’s number one fan is Emily Axford.

[hallagold]

is somebody gonna match my freak? but it’s teia sucking the venom out of viago’s arm with her mouth in ELT like that’s not the nastiest but most intimately romantic gesture to do for someone you aren’t even dating (yet)—

[ilyrowanchow]

the day great comet comes back to broadway is the day I can rest

[twinksintrees]

“you hate romance so much for an allo” -my sister @ me

[idontmindifuforgetme]

god knew id be too powerful if I was socialized properly

[trashcatgallade]

tbh i never really considered seals. until i finally saw one irl and was like omg. the creature

this is my artistic representation of what they looked like on the beach from where i was standing in the distance

it was the most magical day of my life

[logicallyblind]

something there’s a distinct lack of in batman fanfics, especially ‘brucie wayne’ centred ones is the networking he’d have to be doing on the daily to maintain that sorta reputation

like, we all know the man knows how to throw a gala but where are the brunches? the happy hour gossip session with his cover’s clique of the week? the golf club dinners he has to attend every third week of the month? what about visits to hospitals or schools or the soup kitchens for his philanthropy? come on now

you’re telling me he’s the most sought after celebrity in gotham city and beyond, an infamous playboy and supposed extroverted people person who can use long holidays that can last weeks at a time away in tropical islands supposedly partying it up as a plausible excuse to hide his injuries sometimes but when he’s in gotham he’s either at wayne enterprise meetings or tucked away at home alone? nah

i want to see bruce having to really utilise those meditation breathing skills he learned in the league while he’s having to sit upright in a chair with 4 broken ribs, a sprained wrist and a minor concussion in a painfully bright restaurant at 3pm on a wednesday having to listen to bethany-anne titter on about the latest gossip about her neighbours affair with the maid that’s basically an open secret by now like pls there’s so many different routes you can go with this depending on the genre,,, make bruce have to REALLY commit to that cover of his lmao

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[freshpickle]

besties can I be real honest with you? I'm so fucking tired of not having enough money to live

[evergreen-femme]

[chrispypapas]

he cant stop

text insp

[operationslipperypuppet]

calder continuing to only ride sidesaddle. he is my delicate wife after all

[joejhang]

it's been said before but the FUNNIEST thing about the "intricate and endless daddy issues" line is the fact that's it's not even true. like neil straight up made it up for the plot™ like no wonder kevin was freaking the fuck out because "kevin and i talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time" and they don't??? kevin was probably TWEAKING OUT and neil just kept going.

[nururu]

Did anyone else's autism hone in on the loch ness monster creature from ape escape? Or the landscape in the original Spyro enter the dragonfly?

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

Starting to think they call it love or smth

[tempo-takoyaki]

"Are you satisfied yet?"