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when i first adopted my roman senator from the shelter he was so traumatized from being attacked by an angry mob in the forum that he would just curl up in a ball with his toga and whimper all day. but with careful support now he will eat olives from my hand without growling or biting or filibustering. it's amazing to see what love can do for senators<3

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one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

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i just found the subs r/momforaminute and r/dadforaminute and brb crying

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Another wonderful day on placement of being treated like I don’t exist :)

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House would walk into Wilson's office, wordlessly stop and stare at the carpet until Wilson sighs and asks "Can I help you?"

House would look up and say "I love you, Wilson"

Wilson would just reply "not giving you the patient's file."

House would stumble closer and say "forget about the patient for a second-"

Wison: Okay this is definitely a ruse because you would NEVER say that

House: Wilson I LOVE you

Wilson: wh...what are you doing. Why are you..

Then they'd kiss. Wilson would be shocked until he closes his eyes. 3 seconds would pass before his face scrunches up and he pulls back and says "what- what did you put in my mouth!?"

Then his eyes would roll back and he'd collapse to the floor. House would step over his body, take the patients file, decide to take Wilson's coffee while he's at it, and leave

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The moral of the story is never trust white vegans with Indian spices

when the meal prep that u spent 1.5 hours preparing is bad… idk whether to try and power through it or throw out 2 servings of lunch

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ideal devil's minion dynamic imho

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when the meal prep that u spent 1.5 hours preparing is bad… idk whether to try and power through it or throw out 2 servings of lunch

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Interview With The Vampire 1.04 The Ruthless Pursuit Of Blood With All A Child's Demanding

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

2.05 “Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape”

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political compass of armand

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So? Who broke the ice? What were the first words of the ancient vampire to the future love of his life?

for @cypresssunns

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greg house stays in the closet so he can say faggot and have people get offended by it

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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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humanity is so beautiful