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shakespearean-simp · 17 days ago

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mattheo, high as a kite, after he unsuccessfully flirts with reader

[they've been dating for a few years now]

m: hey gorgeous, wanna come home with me tonight? promise i'll treat you well...you coming over isn't gonna be the only thing coming tonight...

r: *confused/judgmental/something stare*

[awkward silence]

r: matty...we've been dating for over a year...

m: ...

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crowkip · 2 months ago

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yeehaw, baby!

#if u know me u knew this was inevitable #kon el #conner kent #tim drake #timkon #im gonna ramble after the boring tags ok #dc comics #fanart #western au #superboy #OK !!!! ITS TIME #so kon. obvs is a cowboy here #definitely a bit of a magnet for trouble but not an outlaw #still not the sort of person the son of the drake family's supposed to be talking to but yk kon's gonna try anyway #on tims end it pretty much follows the same events as the comics bc if it aint broke dont fix it #<- in terms of the whole sneaking out at night to do his own secret detective work thing at least #i have a whole silly story for the rest of it but im not gonna get into it all here lmao #but yeah i love cowboys and actual cowboy history vv much so this probably wont be the last u see of this au ദ്ദി ˉ꒳ˉ )✧#for now this post's rlly just for goofing around with design ideas #my art

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bixels · 8 months ago

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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

#personal #dumb #my art #immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it #cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir #scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator #scrolled through the comments #second panel face #this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening #to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's #the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.

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lucabyte · 7 months ago

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i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

#[isabeau voice] am i insane or does sometimes loop talk like they might have killed their whole family. is that just me? just checking.#nille design highly inspired by @kiwibrain's since its the one that imprinted in my mind. liberties taken since i didnt look @ reference #anyway i have a lot more thoughts on this? i guess ill hide them in the tags...? scroll down i suppose.#isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat bonnie #isat nille #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #doodlebyte #----------------------------------------------------------------------#anyway the extra thoughts. are literally just my general thoughts on postcanon. (and thus are the context for all of my postcanon doodles!)#which is i think nille joins the party before loop reappears for a start (either from a period of nonexistence or just wandering around)#and that like. i think the party should be able to integrate loop as a completely new person. because they are! the secrecy isn't great but #They and Siffrin shuffle into different ecological niches in the party (eg. i think sif is more squeamish after it all but loop isnt)#and while it's not *exactly* what Loop wanted they get that beggars can't be choosers. and its pretty good #(i am glossing over how i think loop's reappearence drags both them and siffrin into a massive behavioural backslide and is likely a bit #distressing to watch go down. cycle of argument -> lovebombing -> normalcy -> repeat. etc etc. but since they are no longer literally #stewing in the worst pressure cooker of all time they do resolve it via productive conversation on their own time. its fine)#the party well-meaningly tries to deduce things from loop's vagueries and are able to pin down the DEAD FAMILY vibe pretty quickly.#but eventually the question of their prior identity falls by the wayside because well! they're just their friend loop! (also change belief)#as for how The Truth Come Out... this is what i mean by The Isabeau Torment Nexus(tm). which is that i think... isiloop should almost occur #BEFORE isabeau knows who loop is. he's just genuinely charmed by them eventually and tries to close the open end of the polycule #which FREAKS LOOP THE FUCK OUT because thats just too genuinely sick and wrong. and obviously w emotions high its not a great confrontation #ANYWAY told u i had more thoughts. if i were normal itd be a text post but.

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slfcare · 13 days ago

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the most difficult thing about growing as a person socially, as in getting out of your shell and noticing that you are, is that there will still be times when it doesn’t feel like you’ve grown at all! times when you can’t really connect with anyone around you, times when you fail to enter into an existing conversation, times when you say the wrong thing (or nothing at all when in hindsight you probably should’ve). but that’s also kind of the best thing, because that’s the thing that helps you realize that sometimes, it’s not you or your lack of skills or any shortcoming. sometimes certain environments just aren’t for you and certain people aren’t your people, and that’s okay. that’s human. it’s okay to not feel the progress you have made all the time.

#and that goes for every type of growth #backstory of this post:#after I came back after a few months of doing my international internship I felt so much more confident #it was easier making friends and walking up to people #i took more chances #and generally just heard it a lot from those around me who kept telling me how much i’d changed #this was further supported by my first office job that went pretty well #but then came my grad internship. and while i love the work and have met some great people I noticed it was difficult again #there was one office lunch where no one spoke to me at all! it was my first week and I didn’t know what to say #if i should even say anything #we were all sitting at the same table #not one person even glanced my way #it made me doubt myself; i was doing so well before #was that even real? why can’t I just speak up? this is not the way to connect with people #especially in my first week!#but you know what #i was still doing well. i just had to factor in the fact that these were all middle aged people talking about reality shows i didn’t watch #and bikes i knew nothing about #as well as people who knew i was the new intern yet didn’t speak to me at all even though I’d introduced myself to them all individually #and even so #people I couldn’t really talk to about MY interests outside of work either #my point being:#it’s okay to not feel a connection with everyone you meet #it’s okay to fall back into old habits even though you’ve developed new ones #it will never unravel the process you’ve made and the connections you’ve built #you’re doing fine #after this internship I will surround myself with people who reaffirm that belief #growth in the self #self love #positivity

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inkskinned · 1 year ago

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one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

#writeblr #i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again #other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding #and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger #godhelpme.#i was always kind of taken aback #because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace #and it was kind of their workplace #too. besides #i love swearing #and since i couldn't swear #neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent #they needed to choose a really specific time #because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened.#i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them #that censorship is stupid #but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together #also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry #the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy #would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER

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mirrorhouse · 3 months ago

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I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac #danlou #iwtvedit #tvedit #dailyflicks #*#dont know if i can articulate my thoughts well #but something about how daniel at first is so closed off from louis when he sits down near him #doesnt really want to talk at first but starts opening up pretty quickly #then louis is buying him a drink and it's easier to talk. mostly what he wants to talk about is his journalism work #because its so important to him. but when louis starts getting too personal (i know what you're here for danny) he starts backing off again #maybe some combo of shame for how quickly he felt attracted to louis and the flirting and the diminutive louis uses #the bartender uses it when asking if hes got money tonight. hes used to exchanging sex for things he needs but cant afford #above all it's like a sharp reminder of what louis wants & what daniel wants too even before the offer of drugs #and he's trying to hold onto the denial and excuses. it was a good place to score he did what he had to #sex with men has to be in exchange for something he can't just want it on its own #the lie he tells himself about himself #also these tags are getting long but i think you can see the moment louis decides he might not just fuck and kill this guy right away lmao

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mauv-the-bluest-cat-ever · 2 months ago

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"tek" in "tangotek" does a lot of heavy lifting to make it sound more kiki but "leman" in "skizzleman" makes it sound more bouba

#and now actually add their personalities (or however you/i perceive their personalities) and the categorization becomes even more difficult #wha wah i cant categorize them in neat little boxes (there is just now more boxes. boubaful kiki and kikiful bouba)#zed and impulse like as words are pretty definitive to me. zedaph is bouba and impulse is kikiful bouba #but then i once again think about how i characterize and draw hem and they reverse. zed is kikiful bouba now and impulse is bouba #so basically if i put them in little boxes with characterization and how i draw them in mind #tangotek kiki; skizz boubaful kiki; zed kikiful bouba; and impulse is just bouba #im only really qualified to talk about zed so everyone else is pretty much imho #mauv's meowing

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the-judicial-assistants-notebook · 29 days ago

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🎉 they kept the 'best friend' lines!!!!!! 🎉

#peace and love on planet earth <333 i love that edgeworth smiles in the second one too. friends...#larry butz #miles edgeworth #i saw a post being like 'who thought it'd be a good idea to bring larry back for this game 🙄' ME. I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. THEY #BROUGHT HIM BACK FOR ME.#i have so many screenshots of them that im sparing you guys from but just know. they're coming #freya talks aai2 #the larry-phoenix childhood friends to... strangers pretty much and larry-edgeworth childhood acquaintances to best friends progression is #something that can be so personal... it fucks me up man...

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monotone-artist · 3 months ago

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hello please click images for better quality oh my god tumblr whyy

[id in alt]

maria shows shadow how to play dress-up (she's always wanted to do it with someone else)

thank u @fly-sky-high-09 for the request, i had a lot of fun with this hehe

#monotoneart #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #ark siblings #this is supposed to take place not long after shadow was released from. whatever growth pod thingy he was in #hence the lack of inhibitor rings #there's actually a /lot/ more i wanted to add to this but i decided that i should. probably calm down a little.#this was already getting to be pretty long aha #there's other stuff i gotta draw but. hand twitches closer to the comic canvas. NO.#anyway i think about their dynamic a lot and i love them very much and im going to die #maria taught shadow how to be a person. shadow taught maria how to be a kid.#do you understand me. shaking you by the shoulders. do you see my vision.#i should make a post just talking about that or my head is going to explode

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wasyago · 1 year ago

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one day he will trip on his own dress and die

#okay drawing skele horses is actually pretty fun. like. they're just lines #also. im pretty sure i saw a similar art with like. a person and a bunch of horses behind them. a long time ago. but i cant remember what-#it looked like or who's the author or where i saw it. goddamn #but if you know what im talking about. yeah this was heavily inspired by that art #new life smp #smallishbeans #my art #sketch

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miutonium · 6 months ago

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🏃‍♀️Hi hi I'm reopening my commission again since I am in the middle of my final year project and I needed funds to support my art project _(:'3」∠)_

*also if you see my previous commission post minutes ago, please disregard that I put the wrong info there ;w; Also appreciate if you guys delete my previous post too if you reblogged it 🥲

Please take note that since I am in the middle of my final year and I also have 3 pending commissions to go right now, I only be able to fully commit to this slot around the end of July!

SLOTS TAKEN: 2/5

*Taken slots will be updated from time to time!

‼️PLEASE READ MY TOS AND RULES BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO COMMISSION ME!!‼️

🔷️My TOS, art samples and additional rules/info can be read on my carrd here.

🔷️No rush orders will be accepted as I am currently in the middle of my final. If you need an estimate for commission turnarounds please refer to my Trello! I date stamp all of my progress from start to finish! Please commission me only if you don't mind waiting for me!!

I'm also posting my art samples (personal art) undercut!

And as always, reblogs are highly appreciated 🥰💕💕

🔷️Please DM me if you're interested or have any inquiries regarding my commission!

🔷️There’s no pressure at all if you don’t want to reblog/share but I greatly appreciate it very much if you do

🥺👉👈Reblogs are definitely very much appreciated 🥰💕💕

#//making a summoning circle in the middle of my room to summon tumblr server and personally hit it with a bat for fucking up my post #i guess this is pretty much an emergency commission too since I am so serious about looking for funds for my art project #why do i have to sacrifice my sanity and money just for a piece of paper that says i have a diploma???#anyway im going to reblog this post a lot until all my slots are taken ;w; so sorry about that guys #also very sorry if you see an increase jn my price my render takes a lot of time and im actually dealing with wrist pain lately #and my arms are making sounds that i didnt know its possible for me to crack before thats crayzyyy i dont even know i have a joint there #okay tag spam oof #commission #commission open #commission art #commission info #selfship commission #selfship art #selfship headcanon #selfship talk #selfship #selfshipping #selfship community #selfshipping community #self insert oc #self insert art #self insert community #artist on tumblr #art commission #art #art community

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be-queer-do-arson · 1 year ago

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"Baltimore reunion scene" this "shower scene" that you know what the actual best, most underrated andreil scene is? The scene on the bus in the kings men where Neil and Andrew sit together and spend three hours just talking. Neil, the pathological liar, spent three hours giving Andrew truthful information for free. Andrew, who's so withdrawn he quit taking for days and no one noticed, gave out details of his life, for free, for three hours. No games or trades involved.

#please imagine the other foxes overhearing snippets of this #and hearing how genuinely calm and happy they both sound when they're just talking together #it's the most they've ever heard him talk disregarding his unhinged dialog on The Drugs which shouldn't be counted imo #and they slowly start to realize that andrew really is just a person #aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #all for the game #the kings men #pretty sure this happened but i can't find the scene right now so if i hallucinated this....sorry

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dark-elf-writes · 1 month ago

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There had to be at least one camper pre lightning thief that just fucking hated Luke but could never explain why so when it was revealed that he was a traitor there was a solid three seconds of “I fucking knew it” before the fear of Percy’s imminent death overcame their satisfaction.

#the elf talks #pjo #personally imagining an Apollo camper becuase the image of them seeing Kronos across the bridge and just #‘I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE A DIRTY BITCH’#fully imagining everyone thinks they’re crazy too like #camper: I don’t trust his pretty boy bullshit #someone: you are literally a child of Apollo. you know. the god of pretty boy bullshit #camper: WHY DO YOU THINK I DONT TRUST HIM

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rainofthetwilight · 2 months ago

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NO FUCKING WAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#also I just wanna point out how pretty the lighting in this scene looks...and the visuals aushghrh38959gnj2j IT LOOKS SO GOOD #dragons rising animation I love you I love you dragons rising animation #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #ninjago kai #ninjago jay #levi's ted talks #shout out to the person on twitter who pointed this out btw

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daily-basil · 2 months ago

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Fat Basil yippeeeee

#we were talking about it in the daily bagel server so i went to doodle him to see what he'd look like #it came out pretty cute ! sorry for the (quote) ''estrogen-y fat distrtibution'' im a homosexual and mostly ref'ed my partner's physique #which makes me headcanon this basil as trans perhaps....#mod snuuy #omori #daily basil #art #drawing #omori basil #digital #basil #basil omori #there was a request for a fat basil but i dont think we're gonna do the specific request sorry #so if you're the person who made that ask ! i hope thats enough !

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