#i swear y'all

[hilariousness142]

I don't know about y'all, but I'm sick and tired of seeing "the world is over bc Orange Man is going to throw me and my lgbtlmnop friends into concentration camps, nooooo, everything is so awful and i'm going to die bc Nazi or sumthin" posts.

Listen to me.

Please - go touch grass. Get off social media. Take some time to breathe (I do, believe it or not, understand how disheartening it can be when your preferred candidate doesn't win).

The world is not going to end because Trump is back in office. The world is going to keep on spinning. You will be fine. Do you know how I know that?

Because (again, believe it or not) you have more control over your life than Trump does.

Grow in virtue. Abhor vice. Love God and your neighbor. Go get involved in a soup kitchen - something that involves giving yourself and not stewing in selfishness.

I need you to connect with reality and get off the news. Get off socials. Trump is not a dictator. Never was, never will be.

You need to stop injecting CNN into your veins and take an actual look around. Life is so much better when you're not being lied to about what's going to happen now that Trump's back in office.

[mirqmarq428]

that feeling when a post just perfectly encapsulates how you feel but the imagery or subject matter is just a little too horny to reblog and you don't think it'll ever hit the same way again so you just kinda keep scrolling

[sneakertin]

the doctor, to the meep:

[queen-scribbles]

*INARTICULATE YELLING*

friendly reminder he hasn't seen her naked before now :))))))

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

[bluegiragi]

new moon (part 3)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[bluebells-and-dragonflies]

God, the intimacy of Astarion feeding from you.

Astarion drinking from your neck as he pulls your body closer to his in bed, his chest up against your back, his arms wrapped around your waist. It's a casual thing, now, his whispered can I? and your answering nod, as much a part of your bedtime routine as your bath or his curl care. You sigh as his fangs pierce your skin and his fingers flex against your stomach. His breath hitches when the taste of you hits his tongue, and that's familiar too, the physicality of it, the noises he makes low in his throat as he drinks, the way he grows warmer against you as your blood begins to flow through his veins. Nothing else makes you feel so heady, so intoxicated- so comforted.

Astarion drinking from your wrist when he’s starving for it and can’t wait to get you more comfortable. Pulling him into an alleyway one night on the way home from the Elfsong because you can see how badly he's craving in the way he can't keep his eyes off of the pulse point in your neck. He seizes your arm with both hands (can I? Yes-), bringing the soft skin on the inside of your wrist to his lips. He has just enough presence of mind to kiss the heel of your hand distractedly before he bites, fangs sliding through your skin and into the vein. The sound he makes can only be described as a growl, something feral and possessive (and you'll never tell him that it turns you on, since he would be insufferable about it- a promise to yourself that lasts exactly as long as the space between the moment and the next time you're tipsy and want him).

(NSFW Below!)

Astarion drinking from your inner thigh, one hand holding your leg steady and the other cupping your cunt. You groan, eyes shut in pleasure, as his thumb comes to rub your clit. The pain of the bite is barely pain this way- it collides with the pleasure in your belly and sends you almost out of your mind, overwhelmed with sensation and heat. He takes you all the way there, takes just enough from you to have you relaxed and pliant and soaring somewhere above your own body, plays you like an instrument with all the knowledge of you he's gathered over the months, the years. He knows when you're close, knows to crook his fingers inside you just so, knows the reaction he's going to get when he pulls away from your thigh for just a moment and looks up at you with dark eyes and tells you to come for him, he wants to see it, you fall apart so beautifully and it's all for him, isn't it, tell him how good he makes you feel and when you climax with his voice in your ear and the scent of blood on the air he has the audacity to laugh at how well he understands you, your body.

He's soft, after, softer than he'll ever be with anyone who isn't you. He licks you clean before he takes you to the bath, carrying you with the strength your lifeblood gives him. It's the least he can do for you, with everything you've given him: not just your body, but your trust, your closeness, and he will never stop being grateful.

[rpftourney]

Best RPF Ship - Round 1 Match 40

[critter-of-habit]

What really happened in that deleted scene ...

[idkmybffjaden]

Who knew Jesse (aka Trump) is one of the missing chapters from Before Crisis?

Trump relies predominately on Magic, which he uses with wild abandon, because he relies on his "connection" with his weapon of choice (his deck of cards) to best enemies in battle.

Remember the random encounter Joker, who uses random playing cards to determine not only his moves but how effective he is over the course of the battle? That's Trump. That's Jesse.

...and that's why he's the Turk you've never heard of. :'D

Let's just say, Rod had a pretty easy act to follow.

You can fool yourself i promise it will help

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Sex w/ Clingy!Kazutora

♡ NSFW but also fluffy, fem reader, possessive!Tora, lowkey chubby reader but anyone can read as always, praise, pet names (angel, pretty baby, mama), oral->fem receiving, basically porn with feelings lmao ♡

note: Okay so I had to follow up on this little idea with a little something something and you know I just had to do it with Tora 🤭 but ofc lemme know if I should write about a different character with this idea

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This happened every time you and Kazutora have sex, his face ends up buried in your neck, his lips trailing kisses over your soft skin. Your bedroom was filled with the sounds of his cock pummeling into your soaked cunt, the soft smack of his hips hitting yours, and his breathy whines.

"Fuck, I love you so much angel! Pussy so perfect~"

You were so fucked out that you could barely respond, his dick hitting all the spots that made you go dumb.

"Mama, I need to hear you say it back. Do you love me pretty baby?" He pants softly, practically crying against your shoulder as his grip on your plump thighs tighten.

"You know I do!" You gasped out, teetering on the edge of pleasure, simultaneously under and overstimulated.

"Of course I know, but I need to hear you say it." He pleads, his hips smacking harder and faster into yours. "Tell me you love me, tell me you're all mine, that I'm the only one for you.."

"I'm all yours... only yours.."

"Yeah? All mine and only mine?" He looks down at you with the softest of stares before planting kisses on your face, subtly slowing his thrusts down as he cums inside you. He whimpers as you tighten around him, soaking his dick and thighs with your cum.

"Fuck..so perfect angel. All mine." He mumbles, repeatedly kissing and nipping at your lips as he pulls out. He strings kisses down your jaw and neck before moving his way down and burying himself between your thighs.

"Lemme clean you up mama, okay?" He peppers kisses on your inner thighs before putting your legs on his shoulders and sliding his tongue between your puffy folds, licking the mixture of his and your cum out of you. You card your fingers through his long hair, holding it in a makeshift ponytail and making brief eye contact with him as he eats you out, suddenly feeling twice as thankful for your needy, touch-starved boyfriend.

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[scoups4lyfe]

cannot wait for you to reach revise 42, its prolly my fave ep of revise outside of Ikki playing support to his siblings.

So I've been hearing

👀

[swiftmitsu]

hello hi really quick snacks doodles for you guys right before bed

[rowime]

I don't know if someone already made this.

[exhuastedpigeon]

[icannotgetoverbirds]

BE NORMAL ABOUT THOSE WITH IT/ITS PRONOUNS THIS PRIDE MONTH AND FOREVER AFTER OR I'M STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND USING IT TO BEAT YOU SENSELESS

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