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the doctor, to the meep:
#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#dw spoilers#my post#15k#y'all are insane#20k???? WHAT??????#25K. INSANE#let's get this to 30k just for the sake of it. come on guys#i swear to fucking god if we get to 40k
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Cool-toned purples exist, pass it on.
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Sex w/ Clingy!Kazutora
♡ NSFW but also fluffy, fem reader, possessive!Tora, lowkey chubby reader but anyone can read as always, praise, pet names (angel, pretty baby, mama), oral->fem receiving, basically porn with feelings lmao ♡
note: Okay so I had to follow up on this little idea with a little something something and you know I just had to do it with Tora 🤭 but ofc lemme know if I should write about a different character with this idea
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This happened every time you and Kazutora have sex, his face ends up buried in your neck, his lips trailing kisses over your soft skin. Your bedroom was filled with the sounds of his cock pummeling into your soaked cunt, the soft smack of his hips hitting yours, and his breathy whines.
"Fuck, I love you so much angel! Pussy so perfect~"
You were so fucked out that you could barely respond, his dick hitting all the spots that made you go dumb.
"Mama, I need to hear you say it back. Do you love me pretty baby?" He pants softly, practically crying against your shoulder as his grip on your plump thighs tighten.
"You know I do!" You gasped out, teetering on the edge of pleasure, simultaneously under and overstimulated.
"Of course I know, but I need to hear you say it." He pleads, his hips smacking harder and faster into yours. "Tell me you love me, tell me you're all mine, that I'm the only one for you.."
"I'm all yours... only yours.."
"Yeah? All mine and only mine?" He looks down at you with the softest of stares before planting kisses on your face, subtly slowing his thrusts down as he cums inside you. He whimpers as you tighten around him, soaking his dick and thighs with your cum.
"Fuck..so perfect angel. All mine." He mumbles, repeatedly kissing and nipping at your lips as he pulls out. He strings kisses down your jaw and neck before moving his way down and burying himself between your thighs.
"Lemme clean you up mama, okay?" He peppers kisses on your inner thighs before putting your legs on his shoulders and sliding his tongue between your puffy folds, licking the mixture of his and your cum out of you. You card your fingers through his long hair, holding it in a makeshift ponytail and making brief eye contact with him as he eats you out, suddenly feeling twice as thankful for your needy, touch-starved boyfriend.
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#tokyo revengers fanfiction#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers smut#kazutora smut#kazutora x reader#tokrev fanfic#Tora 😭 my man my baby my pookie my heart and soul my everything 🐯🧡🖤🤍#god I love him 🫠 it's over when I find a man like him y'all I swear
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BE NORMAL ABOUT THOSE WITH IT/ITS PRONOUNS THIS PRIDE MONTH AND FOREVER AFTER OR I'M STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND USING IT TO BEAT YOU SENSELESS
(reference)
#byrd chirps#I SWEAR TO GODS.#the ONLY reason i still use he/him pronouns is because y'all (general) can't be fucking normal about neopronouns!#I wish everyone who disrespects it/its users a very shut the fuck up
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This is a Handler Appreciation Space. If you think the Handler is criminally overhated, please stand up!
#monster hunter#the handler#the handler is cute y'all are just mean#and misogynistic like SERIOUSLY the amount of people shitting on how “ugly” she supposedly is is just gross#fucking weebs I swear to god
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Literally where do people get the idea that Jason was full of himself and that he thought he was better than Percy? This is legit brought up in so many 'why-i-hate-jason-grace" arguments it just screams lack of reading comprehension and obvious Percy bias saltiness. Like just say you are bitter that Jason is written as percy's equal and that you want Percy to have nobody rival him 💀
Never once in his povs did he ever think about how much better he was, on the contrary it's just him not feeling good enough about himself. He and Percy NEVER said anything bad about eachother.
His and Percy's rival is just a joke between two powerful demigods who have rival dads, that's literally it. Even if Jason did indeed think he's better, so what about it? What's the big deal?
he has worked hard and accomplished great things, so he has like, every right to be confident in his power, stop acting like hes all weak and inferior when he canonically killed a titan with like his bare fucking hands till the point Krios swore vengeance on him. No he's not "weak" or morally inferior to Percy as a person. You are merely trying to cope. Not to mention the way people judge a character's worth SOLEY based on their abilities is a huge red flag in itself, but that's a discussion for another time.
he shouldve canonically had more achievments and power than he originally got in the books as a son of jupiter. but rick made Percy too OP and fumbled jason for the sake of keeping percy's spotlight intact. Has it ever dawned on people that Percy is shown to have cool abilities like bending tears but Jason is never shown to have abilities like controlling lungs? Yeah, that's authors privilege for ya.
Y'all put Percy in an obnoxiously high pedestal and that's not a good thing. It diminishes his flaws and makes him appear so saint like and Gary Stu even though he's not. the fact that ppl get so sensitive over their rivalry and try to belittle jason by making up scenarios (like claiming jason thinks he's superior and shit) and go around saying that to ppl to reduce his value DESPITE being well aware that he has like enough hate already, is so insanely petty. BOTH Jason and Percy deserve equal amounts of respect.
God forbid a teenage boy say he's better than the other as a joke, he's such a terrible, stuck up, and shitty person who deserved death for that, isn't he?
#Attack me all you want idc I said what I said.#Yall just dig up reasons at this point. It's giving an 8 year old roblox kid behaviour.#Fandom to a boy with a tragic story who literally did nothing but exist and be a good person: he's a villian who deserved death! 😡😠#I swear if Jason slander still exists a few years later then I have no hope in this fandom anymore.#I thought this fandom was peaceful 😔#“I hate Jason with passion bc he's boring and nobody should rival Percy because he's the best.How dare Jason be the son of the king of gods#“how dare someone be percy's equal. Nobody should be written as Percy's competitor 😤😡😠” like womp womp ig#Y'all are so salty lmfao. The fandom makes Percy into such a gary stu even when he's not.#pjo#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo fandom#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#jason grace#pjo hoo#hoo
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May I ask for the one and only Killer Sans?
"We're gonna have a great time~"
So I totally decided "why not animate it rq" real quick was a lie, this took hours and it was totally fuckin worth it @swiftmitsu he's at your door bro, let him in (don't rip off the door on accident-)
Killer belongs to Rahafwabas Please do not repost my animations
#melly's silly talks#killer sans#killer sans x reader#< implied#can be interpreted as a different thing though#my art#my animation#killer!sans#something new au#utmv art#utmv fanart#if this doesn't blow up i swear to god /j#y'all this took me several hours#of constant killer#I've never wanted to throw him so badly#like get ur rizzer ass outta here#you crusty tarface#(pls fuck me)#i mean what#who said that#that's crazy#anyways#enjo#enjoy#undertale au#undertale animation#undertale multiverse#no reposting
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I finished Rebels and I am soooo normal about them rn
#star wars#star wars rebels#kanan jarrus#hera syndulla#kanera#GOD...... THEM#rebels fanart#star wars fanart#sw rebels#my art#i just know i got their designs wrong but im too busy to check#y'all better not let my non-dsmp art flop i swear to god
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If you're a bot posting NSFW in the Asexual tag: fuck you, get blocked and reported. If you're an actual person posting NSFW or other spam in the Asexual tag: shame on you, get blocked and reported, I hope you get perma-banned for being an inconsiderate piece of shit
#vent post#asexual#lgbt#I swear to god if I see one more suggestive or nude photo in the ace tag...#and I'll be real the SFW spam is annoying too!#Stop tagging your random travel photos as asexual!#stop tagging your shitty poetry as asexual!#y'all make me want to commit actual crimes
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More GhostSoap from my Dragon's Dogma 2 playthrough ! Soap is now truly in love with Ghost, he blushes when talking to him <3
#ghostsoap#ghoap#dragon's dogma 2#dd2#cod#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#I am going insane THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#y'all dd2 is perfect to make your otp real I swear to god
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Jewish people did nothing to you. They have not hurt you, they have not targeted you, their existence is no threat to you.
They are not responsible for Israel's actions. They should not be made to pay for Israel's actions.
They deserve safe spaces and fun spaces the same as any other minority.
They deserve to be safe. Like any other minority y'all fight for they deserve to be safe.
If you can't support that then at the very least keep your damn mouth shut. Keep your hands to yourself. And leave Jews the fuck alone
"But zionists-"
LEAVE. JEWS. THE FUCK. ALONE.
#kathy i swear to fucking god if you mention zionism one more time i'm beating you to death with your own fucking kneecaps#you don't know what zionism is#stop fucking talking like you know what it is#you're an ignorant motherfucker. y'all are ignorant motherfuckers#if you call yourself an anti-zionist there is a 99% chance you're actually just antisemitic and i fucking hate you#eat shit#maison speaks
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Just some friendly reminders :)
PERCY SHOULD NOT HAVE TO MAKE UP/APOLOGIZE FOR BEING KIDNAPPED AND BRAINWASHED BY HIS CRAZY AUNT.
IF WE SWITCHED PERCY AND ANNABETH Y'ALL WOULD BE INFURIATED AT THE SAME STUFF YOU PRAISE ANNABETH FOR. IT'S HORRIBLE NO MATTER WHICH WAY IT GOES.
THAT JUDO FLIP WAS NOT AN EXAMPLE OF FEMALE POWER. NONE OF THE STUFF ANNABETH DID TO PERCY IS.
JUST BECAUSE RICK SAID PERCABETH WAS BASED ON HIM AND HIS WIFE DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN'T SAY PERCABETH IS TOXIC/ABUSIVE.
BEING A TRAUMATIZED TEENAGE WAR VET DOES NOT FULLY EXCUSE HER BEHAVIOUR. If Percy and Annabeth were to go to therapy and talk things out, or, god forbid, they TAKE A BREAK FROM THEIR RELATIONSHIP, things could get better. But, I honestly think we would establish world peace before Rick would even consider writing that.
CALEO IS ARGUABLY A BETTER RELATIONSHIP THAN PERCABETH WHEN IT COMES TO HOW TOXIC IT IS. Let's face it, Caleo is not as bad as you all make it out to be. If Calypso took some time to adjust to 21st-century mortal life and do some self-reflection, things would be a lot better.
But Percabeth is the heterosexual ship that was canon from the very beginning, so I guess we can't speak the truth about it apparently...
#y'all are insane I swear...#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#cotg#chalice of the gods#anti percabeth#screw my last intro post edit we anti-percabeth again bitches#hoo#heroes of olympus
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I really, truly think that all of fandom needs to have a yearly re-watch of the source material so that people don't start agreeing with stupid fandom takes as gospel:
like... are you KIDDING ME with that??? she's so clearly smitten with him you'd have to be blind or literally closing your eyes to not see it
#IRRITATED WHERE#go rewatch ca tfa i swear to god#in no way did she 'throw herself at' steve#peggy carter#peggy tag#steve rogers tag#steggy#look i'm not even into it#but they're HELLA CUTE here#she's so into him#jesuschrist the sexism consistently hurled at peggy is incredible#also the needing to re-watch source material is not just about this#the bad takes out there are WILD y'all
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THEY WERE INSANE FOR THIS
#dragonfable#dragonfable spoilers#df spoilers#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME#book 3 finale#book 3 epilogue#WE'RE GETTING Y'ALL OUT OF THERE I SWEAR TO GOD#warlic#jaania#alexander / xan#as an aside really weird that they went with mirror!alex for this?#i think they probably should've done skeleton alex but boy the timelines feels did add to the cocktail of emotions#i really thought i'd get through the epilogue without crying#i ALMOST made it
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Tong magically getting the building that nobody else could get before
Yet running out of money
Didn't make me think that he has used money to get that building, but instead made me think of something more nefarious, like he might be willing to cut some corners in other areas to make sure his movie makes him look good.
All's I'm saying is Joe 2.0 is already living a life VERY similar to Joe 1.0.
So Tong better not even think about it.
@bitacrytic, I will end that man where he fucking stands.
#my stand in#my stand in the series#Tong better not#I swear to GOD he better not#LEAVE JOE ALONE!#y'all better start praying right now#because if this happens I'm bringing out the Alan scale#new fear unlocked
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