#new fear unlocked

[damphexagon]

What the fuck

[anydaynowany]

[colinarcartperson]

Yeehawgust day 9 “wild mustang”

I’ve discovered that horses showing their teeth scare me…

[bekolxeram]

A truck crash unleashing millions of angry bees? Gotta give it to the writers, only they can come up with such a crazy idea. I'm glad we live in the real world, not the 9-1-1 universe...

Or Australia. Or Missouri. Or Maine. Or Utah. Or Washington. Or Montana.

[rokishimizu4]

Oracal’s First sighting of Fear

To say that Babs wasn’t in the mood to be stuck in traffic, in her dad’s police car, while a villain monologues about something, was an understatement.

What’s worse was that the villain was new and somehow controlling Fucken mosquitoes with a device on his wrist.

She was also a few seconds away from pulling her own self out of the car and demand that the ‘Mosquitoe King’ give up or she’s going to get out her hairspray and a lighter.

At least she until she saw the look of pure, unadulterated, fear on his face and her dad rushing back into the car, shaking like a leaf, rolling the windows up, and locking the doors like his life depended on it.

Her unspoken question is answered by the screeching of bats, millions by her count, but not the bats familiar to Gotham.

All of them were glowing white with purple bodies and leaving behind some type of stardust behind as they swarmed the mosquitoes and the ‘King’.

But that wasn’t the worse part, the thing that gently crushed a few centimeters of the car’s roof was.

It looked similar to Man Bat, who was in Arkham Asylum and undergoing treatment for a cure, but bigger and drooling purple slim from its open mouth. It barely leaped from the roof and surrounded the Mosquito King with its massive wings and the fight is over before it even began.

Babs and her father, who looks a few seconds away from passing out, look at each other then the empty street in the middle of a circle of police cars.

”Let’s just… go see Tim.” Babs finally says as she finally lets go her seat, which is unknowingly held onto for dear life just a few moments ago.

Her dad, Commissioner Gordon-who was now thinking of retiring, could only nod as he somehow manages to get to the Wayne Manor without another villain run in.

”I’m too old for this. Alfred, can we stay here tonight?”

[respectthepetty]

Tong magically getting the building that nobody else could get before

Yet running out of money

Didn't make me think that he has used money to get that building, but instead made me think of something more nefarious, like he might be willing to cut some corners in other areas to make sure his movie makes him look good.

All's I'm saying is Joe 2.0 is already living a life VERY similar to Joe 1.0.

So Tong better not even think about it.

@bitacrytic, I will end that man where he fucking stands.

[lesbiannerdd]

I just thought of the most cursed thing ever… British Daniel Thorns.

Now I have a new fear unlocked.

[kalopsia1sblog]

“Ants’’

Dazai x Fem! Reader x Chuuya

Voyuerism, Deepthroating, Cum Eating, Orgasm Denial, Inappropriate use of ants, Threesome, Fingering, oneshot

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Being in the ADA has calmed Dazai down from his previously apparent sadistic nature. Now, it only became visible whenever he was fucking you and cruelly manipulating your orgasms to his pleasure. This past time he had pulled you into the nearest alleyway and flipped up your skirt, bending you over and roughly pushing his deft fingers into your wet folds and stroking your clit.

“Wow, so greedy for me already.” Dazai snarkily murmurs, kneeling down to see the slick leaking out of your pussy. You whimpered, pressing your hands against the wall as he continued to stroke and occasionally pinch your nub, almost letting you reach your high. When he suddenly pulled out his fingers and gripped your waist taking away your first orgasms you whined desperately.

“J’ wait a second f’me, okay? I wanna try something.” He grinned heartlessly as he pulled a jar out of his pockets, and while you tried to twist around to see what he was planning to do, he reached over to grab your jaw and force you the other way around again.

“So impatient, just let it be a surprise.” Dazai groaned as you felt a curious crawling over your thighs as a sharp shooting pain went through you. Crying out from the uncomfortability, you felt Dazai’s hands leave your waist as he pressed his fingers against your thighs repeatedly. Looking down you saw ants crawling over your legs and Dazai killing them just to smear the blood over you. Tears leaking from your eyes, you saw his sadistic smile as he took one of the ants and left it on his finger as he drug his hand across your pussy, letting it bite you more before he squashed it. The pleasure of his long fingers mixed with the pain of the bites led you to complete your orgasm. Panting, you didn’t even notice that someone else had entered the alleyway, and was watching your encounter with Dazai.

“Oh? Chuuya, what a surprise!” Dazai sarcastically said. “What, you want to join?”

“You really are a shitty guy, you know?” Chuuya tutted as he walked over and pulled your hair, tilting your head back to look at him. “She’s much too pretty to be your slut.”

“Ah~ so rude Chuuya,” Dazai woefully remarked, as he fisted his dick, preparing it to thrust it into you. “She enjoys it well enough.”

Chuuya rolled his eyes as he stuck two of his fingers inside your mouth, pleased when you started sucking them, the squelching sounds making him hard. His eyes roamed over your body, seeing the ant bites and how they were quickly swelling with fluid. A heat began in his core as he imagined you filled with his fluid. Pushing your head down to his dick, he groaned as you sucked his length, deepthroating it and swallowing his cum. You lifted your eyes and saw Chuuya’s head was leaned back against the wall, clearly about to cum. Feeling Dazai’s rough thrusts into your pussy, your moans were strangled as your mouth was stuffed full of Chuuya’s cock. After he ejaculated, you swallowed his thick load, and your mouth was finally released from the full feeling. You could feel Dazai about to reach his limit as well, and when he cummed, your core was filled to the brim with white. Chuuya and Dazai helped you to stand up as Chuuya knelt on the ground and started to eat you out, his tongue licking deep inside your pussy. Dazai tilted your head up as he kissed you needily, still tasting Chuuya in your mouth.

Breaking off the kiss, Dazai tauntingly said to Chuuya, “How’s the taste of my cum, huh?”

Chuuya glared up at him, white ropes dribbling down his mouth, as he continued to deeply suck and lick your needy pussy. You orgasmed over him, and once he finished licking it off his lips, he replied, “I can only taste her, shitty Dazai.”

In a delirious state, you could feel them carry you out of the alleyway and to a nearby hotel so you could properly rest after having been used so thoroughly by the both of them.

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A/n: Why did I write this.

[skyeoak]

[MAGNUS PROTOCOL 10 SPOILERS]

[CANARIES SHOULD STAY ABOVE GROUND]

Not to ignore the, uh, archivist in the room, but the thing about TMP 10 that’s keeping me up at night is the circumstances around this *curse words* mascot horror.

The fact that, as a creative of any sort, you’re trying to do your best to make something that really resonates with your audience. And when you’re starting out [like I am, hi, I’m a writer], you’re working on a bunch of things, you’ve got lots of balls in the air, trying to break into the creative space you’re aiming for.

But you never know exactly what will be a hit, or why. And once it’s a hit, a truly viral one, it’s out of your hands almost entirely. It can overshadow your other work, work you might be prouder of, until no matter what you’ve made and what else you’ll make, you will always and forever be “the creator of XYZ” to the world.

And the manifestation of this in TMP as a literal thing that the creator is a servant to, potentially wasting precious time and energy in the upkeep of the one thing you’ll Always Be Known For—

Don’t talk to me i’m fucked up about it.

[desikanya]

What if I don't get a man who calls me 'love', has a soft spot for fashion, loves to pet stray dogs, has green eyes, is blonde, an intellectual, speaks 7 languages, unalive anyone who disrespects me and is named Aaron Warner. What if....

[chris-mclean-has-me-by-the-neck]

If tiktok even gets banned, are all the tdtt users gonna come on here now..?

[sm-baby]

Why ya gotta hurt me with baby roland…

Hehe it was just meant to be bittersweet, nothing angsty <:3c Clancy would be hyped to have Roland be real but she's happy with just her baby doll!

Anyway, VIOLENCE!!

Raid!! A group of illagers goes to attack Roland without even knowing he's a doll. Even still Clancy is not happy!

[askwholehearted]

“hehehe gotchu”

[ericvelseb]

Have Some Minty working at the Starry Night Bakery

I think Frankie unlocked a new fear now

[poptartregreteva]

mood ruiner of the day

biblically accurate angels would look a little something like this (possible "New Fear Unlocked" if you actually keep looking):

[amordei-k]

recently been having nightmares of the main cast of good omens and neil gaiman breaking into my house to steal tea bags. im terrified of the sheer force they use