#i sound so pathetic

[philistiniphagottini]

Guys, can you please be a little nicer to me when requesting? I'm not likely to do your requests if it feels like you don't give a shit about me and just want me for the "content". This event was supposed to be fun and I'm honestly not having fun at the moment. I'm miserable.

[strangebnny]

Definitely need to talk to my boss about my Monday morning shifts,,, i am dying I can't keep having to wake up this early only one day of the week

[lazaruspiss]

MOTION SICKNESS WARNING. I PLAY AWFUL. ALSO PROBABLY LOUD.

[davinaclare]

what i love is when i'm in a circle of people and someone starts kissing everyone gooodbye and they skip me

[applemccartney]

hes still. ignoring me

[dixiedingo]

Spending new years alone and drunk again let's gooooo

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Five foot something and he's royalty.

[elsecrytt]

curse technique concept:

your technique can make anyone fall in love with you. it's not permanent, but the emotions are extremely real, and powerful, wearing off over time unless refreshed.

the technique is activated by eye contact.

you've also taken a binding vow - you cannot activate your technique at will, it's always on. this makes your technique much stronger than it should be.

so you run around with a blindfold, much like gojo, just to prevent making random people fall in love with you.

it's not so bad, really!

growing up, your parents would wear eyepatches - with only one eye making contact, the technique was half as effective!

except... if the effectiveness of the technique increases proportionally with the number of eyes... well...

[accidentallyaverage]

and the award for most wet cat of a man goes to ethoslab!

[teatitty]

It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?

And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"

[eva-birdman]

Kepler's hard knock life. He's so pathetic

[snap-my-kneecaps]

Hi yes, Wookieepedia that’s not fucking funny

Actually sobbing

[cyb3r-mutt]

uh so i finally remembered to record myself again and um yay for finally charging my best vibrator. Please enjoy pathetic whimpering i guess :3

he/they/it

[mossymandibles]

Found out there was an ever so brief teaser for Arcane season 2 so I took a beat to do some quick art of Sevika✨ its a bit of a redraw of my art of her from 2 years ago. Her arm is kind of improvised.

She deserves BETTER but I’ll try not to get my hopes up.

[anghraine]

You'd think the worst part of being immunocompromised would be catching All The Things, but honestly, the actual worst part is not being able to visit very sick loved ones because they're afraid of you catching the sickness :(

[blusthings]

Danny and Reem, thank you for allowing me to explore myself and my identity through you. Thank you for showing me what love can look like. And thank you for being brave on my behalf.