#i should start a tag

[clambuoyance]

[OCs] random dump of my ocs!!

[hearthomelesbian]

me when i'm cisgender

[hajihiko]

My own narrative of the SDR2 class being haunted by Junko in various ways

[imadhatt3r]

This month's comic book haul 👍

[dysphorie]

Blease tell me about your sister kneecapping Jesus!!! I need to knowwww!!!!

OK SO

Like i said, my mum used to restore statues for local churches. Sometimes this was just a new lick of paint or repairing noses, but some required a lot of sculptural work

Enter: jesus

This particular jesus was on a crucifix in the church my family went to, and he was pretty big, I'd say like 3.5 foot wingspan, and hung at a height for people to kiss his feet. This led to the plaster becoming mooshy and degraded over the years, so they asked my mum to fix it. Just his feet, mind. Rest of it was fine

So there's this massive crucified jesus taking up the kitchen table for like a month and plaster and clay and araldite and all sorts taking up the whole room, so we were on strict instructions to be VERY VERY careful when doing anything in the kitchen, and to not touch jesus. Bare in mind i was like 9 or 10 at this point so the sister in question was like 16, and more than capable of listening to instructions

She did not listen to instructions

Me and my mum were out, and we came home to this sister looking TERRIFIED. Turned out she'd had a couple of friends over, and they got a little rowdy. One banged the kitchen table, sliding jesus along it. My sister, who is kinda clumsy, tried to catch him but instead basically KARATE CHOPPED him at the legs, snapping them clean fucking off, taking most of the hips and the weak wire armarture with them. He looked like jesus crossed with bishop from aliens. And because the plaster was still mushy, they basically fucking exploded into chunks

So we all just stood at the kitchen table like

and my mum was like

"YOU KNEECAPPED JESUS"

At which point i said "that's gonna take a lot of hail mary's" and was chased out the room

My sister was so distraught that honestly my mum didnt give her too bad a bollocking for it, def not as bad as when her friend ruined the glass of the electric fire by touching it with gloves that melted onto it (she "wanted to see if the fire and coals were real" -_-), that she got hammered for. Jesus was eventually completely reconstructed from the hips down and hung back up with a FRAGILE: DO NOT TOUCH sign. I actually kinda wanna go see if he's still there and take some photos of the statues my mum worked on!

[renegadessys]

going feral about battery arcana again. our lore is insane. just bc mantra isn't here to infodump about it doesn't mean we don't all want to do it in his stead. PLEASE talk to me about battery arcana we can be trusted to tell you a normal amount of things. i promise

[awesomefringey]

Have you seen the anon going around that claims to have watched the documentary and says Louis says he finds weird having so many queer fans cuz he's straight?? And how it hurts him that people think Freddies not his son??

I haven‘t. Sounds like someone tries to stir shit.

Because if there was someone who watched it already, I’d ask why this person’s only take away AOTV were these two things and why in conclusion, they had nothing better to do than to go on anon knowing very well what drama it would cause.

[fumblingmusings]

Not me finally reading Lovely As You Are and thoroughly enjoying every romantic conversation and kiss and dream like tone and getting to the final chapter and thoroughly enjoying Alfred knocking Ivan the fuck out and being like vindication for Ludwig fuck yeah only to end the fic and be genuinely hollowed out like a melon scoop because

Hi, I'm Abbie and I never learned to fuckin read

It is well and truly my

moment.

Anyway, 10 out 10 fic to blast through at 11pm. Just... read the tags, yeah? It is quite heavy.

[brutefury]

text from my boss

[sparkdoesart]

Having even slightly popular mutuals is so cool. The king has bestowed upon me a like. Perhaps even a reblog

[treasureplcnet]

mistook mickbell for the beautiful asshole girl of my dreams (a mistake the official translation also made for a bit) and was devastated to learn that he is in fact a man. i've now projected this onto meijack

[nothatsmi]

The foxhole court, chapter five

First books monsters were something really.

On an aftg reread, which is very useful to survive school these days. Currently into the kings men, i'll make more fanart cause this brings me so much joy (which - idk what it tells about my mental state). If you have suggestions on what I should draw next I'm taking em.

[arielluva]

let's play maiden dissection!

[hinamie]

thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life

bonus:

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[ruporas]

how to guide your mossball (ID in alt)