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i don't have a green thumb, i've killed more plants on accident than anything
i have a black thumb, which i like to think of a bit like necromancy. see i may be extremely skilled at killing plants, but im also remarkably talented at reviving plants from certain death. oh and the mushrooms. that grow. everywhere.
i can grow a mushroom in unwatered dirt left neglected in a window for an entire year. the bitches just show up
#currently dealing with incredibly virile bright yellow mushrooms that have spores on the outside of the cap that look like thick ass pollen#driving me nuts#my friend that has the kind of green thumb that means her entire house is covered in plants#says it means i have good soil#and if it were for the access my cats have to the pots#i should just leave em#unfortunately if i left them theyd kill the plant#they legit grow that fast and big#mushrooms want to grow more than any plant in my presence#i kind of want to focus the power and somehow become a circle of the spore druid#irl tho#gonna make magic real cuz mushrooms like me so much
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what kind of underwear do you think Erik and Charles wear (i'm not asking this to see them half naked) ((please believe me)) (((PLEASE)))
My Personal Belief is charles is a briefs guy while erik's a trunks guy. trunks/briefs kinda couple because i can
and idk just a lil bonus or somethin. as i do.
#nsft#probably. again A Promotion Would Be In Order From Me Personally but WHATEVER.#cherik#im too tired to tag everything ok this post'll find its people#snap sketches#not too tired for a tag ramble tho eUUGGHHH#i HAVE to post the second bit now or ill be editing it all night and for what. i will live#and my silly ass said i wouldnt draw that reading idea. well guess what im a LIAR who LIES.#i do wanna revisit that proper tho .. at least draw em by the fireplace someday but anyway#i think the funny thing is i had like. plans to draw charles in purple briefs just cause he wore them once and i chortled Unreasonably#so here we are. youll have to forgive me my friend i have a condition called If I Get An Excuse To Draw I Will#it is a very serious condition cause i need to SLEEEEPP truly and honestly locking in later i HAVE to#leaving all of you with this for the next idk twelve hours thats crazy#all i want to do is draw but i feel my eyes . Getting Weird and i have exams so i guess i should be a responsible person and sleep#i actually have a lot i need to catch up on so like. i prob wont be back on until this weekend when im Hopefully more free#'snap didnt you say that last night' I HAVE TO BE SERIOUS THIS TIME i got a lot. so i will see everyone saturday Hopefully#please give me the strength to focus for once thank you#for now good night everyone !!! please enjoy my doodlings from today. yesterday. i must not make any more for now
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HE GOT OUT GUYS NO WAY (this is a definitely real ava 11 screenshot)
#alan becker#animator vs animation#ava#ava tco#ava mercenaries#ava ballista#ava primal#ava hazard#ava agent#ava victim#hes there you can see em just a tiiiny bit#sorry you got pranked btw . this isnt real#or maybe you already knew?#ehhhh whatever the community was doing fun fake screenshots so i had to contribute!#fun fact i actually had a story in mind relating to this#basically victim is about to leave (after another beatup/fight thing) thinking tco is too weak to even fight anymore#but tco jumps at vic and gets them both falling out of the box#tcos finally out now! finally free! for the next 5 seconds#(agents getting ready with the pause again)#have fun with this#also notice tscs cage is still locked! i love fun adding details#i dont even know if i should add the lilacsart tag
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Disposable camera roll.. 📸
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#fib#fib extras#robin#alex#holiday photos!!!1 🤸♀️#cookie doesn't trust herself with anything other than a disposable camera ok#sdkjsdk#still obsessed#alas i suppose we should move on#x.x#let's just say they write to each other a bunch ok cos idk if i could keep up with them n their letters dksjk#so i won't be posting a million of em#i got a bunch of those fact asks tho so i'll maybe do a bunch for alex instead of leaving y'all hanging with all robin's questions fdkjfk
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it's impressive to me that jaime is simultaneously one of the most loved and one of the most hated characters in fandom
ehhh tbh I think it's quite typical that the most popular characters in fandom are also the most polarising, and to an extent Jaime is designed to get a mixed reaction. as ever though, there's always a difference between those who just don't care for Jaime and those who go out of their way to write bad faith analyses of his character. and i mean whatever lol, there are more egregious things than Jaime antis in the world but my god they are so boring. writing the worst meta on the Riverrun chapters that you've ever seen in your life whilst praising themselves for seeing through Jaime's redemption arc and only liking some good, upstanding child character or w/e
same ppl who say 'i LOVE brienne she's my FOURTH favourite character i NEED to PROTECT her! she deserves better than BRAIME stans!' and then they never post about her again except to say that a second, third, fourth and fifth time
#ask#also i love the way they talk about jaime fandom as a bunch of tradwives who hate all the discourse girls#last i checked jaime fandom was debating who should get him pregnant. noone got time to be hating on ur girl there are more pressing matter#anyway most of the time it's just like. if hating is fun for them then leave em to it. asoiaf fandom isn't about to change#jaime lannister
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fully convinced polysquad houseshare will be a thing
@vivid-street i said i would tag you in polysquad stuff im so sorry this is the ifrst one
#the placements a little funky but eeehhhhhhhh#i accidnetally made akito look traumitised while doodling today and decided to run wiht it and look wherer we are#anyway ima ctually starting to like a lot of my doodles#however i should be doing homework rn#who cares#ramblings#pjsk posting#polysquad#polyvbs#kohane azusawa#azusawa kohane#akito shinonome#shinonome akito#do i tag toya and an that is the question#no i will not#but i will tag#toyan#antoya#what do yall call em i just use emojis bc they never leave my quicknotes cries...#tw suggestive#<- just in case
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New OCs
(briefly, humans and supernatural beings have to team up for building better relations with each other and all the supernaturals can shapeshift and take on human appearances but also have their 'original form'.)
OK so I was GOING to draw fanart today - I had a fun idea and everything! But health anxiety (and anti-anxiety meds) wore me out so I kinda .... slogged through OCs as a treat to me. I am going to go to the doctor tomorrow so HOPEFULLY it's all okay.
#my characters#also kite is the worst socially and says things he thinks are surely fitting for a human conversation#but ends up insulting grady with 99% of the comments and that makes grady not fond of him#but then grady is like super pleasant to others and doesnt know how to act around kite and flubs a lot too#its a disaster and the twins are like oh no this is painful#mr tengu that was so tacky you cant say that to a human#mr tengu you cant DO that to a human STOP BEING LIKE THIS#while callum is just like wow this is hilarious thanks for bothering my younger brother its adding character to his life#and kite is stressed because thats the least encouraging thing to hear ever thank you v much hes TRYING to adapt#but also kite isnt his real name and he doesnt know squat about humans BUT he knows they have the internet#and so hes like well the problem is i dont want to actually say my name to you all because what if i am Online (TM)#and so he asks for a new name and then is like he should name me - the tiny one who wants to kick my ass should name me#so grady is like ....... nooooo...... dont............ and then suggests kite bc he's done google research#and kite is a type of bird and according to wikipedia has some familiarity to tengu so therefore yeah#and kite is like !!!!!! DOES HE ! KNOW THINGS ! and happily accepts the slightly researched name while the other humans#are like grady stop that is bullying the poor guy leave him alone pick a normal name!#anyway not drawn yet but there is a human guy partner for the twins and he immediately is like perfect#i know which is which lets go out and explore the human world for your research#and they dont understand how he knows them apart so fast and none of the other humans seem to tell em apart#but then none of the humans are shocked at the guy who knows so the girls are like sir howst do you know#and hes just v casual oh right yeah younger identical twin sisters - i have Practice ! and they are endeared to him haha#anyway if you read all those tags ty#and yes in his tengu form he does actually have the long nose please do not be mad#i just dont draw noses normally and im too tired to practice rn so#i only drew the second one today anyway - the first pic was done a couple days ago but i didnt wanna post on main#but then here i am posting on main#im sorry
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I'm a simple gal, the moment Bendy content pops up in my head, I take it and run
Anyways Bendy Royale AU I'll explain more about later
This is the map from a birds-eye view. And as a side note, just because a character doesn't have a base, doesn't mean they aren't in the au (there are a ton of characters)
Also Ink Bendy logo design doodles
I need help picking one...
#Will I elaborate more?#Idk if I feel like it#Ugh character designs are hard tho#There's a ton of characters idk what I'm gonna make em look like#I also want to add ocs but at the same time I think I should just leave it as canon characters only#But idk what do you think#doodles rants#batim#bendy#batdr#Bendy royale#bendy and the ink machine#bendy and the dark revival#ink bendy#ink demon#joey drew
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Wait, does the cheating thing on the bond always works? bcs that would be kinda freaky for R!Dipper like imagine you get pinned down by someone in the corner of a br or smthng and then said person kissed you and proceeded to explode into red mist and you literally have no idea what happened.
Also, would the constellation mark be a "cursed" Mark over the years, like you would give birth to a baby and the doctor says "😟 I am so sorry ma'am,,, I'm afraid your baby has the Cipher Companion mark. ( could also be something equally as science-y like Ursa Major, Constellation Calamation, etc idk)" And you just burst into tears.
Would that mean that dipper would get into a special program(demon wrangling program or smthng, demonologist? Maybe)? Or would the parents hide it away hoping that Bill would never take their child away?
(Sorry this au is just very interesting to me,,,, I hope u get more motivation, keep writing author 💪)
These are all options! The fun part of reincarnation AU being left ambiguous is that technically any of them could happen.
#Answers#Okay but for full transparency#I never really figured out what the 'cheating' consequence is#It's a nebulous concept since I've never had to write it happening#And left ambiguous because neither of these two are into anyone else - and as a writer I like to leave my options open!#I would assume that one of the few things they agreed on when making the contract was that unwelcome advances didn't count as cheating#But that the villain in question would get what was coming to them. Very Violently. They wanna step on a landmine? Let 'em have it#Dipper would have made a frowny face at the violence but agreed. Privately thinking well that's actually a *bonus*#A built-in defense system of sorts#(Something Bill was also thinking but absolutely phrased in the possessive aspect)#Whether or not the Consequences kick in before they meet again - their equivalent of their vow renewal - is up for grabs#Dipper trying to fend off someone only to have them burst into flames and/or blood would feel a terrified sense of relief#Who knows! Maybe Dipper has protection but has a chance for other actions before they meet again!#But the odds of that occurring are very slim. Partly due to his general awkwardness#And distinct hesitation on Dipper's part. Even though he *thinks* he should be enthusiastic#He looks at the person he's in bed with and just. It feels weird. Maybe because he hasn't (in his memory) done this before#Great job Dipper!! Someone in your bed and the best you can do is kinda grimace. Real sexy.#If he does ever manage to get up to something it's not even a tenth of the time he has with his husband#Dipper reincarnations are all very unfortunately attracted as hell to Bill Cipher and they're deeply alarmed by it#I do like the idea of different parental groups finding Dipper's birthmark and having different reactions#Perhaps a random incarnation of one of his family members ends up in charge of him one time#The results would vary *wildly* depending on who it was#On a scale of Mabel Mom to Ford Uncle how are you preparing this person for his invitable enhusbanding#(Stan remains pretty much the same but has a lot of bad marriage advice)#Wow that's a lot of tags even for me#I am going to queue this and sleep
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i wsa abouta make prollymy Real Bad Post but mayeb theyreere are Bad IDea legally speakin so um
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#anyways if you wanna kys i Fuxkicng GWT IT BRO i don't wanna do this again goddddddddddddddd#but you should at least waaaaaaait until jnau. hm. nanj. hm. januaaarei. jesus fuck#wait until january and get to dC#if you gotta leave a corpse you shold leave it on ethe whit hosue lawn#don't .ake the people who love you have to se yoi like that its jus too terripbele#aint worth it if your aenemias aint the ones cleaning up the messss#drunkspostign#jesuds fucking hells#drunkposting#dont; take my advice i'm drunk as HELS#(metric) cup of vodksa in and whospsie i got BAD BRAON#don't kys in generala but DEFINITELY NEVER EVCER kys anyhweteere othre tha n the whit hose lawn#no one should ever kys anywhere other than the most politaxally poteny locations. like the wite houae lawn#in fact NO ONE wshould die anyehrwer OTHER thatn white hoase lawn#who neads morgeus just dump em at WHITW HOISUA. on LAWN#*TISH IS [BAD IDEA S] I AM [DRUNSK AS HAAELSLLLL]#NEVER FOLLOW DRUNKS ASS PIECE S OF SHIT ADVIZE#DO NTO FOLLWA ADVICE ASIDE FROM AMYBE THROWING CORPSE S AT WHWIATE HAOSUE [ON LAWNS]#i do thinka it wouls be funnie#corpseds belong: in onw LOCation. : WGITE HOSISDE LAWN.#slice of mu mhmhhmm#slice osf FUCKS#slice odf DAMMIRWT#slice of my pisA fuck#slice of my pizaaa liakw jaysos#slice of my pizza lifw. DAMNIR SO CLOASE#GOOD GOD VODKA YOU DO TIS TO ME#slice of my paisa#slice of my pizza life#see this is why yous shouldn't follow BAD ADVISE it ottook me that maky tries to write one damn tag
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#a doodley#every time i color something its like this looks 100 trillion times better w.o color.#torn between all my beautiful lines should be visible -and- i like coloring lines i cant just leave/make em all black
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growing up is realizing you don’t hate anyone in lees group
it’s just a bunch of f-cked up people
forced together in a f-cked up situation
not to mention WITH CHILDREN
#why I think twdg series should’ve ended at the first season#I’m sorry if all of em just died and only clementine was alive and left with omid and Christa as it leaves you on a cliffhanger#is perfect#I just love it#am I just salty about season 2……yes..#I hate how they bring back characters for nostalgia#it just feels stupid especially since they don’t know how to write them anymore#just let em die and stay dead#my stuffy stuff#twdg#opinions#unpopular opinion#maybe#also imagining where everyone in the first group is alive and well is nice#and they interact with the other seasons groups#it’s cute#oh I feel like I should say I’m a twdg kids apologist#they’ve all done nothing wrong
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I keep drinking coffee thinking it's gonna make me Productive and then instead of doing the work I actually have to do I just compulsively make spreadsheets :(
#my homework is. not done#but!!! i just realized if i take 2 spanish classes i can have a russian/spanish major instead of just russian#(it's complicated but this would leave me with: double major languages and history with a joint major in asian middle east studies)#(plus a minor in religious studies and concentration in islamicate studies)#first i gotta: relearn spanish for like the third time#but it's ok i'm hopping thru spain in less than a month so i should proooobably do that anyway#man when i was touring colleges my mom was like really dismissive about the idea of double majoring and now i'm here like#How Many Things Can I Stack Up To Get Big Number On Transcript#aaaaaaaand because of ames requirements i did the dumb thing and ended up learning persian while my spanish is still kinda iffy#итак совершилося то что я пытался предотвратить as they say#so i'm just gonna have to study two languages at once next semester... or just keep going thru the cycle of relearning them abt every year#my russian is a big girl it can survive on its own but i now gotta feed the babiessssss#tho ig what this kinda cyclically learning and forgetting spanish has taught me is like#languages are less like babies and more like those lil desert plants that wither up when they don't have any water#they might look dead but they're nearly impossible to kill completely#and will bounce right back after a lil care n patience. i just gotta like.... water em#the one thing standing in my way is ideological opposition to my spanish textbook#i have to pay $200 for access to a *website*#*i don't even get a book just a shitass ebook*#but it's ok one of the spanish profs likes me i think? i think she would let me skip the intro lit class#only problem is it was Genuinely Hard for me to follow along when i audited advanced lit... 90% of the class was heritage speakers#tho ig like. having taken a class meant for native russian speakers should help w learning to survive that kinda thing#genuinely i think i can do it#just gotta make that my goal. study. do it for zapata#and if i wanna go into translating... having good spanish should help right? like if i finally get b2 spanish?#yeah. if i could do kazakh history for native russian speakers i can do spanish lit for heritage spanish speakers. it's equivalent enough#but ok i'm gonna visit my buddy in spain who did nearly the exact same shitass majors combination as me#tho i think he did spanish/arabic for his language major and just Happens To Also Be Fluent In Russian cuz he's Like That#it's ok he's two years older than me i have two years to become that cool#he can tell me what to do
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i regret letting the ppl at my workplace find out that im a music enjoyer bc thats all anyone talks to me abt but at the same time everyones kinda vaguely judgemental abt it??
#i feel like everyone has a different opinion abt the various genres i like and they all have to shove em onto me like idgaf#also my stupid ass coworker wont stop reccing me songs that i dont wanna listen to#i feel like atp i should just say i know what music i like. leave me alone#vinnie talks
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hear me out: frozen fanfic where hans actually kisses anna, but it still doesnt work
The kiss wasn't an act of TRUE love, but hans does actually love he and isn't a bad guy (he has his reasons [like pride, trying to stand out from his brothers, ect. ] but he's mostly marrying anna cus he loves her) Anna only loves the idea of him, the idea of romantic love, of finding her "true love". Anna does loves him, but it's not deep enough to be considered "true love" (having just met him), so it doesn't work
Hans takes her to Elsa, tries to save her, and Elsa learns that she is able to control her powers and that the key to controlling her powers is love (ofc she's still mad at Hans for locking her up, doesn't trust him AT ALL and disapproves completely of their marriage, but won't do anything outright because respects her sister's wishes, and overall he was only trying to help Anna)
After Elsa reverses things, and everything is back to a new "normal", Anna tries to figure out why Han's kiss didn't break the curse, and is postponing or basically avoiding the wedding; during this, she starts spending more time with Kristoff (😏) and one moment, while they're hanging out, she realized that she cares more about Kristoff that she initially thought. She's slowly realizing, as she spends more time with him, that he's not as bad as she thought, that he's better than she thought, that she might actually quite like him, and loves spending time with him. One moment, while their together, Kristoff does an act of kindness that startles Anna a bit, when she realizes that she might like him a little bit more than a friend.
Hans by this point is getting a little agitated, as Anna spends more and more time with Kristoff than with him, and when was that wedding going to happen anyway? He talks to Elsa, hoping she could give advice (because she knows Anna best and would be completely honest with him). She tells him the truth (honestly have no idea what this is yet, but it'll help him realize that she actually likes Kristoff, and that maybe they weren't meant to be). Already anxious to get home knowing that he isn't impressing anyone, and that the one person he was supposed to impress doesn't even love him, he leaves.
That's when Anna learns that she doesn't love Hans, as she's not even that sad that he's gone. It felt more of a loss of an acquaintance than of heartbreak. She was tamping down her feelings for Kristoff, being almost married and all that, denying that she liked him, not letting herself think about it at all. Now that Hans is gone Anna can admit that she likes Kristoff, but doesn't immediately confess or show that she likes him in that way at all, no, it was too soon, too early to say anything. Anyways, Kristoff probably only thinks of her as a friend, right?
This leads to a buildup of pretty much pure fluff, and sister bonding with Elsa, where Anna and Kristoff get closer until one day, Anna (kinda sporadically lol) tells him that she likes him. Ensue cute love story with Elsa totally being like 'I knew it'
#EVERYTHING GOES TOGETHER#THE TROLLS SHIPPING EM#HANS LEAVING#love at first sight << slowburns#totally didnt make a whole new blog just to rant abt this#should i actually make this?#idk#also if anyone has any ideas pls pls spill 🙏🏻#im craving criticism#angst? whos that?#writeblr#writing#rambles#frozen
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#i was just staring into the distance like a victorian lady thinking about how much i love autumn#and thought dang id love to hear people wax poetry about what season they love the most#so this is your excuse#TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE SEASON AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE ABOUT IT#I'll go first:#autumn isn't too hot and it isn't too cold#the leaves are all orange and red and yellow and when they dry up you can rake em into a pile and jump into em#autumn is when you watch Over The Garden Wall and Halloween is just around the corner#autumn is when you stand outside and smell the dead leaves; hear them crack under your feet#you wear a light jacket to account for the approaching chill on the wind that tells you winter is just around the bend#autumn is a transitional and almost liminal time between the busy rush if summer and the quiet dead of winter#and it feels almost timeless when you stand outside during sunset and just LISTEN#all the birds are leaving#all the flowers are dying#and even the sun seems to leave sooner than it should#here comes winter#here it is
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