#i saw it happen

[girlkissergideon]

do yall think hes ever breasted boobily

[f1incorrectquotess]

Lewis: Are you busy?

Sebastian: Yes.

Lewis: Cool, listen to this...

[daisies-on-a-cup]

i take psychic damage every time i remember that cannibal truly, deeply, and sincerely loved that (not)fbi agent

[fappellmoan]

it’s been said before but olivia rodrigo really injected the drivers license bridge with some crazy fuckin drugs

[arfidposting]

everytime you tell someone with arfid that they should just "grow up" and to "eat food normally" an angel up in the sky kills themself

[spookiifi]

Eerie shit happened last night

To start things off: I’ve had a lot of creepy encounters with the paranormal (I know that sounds ridiculous because bps) but for real this actually scared me. I don’t scare easily

Another point: Don’t look in mirrors at night. My dumbass decided to stay up into the am hours, and I get a migraine from being on the laptop. I get up to grab painkillers in the bathroom with out turning the lights on. 

Something fucking moves behind me. This isn’t the first time btw.

I do whatever any normal functioning human would and nope the fuck out of there, slamming the room to my door behind me.

[bakerstreet-and-beyond]

There seems to be a general malaise on most of Tumblr about TikTok getting banned in the United States.

I understand the problems, "brain rot", whatever but- A government banning a social media app that opened the world for many people is legitimately scary and upsetting. Say what you want but, there are MANY global and local issues that would not have gotten the same traction, recognition, and outreach without TikTok.

And then add to this that Meta/Facebook was one the largest lobbyists working to get TikTok banned... Like- I think folks should be more concerned about the implications of what this means, especially since the ban goes into effect the day before inauguration.

[lord-grant]

Lieb, Luz, Toye, and Heffron would be jumping

Lipton, Spiers, Winters, Nixon, and Roe would be yelling at them

Everyone else would be mindin their business or rollin their eyes

[cubedmango]

desi miku !! 💃

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[pawnnibel]

If you fart while in line at the polls they give you a bonus sticker that says I Forted

[f1incorrectquotess]

Bono: Is something burning?

Lewis leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you

Bono: Lewis, the toaster is literally on fire.

[thereadingaddic7]

Screenshots taken seconds before disaster

[gongyussy]

"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Pomni and Gummigoo reunite in TADC!

[rx-05-29]

Bridget kills depressed people

you should