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I give it a week before they realize how insane you are and fire you

WRONG! FUCK YOU! MY INSANITY IS JUST MY INNER JOKER... AND HIS AMBITION WILL SKYROCKET ME UP THE CORPERATE LADDER! I will work at KFC until I die. I am their most loyal employee starting yesterday. I am going to fuck Colonel Sanders, deep fry my Cock, and then kill you!!!!!!!!

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damien fans / clever coop members yall do this too please !!

GUYS REBLOG WITH SMOSH PHOTOS/GIFS YOU WANT ME TO TURN INTO STAMPS AND ILL DO IT

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GUYS REBLOG WITH SMOSH PHOTOS/GIFS YOU WANT ME TO TURN INTO STAMPS AND ILL DO IT

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What are your pronouns bruv???

HE. SHE. THEY. IT.

I once was a simple man who only had one measley Pro Noun... but then I realized that with every Gender Gained, you also gain strength and power over those who have weaker souls. If you only have one Pro Noun, I got news for you, buddy! You will soon be licking my boots and begging for mercy once the Non Binary Overlords sieze power... Welcome to the Liberal Agenda!

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clever coop blinkie! with the battle pigeon

i just made this for damiens birthday i cant stop crying over the little pigeon they look so silly

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im never recovering from this like this is it for me

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DAMIEN READ OUT MY USERNAME AND FUCKING LAUGHED HAHAHAHAH

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HE DYED HIS HAIR BLACK ITS BLACK HIS HAIR IS BLACK

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i need bluesky mutuals so bad please someone come save me

edit: my dumbass forgot to say what my handle was

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pissing myself at my rebrand HOW WAS THIS NOT TAKEN

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as someone with cptsd sometimes i remember damien has it too and i start crying because its Horrific what do you Mean he has to deal with this shit too

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im genuinely considering making smosh compilation youtube videos because i (clearly) have so many smosh clips in my gallery

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gimme this!

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THE BURGER MAN?!?!?

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damien quoting megan thee stallion on live a few nights ago :3